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  1. al n
    Like x 5

    Today is last cigarette day

    Mum it is hard & I felt like I went to hell & back during the 1st 48hrs but then it got a bit easier.... I munched on mints & gum & drank allot of tea.. I also managed to sort out all sorts of...
    Mum it is hard & I felt like I went to hell & back during the 1st 48hrs but then it got a bit easier.... I munched on mints & gum & drank allot of tea.. I also managed to sort out all sorts of muddles & cupboards trying to keep busy.. ;) I think that having a goal to aim at too is very important...
    Mum it is hard & I felt like I went to hell & back during the 1st 48hrs but then it got a bit easier.... I munched on mints & gum & drank allot of tea.. I also managed to sort out all sorts of muddles & cupboards trying to keep busy.. ;) I think...
    Mum it is hard & I felt like I went to hell & back during the 1st 48hrs but then it got a bit easier.... I munched on mints & gum & drank allot of tea.. I also managed to sort out all sorts of...
    al n, Sep 9, 2012 ... 4 5 6
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    Marley Farley
    Oct 1, 2012
  2. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Sweetpea....

    Thanks everyone :)
    Thanks everyone :)
    Thanks everyone :)
    Thanks everyone :)
    Lolimac, Sep 28, 2012 ... 2
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    Sweet-pea66
    Oct 1, 2012
  3. merleworld
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    Random acts of kindness to strangers

    DS was fine Jenny, few cuts and bruises but totally mended now :blue thumb: Yes, very much a GOOD SAMARITAN
    DS was fine Jenny, few cuts and bruises but totally mended now :blue thumb: Yes, very much a GOOD SAMARITAN
    DS was fine Jenny, few cuts and bruises but totally mended now :blue thumb: Yes, very much a GOOD SAMARITAN
    DS was fine Jenny, few cuts and bruises but totally mended now :blue thumb: Yes, very much a GOOD SAMARITAN
    merleworld, Sep 20, 2012 ... 2 3
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    Sparra
    Oct 1, 2012
  4. "M"

    Blood boiling! (AS resits + cost)

    :heehee: Thank you, fc :blue thumb:
    :heehee: Thank you, fc :blue thumb:
    :heehee: Thank you, fc :blue thumb:
    :heehee: Thank you, fc :blue thumb:
    "M", Sep 27, 2012 ... 2
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    "M"
    Sep 30, 2012
  5. miraflores

    well done those squirrels

    It is nice to know those milti million pound sub zero seed storage facilities MAY JUST work! Cheers, Tony.
    It is nice to know those milti million pound sub zero seed storage facilities MAY JUST work! Cheers, Tony.
    It is nice to know those milti million pound sub zero seed storage facilities MAY JUST work! Cheers, Tony.
    It is nice to know those milti million pound sub zero seed storage facilities MAY JUST work! Cheers, Tony.
    miraflores, Sep 30, 2012
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    Kleftiwallah
    Sep 30, 2012
  6. miraflores

    a find under the ice

    two perfectly preserved world war I soldiers have been found in North Italy under the ice...
    two perfectly preserved world war I soldiers have been found in North Italy under the ice...
    two perfectly preserved world war I soldiers have been found in North Italy under the ice...
    two perfectly preserved world war I soldiers have been found in North Italy under the ice...
    miraflores, Sep 30, 2012
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    miraflores
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  7. miraflores

    and more floods...in Spain this time

    I wonder if this is another symptom of the jet stream being in the wrong place? And more importantly, I wonder what the chances are that it will be in the 'right' place next year?
    I wonder if this is another symptom of the jet stream being in the wrong place? And more importantly, I wonder what the chances are that it will be in the 'right' place next year?
    I wonder if this is another symptom of the jet stream being in the wrong place? And more importantly, I wonder what the chances are that it will be in the 'right' place next year?
    I wonder if this is another symptom of the jet stream being in the wrong place? And more importantly, I wonder what the chances are that it will be in the 'right' place next year?
    miraflores, Sep 30, 2012
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    Fat Controller
    Sep 30, 2012
  8. liliana

    Labels for jam and chutney.

    Thanks:dbgrtmb:
    Thanks:dbgrtmb:
    Thanks:dbgrtmb:
    Thanks:dbgrtmb:
    liliana, Sep 29, 2012
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    liliana
    Sep 29, 2012
  9. clueless1

    Books from your childhood

    Ladybird books were never like this when I was a kid:
    Ladybird books were never like this when I was a kid:
    Ladybird books were never like this when I was a kid:
    Ladybird books were never like this when I was a kid:
    clueless1, Sep 27, 2012 ... 2
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    Scrungee
    Sep 29, 2012
  10. Tez

    Kaz's laptop gone down

    W4d? 4Wd0 - hell i can't even spell it o.O
    W4d? 4Wd0 - hell i can't even spell it o.O
    W4d? 4Wd0 - hell i can't even spell it o.O
    W4d? 4Wd0 - hell i can't even spell it o.O
    Tez, Sep 28, 2012 ... 2
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    Tez
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  11. Robajobs

    That kid who's ran off with her teacher.

