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  1. miraflores

    so many different vinegars

    Good for cleaning the toilet is Ouzo.:huh: Once tried a Pernod, and that was disgusting. Have'nt been brave enough to try Absinthe. :hate-shocked:
    Good for cleaning the toilet is Ouzo.:huh: Once tried a Pernod, and that was disgusting. Have'nt been brave enough to try Absinthe. :hate-shocked:
    Good for cleaning the toilet is Ouzo.:huh: Once tried a Pernod, and that was disgusting. Have'nt been brave enough to try Absinthe. :hate-shocked:
    Good for cleaning the toilet is Ouzo.:huh: Once tried a Pernod, and that was disgusting. Have'nt been brave enough to try Absinthe. :hate-shocked:
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  2. Scrungee

    Tala - excellent customer service

    Such good service is well worthy of your post here Scrungee. Well done Tala. That's why they are still in business afer 90+ years, Jenny
    Such good service is well worthy of your post here Scrungee. Well done Tala. That's why they are still in business afer 90+ years, Jenny
    Such good service is well worthy of your post here Scrungee. Well done Tala. That's why they are still in business afer 90+ years, Jenny
    Such good service is well worthy of your post here Scrungee. Well done Tala. That's why they are still in business afer 90+ years, Jenny
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  3. stephenprudence

    music evolution..

    Music is still evolving. Nowadays the airwaves are polluted with 'Dub Step'. For those unfamiliar with the concept of Dub Step, try to imagine this. Its the early 1980s, and you have your first...
    Music is still evolving. Nowadays the airwaves are polluted with 'Dub Step'. For those unfamiliar with the concept of Dub Step, try to imagine this. Its the early 1980s, and you have your first computer witha sound chip in it, maybe an ZX Spectrum or an Amstrad CPC464 perhaps. Full of...
    Music is still evolving. Nowadays the airwaves are polluted with 'Dub Step'. For those unfamiliar with the concept of Dub Step, try to imagine this. Its the early 1980s, and you have your first computer witha sound chip in it, maybe an ZX...
    Music is still evolving. Nowadays the airwaves are polluted with 'Dub Step'. For those unfamiliar with the concept of Dub Step, try to imagine this. Its the early 1980s, and you have your first...
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  4. Fat Controller

    Rules of the road - opinions please

    My Opinion For Wot its worth!!!! You Are 110% IN THE RIGHT FC!!!!! And ECILOP Man Sounds like hes one of them that Tryd the Birmingham 6 or the Guildford 4 or the Bridge-water 4 or Yet...
    My Opinion For Wot its worth!!!! You Are 110% IN THE RIGHT FC!!!!! And ECILOP Man Sounds like hes one of them that Tryd the Birmingham 6 or the Guildford 4 or the Bridge-water 4 or Yet Again One of them LIERS From Hillsborough ;) Sorry they say the truth HURTS :mad: Seems yet AGAIN to...
    My Opinion For Wot its worth!!!! You Are 110% IN THE RIGHT FC!!!!! And ECILOP Man Sounds like hes one of them that Tryd the Birmingham 6 or the Guildford 4 or the Bridge-water 4 or Yet Again One of them LIERS From Hillsborough ;)...
    My Opinion For Wot its worth!!!! You Are 110% IN THE RIGHT FC!!!!! And ECILOP Man Sounds like hes one of them that Tryd the Birmingham 6 or the Guildford 4 or the Bridge-water 4 or Yet...
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  5. miraflores
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    street sign

    What are you like, Nick!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    What are you like, Nick!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    What are you like, Nick!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    What are you like, Nick!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  6. Kandy

    The Great British Bake Off

    I can cook very well, but I can't bake for toffee! My cakes end up like breezeblocks. :cry3:
    I can cook very well, but I can't bake for toffee! My cakes end up like breezeblocks. :cry3:
    I can cook very well, but I can't bake for toffee! My cakes end up like breezeblocks. :cry3:
    I can cook very well, but I can't bake for toffee! My cakes end up like breezeblocks. :cry3:
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  7. Phil A

    Open-Dyslexic

    Not all slow readers are dyslexic, but when you've seen exceptionally high creativity levels coupled with near panic when trying to cope with print you know something unusual is going on. I've...
    Not all slow readers are dyslexic, but when you've seen exceptionally high creativity levels coupled with near panic when trying to cope with print you know something unusual is going on. I've only seen this particular level of difficulty in maybe 1 in 200 children though. In most cases the...
    Not all slow readers are dyslexic, but when you've seen exceptionally high creativity levels coupled with near panic when trying to cope with print you know something unusual is going on. I've only seen this particular level of difficulty in...
    Not all slow readers are dyslexic, but when you've seen exceptionally high creativity levels coupled with near panic when trying to cope with print you know something unusual is going on. I've...
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  8. Trunky

    Memories of the Great Storm

    The next day a friend of mine loaded his chainsaws onto his flatbed truck fitted with a with hiab and I didn't see him again for a few weeks. He made a small fortune from clearing fallen trees,...
    The next day a friend of mine loaded his chainsaws onto his flatbed truck fitted with a with hiab and I didn't see him again for a few weeks. He made a small fortune from clearing fallen trees, especially with people paying to have have trees removed that could be immediately sold to lumber yards.
    The next day a friend of mine loaded his chainsaws onto his flatbed truck fitted with a with hiab and I didn't see him again for a few weeks. He made a small fortune from clearing fallen trees, especially with people paying to have have trees...
    The next day a friend of mine loaded his chainsaws onto his flatbed truck fitted with a with hiab and I didn't see him again for a few weeks. He made a small fortune from clearing fallen trees,...
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  9. EddieJ

    Pumpkins.. Not a bad effort.

