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  1. roders

    M&S in the doldrums.

    I always thought that M and S mens clothes were for the over sixties . Now I am over sixty myself ,I think they are for the over seventies ! Is the clothes shop Dunns still going ? Now that was a...
    I always thought that M and S mens clothes were for the over sixties . Now I am over sixty myself ,I think they are for the over seventies ! Is the clothes shop Dunns still going ? Now that was a really old mans shop !:old: I now only wear designer clothes ,as long as the design is George or Matalan :biggrin:
    I always thought that M and S mens clothes were for the over sixties . Now I am over sixty myself ,I think they are for the over seventies ! Is the clothes shop Dunns still going ? Now that was a really old mans shop !:old: I now only wear designer...
    I always thought that M and S mens clothes were for the over sixties . Now I am over sixty myself ,I think they are for the over seventies ! Is the clothes shop Dunns still going ? Now that was a...
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  2. Marley Farley
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    Stunning shots of Mars..!

    True. Been thinking about the timescales, Mars lost its atmosphere & therefore most of its liquid water 3 billion years ago. Life, it seems, must have liquid, or near to liquid water to sustain...
    True. Been thinking about the timescales, Mars lost its atmosphere & therefore most of its liquid water 3 billion years ago. Life, it seems, must have liquid, or near to liquid water to sustain itself. The earliest life we know of on Earth was from 600 mya. Signs are that if there is...
    True. Been thinking about the timescales, Mars lost its atmosphere & therefore most of its liquid water 3 billion years ago. Life, it seems, must have liquid, or near to liquid water to sustain itself. The earliest life we know of on Earth...
    True. Been thinking about the timescales, Mars lost its atmosphere & therefore most of its liquid water 3 billion years ago. Life, it seems, must have liquid, or near to liquid water to sustain...
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  3. JaneCarter

    Quictent 2nd Anniversary

    From July 23 to July 25, there will be a three days celebration in Quictent. No matter you were already our customer or soon to be, we have something for you. We created a new page which we called...
    From July 23 to July 25, there will be a three days celebration in Quictent. No matter you were already our customer or soon to be, we have something for you. We created a new page which we called The Products Carnival, where you'll find the products are Much Much Much cheaper than their...
    From July 23 to July 25, there will be a three days celebration in Quictent. No matter you were already our customer or soon to be, we have something for you. We created a new page which we called The Products Carnival, where you'll find the...
    From July 23 to July 25, there will be a three days celebration in Quictent. No matter you were already our customer or soon to be, we have something for you. We created a new page which we called...
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  4. joolz68

    Baltic U.F.O.

    Cos its dark in space of course.
    Cos its dark in space of course.
    Cos its dark in space of course.
    Cos its dark in space of course.
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  5. *dim*

    What to say if you don't want to attend a birthday party?

    My son was born on Friday 13th. Since anybody with a choice avoided being admitted on that day, the hospital turned out to be relatively quiet. :heehee: It's my son's birthday tomorrow .... another...
    My son was born on Friday 13th. Since anybody with a choice avoided being admitted on that day, the hospital turned out to be relatively quiet. :heehee: It's my son's birthday tomorrow .... another Friday 13th!
    My son was born on Friday 13th. Since anybody with a choice avoided being admitted on that day, the hospital turned out to be relatively quiet. :heehee: It's my son's birthday tomorrow .... another Friday 13th!
    My son was born on Friday 13th. Since anybody with a choice avoided being admitted on that day, the hospital turned out to be relatively quiet. :heehee: It's my son's birthday tomorrow .... another...
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  6. ARMANDII
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    IN A CORNFIELD..........

    Yes it's would be nice to now the good things and the bad things that go on, not from the pess, i think it's called the truth As to be a farmer well :stirpot: Sounds like a nice person, can you send...
    Yes it's would be nice to now the good things and the bad things that go on, not from the pess, i think it's called the truth As to be a farmer well :stirpot: Sounds like a nice person, can you send him/her down my way please
    Yes it's would be nice to now the good things and the bad things that go on, not from the pess, i think it's called the truth As to be a farmer well :stirpot: Sounds like a nice person, can you send him/her down my way please
    Yes it's would be nice to now the good things and the bad things that go on, not from the pess, i think it's called the truth As to be a farmer well :stirpot: Sounds like a nice person, can you send...
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  7. Fat Controller

    We're all in it together.............

    I suppose that's the definition of fast food and convenience food combined. I can't pass judgement on MacD food as I've never had it.
    I suppose that's the definition of fast food and convenience food combined. I can't pass judgement on MacD food as I've never had it.
    I suppose that's the definition of fast food and convenience food combined. I can't pass judgement on MacD food as I've never had it.
    I suppose that's the definition of fast food and convenience food combined. I can't pass judgement on MacD food as I've never had it.
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  8. redstar

    Oregon coastline Holiday

    Yep, planning on a lot of fish dinners. Also oysters, they are so big there.
    Yep, planning on a lot of fish dinners. Also oysters, they are so big there.
    Yep, planning on a lot of fish dinners. Also oysters, they are so big there.
    Yep, planning on a lot of fish dinners. Also oysters, they are so big there.
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  9. watergarden

    50p

    Well, you know the old saying, Shiney, "Whatever floats your Groat!!]:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well, you know the old saying, Shiney, "Whatever floats your Groat!!]:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well, you know the old saying, Shiney, "Whatever floats your Groat!!]:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well, you know the old saying, Shiney, "Whatever floats your Groat!!]:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  10. Robajobs

    Mary Tavener and her sausage van

    Its a dirty job, but someone's got to do it
    Its a dirty job, but someone's got to do it
    Its a dirty job, but someone's got to do it
    Its a dirty job, but someone's got to do it
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  11. HYDROGEN86

    Dyson - worth the money?

    Henry, every time. Tough as old boots and works. And not a eyewatering gold plated price.
    Henry, every time. Tough as old boots and works. And not a eyewatering gold plated price.
    Henry, every time. Tough as old boots and works. And not a eyewatering gold plated price.
    Henry, every time. Tough as old boots and works. And not a eyewatering gold plated price.
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  12. shiney

    The Return of the Owl and the Pussycat

    Yep, that's the first one. The one I posted here is a new one. I love the way they interact!!
    Yep, that's the first one. The one I posted here is a new one. I love the way they interact!!
    Yep, that's the first one. The one I posted here is a new one. I love the way they interact!!
    Yep, that's the first one. The one I posted here is a new one. I love the way they interact!!
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  13. clueless1

    Theft from Filey Lifeboat Station

    There is a good market for cheap good, no questions asked The person i knew didn't ask and he buys he's own bike back
    There is a good market for cheap good, no questions asked The person i knew didn't ask and he buys he's own bike back
    There is a good market for cheap good, no questions asked The person i knew didn't ask and he buys he's own bike back
    There is a good market for cheap good, no questions asked The person i knew didn't ask and he buys he's own bike back
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  14. clueless1

    Has anyone tried eating snails?

    When in Gibraltar, we used to collect Snails whilst walking through the dockyard (they looked like common British garden snails), the Pub landlord took them from us and put them in a box of fine...
    When in Gibraltar, we used to collect Snails whilst walking through the dockyard (they looked like common British garden snails), the Pub landlord took them from us and put them in a box of fine sawdust for a week (to clean the tract out), then they were fried with Garlic butter, and as Dim says...
    When in Gibraltar, we used to collect Snails whilst walking through the dockyard (they looked like common British garden snails), the Pub landlord took them from us and put them in a box of fine sawdust for a week (to clean the tract out), then...
    When in Gibraltar, we used to collect Snails whilst walking through the dockyard (they looked like common British garden snails), the Pub landlord took them from us and put them in a box of fine...
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  15. EddieJ
    Like x 6

    My kind of garden centre

    Eddie, I think you would like this small one near us. Apart from selling plants it sells statues (all different materials), carvings, wooden structures and lots of unusual items from the Far...
    Eddie, I think you would like this small one near us. Apart from selling plants it sells statues (all different materials), carvings, wooden structures and lots of unusual items from the Far East, Indonesia, Malaysia etc
    Eddie, I think you would like this small one near us. Apart from selling plants it sells statues (all different materials), carvings, wooden structures and lots of unusual items from the Far East, Indonesia, Malaysia etc
    Eddie, I think you would like this small one near us. Apart from selling plants it sells statues (all different materials), carvings, wooden structures and lots of unusual items from the Far...
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  16. clueless1

    Is this a kid getting attacked by olympics officials?

    Funnily enough, I was just thinking the same thing earlier. I was also thinking that if I'd be the torch bearer and had seen that, I'd instantly go from being overwhelmed with pride to overwhelmed...
    Funnily enough, I was just thinking the same thing earlier. I was also thinking that if I'd be the torch bearer and had seen that, I'd instantly go from being overwhelmed with pride to overwhelmed with shame to have anything to do with it, and I'd have just placed the torch on the floor and...
    Funnily enough, I was just thinking the same thing earlier. I was also thinking that if I'd be the torch bearer and had seen that, I'd instantly go from being overwhelmed with pride to overwhelmed with shame to have anything to do with it, and...
    Funnily enough, I was just thinking the same thing earlier. I was also thinking that if I'd be the torch bearer and had seen that, I'd instantly go from being overwhelmed with pride to overwhelmed...
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  17. *dim*

    The Miracle of Plastic Surgery

    Sorry ladies, I can't help you :lunapic 130165696578242 5: But here's the original recording of the song by Barrel House Annie (Aletha Dickerson - Recorded in 1937) They've added pictures of shoes to the sound track.
    Sorry ladies, I can't help you :lunapic 130165696578242 5: But here's the original recording of the song by Barrel House Annie (Aletha Dickerson - Recorded in 1937) They've added pictures of shoes to the sound track.
    Sorry ladies, I can't help you :lunapic 130165696578242 5: But here's the original recording of the song by Barrel House Annie (Aletha Dickerson - Recorded in 1937) They've added pictures of shoes to the sound track.
    Sorry ladies, I can't help you :lunapic 130165696578242 5: But here's the original recording of the song by Barrel House Annie (Aletha Dickerson - Recorded in 1937) They've added pictures of shoes to the sound track.
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  18. shiney
    Like x 6

    Awesome 3D Effect and Some Nutters

    Thats amazing Shiney especially the bits where you can see the milky way!! :dancy: :ThankYou:
    Thats amazing Shiney especially the bits where you can see the milky way!! :dancy: :ThankYou:
    Thats amazing Shiney especially the bits where you can see the milky way!! :dancy: :ThankYou:
    Thats amazing Shiney especially the bits where you can see the milky way!! :dancy: :ThankYou:
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  19. shiney

    Great Piano And Dance - Boogie Woogie

    Aww, cute. I wanna do that too!
    Aww, cute. I wanna do that too!
    Aww, cute. I wanna do that too!
    Aww, cute. I wanna do that too!
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  20. redstar
    Like x 3

    Inside of a 350 year old Wooden Church in Poland.

    It is breath taking, so much work. Will keep Poland in mind for a trip. My husband is Polish.
    It is breath taking, so much work. Will keep Poland in mind for a trip. My husband is Polish.
    It is breath taking, so much work. Will keep Poland in mind for a trip. My husband is Polish.
    It is breath taking, so much work. Will keep Poland in mind for a trip. My husband is Polish.
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