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  1. The Muppet Show

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    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Songbird
    Locked

    REZZERS

    Meant to say thanks to @Upsydaisy - will take a look at those threads, too.
    Meant to say thanks to @Upsydaisy - will take a look at those threads, too.
    Meant to say thanks to @Upsydaisy - will take a look at those threads, too.
    Meant to say thanks to @Upsydaisy - will take a look at those threads, too.
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  2. pete
    Funny x 3

    Mystery object.

    My parents confiscated my wooden clogs after I realised they could be used as weapons if thrown with a skill. My sister and I are nowadays in good terms.Scissors were out of bounds too. I...
    My parents confiscated my wooden clogs after I realised they could be used as weapons if thrown with a skill. My sister and I are nowadays in good terms.Scissors were out of bounds too. I thought my parents would support budding engineering skills when I used a pair of kitchen scissors to...
    My parents confiscated my wooden clogs after I realised they could be used as weapons if thrown with a skill. My sister and I are nowadays in good terms.Scissors were out of bounds too. I thought my parents would support budding engineering...
    My parents confiscated my wooden clogs after I realised they could be used as weapons if thrown with a skill. My sister and I are nowadays in good terms.Scissors were out of bounds too. I...
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  3. Upsydaisy

    Happy Belated Birthday ..

    Thank you didn't do much just had a day in the garden . Normally sow tomatoes on my Bday but haven't got round to it yet, maybe tomorrow
    Thank you didn't do much just had a day in the garden . Normally sow tomatoes on my Bday but haven't got round to it yet, maybe tomorrow
    Thank you didn't do much just had a day in the garden . Normally sow tomatoes on my Bday but haven't got round to it yet, maybe tomorrow
    Thank you didn't do much just had a day in the garden . Normally sow tomatoes on my Bday but haven't got round to it yet, maybe tomorrow
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  4. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday....

    Thank you for reminding me ,it’s great to have two birthdays a year. That’s how it works ,we are told not to give our true birthday on line. I am Scorpio. THANKS.
    Thank you for reminding me ,it’s great to have two birthdays a year. That’s how it works ,we are told not to give our true birthday on line. I am Scorpio. THANKS.
    Thank you for reminding me ,it’s great to have two birthdays a year. That’s how it works ,we are told not to give our true birthday on line. I am Scorpio. THANKS.
    Thank you for reminding me ,it’s great to have two birthdays a year. That’s how it works ,we are told not to give our true birthday on line. I am Scorpio. THANKS.
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  5. Michael Hewett

    Zoom

    Maybe if I had close family living far away Zoom/Skype/or whatever would be a good idea for me too, but I only have a few relations and some of those are not very communicative anyway, so I don't...
    Maybe if I had close family living far away Zoom/Skype/or whatever would be a good idea for me too, but I only have a few relations and some of those are not very communicative anyway, so I don't know why I thought about it in the first place, and I've decided not to bother with it.
    Maybe if I had close family living far away Zoom/Skype/or whatever would be a good idea for me too, but I only have a few relations and some of those are not very communicative anyway, so I don't know why I thought about it in the first place,...
    Maybe if I had close family living far away Zoom/Skype/or whatever would be a good idea for me too, but I only have a few relations and some of those are not very communicative anyway, so I don't...
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  6. Upsydaisy

    Happy St David's Day.......

    Feliz aniversario Bella from Van, Munchkin and The Squeak. :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Feliz aniversario Bella from Van, Munchkin and The Squeak. :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Feliz aniversario Bella from Van, Munchkin and The Squeak. :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Feliz aniversario Bella from Van, Munchkin and The Squeak. :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
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  7. wiseowl
    Informative x 4

    What's your weather like MARCH 2024

    LINK TO NEW THREADWhat's your weather like APRIL 2024
    LINK TO NEW THREADWhat's your weather like APRIL 2024
    LINK TO NEW THREADWhat's your weather like APRIL 2024
    LINK TO NEW THREADWhat's your weather like APRIL 2024
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  8. Fof

    Energy Performance Rating certificates (EPC)

    They are pretty thorough here and have been doing it for years.
    They are pretty thorough here and have been doing it for years.
    They are pretty thorough here and have been doing it for years.
    They are pretty thorough here and have been doing it for years.
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  9. Baalmaiden

    Controls that are difficult to use.

    I have just mastered how to set the timer on my new oven. It is a Bosch one which should be a good make. For a start my husband cannot read the marks on the knob as they are so small. Why do...
    I have just mastered how to set the timer on my new oven. It is a Bosch one which should be a good make. For a start my husband cannot read the marks on the knob as they are so small. Why do things have buttons which go like this: Press once for X, twice for Y and three times for Z then you have...
    I have just mastered how to set the timer on my new oven. It is a Bosch one which should be a good make. For a start my husband cannot read the marks on the knob as they are so small. Why do things have buttons which go like this: Press once for...
    I have just mastered how to set the timer on my new oven. It is a Bosch one which should be a good make. For a start my husband cannot read the marks on the knob as they are so small. Why do...
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  10. pete

    Youfibre

    High fibre intake gives you the runs, whereas high fibre providers usually give one the runaround.
    High fibre intake gives you the runs, whereas high fibre providers usually give one the runaround.
    High fibre intake gives you the runs, whereas high fibre providers usually give one the runaround.
    High fibre intake gives you the runs, whereas high fibre providers usually give one the runaround.
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  11. Purple Streaks

    Early Chicago wind organ

    Goodness me that is terrible My mum witnessed the Scarborough blitz when german mines were dropped on the town, I still have a piece of the silk parachute cord used to float the mines down, she...
    Goodness me that is terrible My mum witnessed the Scarborough blitz when german mines were dropped on the town, I still have a piece of the silk parachute cord used to float the mines down, she salvaged afterwards. Her sister was working in the munitions factory they were going for at the time...
    Goodness me that is terrible My mum witnessed the Scarborough blitz when german mines were dropped on the town, I still have a piece of the silk parachute cord used to float the mines down, she salvaged afterwards. Her sister was working in the...
    Goodness me that is terrible My mum witnessed the Scarborough blitz when german mines were dropped on the town, I still have a piece of the silk parachute cord used to float the mines down, she...
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  12. Fat Controller

    Semi-garden related...