    Carefull, he can read this:biggrin: Nice find Eddie:dbgrtmb:
    Carefull, he can read this:biggrin: Nice find Eddie:dbgrtmb:
    Carefull, he can read this:biggrin: Nice find Eddie:dbgrtmb:
    Carefull, he can read this:biggrin: Nice find Eddie:dbgrtmb:
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  10. jjordie

    google map problem

    Google UK Ltd 123 Buckingham Palace Road London SW1W 9SH
    Google UK Ltd 123 Buckingham Palace Road London SW1W 9SH
    Google UK Ltd 123 Buckingham Palace Road London SW1W 9SH
    Google UK Ltd 123 Buckingham Palace Road London SW1W 9SH
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  11. rustyroots

    Wasps nest in house.

    He should have told the Council bloke about the Intergalactic Highway. That would have wiped the smile off his face :)
    He should have told the Council bloke about the Intergalactic Highway. That would have wiped the smile off his face :)
    He should have told the Council bloke about the Intergalactic Highway. That would have wiped the smile off his face :)
    He should have told the Council bloke about the Intergalactic Highway. That would have wiped the smile off his face :)
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  12. Palustris

    Close Asteroids

    You can get creams for that now from the Chemist without prescriptions Jack McH
    You can get creams for that now from the Chemist without prescriptions Jack McH
    You can get creams for that now from the Chemist without prescriptions Jack McH
    You can get creams for that now from the Chemist without prescriptions Jack McH
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  13. clueless1

    Dear Taxi Driver

    It is times like this I wish I still had the thirty year old two ton Land Rover Defender :) Jack McH
    It is times like this I wish I still had the thirty year old two ton Land Rover Defender :) Jack McH
    It is times like this I wish I still had the thirty year old two ton Land Rover Defender :) Jack McH
    It is times like this I wish I still had the thirty year old two ton Land Rover Defender :) Jack McH
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  14. miraflores

    about avatars

    Fabulous:yes:
    Fabulous:yes:
    Fabulous:yes:
    Fabulous:yes:
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  15. clueless1

    Romantic sounding foreign names with dull translations

    My MIL loved the sound of a name on a sign post saying "déchetterie", shame we had to tell her it's the local tip.:heehee:
    My MIL loved the sound of a name on a sign post saying "déchetterie", shame we had to tell her it's the local tip.:heehee:
    My MIL loved the sound of a name on a sign post saying "déchetterie", shame we had to tell her it's the local tip.:heehee:
    My MIL loved the sound of a name on a sign post saying "déchetterie", shame we had to tell her it's the local tip.:heehee:
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  16. jjordie

    Solar Panels

    Pete, that's too logical! :heehee:
    Pete, that's too logical! :heehee:
    Pete, that's too logical! :heehee:
    Pete, that's too logical! :heehee:
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  17. Gardening Jan
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  18. al n
    Like x 14

    Very proud big brother

    Two cute kids, you must be feeling very proud and so you should.
    Two cute kids, you must be feeling very proud and so you should.
    Two cute kids, you must be feeling very proud and so you should.
    Two cute kids, you must be feeling very proud and so you should.
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  19. Jenny namaste

    Happy Birthday Mr Shiney

    Now look what you two have done! :doh: How many times have I told you to keep quiet and not let Mother Jenny know! :nonofinger: I suppose she'll blame me as well :sad: Mother Jenny, it was nothing to do with me,...
    Now look what you two have done! :doh: How many times have I told you to keep quiet and not let Mother Jenny know! :nonofinger: I suppose she'll blame me as well :sad: Mother Jenny, it was nothing to do with me, honest! They were trying to lead me astray and I'm really a good little boy. :pathd:
    Now look what you two have done! :doh: How many times have I told you to keep quiet and not let Mother Jenny know! :nonofinger: I suppose she'll blame me as well :sad: Mother Jenny, it was nothing to do with me, honest! They were trying to lead me astray and...
    Now look what you two have done! :doh: How many times have I told you to keep quiet and not let Mother Jenny know! :nonofinger: I suppose she'll blame me as well :sad: Mother Jenny, it was nothing to do with me,...
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  20. Sheal
    Like x 6

    Look what I missed!

    I saw both Monday and Tuesday nights Northern lights (cant spell aurela borealies) Another unusual sighting and a bit worrying Yesterday afternoon I saw a Sea Eagle hunting then dropping down to...
    I saw both Monday and Tuesday nights Northern lights (cant spell aurela borealies) Another unusual sighting and a bit worrying Yesterday afternoon I saw a Sea Eagle hunting then dropping down to its prey Worrying thing was it was at the local park ! which is in the middle of town (They have...
    I saw both Monday and Tuesday nights Northern lights (cant spell aurela borealies) Another unusual sighting and a bit worrying Yesterday afternoon I saw a Sea Eagle hunting then dropping down to its prey Worrying thing was it was at the local...
    I saw both Monday and Tuesday nights Northern lights (cant spell aurela borealies) Another unusual sighting and a bit worrying Yesterday afternoon I saw a Sea Eagle hunting then dropping down to...
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