Off-Topic Discussion

All Discussions About Other Topics: World Events, DIY etc. **Jokes and other funnies to be put in The Muppet Show Forum, please**

  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
    Discussions:
    2,188
    Messages:
    107,751
    Latest: A Joke Or Two 2025 ChrisIB, Dec 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
    Discussions:
    32
    Messages:
    254
    Latest: Ask daitheplant Mike Allen, Jul 19, 2020
Sort By:
Title
Replies Views
Last Message ↓
  1. Phil A

    R.I.P. Andy Williams

    It was the Cookie Bear I remembered the most from when I was a ziglet. Didn't apreciate the music till I was older. I've got square now:doh:
    It was the Cookie Bear I remembered the most from when I was a ziglet. Didn't apreciate the music till I was older. I've got square now:doh:
    It was the Cookie Bear I remembered the most from when I was a ziglet. Didn't apreciate the music till I was older. I've got square now:doh:
    It was the Cookie Bear I remembered the most from when I was a ziglet. Didn't apreciate the music till I was older. I've got square now:doh:
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    810
  2. clueless1

    Lucky escape

    Jeeeeeesssssuuusss!! That is one VERY, VERY lucky dood!
    Jeeeeeesssssuuusss!! That is one VERY, VERY lucky dood!
    Jeeeeeesssssuuusss!! That is one VERY, VERY lucky dood!
    Jeeeeeesssssuuusss!! That is one VERY, VERY lucky dood!
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    493
  3. Evil Len

    Blatant charity plug ... (I'm fundraising for Childline)

    Oh ... my ... word ! You brave woman ! I'm bald too, but not through choice !!!! Mind you, I bet yours grew back through ... :patpat:
    Oh ... my ... word ! You brave woman ! I'm bald too, but not through choice !!!! Mind you, I bet yours grew back through ... :patpat:
    Oh ... my ... word ! You brave woman ! I'm bald too, but not through choice !!!! Mind you, I bet yours grew back through ... :patpat:
    Oh ... my ... word ! You brave woman ! I'm bald too, but not through choice !!!! Mind you, I bet yours grew back through ... :patpat:
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    961
  4. miraflores

    what kind of horse are you?

    I'm honoured Spruce:ccheers: though i fully expected to be a cart 'oss the lugging about of stuff i do:heehee: Aw i love those little New forest Ponies:wub2:
    I'm honoured Spruce:ccheers: though i fully expected to be a cart 'oss the lugging about of stuff i do:heehee: Aw i love those little New forest Ponies:wub2:
    I'm honoured Spruce:ccheers: though i fully expected to be a cart 'oss the lugging about of stuff i do:heehee: Aw i love those little New forest Ponies:wub2:
    I'm honoured Spruce:ccheers: though i fully expected to be a cart 'oss the lugging about of stuff i do:heehee: Aw i love those little New forest Ponies:wub2:
    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    2,790
  5. HYDROGEN86
    Like x 4

    How to catch a kangaroo

    Wasn't a very big Kangeroo but hillarious nontheless!
    Wasn't a very big Kangeroo but hillarious nontheless!
    Wasn't a very big Kangeroo but hillarious nontheless!
    Wasn't a very big Kangeroo but hillarious nontheless!
    Replies:
    5
    Views:
    865
  6. merleworld

    Redundancy :o(

    The external agency that does it is one with which I am very familiar, having worked on large projects partnering with them. They are notoriously bureaucratic. If anyone points out to them that...
    The external agency that does it is one with which I am very familiar, having worked on large projects partnering with them. They are notoriously bureaucratic. If anyone points out to them that you've been waiting ages, depending on who asks, they will either not respond at all, or will respond...
    The external agency that does it is one with which I am very familiar, having worked on large projects partnering with them. They are notoriously bureaucratic. If anyone points out to them that you've been waiting ages, depending on who asks,...
    The external agency that does it is one with which I am very familiar, having worked on large projects partnering with them. They are notoriously bureaucratic. If anyone points out to them that...
    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    9,955
  7. Robajobs

    Seasonal affective disorder

    I can't say I get S.A.D sometimes when I can't get out at the weekend i get grouchy. The one thing I do like during the dark months is turning everything off except a lamp and reading a good book...
    I can't say I get S.A.D sometimes when I can't get out at the weekend i get grouchy. The one thing I do like during the dark months is turning everything off except a lamp and reading a good book whilst listening to the wind and rain outside.Rusty
    I can't say I get S.A.D sometimes when I can't get out at the weekend i get grouchy. The one thing I do like during the dark months is turning everything off except a lamp and reading a good book whilst listening to the wind and rain outside.Rusty
    I can't say I get S.A.D sometimes when I can't get out at the weekend i get grouchy. The one thing I do like during the dark months is turning everything off except a lamp and reading a good book...
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    1,785
  8. miraflores
    Like x 4

    a sea of tulips

    I don't think you will ever see a garden picture from me...sorry to disappoint you
    I don't think you will ever see a garden picture from me...sorry to disappoint you
    I don't think you will ever see a garden picture from me...sorry to disappoint you
    I don't think you will ever see a garden picture from me...sorry to disappoint you
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    500
  9. Jazmine

