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  1. Val..

    Why does it have to be sad!!!!!!

    Have a look at Cheech and Chong films if you want something that doesn't follow the standard formula, and is a good laugh.
    Have a look at Cheech and Chong films if you want something that doesn't follow the standard formula, and is a good laugh.
    Have a look at Cheech and Chong films if you want something that doesn't follow the standard formula, and is a good laugh.
    Have a look at Cheech and Chong films if you want something that doesn't follow the standard formula, and is a good laugh.
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  2. moyra

    CONDOLENCES TO JOOLZ ON THE LOSS OF HER MOTHER

    Joolz i always loved this poem so thought i would share
    Joolz i always loved this poem so thought i would share
    Joolz i always loved this poem so thought i would share
    Joolz i always loved this poem so thought i would share
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  3. Palustris

    Wickes Total Stupidity

    An update. The delivery man was from a local (ish) firm who had delivered to us before so he knew where we are. He still tried to ring on the mobile number though. No good anyone using it now, it...
    An update. The delivery man was from a local (ish) firm who had delivered to us before so he knew where we are. He still tried to ring on the mobile number though. No good anyone using it now, it is a pay as you go one and the card ran out so the number is now defunct.
    An update. The delivery man was from a local (ish) firm who had delivered to us before so he knew where we are. He still tried to ring on the mobile number though. No good anyone using it now, it is a pay as you go one and the card ran out so the...
    An update. The delivery man was from a local (ish) firm who had delivered to us before so he knew where we are. He still tried to ring on the mobile number though. No good anyone using it now, it...
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  4. Scotkat

    Hurricane Sandy

    Pennys in its path :sad: so is darrans sister but she thinks america is being dramatic..obviuosly she hasnt been watching tv :dunno:
    Pennys in its path :sad: so is darrans sister but she thinks america is being dramatic..obviuosly she hasnt been watching tv :dunno:
    Pennys in its path :sad: so is darrans sister but she thinks america is being dramatic..obviuosly she hasnt been watching tv :dunno:
    Pennys in its path :sad: so is darrans sister but she thinks america is being dramatic..obviuosly she hasnt been watching tv :dunno:
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  5. clueless1

    How do vegetarians get suitable protein?

    I LOVE MORTADELLA, LUMPS OF FAT AND ALL !! :yes: I'ts what my parents gave me, among other things, Calzone Pizza, yum,yum, That could be made veggie. :)
    I LOVE MORTADELLA, LUMPS OF FAT AND ALL !! :yes: I'ts what my parents gave me, among other things, Calzone Pizza, yum,yum, That could be made veggie. :)
    I LOVE MORTADELLA, LUMPS OF FAT AND ALL !! :yes: I'ts what my parents gave me, among other things, Calzone Pizza, yum,yum, That could be made veggie. :)
    I LOVE MORTADELLA, LUMPS OF FAT AND ALL !! :yes: I'ts what my parents gave me, among other things, Calzone Pizza, yum,yum, That could be made veggie. :)
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  6. Loofah

    Automated Christmas lights

    Hmmmm, i've read that too. I guess other then putting them in a timer, that looks like the best option. Love to see some pics when you decorate.
    Hmmmm, i've read that too. I guess other then putting them in a timer, that looks like the best option. Love to see some pics when you decorate.
    Hmmmm, i've read that too. I guess other then putting them in a timer, that looks like the best option. Love to see some pics when you decorate.
    Hmmmm, i've read that too. I guess other then putting them in a timer, that looks like the best option. Love to see some pics when you decorate.
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  7. Phil A
    Like x 5

    Here Comes the Dark

    Beware of darkness. I'm very scared of the dark so I always have light around me at night,Jenny
    Beware of darkness. I'm very scared of the dark so I always have light around me at night,Jenny
    Beware of darkness. I'm very scared of the dark so I always have light around me at night,Jenny
    Beware of darkness. I'm very scared of the dark so I always have light around me at night,Jenny
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  8. shiney

    Dengue Fever On Madeira

    If you intend travelling to Madeira soon then just be aware that there is an outbreak of Dengue Fever on the island. At present there are 52 confirmed cases and 404 possibles. Normal,...
    If you intend travelling to Madeira soon then just be aware that there is an outbreak of Dengue Fever on the island. At present there are 52 confirmed cases and 404 possibles. Normal, tropical, precautions against mosquito bites should be OK. There is no recommendation not to go there.
    If you intend travelling to Madeira soon then just be aware that there is an outbreak of Dengue Fever on the island. At present there are 52 confirmed cases and 404 possibles. Normal, tropical, precautions against mosquito bites should be...
    If you intend travelling to Madeira soon then just be aware that there is an outbreak of Dengue Fever on the island. At present there are 52 confirmed cases and 404 possibles. Normal,...
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  9. clueless1
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    A visiting lifeboat - hard working crew

    Went to Whitby again today. We got a bit of a surprise to see what we initially thought was the Whitby lifeboat coming back in, until we spotted the Whitby boat moored in its usual spot. Turns...
    Went to Whitby again today. We got a bit of a surprise to see what we initially thought was the Whitby lifeboat coming back in, until we spotted the Whitby boat moored in its usual spot. Turns out, according to a chap we got talking to who plucked up the courage to speak to a harbour official...
    Went to Whitby again today. We got a bit of a surprise to see what we initially thought was the Whitby lifeboat coming back in, until we spotted the Whitby boat moored in its usual spot. Turns out, according to a chap we got talking to who...
    Went to Whitby again today. We got a bit of a surprise to see what we initially thought was the Whitby lifeboat coming back in, until we spotted the Whitby boat moored in its usual spot. Turns...
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  10. Penny in Ontario
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    My daughters Wedding.....

