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  1. RandyRos

    public tranport? what a joke!

    thanks. He's just come back from his 2nd day cycling and has decided that the sweating is good because his spots are clearing up :heehee:
    thanks. He's just come back from his 2nd day cycling and has decided that the sweating is good because his spots are clearing up :heehee:
    thanks. He's just come back from his 2nd day cycling and has decided that the sweating is good because his spots are clearing up :heehee:
    thanks. He's just come back from his 2nd day cycling and has decided that the sweating is good because his spots are clearing up :heehee:
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  2. clueless1

    Has anyone missed me? :)

    Almost certainly, and apparently the superhubs are really bad at it!
    Almost certainly, and apparently the superhubs are really bad at it!
    Almost certainly, and apparently the superhubs are really bad at it!
    Almost certainly, and apparently the superhubs are really bad at it!
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  3. miraflores

    thank you shiney

    You're very welcome, miraflores :dbgrtmb: I'll pass the good news on to Mrs Shiney who is the one that propagates all the plants. :)
    You're very welcome, miraflores :dbgrtmb: I'll pass the good news on to Mrs Shiney who is the one that propagates all the plants. :)
    You're very welcome, miraflores :dbgrtmb: I'll pass the good news on to Mrs Shiney who is the one that propagates all the plants. :)
    You're very welcome, miraflores :dbgrtmb: I'll pass the good news on to Mrs Shiney who is the one that propagates all the plants. :)
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  4. Kandy

    Combination Forgotten

    Many thanks everyone for your input:blue thumb: Mr Kandy tells me that the other night he managed to get tow of the digits working from right to left but was running out of time and then when I asked him...
    Many thanks everyone for your input:blue thumb: Mr Kandy tells me that the other night he managed to get tow of the digits working from right to left but was running out of time and then when I asked him what the numbers were he said he had forgotten them again:nonofinger: :biggrin: The bikes are Dahons{folding bikes}and...
    Many thanks everyone for your input:blue thumb: Mr Kandy tells me that the other night he managed to get tow of the digits working from right to left but was running out of time and then when I asked him what the numbers were he said he had forgotten them...
    Many thanks everyone for your input:blue thumb: Mr Kandy tells me that the other night he managed to get tow of the digits working from right to left but was running out of time and then when I asked him...
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  5. Folly Mon

    My Mate is in BIG BROTHER

    Cool!!! I like his chain :dancy:
    Cool!!! I like his chain :dancy:
    Cool!!! I like his chain :dancy:
    Cool!!! I like his chain :dancy:
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  6. Folly Mon

    Happy Birthday Eddy j

    Eddie, can you please save my birthday wishes until your real birthday? I'm a stingy old git as well as a grumpy one! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Eddie, can you please save my birthday wishes until your real birthday? I'm a stingy old git as well as a grumpy one! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Eddie, can you please save my birthday wishes until your real birthday? I'm a stingy old git as well as a grumpy one! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Eddie, can you please save my birthday wishes until your real birthday? I'm a stingy old git as well as a grumpy one! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  7. Phil A
    Like x 11

    Folly Mon

    Hi Nick Don't forget to get the contract for Ice Cream at Shineyland for next years GC Members get together - it'll pay for your trip.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Nick Don't forget to get the contract for Ice Cream at Shineyland for next years GC Members get together - it'll pay for your trip.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Nick Don't forget to get the contract for Ice Cream at Shineyland for next years GC Members get together - it'll pay for your trip.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Nick Don't forget to get the contract for Ice Cream at Shineyland for next years GC Members get together - it'll pay for your trip.:dbgrtmb:
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  8. HYDROGEN86
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    Child killer eligible for parole

    Enough's enough, folks. This thread has run its course and is now closed. Don't want any of you getting warnings or stuff! ;)
    Enough's enough, folks. This thread has run its course and is now closed. Don't want any of you getting warnings or stuff! ;)
    Enough's enough, folks. This thread has run its course and is now closed. Don't want any of you getting warnings or stuff! ;)
    Enough's enough, folks. This thread has run its course and is now closed. Don't want any of you getting warnings or stuff! ;)
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  9. al n
    Like x 4

    Got to come Clean..........

    Well, having missed most of it, I've just read through it. Now, THAT was funny. You devil you:heehee:
    Well, having missed most of it, I've just read through it. Now, THAT was funny. You devil you:heehee:
    Well, having missed most of it, I've just read through it. Now, THAT was funny. You devil you:heehee:
    Well, having missed most of it, I've just read through it. Now, THAT was funny. You devil you:heehee:
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  10. roders

    You can't buy this any more......Fairy Household Soap.