    Would a gabled lid work FC? The front half could have the holes in that Mrs FC could access more easily.
    Would a gabled lid work FC? The front half could have the holes in that Mrs FC could access more easily.
    Would a gabled lid work FC? The front half could have the holes in that Mrs FC could access more easily.
    Would a gabled lid work FC? The front half could have the holes in that Mrs FC could access more easily.
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  13. Drahcir

    Site owner protection.

    Long words probably.:whistle:;)
    Long words probably.:whistle:;)
    Long words probably.:whistle:;)
    Long words probably.:whistle:;)
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  14. Logan

    He has got to tell you something

    Ahh! But I was talking about @pete I don't think AI has got that advanced yet :loll:
    Ahh! But I was talking about @pete I don't think AI has got that advanced yet :loll:
    Ahh! But I was talking about @pete I don't think AI has got that advanced yet :loll:
    Ahh! But I was talking about @pete I don't think AI has got that advanced yet :loll:
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  15. Fof

    How to save money by US army

    I came across this today. Unbelievable!!!!! MSNUrgent need for new missiles. In short they refurbished 2700 units stored as "unservicable" and produced 1900 updated units at a saving of $50k per...
    I came across this today. Unbelievable!!!!! MSNUrgent need for new missiles. In short they refurbished 2700 units stored as "unservicable" and produced 1900 updated units at a saving of $50k per unit ($95 million in total) Unservicable means it cannot be serviced, not that has a fault. If it...
    I came across this today. Unbelievable!!!!! MSNUrgent need for new missiles. In short they refurbished 2700 units stored as "unservicable" and produced 1900 updated units at a saving of $50k per unit ($95 million in total) Unservicable means it...
    I came across this today. Unbelievable!!!!! MSNUrgent need for new missiles. In short they refurbished 2700 units stored as "unservicable" and produced 1900 updated units at a saving of $50k per...
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  16. wiseowl
    Locked
    Friendly x 3

    What's your weather like FEBRUARY 2024

    Good morning all, light rain and light winds temp 3c to 6c Precipitation 77% Sunrise 6.53 Sunrise 17.48 Rain for most of the day
    Good morning all, light rain and light winds temp 3c to 6c Precipitation 77% Sunrise 6.53 Sunrise 17.48 Rain for most of the day
    Good morning all, light rain and light winds temp 3c to 6c Precipitation 77% Sunrise 6.53 Sunrise 17.48 Rain for most of the day
    Good morning all, light rain and light winds temp 3c to 6c Precipitation 77% Sunrise 6.53 Sunrise 17.48 Rain for most of the day
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  17. Jiffy

    BT call potect 1572

    Well we spoke to a different person this morning and it seem's to be sorted, they stopped the 1572 service yesturday afternoon and the guy said he would ring back but he didn't hence we rang this...
    Well we spoke to a different person this morning and it seem's to be sorted, they stopped the 1572 service yesturday afternoon and the guy said he would ring back but he didn't hence we rang this morning and he restarted the service and i rang 1572 to see if it was working then i went the the...
    Well we spoke to a different person this morning and it seem's to be sorted, they stopped the 1572 service yesturday afternoon and the guy said he would ring back but he didn't hence we rang this morning and he restarted the service and i rang...
    Well we spoke to a different person this morning and it seem's to be sorted, they stopped the 1572 service yesturday afternoon and the guy said he would ring back but he didn't hence we rang this...
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  18. Victoria
    Like x 3

    Geneology

    I have used a company for the DNA stuff a few years back. Very disappointed, they did not tell me anything I did not already know. My cousin used the same one about 2 years ago, they did not...
    I have used a company for the DNA stuff a few years back. Very disappointed, they did not tell me anything I did not already know. My cousin used the same one about 2 years ago, they did not alert me that she was tied to me via my email.
    I have used a company for the DNA stuff a few years back. Very disappointed, they did not tell me anything I did not already know. My cousin used the same one about 2 years ago, they did not alert me that she was tied to me via my email.
    I have used a company for the DNA stuff a few years back. Very disappointed, they did not tell me anything I did not already know. My cousin used the same one about 2 years ago, they did not...
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  19. Michael Hewett

    Cleaning a teapot spout

    Thanks for all suggestions. All gratefully received and appreciatedThe spout is very narrow and bendy, and there's a sort of 'belly' at the bottom of it, and that makes it difficult to get any...
    Thanks for all suggestions. All gratefully received and appreciatedThe spout is very narrow and bendy, and there's a sort of 'belly' at the bottom of it, and that makes it difficult to get any cloth or kitchen roll down it, or to rotate anything inside it. I've even tried wire plant ties but...
    Thanks for all suggestions. All gratefully received and appreciatedThe spout is very narrow and bendy, and there's a sort of 'belly' at the bottom of it, and that makes it difficult to get any cloth or kitchen roll down it, or to rotate...
    Thanks for all suggestions. All gratefully received and appreciatedThe spout is very narrow and bendy, and there's a sort of 'belly' at the bottom of it, and that makes it difficult to get any...
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  20. Michael Hewett

    Posting a parcel

    Thanks for all suggestions, I will have a think about them
    Thanks for all suggestions, I will have a think about them
    Thanks for all suggestions, I will have a think about them
    Thanks for all suggestions, I will have a think about them
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