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  1. Lolimac

    Oi Pete....

    If it happens again (which we are working on to make sure it doesn't) Then come here for the time being Freddy, So it was you with the Vicars Daughter all along, I should have known.
    If it happens again (which we are working on to make sure it doesn't) Then come here for the time being Freddy, So it was you with the Vicars Daughter all along, I should have known.
    If it happens again (which we are working on to make sure it doesn't) Then come here for the time being Freddy, So it was you with the Vicars Daughter all along, I should have known.
    If it happens again (which we are working on to make sure it doesn't) Then come here for the time being Freddy, So it was you with the Vicars Daughter all along, I should have known.
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  2. clueless1

    Lion loose in Essex

    Wouldn't that make it into a Leopard?
    Wouldn't that make it into a Leopard?
    Wouldn't that make it into a Leopard?
    Wouldn't that make it into a Leopard?
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  3. miraflores

    no electricity

    Don't feed the Peasants?:dunno:
    Don't feed the Peasants?:dunno:
    Don't feed the Peasants?:dunno:
    Don't feed the Peasants?:dunno:
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  4. music

    Has Anyone Tasted ?.

    I also prefer my nanas with a touch of green on them. I did have some very nice small bananas many years ago in Spain which were very nice . I thought they were called plantains , but I dont think...
    I also prefer my nanas with a touch of green on them. I did have some very nice small bananas many years ago in Spain which were very nice . I thought they were called plantains , but I dont think that is correct now , maybe they were M. cavendish :scratch:
    I also prefer my nanas with a touch of green on them. I did have some very nice small bananas many years ago in Spain which were very nice . I thought they were called plantains , but I dont think that is correct now , maybe they were M. cavendish :scratch:
    I also prefer my nanas with a touch of green on them. I did have some very nice small bananas many years ago in Spain which were very nice . I thought they were called plantains , but I dont think...
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  5. Fat Controller

    RIP Mr Neil Armstrong

    Love it roders ... xx
    Love it roders ... xx
    Love it roders ... xx
    Love it roders ... xx
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  6. Phil A
    Like x 8

    Gardeners Corner Downtime

    Oh yes, cool wind in our hair..... Cold smell of Bacardi, rising up on the air :snork:
    Oh yes, cool wind in our hair..... Cold smell of Bacardi, rising up on the air :snork:
    Oh yes, cool wind in our hair..... Cold smell of Bacardi, rising up on the air :snork:
    Oh yes, cool wind in our hair..... Cold smell of Bacardi, rising up on the air :snork:
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  7. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Gogs....

    Gogs.. Sorry I am late but not been into GC for a couple of days.... Today as well.! :wub2:
    Gogs.. Sorry I am late but not been into GC for a couple of days.... Today as well.! :wub2:
    Gogs.. Sorry I am late but not been into GC for a couple of days.... Today as well.! :wub2:
    Gogs.. Sorry I am late but not been into GC for a couple of days.... Today as well.! :wub2:
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  8. shiney
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    Well Done Mrs Shiney

    Hi Fidgetsmum, you're right :dbgrtmb: - good memory :love30: She won prizes in 16 categories last year and won a Banksian Medal and the cup for the highest overall score. A winner is not allowed to win that...
    Hi Fidgetsmum, you're right :dbgrtmb: - good memory :love30: She won prizes in 16 categories last year and won a Banksian Medal and the cup for the highest overall score. A winner is not allowed to win that same cup for another four years. She puts a lot of effort into preparing her entries and there's lots...
    Hi Fidgetsmum, you're right :dbgrtmb: - good memory :love30: She won prizes in 16 categories last year and won a Banksian Medal and the cup for the highest overall score. A winner is not allowed to win that same cup for another four years. She puts a lot of...
    Hi Fidgetsmum, you're right :dbgrtmb: - good memory :love30: She won prizes in 16 categories last year and won a Banksian Medal and the cup for the highest overall score. A winner is not allowed to win that...
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  9. HarryS
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    OK Who has got it ?

    What no fast cars (like George Best :)) Anyway I was going to suggest looking in your dog’s kennel? It’ll be safe and sound if you gave it to him to look after …
    What no fast cars (like George Best :)) Anyway I was going to suggest looking in your dog’s kennel? It’ll be safe and sound if you gave it to him to look after …
    What no fast cars (like George Best :)) Anyway I was going to suggest looking in your dog’s kennel? It’ll be safe and sound if you gave it to him to look after …
    What no fast cars (like George Best :)) Anyway I was going to suggest looking in your dog’s kennel? It’ll be safe and sound if you gave it to him to look after …
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  10. Val..

    What is it about Sundays????

    I hope that things improve for you but I think you've got a bit of heavy rain coming today :sad:. When we were kids we used to go out in rain tents. These were pyramid shaped plastic capes that...
    I hope that things improve for you but I think you've got a bit of heavy rain coming today :sad:. When we were kids we used to go out in rain tents. These were pyramid shaped plastic capes that went over our heads and down to mid-calf. The top 12" was transparent so we could see all around us. ...
    I hope that things improve for you but I think you've got a bit of heavy rain coming today :sad:. When we were kids we used to go out in rain tents. These were pyramid shaped plastic capes that went over our heads and down to mid-calf. The top...
    I hope that things improve for you but I think you've got a bit of heavy rain coming today :sad:. When we were kids we used to go out in rain tents. These were pyramid shaped plastic capes that...
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  11. EddieJ
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    Oh deer!

    I should think there would be a lot of sales for a group of reindeer in the run up to Christmas. As long as one had a red nose.:dbgrtmb: :)
    I should think there would be a lot of sales for a group of reindeer in the run up to Christmas. As long as one had a red nose.:dbgrtmb: :)
    I should think there would be a lot of sales for a group of reindeer in the run up to Christmas. As long as one had a red nose.:dbgrtmb: :)
    I should think there would be a lot of sales for a group of reindeer in the run up to Christmas. As long as one had a red nose.:dbgrtmb: :)
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  12. music

    How Many ?.

    We have had about 20 , ate inside for most though . Remember the saying - make sausages while the sun shines :biggrin:
    We have had about 20 , ate inside for most though . Remember the saying - make sausages while the sun shines :biggrin:
    We have had about 20 , ate inside for most though . Remember the saying - make sausages while the sun shines :biggrin:
    We have had about 20 , ate inside for most though . Remember the saying - make sausages while the sun shines :biggrin:
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  13. clueless1

    Public transport farce

    This has been a most interesting and informative read. Excellent stuff :dbgrtmb: The bus services around here (Kent coast) are well used and pretty good, but not cheap. I'm glad I've got a bus pass -...
    This has been a most interesting and informative read. Excellent stuff :dbgrtmb: The bus services around here (Kent coast) are well used and pretty good, but not cheap. I'm glad I've got a bus pass - worth its weight in gold, I'd say!
    This has been a most interesting and informative read. Excellent stuff :dbgrtmb: The bus services around here (Kent coast) are well used and pretty good, but not cheap. I'm glad I've got a bus pass - worth its weight in gold, I'd say!
    This has been a most interesting and informative read. Excellent stuff :dbgrtmb: The bus services around here (Kent coast) are well used and pretty good, but not cheap. I'm glad I've got a bus pass -...
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  14. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Penny........

    :blue thumb: Thanks Freddy.
    :blue thumb: Thanks Freddy.
    :blue thumb: Thanks Freddy.
    :blue thumb: Thanks Freddy.
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  15. capney
    Like x 6

    Grey matter (Lack of)

    In a word....no.
    In a word....no.
    In a word....no.
    In a word....no.
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  17. Phil A

    They know when you're not around

    That is so low! Sorry you've had to experience this.
    That is so low! Sorry you've had to experience this.
    That is so low! Sorry you've had to experience this.
    That is so low! Sorry you've had to experience this.
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  18. Phil A
    Like x 7

    The Confessions Thread

    No! London is a cut throat place when it comes to 2ps! :snork:
    No! London is a cut throat place when it comes to 2ps! :snork:
    No! London is a cut throat place when it comes to 2ps! :snork:
    No! London is a cut throat place when it comes to 2ps! :snork:
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  19. Sheal

    Rye bread

    I don't think you'll find bread of the puffy, risen type that is 100% rye as rye does not contain as much gluten and doesn't respond so well to the yeast as wheat. So it is generally mixed with...
    I don't think you'll find bread of the puffy, risen type that is 100% rye as rye does not contain as much gluten and doesn't respond so well to the yeast as wheat. So it is generally mixed with wheat flour. Your best bet would be pumpernickel types of bread, common in Europe, similar to the...
    I don't think you'll find bread of the puffy, risen type that is 100% rye as rye does not contain as much gluten and doesn't respond so well to the yeast as wheat. So it is generally mixed with wheat flour. Your best bet would be pumpernickel...
    I don't think you'll find bread of the puffy, risen type that is 100% rye as rye does not contain as much gluten and doesn't respond so well to the yeast as wheat. So it is generally mixed with...
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  20. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Tez...

    :spinning: Happy Birthday
    :spinning: Happy Birthday
    :spinning: Happy Birthday
    :spinning: Happy Birthday
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