    Our cheap shop does Imperial Leather @ 4 for a £
    Our cheap shop does Imperial Leather @ 4 for a £
    Our cheap shop does Imperial Leather @ 4 for a £
    Our cheap shop does Imperial Leather @ 4 for a £
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  11. Jenny namaste

    The best of Men - Paralympic Games 2012

    Paralympics I much prefer to the standard games, a lot of these people faced great odds to reach where they are.The standard games I had no interest In
    Paralympics I much prefer to the standard games, a lot of these people faced great odds to reach where they are.The standard games I had no interest In
    Paralympics I much prefer to the standard games, a lot of these people faced great odds to reach where they are.The standard games I had no interest In
    Paralympics I much prefer to the standard games, a lot of these people faced great odds to reach where they are.The standard games I had no interest In
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  12. Sheal
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    Classic/Vintage Bikes

    I've spoken to my brother about the bikes in picture five. At a guess, he says they are Motobecanes and probably French. But he's going to look through he's books and files to confirm that. :)
    I've spoken to my brother about the bikes in picture five. At a guess, he says they are Motobecanes and probably French. But he's going to look through he's books and files to confirm that. :)
    I've spoken to my brother about the bikes in picture five. At a guess, he says they are Motobecanes and probably French. But he's going to look through he's books and files to confirm that. :)
    I've spoken to my brother about the bikes in picture five. At a guess, he says they are Motobecanes and probably French. But he's going to look through he's books and files to confirm that. :)
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  13. catztail
    Like x 10

    kitty litter cake

    Lmao!! Thats sooooo wrong but if it raised money for charity count me :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :hapydancsmil:
    Lmao!! Thats sooooo wrong but if it raised money for charity count me :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :hapydancsmil:
    Lmao!! Thats sooooo wrong but if it raised money for charity count me :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :hapydancsmil:
    Lmao!! Thats sooooo wrong but if it raised money for charity count me :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :hapydancsmil:
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  14. Freddy

    Hal David

    Don't forget this one as well :thumbsup:
    Don't forget this one as well :thumbsup:
    Don't forget this one as well :thumbsup:
    Don't forget this one as well :thumbsup:
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  15. capney

    Rip Off

    My husband and I bought our car when we lived in Eire, Its an OPEL Astra TDI 1.7 estate,if that means anything to you all. It was a 1999 ,when we came back to UK we had it registered :dunno: and its now...
    My husband and I bought our car when we lived in Eire, Its an OPEL Astra TDI 1.7 estate,if that means anything to you all. It was a 1999 ,when we came back to UK we had it registered :dunno: and its now a T, it has got 95,550 on the "clock" currently,When we went abroad for the winter we would...
    My husband and I bought our car when we lived in Eire, Its an OPEL Astra TDI 1.7 estate,if that means anything to you all. It was a 1999 ,when we came back to UK we had it registered :dunno: and its now a T, it has got 95,550 on the "clock"...
    My husband and I bought our car when we lived in Eire, Its an OPEL Astra TDI 1.7 estate,if that means anything to you all. It was a 1999 ,when we came back to UK we had it registered :dunno: and its now...
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  16. joolz68

    Any Bob dylan fans fancy a bid??

    Salford's very own Dylan :cool:
    Salford's very own Dylan :cool:
    Salford's very own Dylan :cool:
    Salford's very own Dylan :cool:
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  17. miraflores

    how are hot dog made?

    I don't like hot dogs. gimme a REAL sausage any day! :dbgrtmb:
    I don't like hot dogs. gimme a REAL sausage any day! :dbgrtmb:
    I don't like hot dogs. gimme a REAL sausage any day! :dbgrtmb:
    I don't like hot dogs. gimme a REAL sausage any day! :dbgrtmb:
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  18. Phil A
    Like x 12

    Melinda

    So, where's our Melinda?
    So, where's our Melinda?
    So, where's our Melinda?
    So, where's our Melinda?
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  19. Phil Burrows

    Warming a Conservatory

    That looks nice Merle and saves the hassle of installation.
    That looks nice Merle and saves the hassle of installation.
    That looks nice Merle and saves the hassle of installation.
    That looks nice Merle and saves the hassle of installation.
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  20. miraflores

    taxes on petrol price

    No, because it was used in this country. The same as not being able to claim back the VAT on the meals they ate in restaurants.
    No, because it was used in this country. The same as not being able to claim back the VAT on the meals they ate in restaurants.
    No, because it was used in this country. The same as not being able to claim back the VAT on the meals they ate in restaurants.
    No, because it was used in this country. The same as not being able to claim back the VAT on the meals they ate in restaurants.
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