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  1. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Kandy

    Thanks everyone for your lovely birthday wishes and no problem with belated wishes,cause i always think to myself that it is the thought that counts whether it is on the day or afterwards
    Thanks everyone for your lovely birthday wishes and no problem with belated wishes,cause i always think to myself that it is the thought that counts whether it is on the day or afterwards
    Thanks everyone for your lovely birthday wishes and no problem with belated wishes,cause i always think to myself that it is the thought that counts whether it is on the day or afterwards
    Thanks everyone for your lovely birthday wishes and no problem with belated wishes,cause i always think to myself that it is the thought that counts whether it is on the day or afterwards
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  2. clueless1

    Biofuel from waste, enough to fuel Europe?

    No, but work with lots of cows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, but work with lots of cows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, but work with lots of cows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, but work with lots of cows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  3. Phil A

    Free Mulch

    Nope, didn't see any of that Zigs. Did get some cats 'n dogs though:)
    Nope, didn't see any of that Zigs. Did get some cats 'n dogs though:)
    Nope, didn't see any of that Zigs. Did get some cats 'n dogs though:)
    Nope, didn't see any of that Zigs. Did get some cats 'n dogs though:)
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  4. Fat Controller

    Where is Folly Mon?

    Sorry to hear you are laid low Nick....Wishing you well mate:ccheers:
    Sorry to hear you are laid low Nick....Wishing you well mate:ccheers:
    Sorry to hear you are laid low Nick....Wishing you well mate:ccheers:
    Sorry to hear you are laid low Nick....Wishing you well mate:ccheers:
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  5. shiney

    Shadowlands Excellent Performance

    Original and excellent!
    Original and excellent!
    Original and excellent!
    Original and excellent!
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  6. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Dressage - What's the point?

    I must be bad at counting as well :snork:
    I must be bad at counting as well :snork:
    I must be bad at counting as well :snork:
    I must be bad at counting as well :snork:
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  7. Webmaster

    Anyone tried 'Google Doodles'

    I had a go at the canoeing....38 seconds....crashed at least ten times:biggrin:
    I had a go at the canoeing....38 seconds....crashed at least ten times:biggrin:
    I had a go at the canoeing....38 seconds....crashed at least ten times:biggrin:
    I had a go at the canoeing....38 seconds....crashed at least ten times:biggrin:
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  8. Val..
    Like x 3

    Have a Laff!!!

    The liver pizza one nearly made me splurt my beer all over my computer.:) On the subject of northern accent training, lesson one in how to speak geordie, practice saying Kawasaki slowly. Kah......
    The liver pizza one nearly made me splurt my beer all over my computer.:) On the subject of northern accent training, lesson one in how to speak geordie, practice saying Kawasaki slowly. Kah... Wah.. Zahh.. Keeee That will train your mouth muscles to form exactly the right shape to pronounce...
    The liver pizza one nearly made me splurt my beer all over my computer.:) On the subject of northern accent training, lesson one in how to speak geordie, practice saying Kawasaki slowly. Kah... Wah.. Zahh.. Keeee That will train your mouth...
    The liver pizza one nearly made me splurt my beer all over my computer.:) On the subject of northern accent training, lesson one in how to speak geordie, practice saying Kawasaki slowly. Kah......
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  9. clueless1

    Impressive new kit for the RNLI

    A few weeks back I got chatting to a very nice old chap at a local museum, where I'd chanced upon Redcar's old lifeboat, the Sir James Knott. He was saying that before old age got the better of...
    A few weeks back I got chatting to a very nice old chap at a local museum, where I'd chanced upon Redcar's old lifeboat, the Sir James Knott. He was saying that before old age got the better of him, he was in the merchant navy for most of his life, and was a crew member for the RNLI when he...
    A few weeks back I got chatting to a very nice old chap at a local museum, where I'd chanced upon Redcar's old lifeboat, the Sir James Knott. He was saying that before old age got the better of him, he was in the merchant navy for most of his...
    A few weeks back I got chatting to a very nice old chap at a local museum, where I'd chanced upon Redcar's old lifeboat, the Sir James Knott. He was saying that before old age got the better of...
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  10. Robajobs

    I'm going to buy a puppy

    :hapfeet: Welcome to GC Sam:doggieshmooze::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    :hapfeet: Welcome to GC Sam:doggieshmooze::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    :hapfeet: Welcome to GC Sam:doggieshmooze::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    :hapfeet: Welcome to GC Sam:doggieshmooze::hapfeet::hapfeet:
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  11. catztail

    GET WELL SOON, FOLLY MON!!!