    Panic Attacks

    Thank you jazmine,i will now go back and see if i can get a echograph,the phone call i got form my doctor( after the heart murmur find) saying i would have to have a chest xray first before they...
    Thank you jazmine,i will now go back and see if i can get a echograph,the phone call i got form my doctor( after the heart murmur find) saying i would have to have a chest xray first before they would consider an echoscan, led me to beleive if the xray was ok that it wouldnt be persued. He got...
    Thank you jazmine,i will now go back and see if i can get a echograph,the phone call i got form my doctor( after the heart murmur find) saying i would have to have a chest xray first before they would consider an echoscan, led me to beleive if...
    Thank you jazmine,i will now go back and see if i can get a echograph,the phone call i got form my doctor( after the heart murmur find) saying i would have to have a chest xray first before they...
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    1,016
  10. Fat Controller

    Any heating guru's in?

    Thanks al - I'll look into them :)
    Thanks al - I'll look into them :)
    Thanks al - I'll look into them :)
    Thanks al - I'll look into them :)
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    1,492
  11. Phil A

    Woman Killed at Kew

    So tragic, I was only there last Monday!
    So tragic, I was only there last Monday!
    So tragic, I was only there last Monday!
    So tragic, I was only there last Monday!
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    793
  12. Phil A
    Like x 8

    Won The Premium Bonds

    No!!! Premium Bonds! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    No!!! Premium Bonds! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    No!!! Premium Bonds! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    No!!! Premium Bonds! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Replies:
    30
    Views:
    2,414
  13. Victoria

    A Very Sad Day in Algarve

    Sad Sad News Glad No one was injured
    Sad Sad News Glad No one was injured
    Sad Sad News Glad No one was injured
    Sad Sad News Glad No one was injured
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    1,127
  14. Scotkat
    Like x 4

    Been Hillwalking in Braemar today

    Sounds wonderful Kat. Sadly it can get a bit cold on top. Did it snow?
    Sounds wonderful Kat. Sadly it can get a bit cold on top. Did it snow?
    Sounds wonderful Kat. Sadly it can get a bit cold on top. Did it snow?
    Sounds wonderful Kat. Sadly it can get a bit cold on top. Did it snow?
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    1,185
  15. Val..
    Like x 10

    Fun idea for the winter!!

    Now if we could get hold of those fake Alien embryos that were popular a few years back, put those in the middle with some luminous dye, we could have a bit of fun:snork:
    Now if we could get hold of those fake Alien embryos that were popular a few years back, put those in the middle with some luminous dye, we could have a bit of fun:snork:
    Now if we could get hold of those fake Alien embryos that were popular a few years back, put those in the middle with some luminous dye, we could have a bit of fun:snork:
    Now if we could get hold of those fake Alien embryos that were popular a few years back, put those in the middle with some luminous dye, we could have a bit of fun:snork:
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    590
  16. "M"

    I LOVE IT!!!

    Lets get going then:hapydancsmil: I'll be round to cut the grass later.
    Lets get going then:hapydancsmil: I'll be round to cut the grass later.
    Lets get going then:hapydancsmil: I'll be round to cut the grass later.
    Lets get going then:hapydancsmil: I'll be round to cut the grass later.
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    864
  17. miraflores

    amager strand - denmark

    I was just picturing Chris Tarrant saying "Miraflores, tonight, for one million pounds, what is Denmark made of?:snork:
    I was just picturing Chris Tarrant saying "Miraflores, tonight, for one million pounds, what is Denmark made of?:snork:
    I was just picturing Chris Tarrant saying "Miraflores, tonight, for one million pounds, what is Denmark made of?:snork:
    I was just picturing Chris Tarrant saying "Miraflores, tonight, for one million pounds, what is Denmark made of?:snork:
    Replies:
    5
    Views:
    3,453
  18. sal73

    New Zeland

    I know the feeling...:)
    I know the feeling...:)
    I know the feeling...:)
    I know the feeling...:)
    Replies:
    17
    Views:
    1,105
  19. miraflores

    if you want to learn Italian

    That is in fact an excellent way to learn a language, by listening to somebody during a telephone conversation.
    That is in fact an excellent way to learn a language, by listening to somebody during a telephone conversation.
    That is in fact an excellent way to learn a language, by listening to somebody during a telephone conversation.
    That is in fact an excellent way to learn a language, by listening to somebody during a telephone conversation.
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    876
  20. miraflores

    bath mat

    Eric, my pet Woodlouse, would love that:dbgrtmb:
    Eric, my pet Woodlouse, would love that:dbgrtmb:
    Eric, my pet Woodlouse, would love that:dbgrtmb:
    Eric, my pet Woodlouse, would love that:dbgrtmb:
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    613

Thread Display Options

Loading...
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice