Off-Topic Discussion

All Discussions About Other Topics: World Events, DIY etc. **Jokes and other funnies to be put in The Muppet Show Forum, please**

  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
    Discussions:
    2,188
    Messages:
    107,761
    Latest: Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2025 lizzie27, Dec 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
    Discussions:
    32
    Messages:
    254
    Latest: Ask daitheplant Mike Allen, Jul 19, 2020
Sort By:
Title
Replies Views
Last Message ↓
  1. chitting kaz
    Like x 6

    this is a rare event !!!

    I was asked if my husband ever get embarrassed by the things i wear, the other day i was going to the plot but i needed a bit of shopping too so i popped to the super market wearing one of my...
    I was asked if my husband ever get embarrassed by the things i wear, the other day i was going to the plot but i needed a bit of shopping too so i popped to the super market wearing one of my getups. people actually stop dead in their tracks and stare, my hubby thankfully is Blind to the odd...
    I was asked if my husband ever get embarrassed by the things i wear, the other day i was going to the plot but i needed a bit of shopping too so i popped to the super market wearing one of my getups. people actually stop dead in their tracks and...
    I was asked if my husband ever get embarrassed by the things i wear, the other day i was going to the plot but i needed a bit of shopping too so i popped to the super market wearing one of my...
    Replies:
    16
    Views:
    1,357
  2. Saorsa

    I bumped my van

    can you pull it out ? hope you are feeling better than you were :coffee:
    can you pull it out ? hope you are feeling better than you were :coffee:
    can you pull it out ? hope you are feeling better than you were :coffee:
    can you pull it out ? hope you are feeling better than you were :coffee:
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    715
  3. Phil A

    Food before the Discovery of the New World

    But, if you go back far enough, we seemed to find strangers were a bit tasty on the BBQ!
    But, if you go back far enough, we seemed to find strangers were a bit tasty on the BBQ!
    But, if you go back far enough, we seemed to find strangers were a bit tasty on the BBQ!
    But, if you go back far enough, we seemed to find strangers were a bit tasty on the BBQ!
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    514
  4. lazydog

    What is going on

    6, 12, 11, 28, 17, 22.
    6, 12, 11, 28, 17, 22.
    6, 12, 11, 28, 17, 22.
    6, 12, 11, 28, 17, 22.
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    6,694
  5. Phil A

    Happy Beatles Day Everyone

    I've been back to this thread several times just to play that one again Angelina. Don't have a record player anymore. Forgotten just how good it is:dbgrtmb:
    I've been back to this thread several times just to play that one again Angelina. Don't have a record player anymore. Forgotten just how good it is:dbgrtmb:
    I've been back to this thread several times just to play that one again Angelina. Don't have a record player anymore. Forgotten just how good it is:dbgrtmb:
    I've been back to this thread several times just to play that one again Angelina. Don't have a record player anymore. Forgotten just how good it is:dbgrtmb:
    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    2,702
  6. shiney

    Fantastic Picture At Opening Ceremony

    That's me! :dbgrtmb:
    That's me! :dbgrtmb:
    That's me! :dbgrtmb:
    That's me! :dbgrtmb:
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    745
  7. al n
    Like x 8

    It's a boy!!

    We did that when my daughter was 6 but it was taller than her by the time she was 10 and I had it chopped down when it was so huge it was threatening the house! If you're going for the...
    We did that when my daughter was 6 but it was taller than her by the time she was 10 and I had it chopped down when it was so huge it was threatening the house! If you're going for the Christmas tree make sure you buy a slow growing, dwarf or medium growth evergreen - not the traditional...
    We did that when my daughter was 6 but it was taller than her by the time she was 10 and I had it chopped down when it was so huge it was threatening the house! If you're going for the Christmas tree make sure you buy a slow growing, dwarf or...
    We did that when my daughter was 6 but it was taller than her by the time she was 10 and I had it chopped down when it was so huge it was threatening the house! If you're going for the...
    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    2,256
  8. capney

    War and Peace

    Whilst on a recent holiday, one of my Daughters bought at the airport "The Midwifes here" UK's longest serving midwife Daughter was bored with it chapt 6 of twelve So over a glass or two I had a...
    Whilst on a recent holiday, one of my Daughters bought at the airport "The Midwifes here" UK's longest serving midwife Daughter was bored with it chapt 6 of twelve So over a glass or two I had a glance First half of first chapter very interesting view of nurses training and college So I asked...
    Whilst on a recent holiday, one of my Daughters bought at the airport "The Midwifes here" UK's longest serving midwife Daughter was bored with it chapt 6 of twelve So over a glass or two I had a glance First half of first chapter very...
    Whilst on a recent holiday, one of my Daughters bought at the airport "The Midwifes here" UK's longest serving midwife Daughter was bored with it chapt 6 of twelve So over a glass or two I had a...
    Replies:
    241
    Views:
    17,527
  9. capney

    Sign of the times

    Our OXFAM the area manager turns up in his top of the range company BMW and balls out the two old lady volunteers for not selling enough scratch cards and have not met their targets this month...
    Our OXFAM the area manager turns up in his top of the range company BMW and balls out the two old lady volunteers for not selling enough scratch cards and have not met their targets this month ? They have an original BEATLES Please Please Me LP hung on the wall priced at £1360 Most of the other...
    Our OXFAM the area manager turns up in his top of the range company BMW and balls out the two old lady volunteers for not selling enough scratch cards and have not met their targets this month ? They have an original BEATLES Please Please Me LP...
    Our OXFAM the area manager turns up in his top of the range company BMW and balls out the two old lady volunteers for not selling enough scratch cards and have not met their targets this month...
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    581
  10. Phil A

