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  1. Kandy

    Feed The Birds

    The birds were feeding very well from our feeders today but I decided to throw some seed all over the snow on the back lawn as well. The birds kept on going to the feeders and didn't touch the...
    The birds were feeding very well from our feeders today but I decided to throw some seed all over the snow on the back lawn as well. The birds kept on going to the feeders and didn't touch the feed on the ground. I suppose they wanted to keep their feet warm and dry!Mrs shiney has just said...
    The birds were feeding very well from our feeders today but I decided to throw some seed all over the snow on the back lawn as well. The birds kept on going to the feeders and didn't touch the feed on the ground. I suppose they wanted to keep...
    The birds were feeding very well from our feeders today but I decided to throw some seed all over the snow on the back lawn as well. The birds kept on going to the feeders and didn't touch the...
    Kandy, Feb 7, 2007
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    shiney
    Feb 8, 2007
  2. rosa

    snow glorious snow

    :D :D I can imagine what your springer looked like. My Cav loved our 4 inches of snow today and spent a lot of the day leaping around the garden (so much for pristine surfaces :D ), I then...
    :D :D I can imagine what your springer looked like. My Cav loved our 4 inches of snow today and spent a lot of the day leaping around the garden (so much for pristine surfaces :D ), I then spent time removing his snow baubles. Fortunately not as frozen as the last time I had to do it.
    :D :D I can imagine what your springer looked like. My Cav loved our 4 inches of snow today and spent a lot of the day leaping around the garden (so much for pristine surfaces :D ), I then spent time removing his snow baubles. Fortunately...
    :D :D I can imagine what your springer looked like. My Cav loved our 4 inches of snow today and spent a lot of the day leaping around the garden (so much for pristine surfaces :D ), I then...
    rosa, Feb 7, 2007 ... 2 3
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    Fran
    Feb 8, 2007
  3. jjordie

    Global Warming (again)

    I dont really know Geoff, speed is everything these days, if its not fast it wont work,..... I dont think.
    I dont really know Geoff, speed is everything these days, if its not fast it wont work,..... I dont think.
    I dont really know Geoff, speed is everything these days, if its not fast it wont work,..... I dont think.
    I dont really know Geoff, speed is everything these days, if its not fast it wont work,..... I dont think.
    jjordie, Feb 1, 2007 ... 3 4 5
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    pete
    Feb 9, 2007
  4. Fran

    A little light relief

    A few home truth's there Fran :D
    A few home truth's there Fran :D
    A few home truth's there Fran :D
    A few home truth's there Fran :D
    Fran, Feb 9, 2007
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    roders
    Feb 10, 2007
  5. weekend gardener

    dieting

    All of QVC's a rip-off!! If the price is reasonable they sting you for shipping!!
    All of QVC's a rip-off!! If the price is reasonable they sting you for shipping!!
    All of QVC's a rip-off!! If the price is reasonable they sting you for shipping!!
    All of QVC's a rip-off!! If the price is reasonable they sting you for shipping!!
    weekend gardener, Jan 27, 2007 ... 2
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    Daisies
    Feb 11, 2007
  6. macleaf

    chalk

    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    macleaf, Oct 18, 2006
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    Hornbeam
    Feb 12, 2007
  7. Bunslip

    Guinness is good for you

    Which shows how effectie that might be as a solution.... :rolleyes: Well, never mind, it's a bit public to do it anyway.......
    Which shows how effectie that might be as a solution.... :rolleyes: Well, never mind, it's a bit public to do it anyway.......
    Which shows how effectie that might be as a solution.... :rolleyes: Well, never mind, it's a bit public to do it anyway.......
    Which shows how effectie that might be as a solution.... :rolleyes: Well, never mind, it's a bit public to do it anyway.......
    Bunslip, Feb 7, 2007 ... 2
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Feb 12, 2007
  8. miraflores

    HAPPY VALENTINE

    happy valentines everyone, that was a lovely pleasant tune miraflores, have a lovely day
    happy valentines everyone, that was a lovely pleasant tune miraflores, have a lovely day
    happy valentines everyone, that was a lovely pleasant tune miraflores, have a lovely day
    happy valentines everyone, that was a lovely pleasant tune miraflores, have a lovely day
    miraflores, Feb 13, 2007
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    rosa
    Feb 13, 2007
  9. elainefiz

    Sunny skies....

