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  1. Val..

    America goes to the polls!!!!!!!

    I loath that Obama made it. He holds no credibility for me. We had a rock star CEO that was willing to turn the country around. Romney did not need the job, in the private sector he can make 4...
    I loath that Obama made it. He holds no credibility for me. We had a rock star CEO that was willing to turn the country around. Romney did not need the job, in the private sector he can make 4 times the amount. I am saddened knowing my America is going away. I am glad I do not have...
    I loath that Obama made it. He holds no credibility for me. We had a rock star CEO that was willing to turn the country around. Romney did not need the job, in the private sector he can make 4 times the amount. I am saddened knowing my...
    I loath that Obama made it. He holds no credibility for me. We had a rock star CEO that was willing to turn the country around. Romney did not need the job, in the private sector he can make 4...
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  2. clueless1

    Think of a name....

    Ok, maybe going a bit too deep here ... East Riding coat of arms bore a blue eagle: the collective noun for eagles is ... "Convocation" ('convocation' also means "calling together"; 4...
    Ok, maybe going a bit too deep here ... East Riding coat of arms bore a blue eagle: the collective noun for eagles is ... "Convocation" ('convocation' also means "calling together"; 4 syllables; too much like, conversation - ok scrub that) Next: the motto was: Solis Ortum Conspicere...
    Ok, maybe going a bit too deep here ... East Riding coat of arms bore a blue eagle: the collective noun for eagles is ... "Convocation" ('convocation' also means "calling together"; 4 syllables; too much like, conversation - ok scrub...
    Ok, maybe going a bit too deep here ... East Riding coat of arms bore a blue eagle: the collective noun for eagles is ... "Convocation" ('convocation' also means "calling together"; 4...
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  3. miraflores
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  4. "M"
    Like x 4

    Hello (and apologies)

    Just to say Mum, I didn't do Stoptober but have gone off the real stuff to a toy one. It is an E-cig which has benefited me by not getting the other fumes into my body and the CO count from the...
    Just to say Mum, I didn't do Stoptober but have gone off the real stuff to a toy one. It is an E-cig which has benefited me by not getting the other fumes into my body and the CO count from the health centre is now zero. I still use it, but have weened myself off those life taking ciggies for...
    Just to say Mum, I didn't do Stoptober but have gone off the real stuff to a toy one. It is an E-cig which has benefited me by not getting the other fumes into my body and the CO count from the health centre is now zero. I still use it, but have...
    Just to say Mum, I didn't do Stoptober but have gone off the real stuff to a toy one. It is an E-cig which has benefited me by not getting the other fumes into my body and the CO count from the...
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  5. Fat Controller

    Fireworks!!

    We went to our local organised display. Our neighbourhood, years ago, had a bit of a problem with criminal and antisocial behaviour. Imagine then as we waited for the show to start, and I...
    We went to our local organised display. Our neighbourhood, years ago, had a bit of a problem with criminal and antisocial behaviour. Imagine then as we waited for the show to start, and I noticed a car in the middle of the field. Two blokes were stood near it, and then they lit flares which...
    We went to our local organised display. Our neighbourhood, years ago, had a bit of a problem with criminal and antisocial behaviour. Imagine then as we waited for the show to start, and I noticed a car in the middle of the field. Two blokes...
    We went to our local organised display. Our neighbourhood, years ago, had a bit of a problem with criminal and antisocial behaviour. Imagine then as we waited for the show to start, and I...
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  6. Fat Controller
    Like x 13

    What on earth is going to happen??

    I notice that more and more these days.
    I notice that more and more these days.
    I notice that more and more these days.
    I notice that more and more these days.
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  7. liliana

    EU/ Perfume problems

    Oh, very droll..........:rofllol:
    Oh, very droll..........:rofllol:
    Oh, very droll..........:rofllol:
    Oh, very droll..........:rofllol:
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  8. Loofah

    Oh deli deli me...

    Move fast, travel light as I said in a previous career. I'll let you all know how things progress, albeit slowly!
    Move fast, travel light as I said in a previous career. I'll let you all know how things progress, albeit slowly!
    Move fast, travel light as I said in a previous career. I'll let you all know how things progress, albeit slowly!
    Move fast, travel light as I said in a previous career. I'll let you all know how things progress, albeit slowly!
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  9. shiney

    Interesting Old Photos Of Celebrities

    Wow! A lot of big names there Shiney. :)
    Wow! A lot of big names there Shiney. :)
    Wow! A lot of big names there Shiney. :)
    Wow! A lot of big names there Shiney. :)
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  10. clueless1
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    Cold chill down my spine

    Clueless, you shouldn't really be surprised that he knows so much about how a colliery works. After all, at 3 years old he's just a minor. :sofa: Silly jokes aside, this is intriguing stuff. I...
    Clueless, you shouldn't really be surprised that he knows so much about how a colliery works. After all, at 3 years old he's just a minor. :sofa: Silly jokes aside, this is intriguing stuff. I always like to think there's a rational explanation for such events, but so far this one has me baffled. :scratch:
    Clueless, you shouldn't really be surprised that he knows so much about how a colliery works. After all, at 3 years old he's just a minor. :sofa: Silly jokes aside, this is intriguing stuff. I always like to think there's a rational explanation for...
    Clueless, you shouldn't really be surprised that he knows so much about how a colliery works. After all, at 3 years old he's just a minor. :sofa: Silly jokes aside, this is intriguing stuff. I...
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  11. liliana

    dog tongue ripped out

    Saw the one on you tube of the Russian who dived into the water only there was a sheet of ice a few inches below. That's not the one I take it? His mates thought it was funny and he didn't seem...
    Saw the one on you tube of the Russian who dived into the water only there was a sheet of ice a few inches below. That's not the one I take it? His mates thought it was funny and he didn't seem too hurt thankfully! :biggrin:
    Saw the one on you tube of the Russian who dived into the water only there was a sheet of ice a few inches below. That's not the one I take it? His mates thought it was funny and he didn't seem too hurt thankfully! :biggrin:
    Saw the one on you tube of the Russian who dived into the water only there was a sheet of ice a few inches below. That's not the one I take it? His mates thought it was funny and he didn't seem...
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  12. redstar

    Queen Elizabeth

    Fantastic woman and her face truly lights up when she smiles; if you look at here eyes in a lot of those photos, you can also see a mischievous glint - I reckon that she has a cracking sense of...
    Fantastic woman and her face truly lights up when she smiles; if you look at here eyes in a lot of those photos, you can also see a mischievous glint - I reckon that she has a cracking sense of humour on the quiet.
    Fantastic woman and her face truly lights up when she smiles; if you look at here eyes in a lot of those photos, you can also see a mischievous glint - I reckon that she has a cracking sense of humour on the quiet.
    Fantastic woman and her face truly lights up when she smiles; if you look at here eyes in a lot of those photos, you can also see a mischievous glint - I reckon that she has a cracking sense of...
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  13. miraflores

    italy-8000 rabbits dead

    Povere Cognigli. :cry3:
    Povere Cognigli. :cry3:
    Povere Cognigli. :cry3:
    Povere Cognigli. :cry3:
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  14. Phil A
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    Before & After

    Spain has unemployment over 25% and youth unemployment over 50% (the latter may well have been higher if less had fleed the country in search of work elsewhere), and this has been steadily...
    Spain has unemployment over 25% and youth unemployment over 50% (the latter may well have been higher if less had fleed the country in search of work elsewhere), and this has been steadily increasing and is expected to increase further following fresh rounds of budget cuts. Portugal's...
    Spain has unemployment over 25% and youth unemployment over 50% (the latter may well have been higher if less had fleed the country in search of work elsewhere), and this has been steadily increasing and is expected to increase further following...
    Spain has unemployment over 25% and youth unemployment over 50% (the latter may well have been higher if less had fleed the country in search of work elsewhere), and this has been steadily...
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  15. landimad

    Offer your support for our commerades...............

    It is not only for those who have fallen in this country, but all people around the world who have served in whatever force which even includes emergency services and support lines.
    It is not only for those who have fallen in this country, but all people around the world who have served in whatever force which even includes emergency services and support lines.
    It is not only for those who have fallen in this country, but all people around the world who have served in whatever force which even includes emergency services and support lines.
    It is not only for those who have fallen in this country, but all people around the world who have served in whatever force which even includes emergency services and support lines.
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  16. landimad
    Like x 3

    Wild Fungi

    I see that there are a few of you on here and that can be good for those who have the interest but not the knowledge to venture out. Caution be the word and be mindful of the consequences which...
    I see that there are a few of you on here and that can be good for those who have the interest but not the knowledge to venture out. Caution be the word and be mindful of the consequences which could occur.
    I see that there are a few of you on here and that can be good for those who have the interest but not the knowledge to venture out. Caution be the word and be mindful of the consequences which could occur.
    I see that there are a few of you on here and that can be good for those who have the interest but not the knowledge to venture out. Caution be the word and be mindful of the consequences which...
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  17. Victoria

    Buying in Portugal now ...

    Aww, to late, its been sold.
    Aww, to late, its been sold.
    Aww, to late, its been sold.
    Aww, to late, its been sold.
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  18. Phil A

    Live Feed - Jump From Edge of Space

    We wont spoil it by telling you how it ends:dbgrtmb:
    We wont spoil it by telling you how it ends:dbgrtmb:
    We wont spoil it by telling you how it ends:dbgrtmb:
    We wont spoil it by telling you how it ends:dbgrtmb:
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  19. miraflores

    steam cleaner

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:I have never been able to look at Electrolux in the same way since their slogan of the 80's - 'Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux'Thank goodness that the same advertising agency wasn't used by...
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:I have never been able to look at Electrolux in the same way since their slogan of the 80's - 'Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux'Thank goodness that the same advertising agency wasn't used by Goblin......
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:I have never been able to look at Electrolux in the same way since their slogan of the 80's - 'Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux'Thank goodness that the same advertising agency wasn't used by Goblin......
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:I have never been able to look at Electrolux in the same way since their slogan of the 80's - 'Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux'Thank goodness that the same advertising agency wasn't used by...
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  20. ARMANDII

    AFTER EFFECTS OF SANDY

    Well, maybe those people on the East Coast, Clueless, but not us on the West Coast!!:heehee::snork:
    Well, maybe those people on the East Coast, Clueless, but not us on the West Coast!!:heehee::snork:
    Well, maybe those people on the East Coast, Clueless, but not us on the West Coast!!:heehee::snork:
    Well, maybe those people on the East Coast, Clueless, but not us on the West Coast!!:heehee::snork:
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