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  1. Folly Mon
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    Going to Collage For the 1st Time

    Correct IN ONE :dbgrtmb: The Orange Un with a Clear Lid :wub2:
    Correct IN ONE :dbgrtmb: The Orange Un with a Clear Lid :wub2:
    Correct IN ONE :dbgrtmb: The Orange Un with a Clear Lid :wub2:
    Correct IN ONE :dbgrtmb: The Orange Un with a Clear Lid :wub2:
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  2. Phil A
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    Won, Won, Won the Premium Bonds

    Strange sites you frequent there Ziggy :biggrin:
    Strange sites you frequent there Ziggy :biggrin:
    Strange sites you frequent there Ziggy :biggrin:
    Strange sites you frequent there Ziggy :biggrin:
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  3. liliana

    Anti Flatulence Pants.

    Its interesting that the crotch capacity seems greater in the women's ones than the men's ones.
    Its interesting that the crotch capacity seems greater in the women's ones than the men's ones.
    Its interesting that the crotch capacity seems greater in the women's ones than the men's ones.
    Its interesting that the crotch capacity seems greater in the women's ones than the men's ones.
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  4. HarryS
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    92 year old Gardener

    I can chill out to. but you still have to pull weeds, who's going to do that.
    I can chill out to. but you still have to pull weeds, who's going to do that.
    I can chill out to. but you still have to pull weeds, who's going to do that.
    I can chill out to. but you still have to pull weeds, who's going to do that.
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  5. clueless1
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    Today I am slightly annoyed....

    Same costs up here Joolz Funnily enough I was just thinking of this a couple of weeks ago My parents were not well off, just a manual working Dad and a housewife Mum We got everything New School...
    Same costs up here Joolz Funnily enough I was just thinking of this a couple of weeks ago My parents were not well off, just a manual working Dad and a housewife Mum We got everything New School clothes, including burberry and cap, shoes boots sandshoes football boots, gym kit, and the biggest...
    Same costs up here Joolz Funnily enough I was just thinking of this a couple of weeks ago My parents were not well off, just a manual working Dad and a housewife Mum We got everything New School clothes, including burberry and cap, shoes boots...
    Same costs up here Joolz Funnily enough I was just thinking of this a couple of weeks ago My parents were not well off, just a manual working Dad and a housewife Mum We got everything New School...
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  6. clueless1
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    Aren't we lucky?

    Jack, I agree with you to some extent. Pre-60s ... my mother speaks for herself from her grave what a woman could achieve from a coal-mining family. Personally, I was in Alabama from 1963 ......
    Jack, I agree with you to some extent. Pre-60s ... my mother speaks for herself from her grave what a woman could achieve from a coal-mining family. Personally, I was in Alabama from 1963 ... white and black segregation, Martin Luther King days, KKK and all the horrors that went with it ......
    Jack, I agree with you to some extent. Pre-60s ... my mother speaks for herself from her grave what a woman could achieve from a coal-mining family. Personally, I was in Alabama from 1963 ... white and black segregation, Martin Luther King...
    Jack, I agree with you to some extent. Pre-60s ... my mother speaks for herself from her grave what a woman could achieve from a coal-mining family. Personally, I was in Alabama from 1963 ......
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  7. shiney

    Will 4G Affect Your TV Reception?

    Not where we are! The birds would complain they have nowhere to perch if the calbes were put underground. :heehee:
    Not where we are! The birds would complain they have nowhere to perch if the calbes were put underground. :heehee:
    Not where we are! The birds would complain they have nowhere to perch if the calbes were put underground. :heehee:
    Not where we are! The birds would complain they have nowhere to perch if the calbes were put underground. :heehee:
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  8. miraflores

    russian songs

    thanks for the contribution, sal73, but the video of this song gives me the chills ....... I don't like it so much. clueless ... I finally get to know the title of these two Russian songs that...
    thanks for the contribution, sal73, but the video of this song gives me the chills ....... I don't like it so much. clueless ... I finally get to know the title of these two Russian songs that I had never discovered. At the age of about 15 years i followed a language course on Italian tv to...
    thanks for the contribution, sal73, but the video of this song gives me the chills ....... I don't like it so much. clueless ... I finally get to know the title of these two Russian songs that I had never discovered. At the age of about 15...
    thanks for the contribution, sal73, but the video of this song gives me the chills ....... I don't like it so much. clueless ... I finally get to know the title of these two Russian songs that...
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  9. liliana

    Shame on you, Dettori.

    Was it to enhance his sporting ability or just for recreation? I bet most of them are snorting something for recreation and surely it would be more effective to give it to the horse to make it go...
    Was it to enhance his sporting ability or just for recreation? I bet most of them are snorting something for recreation and surely it would be more effective to give it to the horse to make it go faster?
    Was it to enhance his sporting ability or just for recreation? I bet most of them are snorting something for recreation and surely it would be more effective to give it to the horse to make it go faster?
    Was it to enhance his sporting ability or just for recreation? I bet most of them are snorting something for recreation and surely it would be more effective to give it to the horse to make it go...
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  10. Phil A

    Tin of Straw Mushrooms

    I got the picture...
    I got the picture...
    I got the picture...
    I got the picture...
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  11. Jiffy

    How do you clean tea stains from mugs

    Easy...get out and buy some "JML Doktor power magic erasure" or check the web site. Cut it to size and away you go. You only need water and its great for all sorts of other cleaning problems as...
    Easy...get out and buy some "JML Doktor power magic erasure" or check the web site. Cut it to size and away you go. You only need water and its great for all sorts of other cleaning problems as well....sorted.
    Easy...get out and buy some "JML Doktor power magic erasure" or check the web site. Cut it to size and away you go. You only need water and its great for all sorts of other cleaning problems as well....sorted.
    Easy...get out and buy some "JML Doktor power magic erasure" or check the web site. Cut it to size and away you go. You only need water and its great for all sorts of other cleaning problems as...
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  12. "M"

    "Fire services count the cost of rescuing obese people"

    It's the same in the Caribbean, except they might have a pig and a wardrobe on board as well as the family.
    It's the same in the Caribbean, except they might have a pig and a wardrobe on board as well as the family.
    It's the same in the Caribbean, except they might have a pig and a wardrobe on board as well as the family.
    It's the same in the Caribbean, except they might have a pig and a wardrobe on board as well as the family.
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  13. miraflores
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    Seedlings

    arabidopsis thaliana
    arabidopsis thaliana
    arabidopsis thaliana
    arabidopsis thaliana
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  14. Jenny namaste

    So, what's your favourite "smellie"

    "Oak,warm and Serene"....hummm....i might set fire to the work tops:dbgrtmb:
    "Oak,warm and Serene"....hummm....i might set fire to the work tops:dbgrtmb:
    "Oak,warm and Serene"....hummm....i might set fire to the work tops:dbgrtmb:
    "Oak,warm and Serene"....hummm....i might set fire to the work tops:dbgrtmb:
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  15. joolz68

    Us lot..on the buses,old days

    I remember that now adding the 4 ticket numbers to get a 21 , what a dim and distant memory that was ! :blue thumb: Must be why I like a game of Pontoon now . :biggrin:
    I remember that now adding the 4 ticket numbers to get a 21 , what a dim and distant memory that was ! :blue thumb: Must be why I like a game of Pontoon now . :biggrin:
    I remember that now adding the 4 ticket numbers to get a 21 , what a dim and distant memory that was ! :blue thumb: Must be why I like a game of Pontoon now . :biggrin:
    I remember that now adding the 4 ticket numbers to get a 21 , what a dim and distant memory that was ! :blue thumb: Must be why I like a game of Pontoon now . :biggrin:
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  16. kindredspirit

    Girls! You'll like this!

    That's okay on a flat surface, but on an uneven one it will topple over. :scratch:
    That's okay on a flat surface, but on an uneven one it will topple over. :scratch:
    That's okay on a flat surface, but on an uneven one it will topple over. :scratch:
    That's okay on a flat surface, but on an uneven one it will topple over. :scratch:
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  17. Sheal

    Microsoft...........

    Its not really like that any more Jack. MS had a bit of a scare a couple of years or so ago, right at the start of the latest financial crash, when new broke that a lot of government bodies were...
    Its not really like that any more Jack. MS had a bit of a scare a couple of years or so ago, right at the start of the latest financial crash, when new broke that a lot of government bodies were moving to open source alternatives to their products. That was on top of statistics showing that MS...
    Its not really like that any more Jack. MS had a bit of a scare a couple of years or so ago, right at the start of the latest financial crash, when new broke that a lot of government bodies were moving to open source alternatives to their...
    Its not really like that any more Jack. MS had a bit of a scare a couple of years or so ago, right at the start of the latest financial crash, when new broke that a lot of government bodies were...
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  18. Phil A

    Charity Begins at Home

    I had somebody stop us in the street and ask if we could spare something for a cup of tea. So I gave him a teabag.
    I had somebody stop us in the street and ask if we could spare something for a cup of tea. So I gave him a teabag.
    I had somebody stop us in the street and ask if we could spare something for a cup of tea. So I gave him a teabag.
    I had somebody stop us in the street and ask if we could spare something for a cup of tea. So I gave him a teabag.
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  19. liliana

    Panic attack !!

    I wish you all the best. The NHS has many faults, largely because of endless funding cuts, profiteering, and bureaucracy. Despite its problems though, it is something to be proud of and...
    I wish you all the best. The NHS has many faults, largely because of endless funding cuts, profiteering, and bureaucracy. Despite its problems though, it is something to be proud of and grateful for. I was poorly a few weeks ago, and got tended to very promptly and professionally, and...
    I wish you all the best. The NHS has many faults, largely because of endless funding cuts, profiteering, and bureaucracy. Despite its problems though, it is something to be proud of and grateful for. I was poorly a few weeks ago, and got...
    I wish you all the best. The NHS has many faults, largely because of endless funding cuts, profiteering, and bureaucracy. Despite its problems though, it is something to be proud of and...
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  20. liliana

    Double whammy

    Update: I went to my local Wyevale G C, to 'spend' my vouchers.:yay: For My £15 of vouchers, I got the following: 3 Bags Compost 1 large bag Pot Pourri Seed Packets:- Hispi -...
    Update: I went to my local Wyevale G C, to 'spend' my vouchers.:yay: For My £15 of vouchers, I got the following: 3 Bags Compost 1 large bag Pot Pourri Seed Packets:- Hispi - Cabbage Celeriac - Monarch Oregano Penny Royal Rhubarb Chard Swiss Chard Pumpkin - Windsor Runner Beans - Enorma ...
    Update: I went to my local Wyevale G C, to 'spend' my vouchers.:yay: For My £15 of vouchers, I got the following: 3 Bags Compost 1 large bag Pot Pourri Seed Packets:- Hispi - Cabbage Celeriac - Monarch Oregano Penny Royal Rhubarb...
    Update: I went to my local Wyevale G C, to 'spend' my vouchers.:yay: For My £15 of vouchers, I got the following: 3 Bags Compost 1 large bag Pot Pourri Seed Packets:- Hispi -...
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