    We have all been thinking of you and wondering where you've been. Hope you are feeling MUCH better now and are taking it easy. Plenty of reading material on here to keep you occupied and get you...
    We have all been thinking of you and wondering where you've been. Hope you are feeling MUCH better now and are taking it easy. Plenty of reading material on here to keep you occupied and get you caught up. Follow the docs advice and get plenty of rest. And last but not least........ don't leave...
    We have all been thinking of you and wondering where you've been. Hope you are feeling MUCH better now and are taking it easy. Plenty of reading material on here to keep you occupied and get you caught up. Follow the docs advice and get plenty of...
    We have all been thinking of you and wondering where you've been. Hope you are feeling MUCH better now and are taking it easy. Plenty of reading material on here to keep you occupied and get you...
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  12. capney

    Strange event

    No, it's just the paperwork is such a pain after a road fatality. :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Cheers, Tony.
    No, it's just the paperwork is such a pain after a road fatality. :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Cheers, Tony.
    No, it's just the paperwork is such a pain after a road fatality. :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Cheers, Tony.
    No, it's just the paperwork is such a pain after a road fatality. :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Cheers, Tony.
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  13. RandyRos

    HELP! Scam letter???

    oh right, gotcha. sorry, being dumb again lol
    oh right, gotcha. sorry, being dumb again lol
    oh right, gotcha. sorry, being dumb again lol
    oh right, gotcha. sorry, being dumb again lol
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  14. Phil A

    Want to Live?

    could be a bit like that Dave, like if we've got too comfortable, the decadence slips in. Need to be on the edge to advance (Who moved my Cheese?)
    could be a bit like that Dave, like if we've got too comfortable, the decadence slips in. Need to be on the edge to advance (Who moved my Cheese?)
    could be a bit like that Dave, like if we've got too comfortable, the decadence slips in. Need to be on the edge to advance (Who moved my Cheese?)
    could be a bit like that Dave, like if we've got too comfortable, the decadence slips in. Need to be on the edge to advance (Who moved my Cheese?)
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  15. Jenny namaste

    We're all thinking of you Folly Mon

    He should have got the get well soon card I sent on behalf of GC today.
    He should have got the get well soon card I sent on behalf of GC today.
    He should have got the get well soon card I sent on behalf of GC today.
    He should have got the get well soon card I sent on behalf of GC today.
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  16. clueless1

    My new trainers

    The longest lasting pair of trainers I had lasted 4 years, and were pretty much my only footwear for that time. I wore them to school, until I left school of course (and still had them). I wore...
    The longest lasting pair of trainers I had lasted 4 years, and were pretty much my only footwear for that time. I wore them to school, until I left school of course (and still had them). I wore them for knocking about in. I wore them for climbing trees and I was wearing them when I crashed my...
    The longest lasting pair of trainers I had lasted 4 years, and were pretty much my only footwear for that time. I wore them to school, until I left school of course (and still had them). I wore them for knocking about in. I wore them for climbing...
    The longest lasting pair of trainers I had lasted 4 years, and were pretty much my only footwear for that time. I wore them to school, until I left school of course (and still had them). I wore...
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  17. catztail
    Like x 3

    absolutely AMAZING

    Amazing workmanship.!!
    Amazing workmanship.!!
    Amazing workmanship.!!
    Amazing workmanship.!!
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  18. catztail

    LOL..... they should'a left him there........

    Awww, poor Boris!!! :snork: Val
    Awww, poor Boris!!! :snork: Val
    Awww, poor Boris!!! :snork: Val
    Awww, poor Boris!!! :snork: Val
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  19. Fidgetsmum
    Like x 4

    Just when you thought you were 'PC' ...

    Nothing wrong with being different - except to some people. :heehee: Zigs, you may want to move this to 'The Muppets...' :)
    Nothing wrong with being different - except to some people. :heehee: Zigs, you may want to move this to 'The Muppets...' :)
    Nothing wrong with being different - except to some people. :heehee: Zigs, you may want to move this to 'The Muppets...' :)
    Nothing wrong with being different - except to some people. :heehee: Zigs, you may want to move this to 'The Muppets...' :)
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  20. shiney
    Like x 4

    Photo Video Of The Queen - Excellent

    that is quite amazing to watch
    that is quite amazing to watch
    that is quite amazing to watch
    that is quite amazing to watch
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