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  1. Phil A
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    Cheap Alternative

    Got mine from the camping shop in Bridport. Just need something dry like tinder hoof fungus, that smoulders great. In no time you can be cooking a whole bush tucker man.
    Got mine from the camping shop in Bridport. Just need something dry like tinder hoof fungus, that smoulders great. In no time you can be cooking a whole bush tucker man.
    Got mine from the camping shop in Bridport. Just need something dry like tinder hoof fungus, that smoulders great. In no time you can be cooking a whole bush tucker man.
    Got mine from the camping shop in Bridport. Just need something dry like tinder hoof fungus, that smoulders great. In no time you can be cooking a whole bush tucker man.
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  2. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Sirius

    Hope you had a really nice birthday Sirius!
    Hope you had a really nice birthday Sirius!
    Hope you had a really nice birthday Sirius!
    Hope you had a really nice birthday Sirius!
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  3. Spruce

    Halloween pumpkins

    Jenny I was really happy with just the one:lunapic 130165696578242 5: counted myself lucky.
    Jenny I was really happy with just the one:lunapic 130165696578242 5: counted myself lucky.
    Jenny I was really happy with just the one:lunapic 130165696578242 5: counted myself lucky.
    Jenny I was really happy with just the one:lunapic 130165696578242 5: counted myself lucky.
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  4. clueless1

    How do you cook Haddock fillets?

    My goodness! Everyone complicates things. Throw the haddock into a frying pan with virgin olive oil in it. After a minute and a half, flip the haddock upside down. Another minute and a half later,...
    My goodness! Everyone complicates things. Throw the haddock into a frying pan with virgin olive oil in it. After a minute and a half, flip the haddock upside down. Another minute and a half later, flip the haddock onto your plate. Easy Peasy! No faffing around in my kitchen. :patpat:
    My goodness! Everyone complicates things. Throw the haddock into a frying pan with virgin olive oil in it. After a minute and a half, flip the haddock upside down. Another minute and a half later, flip the haddock onto your plate. Easy Peasy! No...
    My goodness! Everyone complicates things. Throw the haddock into a frying pan with virgin olive oil in it. After a minute and a half, flip the haddock upside down. Another minute and a half later,...
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  5. Folly Mon

    Boycott the BBC??

    A mate of mine, when we were about 15, pulled a girl of roughly the same age's trousers down in front of everybody in the amusement arcade. He was a bit fik. To him, it was just a joke, but even...
    A mate of mine, when we were about 15, pulled a girl of roughly the same age's trousers down in front of everybody in the amusement arcade. He was a bit fik. To him, it was just a joke, but even I and his other mates realised immediately he'd stepped over the boundary between a joke and bang...
    A mate of mine, when we were about 15, pulled a girl of roughly the same age's trousers down in front of everybody in the amusement arcade. He was a bit fik. To him, it was just a joke, but even I and his other mates realised immediately he'd...
    A mate of mine, when we were about 15, pulled a girl of roughly the same age's trousers down in front of everybody in the amusement arcade. He was a bit fik. To him, it was just a joke, but even...
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  6. music
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    FASHIONS DO GO FULL CIRCLE.

    Yes! I used to drench myself in this stuff when I was 17. To this day it instantly brings the smell of hippy back to me. I still love the Indian cotton, would never wear that scent now.
    Yes! I used to drench myself in this stuff when I was 17. To this day it instantly brings the smell of hippy back to me. I still love the Indian cotton, would never wear that scent now.
    Yes! I used to drench myself in this stuff when I was 17. To this day it instantly brings the smell of hippy back to me. I still love the Indian cotton, would never wear that scent now.
    Yes! I used to drench myself in this stuff when I was 17. To this day it instantly brings the smell of hippy back to me. I still love the Indian cotton, would never wear that scent now.
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  7. Victoria

    The Human Mannequin

    I only saw the trailer but she certainly looked like quite a girl.
    I only saw the trailer but she certainly looked like quite a girl.
    I only saw the trailer but she certainly looked like quite a girl.
    I only saw the trailer but she certainly looked like quite a girl.
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  8. Phil A

    Tales from the Wild Wood

    Terry Wogan had an Ilk? Did he keep it in his woods?
    Terry Wogan had an Ilk? Did he keep it in his woods?
    Terry Wogan had an Ilk? Did he keep it in his woods?
    Terry Wogan had an Ilk? Did he keep it in his woods?
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  9. stephenprudence

    Autumn forgot to visit here...