    The On Coming Storm

    I'm stockpiling stockpiles.:autlvs: Seriously though,we don't realise how potentially fragile our systems are. Our food is imported and delivered on a 'just in time' structure. We're net importers of...
    I'm stockpiling stockpiles.:autlvs: Seriously though,we don't realise how potentially fragile our systems are. Our food is imported and delivered on a 'just in time' structure. We're net importers of fossil fuels, and our energy infrastructure commonly runs at near full capacity. Just look at the panic...
    I'm stockpiling stockpiles.:autlvs: Seriously though,we don't realise how potentially fragile our systems are. Our food is imported and delivered on a 'just in time' structure. We're net importers of fossil fuels, and our energy infrastructure commonly...
    I'm stockpiling stockpiles.:autlvs: Seriously though,we don't realise how potentially fragile our systems are. Our food is imported and delivered on a 'just in time' structure. We're net importers of...
    Replies:
    10
    Views:
    802
  11. Phil A
    Like x 5

    Kangawombat

    bald, but cute lol
    bald, but cute lol
    bald, but cute lol
    bald, but cute lol
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    688
  12. clueless1

    Superhumans

    I am going to measure out the 2 distances in the garden later today for the GK's. I last did this when Bob Beaman produced a WR monster jump in the 1968 Olympics . It is unreal when you measure...
    I am going to measure out the 2 distances in the garden later today for the GK's. I last did this when Bob Beaman produced a WR monster jump in the 1968 Olympics . It is unreal when you measure them out.:yikes: I bet everyone is scurrying round for their tapes now Dave !
    I am going to measure out the 2 distances in the garden later today for the GK's. I last did this when Bob Beaman produced a WR monster jump in the 1968 Olympics . It is unreal when you measure them out.:yikes: I bet everyone is scurrying round for...
    I am going to measure out the 2 distances in the garden later today for the GK's. I last did this when Bob Beaman produced a WR monster jump in the 1968 Olympics . It is unreal when you measure...
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    586
  13. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    Yet more Olympics nonsense

    That does seem to be the case:
    That does seem to be the case:
    That does seem to be the case:
    That does seem to be the case:
    olimpic.png olypics.png edukation.png
    Replies:
    40
    Views:
    4,178
  14. Phil A
    Like x 5

    Coinage Report

    I will tarmac your drive, If you will give me a refurbished PC for my school kids computer Or when I was 5 put six fresh eggs on the wall and get an enamel bucket full of coal back Ooops hope...
    I will tarmac your drive, If you will give me a refurbished PC for my school kids computer Or when I was 5 put six fresh eggs on the wall and get an enamel bucket full of coal back Ooops hope Hugh Gaitskell is not on here tonight Jack McH
    I will tarmac your drive, If you will give me a refurbished PC for my school kids computer Or when I was 5 put six fresh eggs on the wall and get an enamel bucket full of coal back Ooops hope Hugh Gaitskell is not on here tonight Jack McH
    I will tarmac your drive, If you will give me a refurbished PC for my school kids computer Or when I was 5 put six fresh eggs on the wall and get an enamel bucket full of coal back Ooops hope...
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    497
  15. clueless1

    Antisocial stupid dangerous behaviour

    I did blag a few free ones from the Magnet trade counter a few years back & with the aid of a stanley knife, made one that said " No owls kept in this van overnight"
    I did blag a few free ones from the Magnet trade counter a few years back & with the aid of a stanley knife, made one that said " No owls kept in this van overnight"
    I did blag a few free ones from the Magnet trade counter a few years back & with the aid of a stanley knife, made one that said " No owls kept in this van overnight"
    I did blag a few free ones from the Magnet trade counter a few years back & with the aid of a stanley knife, made one that said " No owls kept in this van overnight"
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    1,907
  16. shiney

    And You thought Mountain Climbers Were Good!

    Blimey, that's incredible! :hate-shocked:
    Blimey, that's incredible! :hate-shocked:
    Blimey, that's incredible! :hate-shocked:
    Blimey, that's incredible! :hate-shocked:
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    602
  17. clueless1
    Replies:
    16
    Views:
    1,680
  18. clueless1

    The Zigs moving thread

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: I hope that was a definitie decision and he wasn't going to blow hot and cold over it!
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: I hope that was a definitie decision and he wasn't going to blow hot and cold over it!
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: I hope that was a definitie decision and he wasn't going to blow hot and cold over it!
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: I hope that was a definitie decision and he wasn't going to blow hot and cold over it!
    Replies:
    28
    Views:
    2,590
  19. shiney

    Art In Sand

    Fantastic! The detail is amazing. :dbgrtmb:
    Fantastic! The detail is amazing. :dbgrtmb:
    Fantastic! The detail is amazing. :dbgrtmb:
    Fantastic! The detail is amazing. :dbgrtmb:
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    415
  20. Phil A

    Animals Caring for their Young

    Aw wonderfull pics Zigs.....:wub2:appart from Ms Mother nature herself:gaah:
    Aw wonderfull pics Zigs.....:wub2:appart from Ms Mother nature herself:gaah:
    Aw wonderfull pics Zigs.....:wub2:appart from Ms Mother nature herself:gaah:
    Aw wonderfull pics Zigs.....:wub2:appart from Ms Mother nature herself:gaah:
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    486

Thread Display Options

Loading...
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice