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  1. clueless1

    Awnings - the ones that bolt onto the house

    Clueless, it shouldn't be a problem if there is a sufficient degree of fall, as the rain should run off - and if you're sitting out there and the canopy starts to fill with water you can just push...
    Clueless, it shouldn't be a problem if there is a sufficient degree of fall, as the rain should run off - and if you're sitting out there and the canopy starts to fill with water you can just push it off with a broom, from underneath. The problem should only occur if you leave it extended when...
    Clueless, it shouldn't be a problem if there is a sufficient degree of fall, as the rain should run off - and if you're sitting out there and the canopy starts to fill with water you can just push it off with a broom, from underneath. The...
    Clueless, it shouldn't be a problem if there is a sufficient degree of fall, as the rain should run off - and if you're sitting out there and the canopy starts to fill with water you can just push...
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  2. Phil A

    Urgent - Anyone in the Leeds area?

    in the nursery i worked in we taught the children the number 9 quite early on through play and show them how to dail it on different phones ok this link is for the states but it could easily be...
    in the nursery i worked in we taught the children the number 9 quite early on through play and show them how to dail it on different phones ok this link is for the states but it could easily be for here
    in the nursery i worked in we taught the children the number 9 quite early on through play and show them how to dail it on different phones ok this link is for the states but it could easily be for here
    in the nursery i worked in we taught the children the number 9 quite early on through play and show them how to dail it on different phones ok this link is for the states but it could easily be...
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  3. chitting kaz
    Like x 3

    my garage

    My car, and being a large MPV there's not room for anything else.
    My car, and being a large MPV there's not room for anything else.
    My car, and being a large MPV there's not room for anything else.
    My car, and being a large MPV there's not room for anything else.
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  4. Phil A

    Mosquitoes

    If they got bit I'm pretty sure they never even noticed...........
    If they got bit I'm pretty sure they never even noticed...........
    If they got bit I'm pretty sure they never even noticed...........
    If they got bit I'm pretty sure they never even noticed...........
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  5. watergarden

    Things you have but hope not to use (too often)

    Emergency fire escape ladder (which, the writing on the box, helpfully tells me is ... 'Fire/flame resistent'. A not unexpected feature!) Envelope containing a 'reasonable amount' of cash,...
    Emergency fire escape ladder (which, the writing on the box, helpfully tells me is ... 'Fire/flame resistent'. A not unexpected feature!) Envelope containing a 'reasonable amount' of cash, together with a list of bank account and card Nos., and the telephone numbers of banks, insurance company...
    Emergency fire escape ladder (which, the writing on the box, helpfully tells me is ... 'Fire/flame resistent'. A not unexpected feature!) Envelope containing a 'reasonable amount' of cash, together with a list of bank account and card Nos., and...
    Emergency fire escape ladder (which, the writing on the box, helpfully tells me is ... 'Fire/flame resistent'. A not unexpected feature!) Envelope containing a 'reasonable amount' of cash,...
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  6. chitting kaz

    The digression thread

    I did that once when I was finishing off a bowl of cornflakes. My sister waited till I took a big swig of milk and the last of the cornflakes before she said something that made me spew. I had...
    I did that once when I was finishing off a bowl of cornflakes. My sister waited till I took a big swig of milk and the last of the cornflakes before she said something that made me spew. I had cornflakes and milk everywhere, including coming out my nose........
    I did that once when I was finishing off a bowl of cornflakes. My sister waited till I took a big swig of milk and the last of the cornflakes before she said something that made me spew. I had cornflakes and milk everywhere, including coming out...
    I did that once when I was finishing off a bowl of cornflakes. My sister waited till I took a big swig of milk and the last of the cornflakes before she said something that made me spew. I had...
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  7. watergarden

    My loft, what's in yours?

    That would be so that blind people could listen to "records" that were just speech, a story for example, since it does not need to be "High quality" the record can go slower, so allowing more...
    That would be so that blind people could listen to "records" that were just speech, a story for example, since it does not need to be "High quality" the record can go slower, so allowing more playing time.
    That would be so that blind people could listen to "records" that were just speech, a story for example, since it does not need to be "High quality" the record can go slower, so allowing more playing time.
    That would be so that blind people could listen to "records" that were just speech, a story for example, since it does not need to be "High quality" the record can go slower, so allowing more...
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  8. clueless1

    How to ease common cold symptoms

    Cheers Jack,i saw them on tv recently.....they're great:dbgrtmb:
    Cheers Jack,i saw them on tv recently.....they're great:dbgrtmb:
    Cheers Jack,i saw them on tv recently.....they're great:dbgrtmb:
    Cheers Jack,i saw them on tv recently.....they're great:dbgrtmb:
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  9. clueless1

    Making paper mashy weatherproof

    I once made my version of those 'pulp' type hanging basket liners from papier mâché and made them waterproof by painting the finished object with yacht varnish (or maybe it was laquer, can't...
    I once made my version of those 'pulp' type hanging basket liners from papier mâché and made them waterproof by painting the finished object with yacht varnish (or maybe it was laquer, can't honestly remember now - but either would work.) If you are making something which needs drainage holes,...
    I once made my version of those 'pulp' type hanging basket liners from papier mâché and made them waterproof by painting the finished object with yacht varnish (or maybe it was laquer, can't honestly remember now - but either would work.) If you...
    I once made my version of those 'pulp' type hanging basket liners from papier mâché and made them waterproof by painting the finished object with yacht varnish (or maybe it was laquer, can't...
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  10. watergarden

