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  1. shiney

    Spelling? Don't forget Grammar and Comprehension

    After reading that lot I feel as if I`ve been hit over the head with a length of 3 x 2. David.
    After reading that lot I feel as if I`ve been hit over the head with a length of 3 x 2. David.
    After reading that lot I feel as if I`ve been hit over the head with a length of 3 x 2. David.
    After reading that lot I feel as if I`ve been hit over the head with a length of 3 x 2. David.
    shiney, Feb 23, 2007
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    daitheplant
    Mar 3, 2007
  2. Webmaster

    Bananaman Question on Poker Face !!!!

    I didn't see it Eric :D
    I didn't see it Eric :D
    I didn't see it Eric :D
    I didn't see it Eric :D
    Webmaster, Mar 3, 2007
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    Banana Man
    Mar 3, 2007
  3. UsedtobeDendy

    tea and sympathy needed.....

    For everyone's delight and delectation... well - no, sorry, I can't do it! I tried to put a link to the Wikipaedia entry, but it won't do it!!! So, just google for Hemel magic roundabout, and...
    For everyone's delight and delectation... well - no, sorry, I can't do it! I tried to put a link to the Wikipaedia entry, but it won't do it!!! So, just google for Hemel magic roundabout, and you'll find it - great stuff!
    For everyone's delight and delectation... well - no, sorry, I can't do it! I tried to put a link to the Wikipaedia entry, but it won't do it!!! So, just google for Hemel magic roundabout, and you'll find it - great stuff!
    For everyone's delight and delectation... well - no, sorry, I can't do it! I tried to put a link to the Wikipaedia entry, but it won't do it!!! So, just google for Hemel magic roundabout, and...
    UsedtobeDendy, Mar 2, 2007 ... 2
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Mar 3, 2007
  4. Trux

    Contaminated Fuel

    Tis the insurance companies that will pay - but your right, if companies premiums rise, then it will the motorist that will pay.
    Tis the insurance companies that will pay - but your right, if companies premiums rise, then it will the motorist that will pay.
    Tis the insurance companies that will pay - but your right, if companies premiums rise, then it will the motorist that will pay.
    Tis the insurance companies that will pay - but your right, if companies premiums rise, then it will the motorist that will pay.
    Trux, Mar 1, 2007
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    Fran
    Mar 4, 2007
  5. UsedtobeDendy

    F.A.O. Webmaster

    I've had the same thing since Friday.I thought it was my machine playing up,so emailed my friend and she found the same thing...
    I've had the same thing since Friday.I thought it was my machine playing up,so emailed my friend and she found the same thing...
    I've had the same thing since Friday.I thought it was my machine playing up,so emailed my friend and she found the same thing...
    I've had the same thing since Friday.I thought it was my machine playing up,so emailed my friend and she found the same thing...
    UsedtobeDendy, Mar 4, 2007
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    Kandy
    Mar 4, 2007
  6. Kandy

    Moon Eclipse

    Careful kissing those Brugs Waco you will end up with "the trout pout" as per lesley ash
    Careful kissing those Brugs Waco you will end up with "the trout pout" as per lesley ash
    Careful kissing those Brugs Waco you will end up with "the trout pout" as per lesley ash
    Careful kissing those Brugs Waco you will end up with "the trout pout" as per lesley ash
    Kandy, Mar 3, 2007 ... 3 4 5
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    walnut
    Mar 5, 2007
  7. Paladin

    Wedding row!

    None taken Pal :cool:
    None taken Pal :cool:
    None taken Pal :cool:
    None taken Pal :cool:
    Paladin, Mar 3, 2007 ... 2
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    Beefy
    Mar 5, 2007
  8. Kandy

    'Friendship'

    KF thankyou you are a true friend for Kyle to have,I to choose No 1.You must be so proud of him and him of you.
    KF thankyou you are a true friend for Kyle to have,I to choose No 1.You must be so proud of him and him of you.
    KF thankyou you are a true friend for Kyle to have,I to choose No 1.You must be so proud of him and him of you.
    KF thankyou you are a true friend for Kyle to have,I to choose No 1.You must be so proud of him and him of you.
    Kandy, Mar 5, 2007
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    Scotkat
    Mar 5, 2007
  9. Scotkat

    A fright

    What a fright I got at the reserve comuunity garden this afternoon I was away to weed a real window planter wehn I heard a noise and low an dbehold a duck was I think restign or sittign on a nest...
    What a fright I got at the reserve comuunity garden this afternoon I was away to weed a real window planter wehn I heard a noise and low an dbehold a duck was I think restign or sittign on a nest . The time when you should have a camera and I did not. But yes I did get a fright as I was not...
    What a fright I got at the reserve comuunity garden this afternoon I was away to weed a real window planter wehn I heard a noise and low an dbehold a duck was I think restign or sittign on a nest . The time when you should have a camera and I did...
    What a fright I got at the reserve comuunity garden this afternoon I was away to weed a real window planter wehn I heard a noise and low an dbehold a duck was I think restign or sittign on a nest...
    Scotkat, Mar 7, 2007
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    Scotkat
    Mar 7, 2007
  10. UsedtobeDendy

    Rail strikes in Scotland......

