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  1. UsedtobeDendy

    Not much going on in the Hobbies section today.....

    It can't be my pic of New Lanark, can it, LoL? That would be quite demanding, I would think!Glad there's one of you artistsstill around!Thanks for your kind offer, BM - your pictures are...
    It can't be my pic of New Lanark, can it, LoL? That would be quite demanding, I would think!Glad there's one of you artistsstill around!Thanks for your kind offer, BM - your pictures are always highly interesting! They probably reveal some hidden details of your innermost banana-psyche. ...
    It can't be my pic of New Lanark, can it, LoL? That would be quite demanding, I would think!Glad there's one of you artistsstill around!Thanks for your kind offer, BM - your pictures are always highly interesting! They probably reveal some...
    It can't be my pic of New Lanark, can it, LoL? That would be quite demanding, I would think!Glad there's one of you artistsstill around!Thanks for your kind offer, BM - your pictures are...
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  2. roders

    KINGSMILL ADVERT..

    Oh, bless you, my Italian beauty! xx
    Oh, bless you, my Italian beauty! xx
    Oh, bless you, my Italian beauty! xx
    Oh, bless you, my Italian beauty! xx
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  3. UsedtobeDendy

    Cheap CDs....

    I don't know about the Tesco discs, but many numbers on cheap compilations of, for example Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra,are made from radio or live broadcasts rather than the commercially recorded...
    I don't know about the Tesco discs, but many numbers on cheap compilations of, for example Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra,are made from radio or live broadcasts rather than the commercially recorded discs that people might expect. I understand that sound recordings go out of copyright after 50...
    I don't know about the Tesco discs, but many numbers on cheap compilations of, for example Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra,are made from radio or live broadcasts rather than the commercially recorded discs that people might expect. I understand that...
    I don't know about the Tesco discs, but many numbers on cheap compilations of, for example Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra,are made from radio or live broadcasts rather than the commercially recorded...
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  4. Jack by the hedge

    Shop Around

    glenw, I think you are very lucky to have had so little trouble on ebay. If I total my transactions with those of a good friend of mine they probably come to about a hundred and together, I would...
    glenw, I think you are very lucky to have had so little trouble on ebay. If I total my transactions with those of a good friend of mine they probably come to about a hundred and together, I would say about 15% of the deals have not been satisfactory...items not as described, damaged items, items...
    glenw, I think you are very lucky to have had so little trouble on ebay. If I total my transactions with those of a good friend of mine they probably come to about a hundred and together, I would say about 15% of the deals have not been...
    glenw, I think you are very lucky to have had so little trouble on ebay. If I total my transactions with those of a good friend of mine they probably come to about a hundred and together, I would...
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  5. Tone

    Spelling

    Hi jjordieI'm pleased you enjoyed it. I can't cope with dialect so I hope I can understand people when I go to Wymondham on Sunday! :D :D-------------- shiney
    Hi jjordieI'm pleased you enjoyed it. I can't cope with dialect so I hope I can understand people when I go to Wymondham on Sunday! :D :D-------------- shiney
    Hi jjordieI'm pleased you enjoyed it. I can't cope with dialect so I hope I can understand people when I go to Wymondham on Sunday! :D :D-------------- shiney
    Hi jjordieI'm pleased you enjoyed it. I can't cope with dialect so I hope I can understand people when I go to Wymondham on Sunday! :D :D-------------- shiney
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  6. miraflores

    clip: Faulty Towers

    Classic!! Forgot how good they were :D :D
    Classic!! Forgot how good they were :D :D
    Classic!! Forgot how good they were :D :D
    Classic!! Forgot how good they were :D :D
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  7. Gogs

    In Common?

    I couldn't imagine you any other way, my dear friend, and I am like you, but I think you know that! xx
    I couldn't imagine you any other way, my dear friend, and I am like you, but I think you know that! xx
    I couldn't imagine you any other way, my dear friend, and I am like you, but I think you know that! xx
    I couldn't imagine you any other way, my dear friend, and I am like you, but I think you know that! xx
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  8. Jack by the hedge

    Showing my age

    :D And I just loved 'Death Wish'!
    :D And I just loved 'Death Wish'!
    :D And I just loved 'Death Wish'!
    :D And I just loved 'Death Wish'!
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  9. Kathy3

    flu

    hi everybody feeling loads better,thanks for all your kind words,i did feel like geoffs bug was punching me about the head sorry to say the weather is not much better,friend phoned to say,it...
    hi everybody feeling loads better,thanks for all your kind words,i did feel like geoffs bug was punching me about the head sorry to say the weather is not much better,friend phoned to say,it was snowing further north,could be heading our way,sky is very dark,big heavy clouds :(
    hi everybody feeling loads better,thanks for all your kind words,i did feel like geoffs bug was punching me about the head sorry to say the weather is not much better,friend phoned to say,it was snowing further north,could be heading our...
    hi everybody feeling loads better,thanks for all your kind words,i did feel like geoffs bug was punching me about the head sorry to say the weather is not much better,friend phoned to say,it...
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  10. miraflores

    about energy resources...

