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  1. Folly Mon
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    out of Hosptial

    I'm allowed to look old :dbgrtmb: but you're not allowed to say so! :snork:
    I'm allowed to look old :dbgrtmb: but you're not allowed to say so! :snork:
    I'm allowed to look old :dbgrtmb: but you're not allowed to say so! :snork:
    I'm allowed to look old :dbgrtmb: but you're not allowed to say so! :snork:
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  2. Phil A
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    Attention, Bankers

    It's the Triads bank,
    It's the Triads bank,
    It's the Triads bank,
    It's the Triads bank,
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  3. shiney

    Will You Have To Hand In Your Passport?

    I just went off all three about twenty years ago. I drink water in a CLEAN glass. My bad habits are smoking and Mars bars. :biggrin:
    I just went off all three about twenty years ago. I drink water in a CLEAN glass. My bad habits are smoking and Mars bars. :biggrin:
    I just went off all three about twenty years ago. I drink water in a CLEAN glass. My bad habits are smoking and Mars bars. :biggrin:
    I just went off all three about twenty years ago. I drink water in a CLEAN glass. My bad habits are smoking and Mars bars. :biggrin:
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  4. Sam Patamia

    Help with pics

    Hi Sam in the Bar under where you post says upload a file next to post reply go to your images on your pc click on the one you want will ask you to conferm i think and thats about it Some One...
    Hi Sam in the Bar under where you post says upload a file next to post reply go to your images on your pc click on the one you want will ask you to conferm i think and thats about it Some One Will Be Along to Guide you a Bit Better Soon :WINK1: Welcome to GC By the Way Nick
    Hi Sam in the Bar under where you post says upload a file next to post reply go to your images on your pc click on the one you want will ask you to conferm i think and thats about it Some One Will Be Along to Guide you a Bit Better Soon...
    Hi Sam in the Bar under where you post says upload a file next to post reply go to your images on your pc click on the one you want will ask you to conferm i think and thats about it Some One...
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  5. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    What is it about this forum!

    You'll need pete's saw doctor then ...
    You'll need pete's saw doctor then ...
    You'll need pete's saw doctor then ...
    You'll need pete's saw doctor then ...
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  6. al n
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    don't know who's more excited???

    thanks all, and thanks Nick. other than rare occasions, i'd rather have a nice coffee than a beer or wine these days , and the wife doesnt drink. so cup of cocoa for her and a nice cup of tea for...
    thanks all, and thanks Nick. other than rare occasions, i'd rather have a nice coffee than a beer or wine these days , and the wife doesnt drink. so cup of cocoa for her and a nice cup of tea for me instead. :coffee:
    thanks all, and thanks Nick. other than rare occasions, i'd rather have a nice coffee than a beer or wine these days , and the wife doesnt drink. so cup of cocoa for her and a nice cup of tea for me instead. :coffee:
    thanks all, and thanks Nick. other than rare occasions, i'd rather have a nice coffee than a beer or wine these days , and the wife doesnt drink. so cup of cocoa for her and a nice cup of tea for...
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  7. watergarden

    Skip

    We can't use a skip as we have a very narrow shared drive. We use a waste disposal company who show up with a truck, load it on and then drive it away. They usually cost half the price of a skip...
    We can't use a skip as we have a very narrow shared drive. We use a waste disposal company who show up with a truck, load it on and then drive it away. They usually cost half the price of a skip and I'd doubt you would pay much for junk in your attic to be taken away. Get one in that's...
    We can't use a skip as we have a very narrow shared drive. We use a waste disposal company who show up with a truck, load it on and then drive it away. They usually cost half the price of a skip and I'd doubt you would pay much for junk in your...
    We can't use a skip as we have a very narrow shared drive. We use a waste disposal company who show up with a truck, load it on and then drive it away. They usually cost half the price of a skip...
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  8. shiney
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    The Beauty Of Flowers

    Wow thats pretty cool. Rusty
    Wow thats pretty cool. Rusty
    Wow thats pretty cool. Rusty
    Wow thats pretty cool. Rusty
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  9. *dim*

    Pressure cooker help

    thanks .... will check the link .... I never used the skillet but will do so in future when cooking a stew
    thanks .... will check the link .... I never used the skillet but will do so in future when cooking a stew
    thanks .... will check the link .... I never used the skillet but will do so in future when cooking a stew
    thanks .... will check the link .... I never used the skillet but will do so in future when cooking a stew
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  10. Freddy
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  11. shiney

    The Olympic Rings

    You guess first confusing Olympic pictures
    You guess first confusing Olympic pictures
    You guess first confusing Olympic pictures
    You guess first confusing Olympic pictures
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  12. Gretzky

    It`s time for the cosmic lawnmower

    After the first 4 minutes 40secs, it takes you to heaven and back Freddy- superb orchestration. Wonderous stuff!!
    After the first 4 minutes 40secs, it takes you to heaven and back Freddy- superb orchestration. Wonderous stuff!!
    After the first 4 minutes 40secs, it takes you to heaven and back Freddy- superb orchestration. Wonderous stuff!!
    After the first 4 minutes 40secs, it takes you to heaven and back Freddy- superb orchestration. Wonderous stuff!!
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  13. Jenny namaste

    Happy birthaday Woo

    Happy Birthday, Wise Rose-Owl! :biggrin: Wish you the best of health, sense of humour, all the sunshine of the skies and pathways of roses wherever you go!
    Happy Birthday, Wise Rose-Owl! :biggrin: Wish you the best of health, sense of humour, all the sunshine of the skies and pathways of roses wherever you go!
    Happy Birthday, Wise Rose-Owl! :biggrin: Wish you the best of health, sense of humour, all the sunshine of the skies and pathways of roses wherever you go!
    Happy Birthday, Wise Rose-Owl! :biggrin: Wish you the best of health, sense of humour, all the sunshine of the skies and pathways of roses wherever you go!
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  14. redstar

    Her agenda

    Well, Jack and Watergardens, lets give her a chance then, she has the information of the travel and milage time, lets see what she does this week. If there is no change then we have the answer.
    Well, Jack and Watergardens, lets give her a chance then, she has the information of the travel and milage time, lets see what she does this week. If there is no change then we have the answer.
    Well, Jack and Watergardens, lets give her a chance then, she has the information of the travel and milage time, lets see what she does this week. If there is no change then we have the answer.
    Well, Jack and Watergardens, lets give her a chance then, she has the information of the travel and milage time, lets see what she does this week. If there is no change then we have the answer.
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  15. Marley Farley

    Where are you on the global fat scale?

    You're just like a little sparra :heehee: This wasn't one of your relations, was it? We 'ad a bleedin' sparrow wot lived up a bleedin' spout one day the bleedin' rain came down and washed the...
    You're just like a little sparra :heehee: This wasn't one of your relations, was it? We 'ad a bleedin' sparrow wot lived up a bleedin' spout one day the bleedin' rain came down and washed the bleeder outand as 'e lay half drownded down in the bleedin' street 'e begged that bleedin'...
    You're just like a little sparra :heehee: This wasn't one of your relations, was it? We 'ad a bleedin' sparrow wot lived up a bleedin' spout one day the bleedin' rain came down and washed the bleeder outand as 'e lay half drownded down in the...
    You're just like a little sparra :heehee: This wasn't one of your relations, was it? We 'ad a bleedin' sparrow wot lived up a bleedin' spout one day the bleedin' rain came down and washed the...
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  16. clueless1

    Moving house

    I've not done the mortgage bit, as sadly I am stuck in the rental loop, however we moved house last September for the second time in three years, and it wasn't all that bad to be honest. A few...
    I've not done the mortgage bit, as sadly I am stuck in the rental loop, however we moved house last September for the second time in three years, and it wasn't all that bad to be honest. A few tips for the actual move: - try and arrange your move so that you can overlap by a few days or even...
    I've not done the mortgage bit, as sadly I am stuck in the rental loop, however we moved house last September for the second time in three years, and it wasn't all that bad to be honest. A few tips for the actual move: - try and arrange your...
    I've not done the mortgage bit, as sadly I am stuck in the rental loop, however we moved house last September for the second time in three years, and it wasn't all that bad to be honest. A few...
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  17. Robajobs

    Just how big is your Butt?

    Naylors Ark, you win!!! Thats is right £200 for a long bit of plastic, absolute rip off. (yes I know it has to be moulded etc, but £200....)
    Naylors Ark, you win!!! Thats is right £200 for a long bit of plastic, absolute rip off. (yes I know it has to be moulded etc, but £200....)
    Naylors Ark, you win!!! Thats is right £200 for a long bit of plastic, absolute rip off. (yes I know it has to be moulded etc, but £200....)
    Naylors Ark, you win!!! Thats is right £200 for a long bit of plastic, absolute rip off. (yes I know it has to be moulded etc, but £200....)
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  18. chitting kaz
    Like x 13

    introducing NO 5

    Looks a proper cheeky lad, you can see it in his eyes, ;)
    Looks a proper cheeky lad, you can see it in his eyes, ;)
    Looks a proper cheeky lad, you can see it in his eyes, ;)
    Looks a proper cheeky lad, you can see it in his eyes, ;)
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  19. watergarden

    Would you...........(slightly dull)

    I also send them the info that the email isn't true and that, usually, it has been going around for years and send them links to a number of websites like truthorfiction and hoaxslayer etc. Plus,...
    I also send them the info that the email isn't true and that, usually, it has been going around for years and send them links to a number of websites like truthorfiction and hoaxslayer etc. Plus, I always explain how to spot possible problems in emails. The post I put above goes to friends...
    I also send them the info that the email isn't true and that, usually, it has been going around for years and send them links to a number of websites like truthorfiction and hoaxslayer etc. Plus, I always explain how to spot possible problems in...
    I also send them the info that the email isn't true and that, usually, it has been going around for years and send them links to a number of websites like truthorfiction and hoaxslayer etc. Plus,...
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  20. clueless1

    BBC Website seems to be down

    Whilst I was up in London last week I saw a lot of aliens taking photos of security measures. They were cleverly disguised as tourists :hate-shocked:. I've evacuated myself from London just in case. :dbgrtmb:
    Whilst I was up in London last week I saw a lot of aliens taking photos of security measures. They were cleverly disguised as tourists :hate-shocked:. I've evacuated myself from London just in case. :dbgrtmb:
    Whilst I was up in London last week I saw a lot of aliens taking photos of security measures. They were cleverly disguised as tourists :hate-shocked:. I've evacuated myself from London just in case. :dbgrtmb:
    Whilst I was up in London last week I saw a lot of aliens taking photos of security measures. They were cleverly disguised as tourists :hate-shocked:. I've evacuated myself from London just in case. :dbgrtmb:
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