    Well things started out looking good here in September, but then it turned wet the last week and since then its been nothing like as good as the preceding three years, when it has been dry for the...
    Well things started out looking good here in September, but then it turned wet the last week and since then its been nothing like as good as the preceding three years, when it has been dry for the whole of autumn. I was just basing what I said on that.:dunno::)
    Well things started out looking good here in September, but then it turned wet the last week and since then its been nothing like as good as the preceding three years, when it has been dry for the whole of autumn. I was just basing what I said...
    Well things started out looking good here in September, but then it turned wet the last week and since then its been nothing like as good as the preceding three years, when it has been dry for the...
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  10. clueless1

    Boiled eggs

    Exactly what I was going to say ,don`t forget to rinse well with cold water ,to stop egg continuing to cook,egg is still hot inside.
    Exactly what I was going to say ,don`t forget to rinse well with cold water ,to stop egg continuing to cook,egg is still hot inside.
    Exactly what I was going to say ,don`t forget to rinse well with cold water ,to stop egg continuing to cook,egg is still hot inside.
    Exactly what I was going to say ,don`t forget to rinse well with cold water ,to stop egg continuing to cook,egg is still hot inside.
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  11. liliana

    Onesies, would you?

    I love a fetish..what's yours?:huh:
    I love a fetish..what's yours?:huh:
    I love a fetish..what's yours?:huh:
    I love a fetish..what's yours?:huh:
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  12. Scotkat

    Thankyou Bilbo for H Cuttings

    Excellent quality. Postie never left them yesterday a note for me to collect at Post Office and you can only collect 24hrs after. So I now have them .Its very wet today but I shall leave them...
    Excellent quality. Postie never left them yesterday a note for me to collect at Post Office and you can only collect 24hrs after. So I now have them .Its very wet today but I shall leave them under my woodland area where this will be their final growing area. I shall take photos of before...
    Excellent quality. Postie never left them yesterday a note for me to collect at Post Office and you can only collect 24hrs after. So I now have them .Its very wet today but I shall leave them under my woodland area where this will be their...
    Excellent quality. Postie never left them yesterday a note for me to collect at Post Office and you can only collect 24hrs after. So I now have them .Its very wet today but I shall leave them...
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  13. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Folly Mon

    Amen to that, Jenny
    Amen to that, Jenny
    Amen to that, Jenny
    Amen to that, Jenny
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  14. clueless1

    Happy Samhain / Halloween / All Saints eve

    Bussed in to grab your sweets then Jack. No one came to the big scary house on the edge of the village (now don't go there children, he's not a wooly liberal like the rest of the village)
    Bussed in to grab your sweets then Jack. No one came to the big scary house on the edge of the village (now don't go there children, he's not a wooly liberal like the rest of the village)
    Bussed in to grab your sweets then Jack. No one came to the big scary house on the edge of the village (now don't go there children, he's not a wooly liberal like the rest of the village)
    Bussed in to grab your sweets then Jack. No one came to the big scary house on the edge of the village (now don't go there children, he's not a wooly liberal like the rest of the village)
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  15. liliana

    two toned lobster! /turtle in trouble!

    Blimey, i've only ever seen blue ones.
    Blimey, i've only ever seen blue ones.
    Blimey, i've only ever seen blue ones.
    Blimey, i've only ever seen blue ones.
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  16. Fat Controller

    Removing smell of diesel from clothing

    Well, an overnight soak in a strong solution of Surf biological powder seems to have done the trick - going to give the rest of the clothes the same treatment now.
    Well, an overnight soak in a strong solution of Surf biological powder seems to have done the trick - going to give the rest of the clothes the same treatment now.
    Well, an overnight soak in a strong solution of Surf biological powder seems to have done the trick - going to give the rest of the clothes the same treatment now.
    Well, an overnight soak in a strong solution of Surf biological powder seems to have done the trick - going to give the rest of the clothes the same treatment now.
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  17. Phil A
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  18. Scrungee

    EU to ban hairdressers from wearing high heels & jewellery

    Whatever happened about the EU directive banning eggs being sold by the dozen a couple of years ago? (I think the UK only got a temporary reprieve), or the earlier directive that carrots must be...
    Whatever happened about the EU directive banning eggs being sold by the dozen a couple of years ago? (I think the UK only got a temporary reprieve), or the earlier directive that carrots must be classified as 'fruit' because the Portugese made jam from them?
    Whatever happened about the EU directive banning eggs being sold by the dozen a couple of years ago? (I think the UK only got a temporary reprieve), or the earlier directive that carrots must be classified as 'fruit' because the Portugese made...
    Whatever happened about the EU directive banning eggs being sold by the dozen a couple of years ago? (I think the UK only got a temporary reprieve), or the earlier directive that carrots must be...
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  19. clueless1

    How many potatoes do you eat in a year?

    Our cats do get lots of the leftovers. And some veggies mixed in it. But they are usually a few days old before the cats see them.
    Our cats do get lots of the leftovers. And some veggies mixed in it. But they are usually a few days old before the cats see them.
    Our cats do get lots of the leftovers. And some veggies mixed in it. But they are usually a few days old before the cats see them.
    Our cats do get lots of the leftovers. And some veggies mixed in it. But they are usually a few days old before the cats see them.
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  20. Phil A
    Like x 9

    There's Something in the Woodshed

    Thats the bloke, whats wrong with him?
    Thats the bloke, whats wrong with him?
    Thats the bloke, whats wrong with him?
    Thats the bloke, whats wrong with him?
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