    I think the problem is the expanding population. If we don't stop that, going green, energy conservation and all the rest are irrelavent.
    I think the problem is the expanding population. If we don't stop that, going green, energy conservation and all the rest are irrelavent.
    I think the problem is the expanding population. If we don't stop that, going green, energy conservation and all the rest are irrelavent.
    I think the problem is the expanding population. If we don't stop that, going green, energy conservation and all the rest are irrelavent.
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  11. wiseowl

    P.M.s Email

    Does that smiley mean "Drat! That's what I should have done." or "How the *** do I do that" ? If it's the latter and you're running windows xp you'll find it under accessories - system tools.
    Does that smiley mean "Drat! That's what I should have done." or "How the *** do I do that" ? If it's the latter and you're running windows xp you'll find it under accessories - system tools.
    Does that smiley mean "Drat! That's what I should have done." or "How the *** do I do that" ? If it's the latter and you're running windows xp you'll find it under accessories - system tools.
    Does that smiley mean "Drat! That's what I should have done." or "How the *** do I do that" ? If it's the latter and you're running windows xp you'll find it under accessories - system tools.
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  12. wiseowl

    Saint Davids Day

    Happy St David's Day to one and all :D and an especially great day to you, dalbuie :D :D------------- shiney
    Happy St David's Day to one and all :D and an especially great day to you, dalbuie :D :D------------- shiney
    Happy St David's Day to one and all :D and an especially great day to you, dalbuie :D :D------------- shiney
    Happy St David's Day to one and all :D and an especially great day to you, dalbuie :D :D------------- shiney
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  13. tig

    septic tank advice

    thanks shiney, im piping it into an existing tank that was built with block and if i remember right it had sections with different grade stone in it.
    thanks shiney, im piping it into an existing tank that was built with block and if i remember right it had sections with different grade stone in it.
    thanks shiney, im piping it into an existing tank that was built with block and if i remember right it had sections with different grade stone in it.
    thanks shiney, im piping it into an existing tank that was built with block and if i remember right it had sections with different grade stone in it.
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  14. Kathy3

    golden oldies

    ok try this one times were when orhello how are you ?
    ok try this one times were when orhello how are you ?
    ok try this one times were when orhello how are you ?
    ok try this one times were when orhello how are you ?
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  15. Scotkat

    Blue tit enjoying snack in my garden today

    Lovely clip - that small beak is so very effective. :D
    Lovely clip - that small beak is so very effective. :D
    Lovely clip - that small beak is so very effective. :D
    Lovely clip - that small beak is so very effective. :D
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  16. luckyboo

    Anyone here from East Herts?

    Thanks Fran. As you say, we did see some beautiful countryside but then also a few very industrial towns we weren't keen on at all. I hope wherever we decide on, we'll be able to say the same...
    Thanks Fran. As you say, we did see some beautiful countryside but then also a few very industrial towns we weren't keen on at all. I hope wherever we decide on, we'll be able to say the same about leaving London. Now we're set on leaving the city, it's quite daunting....no more 1 minute walk to...
    Thanks Fran. As you say, we did see some beautiful countryside but then also a few very industrial towns we weren't keen on at all. I hope wherever we decide on, we'll be able to say the same about leaving London. Now we're set on leaving the...
    Thanks Fran. As you say, we did see some beautiful countryside but then also a few very industrial towns we weren't keen on at all. I hope wherever we decide on, we'll be able to say the same...
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  17. Webmaster

    FAO Bananaman

    The Wombles !!!
    The Wombles !!!
    The Wombles !!!
    The Wombles !!!
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  18. Paladin

    Look what I found!!!!!

    :D Nothing sinister going on folks!! I was working on this farm house belonging to a large Estate and they hang the Deer heads for nature to take it's course and clean off the flesh,then they...
    :D Nothing sinister going on folks!! I was working on this farm house belonging to a large Estate and they hang the Deer heads for nature to take it's course and clean off the flesh,then they are mounted and displayed.I counted ten others!
    :D Nothing sinister going on folks!! I was working on this farm house belonging to a large Estate and they hang the Deer heads for nature to take it's course and clean off the flesh,then they are mounted and displayed.I counted ten others!
    :D Nothing sinister going on folks!! I was working on this farm house belonging to a large Estate and they hang the Deer heads for nature to take it's course and clean off the flesh,then they...
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  19. Scotkat

    Welcome to 1st day of Spring

    I may be wrong,but perhaps Google put the daffodil there for St David's Day...I noticed it there yesterday,but I have looked and it has now gone
    I may be wrong,but perhaps Google put the daffodil there for St David's Day...I noticed it there yesterday,but I have looked and it has now gone
    I may be wrong,but perhaps Google put the daffodil there for St David's Day...I noticed it there yesterday,but I have looked and it has now gone
    I may be wrong,but perhaps Google put the daffodil there for St David's Day...I noticed it there yesterday,but I have looked and it has now gone
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  20. Gogs

    Dust if you must

    Ah Roders thankyou ,most kind my dear friend.
    Ah Roders thankyou ,most kind my dear friend.
    Ah Roders thankyou ,most kind my dear friend.
    Ah Roders thankyou ,most kind my dear friend.
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