1. Guest,

    Thank you for your continued support! Members like you make Gardeners Corner the place to be.
    Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas!

    Wiseowl, Shiney, Loofah, JWK & Fat Controller (Admin Team)
    Dismiss Notice

Off-Topic Discussion

All Discussions About Other Topics: World Events, DIY etc. **Jokes and other funnies to be put in The Muppet Show Forum, please**

  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
    Discussions:
    2,188
    Messages:
    107,715
    Latest: Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2025 Ladybird4, Dec 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
    Discussions:
    32
    Messages:
    254
    Latest: Ask daitheplant Mike Allen, Jul 19, 2020
Sort By:
Title
Replies Views
Last Message ↓
  1. "M"

    "Stoptober"; stop smoking campaign

    Hi Joolz, How's things? Hope you are getting along with the E-lite, and trust the support of those around has picked up a bit. I use the VIP E-cig which is to me the best thing about coming off...
    Hi Joolz, How's things? Hope you are getting along with the E-lite, and trust the support of those around has picked up a bit. I use the VIP E-cig which is to me the best thing about coming off the tobacco. The flavour is still there for me in the form of nicotine flavourings. Going back to the...
    Hi Joolz, How's things? Hope you are getting along with the E-lite, and trust the support of those around has picked up a bit. I use the VIP E-cig which is to me the best thing about coming off the tobacco. The flavour is still there for me in...
    Hi Joolz, How's things? Hope you are getting along with the E-lite, and trust the support of those around has picked up a bit. I use the VIP E-cig which is to me the best thing about coming off...
    Replies:
    56
    Views:
    6,092
  2. clueless1

    What can you do with a tin of water, and thermometer and a brolly?

    Is that a Cox's Apple Pie?
    Is that a Cox's Apple Pie?
    Is that a Cox's Apple Pie?
    Is that a Cox's Apple Pie?
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    595
  3. Phil A

    Night Vision Glasses

    Won't work on the Island Sheal, too much interference from the Granite.
    Won't work on the Island Sheal, too much interference from the Granite.
    Won't work on the Island Sheal, too much interference from the Granite.
    Won't work on the Island Sheal, too much interference from the Granite.
    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    2,125
  4. Phil A
    Like x 6

    Caution, I Brake For....

    In a 20 mph limit
    In a 20 mph limit
    In a 20 mph limit
    In a 20 mph limit
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    773
  5. music

    GENEALOGY.

    Yep! :dbgrtmb: That goes well with having been born in a castle. :) No need to bow! :heehee:
    Yep! :dbgrtmb: That goes well with having been born in a castle. :) No need to bow! :heehee:
    Yep! :dbgrtmb: That goes well with having been born in a castle. :) No need to bow! :heehee:
    Yep! :dbgrtmb: That goes well with having been born in a castle. :) No need to bow! :heehee:
    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    1,826
  6. Bilbo675
    Like x 6

    Virgin & BT Customers Beware

    loveweeds - I get PPI texts on my mobile these days, so its not just limited to landlines. Companies make a living from selling phone numbers/personal information on to other companies to use...
    loveweeds - I get PPI texts on my mobile these days, so its not just limited to landlines. Companies make a living from selling phone numbers/personal information on to other companies to use them. A good number of years back, I got an insurance offer through the mail; it had my name, my...
    loveweeds - I get PPI texts on my mobile these days, so its not just limited to landlines. Companies make a living from selling phone numbers/personal information on to other companies to use them. A good number of years back, I got an...
    loveweeds - I get PPI texts on my mobile these days, so its not just limited to landlines. Companies make a living from selling phone numbers/personal information on to other companies to use...
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    1,248
  7. rustyroots

    Trees and Neighbours.

    If you like the trees, IF he comes to you, state that you do not like them either but there is a TPO on them, and leave him to do the footwork :-) They will either accept it, or spend hours and...
    If you like the trees, IF he comes to you, state that you do not like them either but there is a TPO on them, and leave him to do the footwork :-) They will either accept it, or spend hours and hours of their time with the council then come to you and say it was incorrect they do not have TPO,...
    If you like the trees, IF he comes to you, state that you do not like them either but there is a TPO on them, and leave him to do the footwork :-) They will either accept it, or spend hours and hours of their time with the council then come to...
    If you like the trees, IF he comes to you, state that you do not like them either but there is a TPO on them, and leave him to do the footwork :-) They will either accept it, or spend hours and...
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    641
  8. clueless1

    Once again, British government owned by a terrorist

    Another nail in the UK coffin :sofa:
    Another nail in the UK coffin :sofa:
    Another nail in the UK coffin :sofa:
    Another nail in the UK coffin :sofa:
    Replies:
    10
    Views:
    655
  9. Jazmine

    What is wrong with people!!!

    That makes me soooo ..... :mute: Any update on the fish, Jazmine?
    That makes me soooo ..... :mute: Any update on the fish, Jazmine?
    That makes me soooo ..... :mute: Any update on the fish, Jazmine?
    That makes me soooo ..... :mute: Any update on the fish, Jazmine?
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    691
  10. Scotkat
    Like x 5

    Had a fabulous day

    Sounds wonderful, Kat!
    Sounds wonderful, Kat!
    Sounds wonderful, Kat!
    Sounds wonderful, Kat!
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    623
  11. Robajobs

    What are your 3 most favourite films characters of all time?

    Tom Hanks - Big Dusting Hoffman - Rainman Harrison Ford - Blade Runner
    Tom Hanks - Big Dusting Hoffman - Rainman Harrison Ford - Blade Runner
    Tom Hanks - Big Dusting Hoffman - Rainman Harrison Ford - Blade Runner
    Tom Hanks - Big Dusting Hoffman - Rainman Harrison Ford - Blade Runner
    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    1,335
  12. clueless1

    Career change

    The biggest problem I found working in the horti/agriculture industry is low pay. I did the opposite to what you are contemplating years ago, by changing career into the computer industry. It was...
    The biggest problem I found working in the horti/agriculture industry is low pay. I did the opposite to what you are contemplating years ago, by changing career into the computer industry. It was the only way we could afford to buy our own house. I do miss the outdoor life and faced with the...
    The biggest problem I found working in the horti/agriculture industry is low pay. I did the opposite to what you are contemplating years ago, by changing career into the computer industry. It was the only way we could afford to buy our own house....
    The biggest problem I found working in the horti/agriculture industry is low pay. I did the opposite to what you are contemplating years ago, by changing career into the computer industry. It was...
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    847
  13. clueless1
    Like x 4

    People who pretend to be other people

    Britain's got talent......just about sums it up for me....hilarious!! It's full of dimwits who actually believe they've nailed it! hahaha :snork:
    Britain's got talent......just about sums it up for me....hilarious!! It's full of dimwits who actually believe they've nailed it! hahaha :snork:
    Britain's got talent......just about sums it up for me....hilarious!! It's full of dimwits who actually believe they've nailed it! hahaha :snork:
    Britain's got talent......just about sums it up for me....hilarious!! It's full of dimwits who actually believe they've nailed it! hahaha :snork:
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    489
  14. miraflores

    Tamara Eccleston

    in fact she has already commissioned a 100 rooms playhouse for her sister unborn child, replica of the family mansion.... Boooring... Poor kid though...
    in fact she has already commissioned a 100 rooms playhouse for her sister unborn child, replica of the family mansion.... Boooring... Poor kid though...
    in fact she has already commissioned a 100 rooms playhouse for her sister unborn child, replica of the family mansion.... Boooring... Poor kid though...
    in fact she has already commissioned a 100 rooms playhouse for her sister unborn child, replica of the family mansion.... Boooring... Poor kid though...
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    1,209
  15. clueless1

    Mystery cooking tools

    Sounds like another of those mountain chains called "Your finger you fool"
    Sounds like another of those mountain chains called "Your finger you fool"
    Sounds like another of those mountain chains called "Your finger you fool"
    Sounds like another of those mountain chains called "Your finger you fool"
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    815
  16. Scotkat

    Radio 2 children in need

    I do not know enough about the "celebrities" to comment, I understood they chuked it in for free, but I hope they do not take expences Children who's parents are dead are obviously fostered or...
    I do not know enough about the "celebrities" to comment, I understood they chuked it in for free, but I hope they do not take expences Children who's parents are dead are obviously fostered or adopted, both big earners for the new parents, who are well vetted anyway The FEW who might need...
    I do not know enough about the "celebrities" to comment, I understood they chuked it in for free, but I hope they do not take expences Children who's parents are dead are obviously fostered or adopted, both big earners for the new parents, who...
    I do not know enough about the "celebrities" to comment, I understood they chuked it in for free, but I hope they do not take expences Children who's parents are dead are obviously fostered or...
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    648
  17. clueless1

    3 year old playing the Bouzouki

    Phew that was close Jack McH
    Phew that was close Jack McH
    Phew that was close Jack McH
    Phew that was close Jack McH
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    788
  18. clueless1

    There's a great crack in my house

    34 days to go till the planet tilts back:spinning:
    34 days to go till the planet tilts back:spinning:
    34 days to go till the planet tilts back:spinning:
    34 days to go till the planet tilts back:spinning:
    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    4,680
  19. HarryS

    Police and Crime Commissioners Vote.

    Not forgotten lolli, went past it a couple of weekends ago visiting my sister but didn't have time to stop :blue thumb: Make sure the eggs are rotten :)
    Not forgotten lolli, went past it a couple of weekends ago visiting my sister but didn't have time to stop :blue thumb: Make sure the eggs are rotten :)
    Not forgotten lolli, went past it a couple of weekends ago visiting my sister but didn't have time to stop :blue thumb: Make sure the eggs are rotten :)
    Not forgotten lolli, went past it a couple of weekends ago visiting my sister but didn't have time to stop :blue thumb: Make sure the eggs are rotten :)
    Replies:
    54
    Views:
    3,687
  20. landimad

    Oven cleaning

    With ten years of cooking the roof has become a major problem for me, then I remembered the instruction manual and had myself a little read of it.:help: Spanish, German, French, Dutch, Greek, Thai,...
    With ten years of cooking the roof has become a major problem for me, then I remembered the instruction manual and had myself a little read of it.:help: Spanish, German, French, Dutch, Greek, Thai, Japanese, Chinese, Swedish, Norwegian, Italian, and finally English:scratch: Had a read and it stated that it was...
    With ten years of cooking the roof has become a major problem for me, then I remembered the instruction manual and had myself a little read of it.:help: Spanish, German, French, Dutch, Greek, Thai, Japanese, Chinese, Swedish, Norwegian, Italian, and...
    With ten years of cooking the roof has become a major problem for me, then I remembered the instruction manual and had myself a little read of it.:help: Spanish, German, French, Dutch, Greek, Thai,...
    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    1,686

Thread Display Options

Loading...
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice