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  1. Marley Farley
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    We Shall Remember You..!!

    I too went to our ceremony at our village church & it was a lovely service as usual after ringing.. The sun shone, bright blue skies & a gentle breeze as we all stood around the Memorial which is...
    I too went to our ceremony at our village church & it was a lovely service as usual after ringing.. The sun shone, bright blue skies & a gentle breeze as we all stood around the Memorial which is in the churchyard... Very moving to listen to the names of villagers who gave their lives & so nice...
    I too went to our ceremony at our village church & it was a lovely service as usual after ringing.. The sun shone, bright blue skies & a gentle breeze as we all stood around the Memorial which is in the churchyard... Very moving to listen to the...
    I too went to our ceremony at our village church & it was a lovely service as usual after ringing.. The sun shone, bright blue skies & a gentle breeze as we all stood around the Memorial which is...
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  2. ARMANDII
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    NOT GRASS, SON

    Great photo, Arm! :dbgrtmb: Thank goodness you were there: right place right time. Try not to be too harsh on the mother, she had quite a shock and if manners do not come as second nature .... :dunno: Now, I...
    Great photo, Arm! :dbgrtmb: Thank goodness you were there: right place right time. Try not to be too harsh on the mother, she had quite a shock and if manners do not come as second nature .... :dunno: Now, I was brought up so well mannered, I'm even polite when I tell Mr Mum off: "PLEASE don't do that!" :mad: :nonofinger: ...
    Great photo, Arm! :dbgrtmb: Thank goodness you were there: right place right time. Try not to be too harsh on the mother, she had quite a shock and if manners do not come as second nature .... :dunno: Now, I was brought up so well mannered, I'm even polite...
    Great photo, Arm! :dbgrtmb: Thank goodness you were there: right place right time. Try not to be too harsh on the mother, she had quite a shock and if manners do not come as second nature .... :dunno: Now, I...
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  3. lazydog
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    Message from Her Majesty

    Only if you had a resume, Zig that fit the job. Presently, because of the re-election of Obama many companies are starting more lay offs now due to "his" health care. And of course the liberals...
    Only if you had a resume, Zig that fit the job. Presently, because of the re-election of Obama many companies are starting more lay offs now due to "his" health care. And of course the liberals are telling all of us to boycott those stores. It is going to be a bumpy ride. One thing misery...
    Only if you had a resume, Zig that fit the job. Presently, because of the re-election of Obama many companies are starting more lay offs now due to "his" health care. And of course the liberals are telling all of us to boycott those stores. ...
    Only if you had a resume, Zig that fit the job. Presently, because of the re-election of Obama many companies are starting more lay offs now due to "his" health care. And of course the liberals...
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  4. clueless1

    Woolworths

    Starting? Don't worry, Lolli's got me covered:dbgrtmb:
    Starting? Don't worry, Lolli's got me covered:dbgrtmb:
    Starting? Don't worry, Lolli's got me covered:dbgrtmb:
    Starting? Don't worry, Lolli's got me covered:dbgrtmb:
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  5. kindredspirit
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    A little cycling.

    ahem...how does one find a caption for this one:hate-shocked:!!!
    ahem...how does one find a caption for this one:hate-shocked:!!!
    ahem...how does one find a caption for this one:hate-shocked:!!!
    ahem...how does one find a caption for this one:hate-shocked:!!!
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  6. clueless1

    Licorice sweets

    Loved those too liliana ... and I still buy Smiths Crisps with the little blue bag in our 'Iceland' here ... :yes:
    Loved those too liliana ... and I still buy Smiths Crisps with the little blue bag in our 'Iceland' here ... :yes:
    Loved those too liliana ... and I still buy Smiths Crisps with the little blue bag in our 'Iceland' here ... :yes:
    Loved those too liliana ... and I still buy Smiths Crisps with the little blue bag in our 'Iceland' here ... :yes:
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  7. liliana

    I don't believe it !!

    they just started again :redx:
    they just started again :redx:
    they just started again :redx:
    they just started again :redx:
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  8. EddieJ
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    Mouse business card holder

    Wot a Touching Saddening Hart Felt Story :wub2: You ARE ONE TALENTED TALENTED MAN!! I Would be Privileged to Owen a Peace of Your Work and Would Happily Pay £20 Minimum For Anything You Had a Hand...
    Wot a Touching Saddening Hart Felt Story :wub2: You ARE ONE TALENTED TALENTED MAN!! I Would be Privileged to Owen a Peace of Your Work and Would Happily Pay £20 Minimum For Anything You Had a Hand in My Busniss Venture is Icecream Coffee Sales From a old VW Camper For Weddings Festivals...
    Wot a Touching Saddening Hart Felt Story :wub2: You ARE ONE TALENTED TALENTED MAN!! I Would be Privileged to Owen a Peace of Your Work and Would Happily Pay £20 Minimum For Anything You Had a Hand in My Busniss Venture is Icecream Coffee...
    Wot a Touching Saddening Hart Felt Story :wub2: You ARE ONE TALENTED TALENTED MAN!! I Would be Privileged to Owen a Peace of Your Work and Would Happily Pay £20 Minimum For Anything You Had a Hand...
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  9. clueless1

    How much does the earth weigh?

    I'm not taking any chances, next time I jump under those conditions, i'm holding onto a rope:autlvs:
    I'm not taking any chances, next time I jump under those conditions, i'm holding onto a rope:autlvs:
    I'm not taking any chances, next time I jump under those conditions, i'm holding onto a rope:autlvs:
    I'm not taking any chances, next time I jump under those conditions, i'm holding onto a rope:autlvs:
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  10. Phil A
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    This'll give you something to think about

    It's not all doom, there are some brighter observations at the end.
    It's not all doom, there are some brighter observations at the end.
    It's not all doom, there are some brighter observations at the end.
    It's not all doom, there are some brighter observations at the end.
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  11. clueless1
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    What a horrible, horrible man

    I find it troubling too Mum; so glad we have GC around to remind us that many like minded people can communicate on a civil level and still enter discussion and debate without resorting to hurtful...
    I find it troubling too Mum; so glad we have GC around to remind us that many like minded people can communicate on a civil level and still enter discussion and debate without resorting to hurtful language, Jenny
    I find it troubling too Mum; so glad we have GC around to remind us that many like minded people can communicate on a civil level and still enter discussion and debate without resorting to hurtful language, Jenny
    I find it troubling too Mum; so glad we have GC around to remind us that many like minded people can communicate on a civil level and still enter discussion and debate without resorting to hurtful...
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  12. music
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    TO DYE OR NOT TO DYE ?.

    don't worry, Loli, I still love you. :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    don't worry, Loli, I still love you. :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    don't worry, Loli, I still love you. :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    don't worry, Loli, I still love you. :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
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  13. miraflores

    How can I kill off two rosebushes and a garden full of mint?

    As opposed to this:
    As opposed to this:
    As opposed to this:
    As opposed to this:
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  14. miraflores

    look of euronotes changing again

    The watermark will be the Berlin Gate, and the embossed hologram will have a flyfot insignia All in preparedness for the release of the PIIGS Jack McH
    The watermark will be the Berlin Gate, and the embossed hologram will have a flyfot insignia All in preparedness for the release of the PIIGS Jack McH
    The watermark will be the Berlin Gate, and the embossed hologram will have a flyfot insignia All in preparedness for the release of the PIIGS Jack McH
    The watermark will be the Berlin Gate, and the embossed hologram will have a flyfot insignia All in preparedness for the release of the PIIGS Jack McH
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  15. liliana

    carpets cleaned !!!

    I had just written the same reply FC only you beat me to it They will keep the deposit no matter what, they have some excuse A neighbour I was on speaking terms with, was not the best gardener...
    I had just written the same reply FC only you beat me to it They will keep the deposit no matter what, they have some excuse A neighbour I was on speaking terms with, was not the best gardener in the world (Well he let me pour weedkiller along the side of the fence) but they were in...
    I had just written the same reply FC only you beat me to it They will keep the deposit no matter what, they have some excuse A neighbour I was on speaking terms with, was not the best gardener in the world (Well he let me pour weedkiller...
    I had just written the same reply FC only you beat me to it They will keep the deposit no matter what, they have some excuse A neighbour I was on speaking terms with, was not the best gardener...
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  16. Fat Controller

    RIP Mr Bill Tarmey

    He Was a Wicked Singer My Mom took Me As a Kid to see him open a Nursing Home Some one Shouted give us a Song Bill and Burst out with a Shirley Bassy Classic IF I Never Sing Another Song...
    He Was a Wicked Singer My Mom took Me As a Kid to see him open a Nursing Home Some one Shouted give us a Song Bill and Burst out with a Shirley Bassy Classic IF I Never Sing Another Song Acapella then Sang Rags to Riches i Said Mom Why am they calling him Bill?? Granddad is Name Bill!!! ...
    He Was a Wicked Singer My Mom took Me As a Kid to see him open a Nursing Home Some one Shouted give us a Song Bill and Burst out with a Shirley Bassy Classic IF I Never Sing Another Song Acapella then Sang Rags to Riches i Said Mom Why am...
    He Was a Wicked Singer My Mom took Me As a Kid to see him open a Nursing Home Some one Shouted give us a Song Bill and Burst out with a Shirley Bassy Classic IF I Never Sing Another Song...
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  17. Lolimac

    Corporal Jones.....RIP

    He Was a Legend and a Funny Man RIP :cry3:
    He Was a Legend and a Funny Man RIP :cry3:
    He Was a Legend and a Funny Man RIP :cry3:
    He Was a Legend and a Funny Man RIP :cry3:
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  18. Folly Mon

    Anyone heard from Mum??

    Zig Brother is watching you:snork::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Zig Brother is watching you:snork::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Zig Brother is watching you:snork::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Zig Brother is watching you:snork::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  19. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Al n

    Really pleased for you, al. Glad the meal tonight met with your approval :)
    Really pleased for you, al. Glad the meal tonight met with your approval :)
    Really pleased for you, al. Glad the meal tonight met with your approval :)
    Really pleased for you, al. Glad the meal tonight met with your approval :)
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  20. clueless1

    How times change

    And more knowlege on GC than the internet. GC has already introduced Jamesy to Darleks:dbgrtmb:
    And more knowlege on GC than the internet. GC has already introduced Jamesy to Darleks:dbgrtmb:
    And more knowlege on GC than the internet. GC has already introduced Jamesy to Darleks:dbgrtmb:
    And more knowlege on GC than the internet. GC has already introduced Jamesy to Darleks:dbgrtmb:
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