    I was very surprised that they were still in France. We did a bit of a car road trip this summer and after catching the Eurotunnel train in the late morning, we were sitting in a bar in Aachen,...
    I was very surprised that they were still in France. We did a bit of a car road trip this summer and after catching the Eurotunnel train in the late morning, we were sitting in a bar in Aachen, Germany by late afternoon, having crossed four countries in a few hours. Maybe he only speaks French?
    I was very surprised that they were still in France. We did a bit of a car road trip this summer and after catching the Eurotunnel train in the late morning, we were sitting in a bar in Aachen, Germany by late afternoon, having crossed four...
    I was very surprised that they were still in France. We did a bit of a car road trip this summer and after catching the Eurotunnel train in the late morning, we were sitting in a bar in Aachen,...
    Robajobs, Sep 25, 2012 ... 4 5 6
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    Sussexgardener
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  12. miraflores
    Like x 6

    wood chip animals

    No need.:) .
    No need.:) .
    No need.:) .
    No need.:) .
    miraflores, Sep 25, 2012
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    EddieJ
    Sep 28, 2012
  13. Scrungee

    Wickes vouchers about to expire

    I've been waiting to find some reduced bags of compost to get even more for a zero spend.
    I've been waiting to find some reduced bags of compost to get even more for a zero spend.
    I've been waiting to find some reduced bags of compost to get even more for a zero spend.
    I've been waiting to find some reduced bags of compost to get even more for a zero spend.
    Scrungee, Sep 27, 2012
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    Scrungee
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  14. Phil A

    OMG !

    Oh boy, that's not nice to see all those homes and businesses flooded. I'm so glad that around my area we had no floods even though it rained for nearly 4 days none stop.:dunno:
    Oh boy, that's not nice to see all those homes and businesses flooded. I'm so glad that around my area we had no floods even though it rained for nearly 4 days none stop.:dunno:
    Oh boy, that's not nice to see all those homes and businesses flooded. I'm so glad that around my area we had no floods even though it rained for nearly 4 days none stop.:dunno:
    Oh boy, that's not nice to see all those homes and businesses flooded. I'm so glad that around my area we had no floods even though it rained for nearly 4 days none stop.:dunno:
    Phil A, Sep 26, 2012
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    ARMANDII
    Sep 27, 2012
  15. Steve R

    Know anyone who cant use a kettle?

    Apropos of nothing, here is a quote from Benjamin Disraeli "He traces the steam engine all the way back to the tea kettle."
    Apropos of nothing, here is a quote from Benjamin Disraeli "He traces the steam engine all the way back to the tea kettle."
    Apropos of nothing, here is a quote from Benjamin Disraeli "He traces the steam engine all the way back to the tea kettle."
    Apropos of nothing, here is a quote from Benjamin Disraeli "He traces the steam engine all the way back to the tea kettle."
    Steve R, Sep 26, 2012 ... 2
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    shiney
    Sep 27, 2012
  16. shiney
    Like x 9

    Fun With Another Unsolicited Phone Call

    That's a good one Kristen. :blue thumb: I was feeling a bit sorry for myself today as I'm suffering with 'man-flu'. So I thought, when I received phone call today, that I shouldn't be the only one to suffer...
    That's a good one Kristen. :blue thumb: I was feeling a bit sorry for myself today as I'm suffering with 'man-flu'. So I thought, when I received phone call today, that I shouldn't be the only one to suffer :heehee: “Hello” “We have a report that you have a virus on your computer.” “Oh, dear! I wondered...
    That's a good one Kristen. :blue thumb: I was feeling a bit sorry for myself today as I'm suffering with 'man-flu'. So I thought, when I received phone call today, that I shouldn't be the only one to suffer :heehee: “Hello” “We have a report that you have...
    That's a good one Kristen. :blue thumb: I was feeling a bit sorry for myself today as I'm suffering with 'man-flu'. So I thought, when I received phone call today, that I shouldn't be the only one to suffer...
    shiney, Jan 28, 2012 ... 2
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    shiney
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  17. miraflores

    is there not another way...?

    naughty naughty
    naughty naughty
    naughty naughty
    naughty naughty
    miraflores, Sep 27, 2012
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    miraflores
    Sep 27, 2012
  18. clueless1

    How to effectively tell someone off?

    Daisees, I have gone on line-and pulled up the current T&C of Employment and things have definitely changed since I was in the workplace! :hate-shocked: Can't say I think the changes are all for the better ......
    Daisees, I have gone on line-and pulled up the current T&C of Employment and things have definitely changed since I was in the workplace! :hate-shocked: Can't say I think the changes are all for the better ......
    Daisees, I have gone on line-and pulled up the current T&C of Employment and things have definitely changed since I was in the workplace! :hate-shocked: Can't say I think the changes are all for the better ......
    Daisees, I have gone on line-and pulled up the current T&C of Employment and things have definitely changed since I was in the workplace! :hate-shocked: Can't say I think the changes are all for the better ......
    clueless1, Sep 25, 2012 ... 2 3
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    Victoria
    Sep 27, 2012
  19. miraflores

    Dryocampa rubicunda

    Wow - That's beautiful :-)
    Wow - That's beautiful :-)
    Wow - That's beautiful :-)
    Wow - That's beautiful :-)
    miraflores, Sep 25, 2012
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    Sue.
    Sep 27, 2012
  20. chitting kaz

    car park prang

    I've got in the habit of using my phone to take a pic of cars either side of mine when I park after similar things happening. It's infuriating!
    I've got in the habit of using my phone to take a pic of cars either side of mine when I park after similar things happening. It's infuriating!
    I've got in the habit of using my phone to take a pic of cars either side of mine when I park after similar things happening. It's infuriating!
    I've got in the habit of using my phone to take a pic of cars either side of mine when I park after similar things happening. It's infuriating!
    chitting kaz, Aug 1, 2012 ... 2 3
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    Loofah
    Sep 27, 2012
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