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  1. EddieJ

    Can you spot anything odd about this fungi

    Thats not a Dryad, thats a glove:biggrin: Sorry Eddie, didn't mean to.
    Thats not a Dryad, thats a glove:biggrin: Sorry Eddie, didn't mean to.
    Thats not a Dryad, thats a glove:biggrin: Sorry Eddie, didn't mean to.
    Thats not a Dryad, thats a glove:biggrin: Sorry Eddie, didn't mean to.
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  2. Tez
    Like x 6

    OMG VHS Videos Galore

    We (being the red cross I volunteer at) used to take them and I still will if there any good but they just don't sell anymore :frown:
    We (being the red cross I volunteer at) used to take them and I still will if there any good but they just don't sell anymore :frown:
    We (being the red cross I volunteer at) used to take them and I still will if there any good but they just don't sell anymore :frown:
    We (being the red cross I volunteer at) used to take them and I still will if there any good but they just don't sell anymore :frown:
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  3. miraflores

    Let me introduce you to the regional counsellor ...

    I'd go for that old chestnut:-" marks out of ten?, I'd give her one!"As the Italians would say,"Bella!"
    I'd go for that old chestnut:-" marks out of ten?, I'd give her one!"As the Italians would say,"Bella!"
    I'd go for that old chestnut:-" marks out of ten?, I'd give her one!"As the Italians would say,"Bella!"
    I'd go for that old chestnut:-" marks out of ten?, I'd give her one!"As the Italians would say,"Bella!"
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  4. Phil A

    Melting point of Aluminium

    Cor, theres no scrapies left like that around us, it used to be great fun wrenching off half axles at the bottom of a stack of cars. All we have are the expensive scrap yards that don't allow you...
    Cor, theres no scrapies left like that around us, it used to be great fun wrenching off half axles at the bottom of a stack of cars. All we have are the expensive scrap yards that don't allow you anywhere near the cars.
    Cor, theres no scrapies left like that around us, it used to be great fun wrenching off half axles at the bottom of a stack of cars. All we have are the expensive scrap yards that don't allow you anywhere near the cars.
    Cor, theres no scrapies left like that around us, it used to be great fun wrenching off half axles at the bottom of a stack of cars. All we have are the expensive scrap yards that don't allow you...
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  5. pamsdish

    Failed Try Again

    Clueless is right, just a little fall, well done for carrying on!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:
    Clueless is right, just a little fall, well done for carrying on!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:
    Clueless is right, just a little fall, well done for carrying on!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:
    Clueless is right, just a little fall, well done for carrying on!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:
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  6. Jungle Jane

    Few Questions On Pickling Produce

    Personally I find the bought pickling vinegar far too 'in-your-face' to be even remotely pleasant, as a result I make 'sweet' pickled onions (or rather sweet pickled shallots). I use white malt...
    Personally I find the bought pickling vinegar far too 'in-your-face' to be even remotely pleasant, as a result I make 'sweet' pickled onions (or rather sweet pickled shallots). I use white malt vinegar and to each litre add 180g granulated sugar, heat the mix to dissolve the sugar then boil it...
    Personally I find the bought pickling vinegar far too 'in-your-face' to be even remotely pleasant, as a result I make 'sweet' pickled onions (or rather sweet pickled shallots). I use white malt vinegar and to each litre add 180g granulated...
    Personally I find the bought pickling vinegar far too 'in-your-face' to be even remotely pleasant, as a result I make 'sweet' pickled onions (or rather sweet pickled shallots). I use white malt...
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  7. Phil A

    Thanksgiving Day

    Thanks everyone....it was a great long weekend....
    Thanks everyone....it was a great long weekend....
    Thanks everyone....it was a great long weekend....
    Thanks everyone....it was a great long weekend....
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  8. Scrungee

    EU makes it Illegal to sell jam/preserves in re-used jars

    Can't legally sell homebrew or even use it as tombola/raffle prizes. As for non-alcoholic drinks (there are some people who actually prefer their apple juice unfermented) I've got bottles...
    Can't legally sell homebrew or even use it as tombola/raffle prizes. As for non-alcoholic drinks (there are some people who actually prefer their apple juice unfermented) I've got bottles designed for return and re-use + bags of replacement tops for them.
    Can't legally sell homebrew or even use it as tombola/raffle prizes. As for non-alcoholic drinks (there are some people who actually prefer their apple juice unfermented) I've got bottles designed for return and re-use + bags of replacement...
    Can't legally sell homebrew or even use it as tombola/raffle prizes. As for non-alcoholic drinks (there are some people who actually prefer their apple juice unfermented) I've got bottles...
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  9. Jungle Jane

    It never rains but it pours - Advice please

    Call or preferably write to them stating what you believe to have happened with supporting photos. They might just come round and fix it but as you mention, there's bigger things to concern...
    Call or preferably write to them stating what you believe to have happened with supporting photos. They might just come round and fix it but as you mention, there's bigger things to concern yourself with right now. If the house is being handed back to the council then let them deal with it.
    Call or preferably write to them stating what you believe to have happened with supporting photos. They might just come round and fix it but as you mention, there's bigger things to concern yourself with right now. If the house is being handed...
    Call or preferably write to them stating what you believe to have happened with supporting photos. They might just come round and fix it but as you mention, there's bigger things to concern...
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  10. clueless1
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  11. Victoria
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    For JWK ... thinking of you ...