    Trouble with caravanning is you cannot just zoom off when you feel like it - not if you want a decent site and are stuck with school holidays. Last year we started to use the little CLs ( mainly...
    Trouble with caravanning is you cannot just zoom off when you feel like it - not if you want a decent site and are stuck with school holidays. Last year we started to use the little CLs ( mainly farm sites for those not in the Caravan Club) Even those have got booked up this year and I think the...
    Trouble with caravanning is you cannot just zoom off when you feel like it - not if you want a decent site and are stuck with school holidays. Last year we started to use the little CLs ( mainly farm sites for those not in the Caravan Club) Even...
    Trouble with caravanning is you cannot just zoom off when you feel like it - not if you want a decent site and are stuck with school holidays. Last year we started to use the little CLs ( mainly...
    elainefiz, Feb 10, 2007
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    geoffhandley
    Feb 13, 2007
  10. weekend gardener

    pics

    Hi Bm,i have downloaded the pics that i want and put a tick in the box beside the photos what do i do next?
    Hi Bm,i have downloaded the pics that i want and put a tick in the box beside the photos what do i do next?
    Hi Bm,i have downloaded the pics that i want and put a tick in the box beside the photos what do i do next?
    Hi Bm,i have downloaded the pics that i want and put a tick in the box beside the photos what do i do next?
    weekend gardener, Feb 11, 2007
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    weekend gardener
    Feb 14, 2007
  11. Blackthorn

    If you drive a car, please read -

    Reported in The Indepedent Newspaper today:Some ministers are furious at the way the Downing Street website - launched as part of Tony Blair's modernisation agenda - has backfired on the Transport...
    Reported in The Indepedent Newspaper today:Some ministers are furious at the way the Downing Street website - launched as part of Tony Blair's modernisation agenda - has backfired on the Transport Secretary. One minister said the idea of allowing an electronic petition to be signed on the No 10...
    Reported in The Indepedent Newspaper today:Some ministers are furious at the way the Downing Street website - launched as part of Tony Blair's modernisation agenda - has backfired on the Transport Secretary. One minister said the idea of allowing...
    Reported in The Indepedent Newspaper today:Some ministers are furious at the way the Downing Street website - launched as part of Tony Blair's modernisation agenda - has backfired on the Transport...
    Blackthorn, Feb 12, 2007 ... 2
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    jjordie
    Feb 14, 2007
  12. jjordie

    Is there an horologist on GC?

    The question arises, of how exactly the offending objects got in there!! Love it, Jjordie - and hope it does right itself, before too long.
    The question arises, of how exactly the offending objects got in there!! Love it, Jjordie - and hope it does right itself, before too long.
    The question arises, of how exactly the offending objects got in there!! Love it, Jjordie - and hope it does right itself, before too long.
    The question arises, of how exactly the offending objects got in there!! Love it, Jjordie - and hope it does right itself, before too long.
    jjordie, Feb 12, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Feb 14, 2007
  13. Kandy

    Battery Poultry

    Banana sausages,hmmmmm not sure about that one but will make one in your honour and let you know what it tastes like but not getting my hopes up!! I keep Berkshires and love them to bits and...
    Banana sausages,hmmmmm not sure about that one but will make one in your honour and let you know what it tastes like but not getting my hopes up!! I keep Berkshires and love them to bits and only eat the ones not suitable for breeding. Can email you pics if your interested as havent worked...
    Banana sausages,hmmmmm not sure about that one but will make one in your honour and let you know what it tastes like but not getting my hopes up!! I keep Berkshires and love them to bits and only eat the ones not suitable for breeding. Can...
    Banana sausages,hmmmmm not sure about that one but will make one in your honour and let you know what it tastes like but not getting my hopes up!! I keep Berkshires and love them to bits and...
    Kandy, Feb 11, 2007 ... 2
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    Blondie
    Feb 15, 2007
  14. KevinO

    SNOW!!!

    we had snow in w.wales. up to 10" in places, where i needed to be to mend the chicken runs. but the snow was only here for about 3 days and melted last sat, enabling me to do some heavy digging work.
    we had snow in w.wales. up to 10" in places, where i needed to be to mend the chicken runs. but the snow was only here for about 3 days and melted last sat, enabling me to do some heavy digging work.
    we had snow in w.wales. up to 10" in places, where i needed to be to mend the chicken runs. but the snow was only here for about 3 days and melted last sat, enabling me to do some heavy digging work.
    we had snow in w.wales. up to 10" in places, where i needed to be to mend the chicken runs. but the snow was only here for about 3 days and melted last sat, enabling me to do some heavy digging work.
    KevinO, Feb 12, 2007
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    compostee
    Feb 16, 2007
  15. Banana Man

    Steve Irwin

    You dont approach a crocodile.Not if you have any sense that is. :D
    You dont approach a crocodile.Not if you have any sense that is. :D
    You dont approach a crocodile.Not if you have any sense that is. :D
    You dont approach a crocodile.Not if you have any sense that is. :D
    Banana Man, Feb 16, 2007
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    pete
    Feb 17, 2007
  16. Clematis

    "SENIOR MOMENT"

    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Clematis, Oct 8, 2006 ... 2 3
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    weekend gardener
    Feb 17, 2007
  17. miraflores

    addicted to youtube...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0ODrmaiFE&NRfor a while... crocodile..!!XXXXXXXXX...p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4sIthaqZLY&mode=related&search= [ 18. February 2007, 01:33 PM:...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0ODrmaiFE&NRfor a while... crocodile..!!XXXXXXXXX...p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4sIthaqZLY&mode=related&search= [ 18. February 2007, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: lukus ]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0ODrmaiFE&NRfor a while... crocodile..!!XXXXXXXXX...p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4sIthaqZLY&mode=related&search= [ 18. February 2007, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: lukus ]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0ODrmaiFE&NRfor a while... crocodile..!!XXXXXXXXX...p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4sIthaqZLY&mode=related&search= [ 18. February 2007, 01:33 PM:...
    miraflores, Feb 18, 2007
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    lukus
    Feb 18, 2007
  18. Scotkat

    21st gift

    Did anything happen in 1986? Only joking, Scotkat! :DMy only memories of that time involve looking after my own 3 small children, and starting teaching, so I was maybe understandably...
    Did anything happen in 1986? Only joking, Scotkat! :DMy only memories of that time involve looking after my own 3 small children, and starting teaching, so I was maybe understandably distracted from major world events....I've seen the sort of book I think you mean, since I was given...
    Did anything happen in 1986? Only joking, Scotkat! :DMy only memories of that time involve looking after my own 3 small children, and starting teaching, so I was maybe understandably distracted from major world events....I've seen the...
    Did anything happen in 1986? Only joking, Scotkat! :DMy only memories of that time involve looking after my own 3 small children, and starting teaching, so I was maybe understandably...
    Scotkat, Feb 18, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Feb 18, 2007
  19. Webmaster

    What do you think of .......

    Very twee and actually i like it, wish i had a place like that, to hide away in.
    Very twee and actually i like it, wish i had a place like that, to hide away in.
    Very twee and actually i like it, wish i had a place like that, to hide away in.
    Very twee and actually i like it, wish i had a place like that, to hide away in.
    Webmaster, Jan 26, 2007 ... 2
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    compostee
    Feb 19, 2007
  20. Stingo

    Vera Drake

    Thanks, Kedi-gato for informing of the aristocratic origins of saucer-drinking in this country. When I was a lik'l lad (in the 50s) it was looked down upon as a very "infra-dig" thing to do, even...
    Thanks, Kedi-gato for informing of the aristocratic origins of saucer-drinking in this country. When I was a lik'l lad (in the 50s) it was looked down upon as a very "infra-dig" thing to do, even by the lower classes from which I originated (and still belong to!). The idea of cooling the tea is...
    Thanks, Kedi-gato for informing of the aristocratic origins of saucer-drinking in this country. When I was a lik'l lad (in the 50s) it was looked down upon as a very "infra-dig" thing to do, even by the lower classes from which I originated (and...
    Thanks, Kedi-gato for informing of the aristocratic origins of saucer-drinking in this country. When I was a lik'l lad (in the 50s) it was looked down upon as a very "infra-dig" thing to do, even...
    Stingo, Feb 18, 2007
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    Jack by the hedge
    Feb 20, 2007
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