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  1. ARMANDII
    Like x 14

    COTTAGES, CASTLES AND NARROW BOATS

    Have you got the hump again A?:huh:
    Have you got the hump again A?:huh:
    Have you got the hump again A?:huh:
    Have you got the hump again A?:huh:
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  2. Phil A
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  3. Spruce

    GM Crops Enquiry

    Was it said that GM crop would feed the world, why is it that the USA crop were not very good this year because of the drought :stirpot:
    Was it said that GM crop would feed the world, why is it that the USA crop were not very good this year because of the drought :stirpot:
    Was it said that GM crop would feed the world, why is it that the USA crop were not very good this year because of the drought :stirpot:
    Was it said that GM crop would feed the world, why is it that the USA crop were not very good this year because of the drought :stirpot:
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  4. Robajobs

    The governments new pensions initiative

    I don't think you'll find either minnows or pikes in the sea. I think they're both fresh water fishes.
    I don't think you'll find either minnows or pikes in the sea. I think they're both fresh water fishes.
    I don't think you'll find either minnows or pikes in the sea. I think they're both fresh water fishes.
    I don't think you'll find either minnows or pikes in the sea. I think they're both fresh water fishes.
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  5. RandyRos

    Help needed identifying old woodworking tools......please!

    Not me Randyros and there's always third time lucky! :)
    Not me Randyros and there's always third time lucky! :)
    Not me Randyros and there's always third time lucky! :)
    Not me Randyros and there's always third time lucky! :)
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  6. Daisies

    And you thought you were safe from floods on a hill?!!

    Actually a look at old maps there was a burn there until recently, you can see the remnants on the OS map further down that leads to the Tyne.
    Actually a look at old maps there was a burn there until recently, you can see the remnants on the OS map further down that leads to the Tyne.
    Actually a look at old maps there was a burn there until recently, you can see the remnants on the OS map further down that leads to the Tyne.
    Actually a look at old maps there was a burn there until recently, you can see the remnants on the OS map further down that leads to the Tyne.
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  7. miraflores

    sheep found under the snow

    Clever doggy and very lucky sheep Looks like they were in an air pocket underneath the snow.
    Clever doggy and very lucky sheep Looks like they were in an air pocket underneath the snow.
    Clever doggy and very lucky sheep Looks like they were in an air pocket underneath the snow.
    Clever doggy and very lucky sheep Looks like they were in an air pocket underneath the snow.
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  8. shiney

    If You Thought That Bob Hope Only Did Comedy!!!!!

    Yes, Merle, that was a good performance by him. That was the live Royal Albert Hall performance that he did. When he gave the intro to the song he spoke about Mr BoJangles and mentioned that he...
    Yes, Merle, that was a good performance by him. That was the live Royal Albert Hall performance that he did. When he gave the intro to the song he spoke about Mr BoJangles and mentioned that he was a drunkard and roustabout - but that he was a brilliant dancer. Jerry Jeff Walker wrote the...
    Yes, Merle, that was a good performance by him. That was the live Royal Albert Hall performance that he did. When he gave the intro to the song he spoke about Mr BoJangles and mentioned that he was a drunkard and roustabout - but that he was a...
    Yes, Merle, that was a good performance by him. That was the live Royal Albert Hall performance that he did. When he gave the intro to the song he spoke about Mr BoJangles and mentioned that he...
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  9. clueless1
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    Facebook experiment

    I might have blown it:doh: I've posted a reply to my mate, in English.
    I might have blown it:doh: I've posted a reply to my mate, in English.
    I might have blown it:doh: I've posted a reply to my mate, in English.
    I might have blown it:doh: I've posted a reply to my mate, in English.
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  10. liliana

    Worlds Greatest Body Shockers

    I'll need to try and get it on catch up and have a look tomorrow or something, but won't tonight - going to head off to bed in a minute, been one hell of a long day and I don't think I am going to...
    I'll need to try and get it on catch up and have a look tomorrow or something, but won't tonight - going to head off to bed in a minute, been one hell of a long day and I don't think I am going to sleep much with Mrs C in hospital (everything just feels a bit 'odd', if you know what I mean?)
    I'll need to try and get it on catch up and have a look tomorrow or something, but won't tonight - going to head off to bed in a minute, been one hell of a long day and I don't think I am going to sleep much with Mrs C in hospital (everything...
    I'll need to try and get it on catch up and have a look tomorrow or something, but won't tonight - going to head off to bed in a minute, been one hell of a long day and I don't think I am going to...
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  11. Webmaster
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    If you have half hour spare

    Its frightening in one respect, yet intriguing in another; I'd imagine that at some point, someone will come up with a way of cleaning up the contamination, even if that is hundreds of years from...
    Its frightening in one respect, yet intriguing in another; I'd imagine that at some point, someone will come up with a way of cleaning up the contamination, even if that is hundreds of years from now. Its sad that our generation has left such a legacy behind, but then with my optimists head...
    Its frightening in one respect, yet intriguing in another; I'd imagine that at some point, someone will come up with a way of cleaning up the contamination, even if that is hundreds of years from now. Its sad that our generation has left such a...
    Its frightening in one respect, yet intriguing in another; I'd imagine that at some point, someone will come up with a way of cleaning up the contamination, even if that is hundreds of years from...
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  12. music
    Like x 3

    I Thought I Had Retired !.