    Which one is John???:scratch::dunno::doh::snork:
    Which one is John???:scratch::dunno::doh::snork:
    Which one is John???:scratch::dunno::doh::snork:
    Which one is John???:scratch::dunno::doh::snork:
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  12. clueless1

    Finally - Abu Hamza kicked out

    Jack McH
    Jack McH
    Jack McH
    Jack McH
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  13. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Paladin...

    Never saw the bill Zig...that's the beauty of great kids:blue thumb:
    Never saw the bill Zig...that's the beauty of great kids:blue thumb:
    Never saw the bill Zig...that's the beauty of great kids:blue thumb:
    Never saw the bill Zig...that's the beauty of great kids:blue thumb:
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  14. shiney

    In Case Of Possible Heart Attack - serious

    Thanks for the warning Shiney. I'm pretty sure I heard it fairly recently on no less than BBC Radio 2. I must admit I thought at the time it sounded a bit iffy.
    Thanks for the warning Shiney. I'm pretty sure I heard it fairly recently on no less than BBC Radio 2. I must admit I thought at the time it sounded a bit iffy.
    Thanks for the warning Shiney. I'm pretty sure I heard it fairly recently on no less than BBC Radio 2. I must admit I thought at the time it sounded a bit iffy.
    Thanks for the warning Shiney. I'm pretty sure I heard it fairly recently on no less than BBC Radio 2. I must admit I thought at the time it sounded a bit iffy.
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  15. Phil A
    Like x 10

    Nice suprise

    Where's mine then !!!!:snork:;) Nice one Zigster:dancy:
    Where's mine then !!!!:snork:;) Nice one Zigster:dancy:
    Where's mine then !!!!:snork:;) Nice one Zigster:dancy:
    Where's mine then !!!!:snork:;) Nice one Zigster:dancy:
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  16. miraflores
    Like x 3

    maggots

    Ahh, another lost love, you must have been a real lady killer in your youth Dave:)
    Ahh, another lost love, you must have been a real lady killer in your youth Dave:)
    Ahh, another lost love, you must have been a real lady killer in your youth Dave:)
    Ahh, another lost love, you must have been a real lady killer in your youth Dave:)
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  17. Spruce

    PSY Gangnam Style (this is so much fun)

    There's one I like where the video showcases all manner of cool power tools (demonstrated by inappropriately dressed ladies but that's beside the point). There are a couple of parodies of the...
    There's one I like where the video showcases all manner of cool power tools (demonstrated by inappropriately dressed ladies but that's beside the point). There are a couple of parodies of the song ("Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi if you want to look it up, it might be a bit suggestive for...
    There's one I like where the video showcases all manner of cool power tools (demonstrated by inappropriately dressed ladies but that's beside the point). There are a couple of parodies of the song ("Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi if you want to...
    There's one I like where the video showcases all manner of cool power tools (demonstrated by inappropriately dressed ladies but that's beside the point). There are a couple of parodies of the...
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  18. "M"

    "War time farm"

    funny, my hubby said the same. He also spotted a MIG welder being used & he said they weren't invented then.....
    funny, my hubby said the same. He also spotted a MIG welder being used & he said they weren't invented then.....
    funny, my hubby said the same. He also spotted a MIG welder being used & he said they weren't invented then.....
    funny, my hubby said the same. He also spotted a MIG welder being used & he said they weren't invented then.....
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  19. kindredspirit

    Nostalgia.

    It always reminds me of the Drifters hit of 1960 - Save The Last Dance For Me. Ben E King was the vocalist for them in this song (under the name of Benjamin King) but, after having an...
    It always reminds me of the Drifters hit of 1960 - Save The Last Dance For Me. Ben E King was the vocalist for them in this song (under the name of Benjamin King) but, after having an argument with their manager (he was being ripped off) he went solo and started his career as Ben E King. ...
    It always reminds me of the Drifters hit of 1960 - Save The Last Dance For Me. Ben E King was the vocalist for them in this song (under the name of Benjamin King) but, after having an argument with their manager (he was being ripped off) he...
    It always reminds me of the Drifters hit of 1960 - Save The Last Dance For Me. Ben E King was the vocalist for them in this song (under the name of Benjamin King) but, after having an...
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  20. shiney

    What Do You Think Of This?

    cheers FC. Hilarious !! Jenny:loll:
    cheers FC. Hilarious !! Jenny:loll:
    cheers FC. Hilarious !! Jenny:loll:
    cheers FC. Hilarious !! Jenny:loll:
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