    Let off steam - auction sites

    Also www.preloved.co.uk Don't sell stuff on ebay anymore hardly. Their fees are just too much money that is taken away from the final price. If I do sell something then I will only have it as...
    Also www.preloved.co.uk Don't sell stuff on ebay anymore hardly. Their fees are just too much money that is taken away from the final price. If I do sell something then I will only have it as cash on collection, that way I don't have to pay paypal and post office fees. I get to meet the buyer...
    Also www.preloved.co.uk Don't sell stuff on ebay anymore hardly. Their fees are just too much money that is taken away from the final price. If I do sell something then I will only have it as cash on collection, that way I don't have to pay...
    Also www.preloved.co.uk Don't sell stuff on ebay anymore hardly. Their fees are just too much money that is taken away from the final price. If I do sell something then I will only have it as...
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  11. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Olympics opening ceremony show

    For those that missed it or if you want to laugh again, here is the Queen making her entrance.
    For those that missed it or if you want to laugh again, here is the Queen making her entrance.
    For those that missed it or if you want to laugh again, here is the Queen making her entrance.
    For those that missed it or if you want to laugh again, here is the Queen making her entrance.
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  12. ClaraLou

    Male, Female or Unspecified?

    Funny you should say that, from time to time this subject comes up on the radio, and blokes do say that its less hassle to ignore some one who may need help than to get into an argument, or the...
    Funny you should say that, from time to time this subject comes up on the radio, and blokes do say that its less hassle to ignore some one who may need help than to get into an argument, or the other common one, offer a seat to a lady. (not to mention the pregnant lady who isn't pregnant, just fat)
    Funny you should say that, from time to time this subject comes up on the radio, and blokes do say that its less hassle to ignore some one who may need help than to get into an argument, or the other common one, offer a seat to a lady. (not to...
    Funny you should say that, from time to time this subject comes up on the radio, and blokes do say that its less hassle to ignore some one who may need help than to get into an argument, or the...
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  13. ClaraLou
    Like x 3

    You learn something new every day

    When you go in to work tomorrow, you can politely explain to him that he is wrong:) He is getting confused with a 'bread crumbs', which on a website refers to something that indicates where you...
    When you go in to work tomorrow, you can politely explain to him that he is wrong:) He is getting confused with a 'bread crumbs', which on a website refers to something that indicates where you are relative to the home page. An example is on this page, at the top, see where it says 'Forums...
    When you go in to work tomorrow, you can politely explain to him that he is wrong:) He is getting confused with a 'bread crumbs', which on a website refers to something that indicates where you are relative to the home page. An example is on this...
    When you go in to work tomorrow, you can politely explain to him that he is wrong:) He is getting confused with a 'bread crumbs', which on a website refers to something that indicates where you...
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  14. HYDROGEN86

    The manhattan beast

    American Badger does.
    American Badger does.
    American Badger does.
    American Badger does.
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  15. Caveman

    Can we build our way out of a recession ... bbc news 10pm

    We need industry, and not service industries that just move money around, we need to make new money. I cant see anything changing until interest rates rise to a sensible level in order to bring...
    We need industry, and not service industries that just move money around, we need to make new money. I cant see anything changing until interest rates rise to a sensible level in order to bring in investment. The other thing that bothers me is the government keeps throwing money at the...
    We need industry, and not service industries that just move money around, we need to make new money. I cant see anything changing until interest rates rise to a sensible level in order to bring in investment. The other thing that bothers me...
    We need industry, and not service industries that just move money around, we need to make new money. I cant see anything changing until interest rates rise to a sensible level in order to bring...
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  16. stephenprudence

    my bottled water smells odd..

    Terryn Buxton?
    Terryn Buxton?
    Terryn Buxton?
    Terryn Buxton?
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  17. clueless1

    Are olympics on now then?

    In answer to the question ... yes, the Olympics have started and no - they haven't had the opening ceremony just yet, but it's no different from HMQ opening a hospital - it's been in use for some...
    In answer to the question ... yes, the Olympics have started and no - they haven't had the opening ceremony just yet, but it's no different from HMQ opening a hospital - it's been in use for some time but an 'Official Opening' often takes place some time later. Just as a BTW - it's the closing...
    In answer to the question ... yes, the Olympics have started and no - they haven't had the opening ceremony just yet, but it's no different from HMQ opening a hospital - it's been in use for some time but an 'Official Opening' often takes place...
    In answer to the question ... yes, the Olympics have started and no - they haven't had the opening ceremony just yet, but it's no different from HMQ opening a hospital - it's been in use for some...
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  18. pamsdish

    Tesco 10p off per litre / Morrisons 6p a litre after spend of 40 pounds

    Tesco state up to 50p can be used in 1 transaction ,and the coffee is obviously personal tastes
    Tesco state up to 50p can be used in 1 transaction ,and the coffee is obviously personal tastes
    Tesco state up to 50p can be used in 1 transaction ,and the coffee is obviously personal tastes
    Tesco state up to 50p can be used in 1 transaction ,and the coffee is obviously personal tastes
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  19. clueless1
    Like x 4

    People power prevails again

    Always wanted to hear Neil Oliver pronounce Wirral.
    Always wanted to hear Neil Oliver pronounce Wirral.
    Always wanted to hear Neil Oliver pronounce Wirral.
    Always wanted to hear Neil Oliver pronounce Wirral.
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  20. Robajobs

    Do you believe in Ghosts?

    When can i open my eyes again, i can't see much at the moment, am i a Ghost now?????
    When can i open my eyes again, i can't see much at the moment, am i a Ghost now?????
    When can i open my eyes again, i can't see much at the moment, am i a Ghost now?????
    When can i open my eyes again, i can't see much at the moment, am i a Ghost now?????
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