    Had a call from Mr D returning form London, t say he'd been booked on the West Coast Route, annoyingly, since that means a bus from Preston, past the area affected by the train derailment a week...
    Had a call from Mr D returning form London, t say he'd been booked on the West Coast Route, annoyingly, since that means a bus from Preston, past the area affected by the train derailment a week or two ago.......Then I heard the news about our rail strike...... :eek:SO - looks like...
    Had a call from Mr D returning form London, t say he'd been booked on the West Coast Route, annoyingly, since that means a bus from Preston, past the area affected by the train derailment a week or two ago.......Then I heard the news about our...
    Had a call from Mr D returning form London, t say he'd been booked on the West Coast Route, annoyingly, since that means a bus from Preston, past the area affected by the train derailment a week...
    UsedtobeDendy, Mar 7, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Mar 7, 2007
  11. Daisies

    30 ways the UK has changed

    Good one Beefy :D
    Good one Beefy :D
    Good one Beefy :D
    Good one Beefy :D
    Daisies, Mar 6, 2007
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    Banana Man
    Mar 7, 2007
  12. Daisies

    The 'Toyota' licence

    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    Daisies, Mar 6, 2007
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    Kandy
    Mar 8, 2007
  13. r2oo

    Tamiya RC Car Wanted

    Hi All, I'm looking for a Tamiya radio controlled car for my little girl to play with. I have about �£20 waiting if someone has one gathering dust in their attic & would like to get rid, please...
    Hi All, I'm looking for a Tamiya radio controlled car for my little girl to play with. I have about �£20 waiting if someone has one gathering dust in their attic & would like to get rid, please let me know. some pics would be good if you do. thanks :D
    Hi All, I'm looking for a Tamiya radio controlled car for my little girl to play with. I have about �£20 waiting if someone has one gathering dust in their attic & would like to get rid, please let me know. some pics would be good if you...
    Hi All, I'm looking for a Tamiya radio controlled car for my little girl to play with. I have about �£20 waiting if someone has one gathering dust in their attic & would like to get rid, please...
    r2oo, Mar 8, 2007
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    r2oo
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  14. marge

    To Phenomenal Women Everywhere!

    to marge, rosa and all the ladies in GdC (and me...), a happy 8th of March !!http://www.cartolinemusicali.net/cartolina.asp?id=vduqf-1790
    to marge, rosa and all the ladies in GdC (and me...), a happy 8th of March !!http://www.cartolinemusicali.net/cartolina.asp?id=vduqf-1790
    to marge, rosa and all the ladies in GdC (and me...), a happy 8th of March !!http://www.cartolinemusicali.net/cartolina.asp?id=vduqf-1790
    to marge, rosa and all the ladies in GdC (and me...), a happy 8th of March !!http://www.cartolinemusicali.net/cartolina.asp?id=vduqf-1790
    marge, Feb 7, 2007
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    miraflores
    Mar 8, 2007
  15. wiseowl

    FAO ...WOO

    Hey cool picture, No problem WOO anytime :D
    Hey cool picture, No problem WOO anytime :D
    Hey cool picture, No problem WOO anytime :D
    Hey cool picture, No problem WOO anytime :D
    wiseowl, Mar 7, 2007 ... 2 3
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    Banana Man
    Mar 9, 2007
  16. mef750

    help with photo bucket please!

    Hi I tryed to sign up with photo bucket! I went through the form and all i get is error messages! can anyone advise me where i an going wrong with this please. Margaret. mef750
    Hi I tryed to sign up with photo bucket! I went through the form and all i get is error messages! can anyone advise me where i an going wrong with this please. Margaret. mef750
    Hi I tryed to sign up with photo bucket! I went through the form and all i get is error messages! can anyone advise me where i an going wrong with this please. Margaret. mef750
    Hi I tryed to sign up with photo bucket! I went through the form and all i get is error messages! can anyone advise me where i an going wrong with this please. Margaret. mef750
    mef750, Mar 9, 2007
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    mef750
    Mar 9, 2007
  17. Fran

    Aaagh - what price global warming

    It's what I have been saying for years.It is the natural evolution of the planet,but would they listen to me NO :D :DSorry,forgot the word would so had to edit it :D
    It's what I have been saying for years.It is the natural evolution of the planet,but would they listen to me NO :D :DSorry,forgot the word would so had to edit it :D
    It's what I have been saying for years.It is the natural evolution of the planet,but would they listen to me NO :D :DSorry,forgot the word would so had to edit it :D
    It's what I have been saying for years.It is the natural evolution of the planet,but would they listen to me NO :D :DSorry,forgot the word would so had to edit it :D
    Fran, Feb 27, 2007
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    Kandy
    Mar 10, 2007
  18. Kandy

    'April 1st'?

    I shall most certainley have to type faster then Dendi :D Glad you enjoyed your drink...
    I shall most certainley have to type faster then Dendi :D Glad you enjoyed your drink...
    I shall most certainley have to type faster then Dendi :D Glad you enjoyed your drink...
    I shall most certainley have to type faster then Dendi :D Glad you enjoyed your drink...
    Kandy, Mar 10, 2007 ... 2
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    Kandy
    Mar 11, 2007
  19. miraflores

    may I suggest...

    Missed both / either, did last night what i'm doing tonight, in 7th heaven, listening to classical gold, themes like harry potter, gladiator, saving private ryan. dah dah dee dee dah.
    Missed both / either, did last night what i'm doing tonight, in 7th heaven, listening to classical gold, themes like harry potter, gladiator, saving private ryan. dah dah dee dee dah.
    Missed both / either, did last night what i'm doing tonight, in 7th heaven, listening to classical gold, themes like harry potter, gladiator, saving private ryan. dah dah dee dee dah.
    Missed both / either, did last night what i'm doing tonight, in 7th heaven, listening to classical gold, themes like harry potter, gladiator, saving private ryan. dah dah dee dee dah.
    miraflores, Mar 11, 2007
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    compostee
    Mar 12, 2007
  20. paul walker

    footprints

    very nice
    very nice
    very nice
    very nice
    paul walker, Mar 13, 2007
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    miraflores
    Mar 14, 2007
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