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  1. Kristen

    Things to do before you die?

    While it was never on my wish list, 2 years ago an opportunity presented itself to spend 3 weeks in China (voluntary work) teaching. Such a great opportunity and an amazing experience; I would...
    While it was never on my wish list, 2 years ago an opportunity presented itself to spend 3 weeks in China (voluntary work) teaching. Such a great opportunity and an amazing experience; I would certainly recommend it!! I went back to take my GCSE's, A-level equivalents and have just...
    While it was never on my wish list, 2 years ago an opportunity presented itself to spend 3 weeks in China (voluntary work) teaching. Such a great opportunity and an amazing experience; I would certainly recommend it!! I went back to take my...
    While it was never on my wish list, 2 years ago an opportunity presented itself to spend 3 weeks in China (voluntary work) teaching. Such a great opportunity and an amazing experience; I would...
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  3. clueless1

    Insane price of barbie grills

    I have a Landman (concrete) bbq. The very first time I saw one, I knew that was what I was looking for. But, pricey!!! I waited; waited some more; and then a bit more. Eventually, I got one...
    I have a Landman (concrete) bbq. The very first time I saw one, I knew that was what I was looking for. But, pricey!!! I waited; waited some more; and then a bit more. Eventually, I got one in a sale :dancy: (my dh is DIY challenged so there was no hope in one being built :redface: ) The only problem I...
    I have a Landman (concrete) bbq. The very first time I saw one, I knew that was what I was looking for. But, pricey!!! I waited; waited some more; and then a bit more. Eventually, I got one in a sale :dancy: (my dh is DIY challenged so there was...
    I have a Landman (concrete) bbq. The very first time I saw one, I knew that was what I was looking for. But, pricey!!! I waited; waited some more; and then a bit more. Eventually, I got one...
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  4. miraflores

    Happy eid celebrations

    for all those concerned...
    for all those concerned...
    for all those concerned...
    for all those concerned...
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  5. jjordie

    Appointments to see GP

    Phone them more often :heehee:
    Phone them more often :heehee:
    Phone them more often :heehee:
    Phone them more often :heehee:
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  6. miraflores

    landslide in China

    that's right, 3000
    that's right, 3000
    that's right, 3000
    that's right, 3000
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  7. pamsdish
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    Quiting Smoking

    Hang in there Pam!! It's SO worth the effort!! Print off Nicks post to read for encouragement when you need it. We are all behind you!!
    Hang in there Pam!! It's SO worth the effort!! Print off Nicks post to read for encouragement when you need it. We are all behind you!!
    Hang in there Pam!! It's SO worth the effort!! Print off Nicks post to read for encouragement when you need it. We are all behind you!!
    Hang in there Pam!! It's SO worth the effort!! Print off Nicks post to read for encouragement when you need it. We are all behind you!!
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  8. clueless1

    Fuming, just witnessed (and nearly been in) an accident

    Unfortunately Sheal the rider will have had nothing to do with anything quite so organised and reputable as that. He'll have came from the council estate up the road, and his horse will be one of...
    Unfortunately Sheal the rider will have had nothing to do with anything quite so organised and reputable as that. He'll have came from the council estate up the road, and his horse will be one of those that are illegally tethered in area.
    Unfortunately Sheal the rider will have had nothing to do with anything quite so organised and reputable as that. He'll have came from the council estate up the road, and his horse will be one of those that are illegally tethered in area.
    Unfortunately Sheal the rider will have had nothing to do with anything quite so organised and reputable as that. He'll have came from the council estate up the road, and his horse will be one of...
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  9. Fat Controller
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    Wow - just wow!

    How refreshing to hear someone admit that they do their job "to the best of my ability"; therein lies the key to the honour you were given! Sometimes, just sometimes, the "human" factor is...
    How refreshing to hear someone admit that they do their job "to the best of my ability"; therein lies the key to the honour you were given! Sometimes, just sometimes, the "human" factor is forgotten when people climb the corporate ladder (by that I mean, the numbers become more important than...
    How refreshing to hear someone admit that they do their job "to the best of my ability"; therein lies the key to the honour you were given! Sometimes, just sometimes, the "human" factor is forgotten when people climb the corporate ladder (by...
    How refreshing to hear someone admit that they do their job "to the best of my ability"; therein lies the key to the honour you were given! Sometimes, just sometimes, the "human" factor is...
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  10. miraflores
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    why do we like Ziggy so much? (PS you can offer me a pint later)

    They broke the mould when Ziggy was made. Definitely a one off! ;) :biggrin:
    They broke the mould when Ziggy was made. Definitely a one off! ;) :biggrin:
    They broke the mould when Ziggy was made. Definitely a one off! ;) :biggrin:
    They broke the mould when Ziggy was made. Definitely a one off! ;) :biggrin:
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  11. Folly Mon
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    Roll Cage Safety Device

    :wow: They are lucky to be alive after that!
    :wow: They are lucky to be alive after that!
    :wow: They are lucky to be alive after that!
    :wow: They are lucky to be alive after that!
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  12. Phil A

    Ere, Sheal. Been Horseriding recently?

    Sadly in our big cities there is no shortage of guns & knives between gangsters & gang members it would seem these days, so I actually think Miraflores has a point...
    Sadly in our big cities there is no shortage of guns & knives between gangsters & gang members it would seem these days, so I actually think Miraflores has a point...
    Sadly in our big cities there is no shortage of guns & knives between gangsters & gang members it would seem these days, so I actually think Miraflores has a point...
    Sadly in our big cities there is no shortage of guns & knives between gangsters & gang members it would seem these days, so I actually think Miraflores has a point...
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  13. clueless1

    How annoyed should I be?

    Bless you Clueless 1 for being such a gent in the way you have described all this. I was a dumb blonde once..... Jenny :nonofinger::mute:
    Bless you Clueless 1 for being such a gent in the way you have described all this. I was a dumb blonde once..... Jenny :nonofinger::mute:
    Bless you Clueless 1 for being such a gent in the way you have described all this. I was a dumb blonde once..... Jenny :nonofinger::mute:
    Bless you Clueless 1 for being such a gent in the way you have described all this. I was a dumb blonde once..... Jenny :nonofinger::mute:
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  14. Phil A
    Like x 11

    Silly money Lottery & Premium Bond Prizes

    I wouldn't mind winning enough so that it was livable and have a nice Hol now and then. Maybe have a house built with decent size rooms, nothing huge! 3 bedrooms, downstairs loo, nice kitchen,...
    I wouldn't mind winning enough so that it was livable and have a nice Hol now and then. Maybe have a house built with decent size rooms, nothing huge! 3 bedrooms, downstairs loo, nice kitchen, decent manageable size garden. Car wise I'd like. BMW convertible and something a bit more practical...
    I wouldn't mind winning enough so that it was livable and have a nice Hol now and then. Maybe have a house built with decent size rooms, nothing huge! 3 bedrooms, downstairs loo, nice kitchen, decent manageable size garden. Car wise I'd like. BMW...
    I wouldn't mind winning enough so that it was livable and have a nice Hol now and then. Maybe have a house built with decent size rooms, nothing huge! 3 bedrooms, downstairs loo, nice kitchen,...
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  15. Folly Mon
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    Adams out the Big Bro House Here He is With Me

    You're obviously feeling much better then Nick!
    You're obviously feeling much better then Nick!
    You're obviously feeling much better then Nick!
    You're obviously feeling much better then Nick!
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  16. JWK
    Like x 5

    Just sold my Olympic Ticket Stubs on ebay

    Unbelievable
    Unbelievable
    Unbelievable
    Unbelievable
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  17. shiney
    Like x 4

    Impossibilities In The World

    Took me a while, i'd gone thru Spiders, Tobacco, Australian Rain Water & Balloons before I got there.
    Took me a while, i'd gone thru Spiders, Tobacco, Australian Rain Water & Balloons before I got there.
    Took me a while, i'd gone thru Spiders, Tobacco, Australian Rain Water & Balloons before I got there.
    Took me a while, i'd gone thru Spiders, Tobacco, Australian Rain Water & Balloons before I got there.
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  18. Fidgetsmum

    And this - from a teacher?

    I realised quite some years ago that general knowledge is unimportant except for winning pub quizzes. Any general knowledge can become true enough as long as you make sure you sound convincing...
    I realised quite some years ago that general knowledge is unimportant except for winning pub quizzes. Any general knowledge can become true enough as long as you make sure you sound convincing when you say it. For example, once when a bunch of colleagues were debating the capabilities of various...
    I realised quite some years ago that general knowledge is unimportant except for winning pub quizzes. Any general knowledge can become true enough as long as you make sure you sound convincing when you say it. For example, once when a bunch of...
    I realised quite some years ago that general knowledge is unimportant except for winning pub quizzes. Any general knowledge can become true enough as long as you make sure you sound convincing...
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  19. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Cheapest night out ever

    FOUR PINTS OF COKE ! ! ! ! :wow: :dancy: :nonofinger: Cheers, Tony.
    FOUR PINTS OF COKE ! ! ! ! :wow: :dancy: :nonofinger: Cheers, Tony.
    FOUR PINTS OF COKE ! ! ! ! :wow: :dancy: :nonofinger: Cheers, Tony.
    FOUR PINTS OF COKE ! ! ! ! :wow: :dancy: :nonofinger: Cheers, Tony.
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  20. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Enogs....

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ENOGS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!:hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ENOGS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!:hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ENOGS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!:hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ENOGS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!:hpybtd:
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