    Enjoy!
    Enjoy!
    Enjoy!
    Enjoy!
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  13. Folly Mon
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    Thanks to GC

    :grphg: a Big Hug Comming Back at Ya!!! For Getting your Job :wub2: Well Done
    :grphg: a Big Hug Comming Back at Ya!!! For Getting your Job :wub2: Well Done
    :grphg: a Big Hug Comming Back at Ya!!! For Getting your Job :wub2: Well Done
    :grphg: a Big Hug Comming Back at Ya!!! For Getting your Job :wub2: Well Done
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  14. clueless1

    Clutter

    Hope you've not thrown out any stainless steel stuff, got over a fiver for a single sink from the scrappy.
    Hope you've not thrown out any stainless steel stuff, got over a fiver for a single sink from the scrappy.
    Hope you've not thrown out any stainless steel stuff, got over a fiver for a single sink from the scrappy.
    Hope you've not thrown out any stainless steel stuff, got over a fiver for a single sink from the scrappy.
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  15. RandyRos

    Your claim to fame?

    Not my one but my grandad's. Like many men of my grandad's age group, mine served a chunk of his youth fighting WW2. He wasn't one of the young kids, by the time the war started he was already...
    Not my one but my grandad's. Like many men of my grandad's age group, mine served a chunk of his youth fighting WW2. He wasn't one of the young kids, by the time the war started he was already in his late 20s/early 30s and so was seen as more confident than some of the young lads. Years and...
    Not my one but my grandad's. Like many men of my grandad's age group, mine served a chunk of his youth fighting WW2. He wasn't one of the young kids, by the time the war started he was already in his late 20s/early 30s and so was seen as more...
    Not my one but my grandad's. Like many men of my grandad's age group, mine served a chunk of his youth fighting WW2. He wasn't one of the young kids, by the time the war started he was already...
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  16. clueless1

    Tefal - for people who can't cook?

    Going back easy 5 years now, the Lidl/Aldi (can't remember which it was) nearest us when we were in Sheffield had a recruitment drive. Back then they were offering £7.50 per hour for shop floor...
    Going back easy 5 years now, the Lidl/Aldi (can't remember which it was) nearest us when we were in Sheffield had a recruitment drive. Back then they were offering £7.50 per hour for shop floor staff, rising to £8.50 per hour for supervisory roles. That's not bad that.
    Going back easy 5 years now, the Lidl/Aldi (can't remember which it was) nearest us when we were in Sheffield had a recruitment drive. Back then they were offering £7.50 per hour for shop floor staff, rising to £8.50 per hour for supervisory...
    Going back easy 5 years now, the Lidl/Aldi (can't remember which it was) nearest us when we were in Sheffield had a recruitment drive. Back then they were offering £7.50 per hour for shop floor...
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  17. EddieJ
    Like x 6

    Todays bargain

    Unless I just leave it as a solid block it will just continue to fall apart. It sadly has ring shake.:sad: I knew that it had a bit of heart crack, but assumed that I could just get over that one. I'm...
    Unless I just leave it as a solid block it will just continue to fall apart. It sadly has ring shake.:sad: I knew that it had a bit of heart crack, but assumed that I could just get over that one. I'm just glad that it happened on the first few cuts, rather than the last.:yikes:
    Unless I just leave it as a solid block it will just continue to fall apart. It sadly has ring shake.:sad: I knew that it had a bit of heart crack, but assumed that I could just get over that one. I'm just glad that it happened on the first few cuts,...
    Unless I just leave it as a solid block it will just continue to fall apart. It sadly has ring shake.:sad: I knew that it had a bit of heart crack, but assumed that I could just get over that one. I'm...
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  18. clueless1

    Redcar's got a new lifeboat

    Cheers Dave:blue thumb: Been a lot of Turnip thefts around here.
    Cheers Dave:blue thumb: Been a lot of Turnip thefts around here.
    Cheers Dave:blue thumb: Been a lot of Turnip thefts around here.
    Cheers Dave:blue thumb: Been a lot of Turnip thefts around here.
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  19. chitting kaz

    3 months left to Christmas

    You've got us
    You've got us
    You've got us
    You've got us
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  20. Jenny namaste
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