    You're right...it goes from left to right, my step mother Patty, my mother in law Barb, Kait, me, Natalie, Dan, Brad, father in law Wilf, and my dad Ken.
    You're right...it goes from left to right, my step mother Patty, my mother in law Barb, Kait, me, Natalie, Dan, Brad, father in law Wilf, and my dad Ken.
    You're right...it goes from left to right, my step mother Patty, my mother in law Barb, Kait, me, Natalie, Dan, Brad, father in law Wilf, and my dad Ken.
    You're right...it goes from left to right, my step mother Patty, my mother in law Barb, Kait, me, Natalie, Dan, Brad, father in law Wilf, and my dad Ken.
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  11. music

    how many bins do you have ?

    The thing that worries me with all this bin policing and chipping etc is that it is just setting innocent people up to get done. Its not unusual for random people to stick random rubbish in...
    The thing that worries me with all this bin policing and chipping etc is that it is just setting innocent people up to get done. Its not unusual for random people to stick random rubbish in someone else's bin without the owner having any knowledge that its happened. I would be livid if I was...
    The thing that worries me with all this bin policing and chipping etc is that it is just setting innocent people up to get done. Its not unusual for random people to stick random rubbish in someone else's bin without the owner having any...
    The thing that worries me with all this bin policing and chipping etc is that it is just setting innocent people up to get done. Its not unusual for random people to stick random rubbish in...
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  12. clueless1

    The sea's a bit choppy in Whitby today

    Lovely pics Clueless,i love Whitby...haven't been for a couple of years but will certainly get there....the Harbour is the best part:dbgrtmb:
    Lovely pics Clueless,i love Whitby...haven't been for a couple of years but will certainly get there....the Harbour is the best part:dbgrtmb:
    Lovely pics Clueless,i love Whitby...haven't been for a couple of years but will certainly get there....the Harbour is the best part:dbgrtmb:
    Lovely pics Clueless,i love Whitby...haven't been for a couple of years but will certainly get there....the Harbour is the best part:dbgrtmb:
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  13. Scotkat

    Clocks fall back this weekend

    Very busy sheal for the next few months. :snork:
    Very busy sheal for the next few months. :snork:
    Very busy sheal for the next few months. :snork:
    Very busy sheal for the next few months. :snork:
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  14. sal73

    Only Smart Brain

    Seen this before, Sal, it can't be true as I can read it easily!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Seen this before, Sal, it can't be true as I can read it easily!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Seen this before, Sal, it can't be true as I can read it easily!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Seen this before, Sal, it can't be true as I can read it easily!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  15. Jack McHammocklashing
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  16. clueless1

    Monkey, Wurzel Gummidge, and the Shadows

    Cooler then a polar bears foot :dbgrtmb: Retro Laffas Just :wub2: Em
    Cooler then a polar bears foot :dbgrtmb: Retro Laffas Just :wub2: Em
    Cooler then a polar bears foot :dbgrtmb: Retro Laffas Just :wub2: Em
    Cooler then a polar bears foot :dbgrtmb: Retro Laffas Just :wub2: Em
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  17. clueless1

    Imagine if it was permanently cloudy

    Well Leonardo da Vinci He may have got high enough in his Helio Co Peter to see the light :-) Jack McH
    Well Leonardo da Vinci He may have got high enough in his Helio Co Peter to see the light :-) Jack McH
    Well Leonardo da Vinci He may have got high enough in his Helio Co Peter to see the light :-) Jack McH
    Well Leonardo da Vinci He may have got high enough in his Helio Co Peter to see the light :-) Jack McH
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  18. Victoria
    Like x 3

    I guess you have to laugh ...

    Brilliant Vicky, just love them!
    Brilliant Vicky, just love them!
    Brilliant Vicky, just love them!
    Brilliant Vicky, just love them!
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  19. miraflores

    online surveys

    Cough : It does not "have" to be true :-) Jack McH
    Cough : It does not "have" to be true :-) Jack McH
    Cough : It does not "have" to be true :-) Jack McH
    Cough : It does not "have" to be true :-) Jack McH
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  20. Lolimac
    Like x 7

    They're in.....

    Big Slice For OH Please :dbgrtmb: I Cor Have None With Liquer in :mad: :doh:GUTTED
    Big Slice For OH Please :dbgrtmb: I Cor Have None With Liquer in :mad: :doh:GUTTED
    Big Slice For OH Please :dbgrtmb: I Cor Have None With Liquer in :mad: :doh:GUTTED
    Big Slice For OH Please :dbgrtmb: I Cor Have None With Liquer in :mad: :doh:GUTTED
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