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  1. Marley Farley

    Alpha Trace..

    At first glance it seems pretty good. It's obviously good for marking property but it doesn't stop your things being stolen and the majority of stolen items are never found. It doesn't seem...
    At first glance it seems pretty good. It's obviously good for marking property but it doesn't stop your things being stolen and the majority of stolen items are never found. It doesn't seem expensive so may be of some use.
    At first glance it seems pretty good. It's obviously good for marking property but it doesn't stop your things being stolen and the majority of stolen items are never found. It doesn't seem expensive so may be of some use.
    At first glance it seems pretty good. It's obviously good for marking property but it doesn't stop your things being stolen and the majority of stolen items are never found. It doesn't seem...
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  2. miraflores

    what happened to Claralou?

    What's a Euro???:snork:
    What's a Euro???:snork:
    What's a Euro???:snork:
    What's a Euro???:snork:
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  3. Val..

    RIP Max Bygraves

    You find jedward offensive :scratch: Moyra I cut and pasted a very lame joke on cards from another site and you find this offensive. And you think this action is really spoiling a lovely community ?
    You find jedward offensive :scratch: Moyra I cut and pasted a very lame joke on cards from another site and you find this offensive. And you think this action is really spoiling a lovely community ?
    You find jedward offensive :scratch: Moyra I cut and pasted a very lame joke on cards from another site and you find this offensive. And you think this action is really spoiling a lovely community ?
    You find jedward offensive :scratch: Moyra I cut and pasted a very lame joke on cards from another site and you find this offensive. And you think this action is really spoiling a lovely community ?
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  4. miraflores

    announcement for the squatters

    And the one before that, and the one before that etc.
    And the one before that, and the one before that etc.
    And the one before that, and the one before that etc.
    And the one before that, and the one before that etc.
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  5. ARMANDII

    SMALL BREAK....LARGE BILL

    Just as a note to the thread about my Reading pair of glass, {again glass Zeiss Lenses}, which broke yesterday while I was in the Kitchen. They just parted in the centre of the bridge without...
    Just as a note to the thread about my Reading pair of glass, {again glass Zeiss Lenses}, which broke yesterday while I was in the Kitchen. They just parted in the centre of the bridge without provocation...........I can't say what I said.:gaah: However, last night I spent some time with various...
    Just as a note to the thread about my Reading pair of glass, {again glass Zeiss Lenses}, which broke yesterday while I was in the Kitchen. They just parted in the centre of the bridge without provocation...........I can't say what I said.:gaah: ...
    Just as a note to the thread about my Reading pair of glass, {again glass Zeiss Lenses}, which broke yesterday while I was in the Kitchen. They just parted in the centre of the bridge without...
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  6. Fat Controller

    Lets guess the winter weather

    Yeah, it's an 'age' thing, like the Electricity Board, the Gas Board and when sticking a first class stamp on something meant it got there next day!
    Yeah, it's an 'age' thing, like the Electricity Board, the Gas Board and when sticking a first class stamp on something meant it got there next day!
    Yeah, it's an 'age' thing, like the Electricity Board, the Gas Board and when sticking a first class stamp on something meant it got there next day!
    Yeah, it's an 'age' thing, like the Electricity Board, the Gas Board and when sticking a first class stamp on something meant it got there next day!
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  7. miraflores

    hurricane Isaac damages

    and we keep complain about the bad summer
    and we keep complain about the bad summer
    and we keep complain about the bad summer
    and we keep complain about the bad summer
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  8. music

    Is There Any Good News ?

    You'll have no risk of heat exhaustion or wild fires on the heathland.:) Just call me Pollyanna.:snork:
    You'll have no risk of heat exhaustion or wild fires on the heathland.:) Just call me Pollyanna.:snork:
    You'll have no risk of heat exhaustion or wild fires on the heathland.:) Just call me Pollyanna.:snork:
    You'll have no risk of heat exhaustion or wild fires on the heathland.:) Just call me Pollyanna.:snork:
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  9. Phil Burrows

    What are you watching?

    Hairy bikers Mississippi, before that, valentine Warner, before that Rachael Warner, before that rick stein.... can you guess the theme of programmes I watch? :snork:
    Hairy bikers Mississippi, before that, valentine Warner, before that Rachael Warner, before that rick stein.... can you guess the theme of programmes I watch? :snork:
    Hairy bikers Mississippi, before that, valentine Warner, before that Rachael Warner, before that rick stein.... can you guess the theme of programmes I watch? :snork:
    Hairy bikers Mississippi, before that, valentine Warner, before that Rachael Warner, before that rick stein.... can you guess the theme of programmes I watch? :snork:
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  10. shiney
    Like x 4

    They Say That If You can Do This You don't Have Altzheimers

    Piece of cake! So what was I going to do now! :scratch:
    Piece of cake! So what was I going to do now! :scratch:
    Piece of cake! So what was I going to do now! :scratch:
    Piece of cake! So what was I going to do now! :scratch:
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  11. "M"

    So, cheesecake is off the menu then!

    Grandkids would not touch Mayonaise, But loved the White Sauce they put on the chips in Italy (Europe) :-) Jack McH
    Grandkids would not touch Mayonaise, But loved the White Sauce they put on the chips in Italy (Europe) :-) Jack McH
    Grandkids would not touch Mayonaise, But loved the White Sauce they put on the chips in Italy (Europe) :-) Jack McH
    Grandkids would not touch Mayonaise, But loved the White Sauce they put on the chips in Italy (Europe) :-) Jack McH
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  12. miraflores

    success for Czech medical team

    :wow: That is phenomenal!
    :wow: That is phenomenal!
    :wow: That is phenomenal!
    :wow: That is phenomenal!
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  13. Jungle Jane

    Neighbour Dilemma

    Geez no, if thats how you think he could be...dont take that picture!!:blue thumb:
    Geez no, if thats how you think he could be...dont take that picture!!:blue thumb:
    Geez no, if thats how you think he could be...dont take that picture!!:blue thumb:
    Geez no, if thats how you think he could be...dont take that picture!!:blue thumb:
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  14. miraflores

    paralympics

    Yes very admirable no doubt about that, but I kind of don't understand how this event works :dunno: Will they all be tested for performance enhancing drugs? one assumes not, but if not, then are we not...
    Yes very admirable no doubt about that, but I kind of don't understand how this event works :dunno: Will they all be tested for performance enhancing drugs? one assumes not, but if not, then are we not meant to take it too seriously?? :scratch:
    Yes very admirable no doubt about that, but I kind of don't understand how this event works :dunno: Will they all be tested for performance enhancing drugs? one assumes not, but if not, then are we not meant to take it too seriously?? :scratch:
    Yes very admirable no doubt about that, but I kind of don't understand how this event works :dunno: Will they all be tested for performance enhancing drugs? one assumes not, but if not, then are we not...
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  15. miraflores

    beauty/health and herbs

    All of 'em. Eating as I do, a healthy diet, I've never seen, or felt the need to start 'supplementing' it by taking extra this, that or the other and since I seldom slather my skin in potions...
    All of 'em. Eating as I do, a healthy diet, I've never seen, or felt the need to start 'supplementing' it by taking extra this, that or the other and since I seldom slather my skin in potions and lotions filled with artificial whatevers, it doesn't need 'stuff' rubbed into or onto it to get...
    All of 'em. Eating as I do, a healthy diet, I've never seen, or felt the need to start 'supplementing' it by taking extra this, that or the other and since I seldom slather my skin in potions and lotions filled with artificial whatevers, it...
    All of 'em. Eating as I do, a healthy diet, I've never seen, or felt the need to start 'supplementing' it by taking extra this, that or the other and since I seldom slather my skin in potions...
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  16. Marley Farley

    GIVE AFGHANISTAN HERO HIS BENEFITS BACK CAMERON

    Thanks everyone tell your friends to sign too as I think it is disgusting that returning forces do not get proper support after being wounded on active service..!!!!
    Thanks everyone tell your friends to sign too as I think it is disgusting that returning forces do not get proper support after being wounded on active service..!!!!
    Thanks everyone tell your friends to sign too as I think it is disgusting that returning forces do not get proper support after being wounded on active service..!!!!
    Thanks everyone tell your friends to sign too as I think it is disgusting that returning forces do not get proper support after being wounded on active service..!!!!
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  17. shiney

    How To Easily Separate The Yolk Of An Egg.

    I'll have to ask my grandmother!
    I'll have to ask my grandmother!
    I'll have to ask my grandmother!
    I'll have to ask my grandmother!
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  18. Phil A

    Ere, Lollimac

    I say Zigs sad news tonight....there is a comunity of folk who live on Sprun point (lifeboat crew and families) and today they've had to move off:frown:....corosion etc....they must be gutted...now...
    I say Zigs sad news tonight....there is a comunity of folk who live on Sprun point (lifeboat crew and families) and today they've had to move off:frown:....corosion etc....they must be gutted...now having to start living the 'regular' way....they must have had a wonderfull time out there on the...
    I say Zigs sad news tonight....there is a comunity of folk who live on Sprun point (lifeboat crew and families) and today they've had to move off:frown:....corosion etc....they must be gutted...now having to start living the 'regular' way....they must...
    I say Zigs sad news tonight....there is a comunity of folk who live on Sprun point (lifeboat crew and families) and today they've had to move off:frown:....corosion etc....they must be gutted...now...
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  19. Lolimac
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  20. kyleleonard
    Like x 4

    FAO Ziggster

    My girlfriend goes to Bath uni, so came down for two weeks. Visited Weston-super-Mare, too! I liked the £2 book shop round the corner from the park, bought a nice gardening book.
    My girlfriend goes to Bath uni, so came down for two weeks. Visited Weston-super-Mare, too! I liked the £2 book shop round the corner from the park, bought a nice gardening book.
    My girlfriend goes to Bath uni, so came down for two weeks. Visited Weston-super-Mare, too! I liked the £2 book shop round the corner from the park, bought a nice gardening book.
    My girlfriend goes to Bath uni, so came down for two weeks. Visited Weston-super-Mare, too! I liked the £2 book shop round the corner from the park, bought a nice gardening book.
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