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  1. Fat Controller

    Hellingly Festival of Transport 2025

    After a lot of heartache and hard work, I finally got Ruby through an MOT, so we will be there. I will endeavour to post a Rustival thread then as there will be tons of stuff there that we've all...
    After a lot of heartache and hard work, I finally got Ruby through an MOT, so we will be there. I will endeavour to post a Rustival thread then as there will be tons of stuff there that we've all had over the years.
    After a lot of heartache and hard work, I finally got Ruby through an MOT, so we will be there. I will endeavour to post a Rustival thread then as there will be tons of stuff there that we've all had over the years.
    After a lot of heartache and hard work, I finally got Ruby through an MOT, so we will be there. I will endeavour to post a Rustival thread then as there will be tons of stuff there that we've all...
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  2. Purple Streaks

    HELP Scam on computer

    Glad you have got it sorted for nowHowever would second @Palustris comment about getting MalwareBytes on to your PC. You can run it in Safe mode as he says, but typically you run it like any...
    Glad you have got it sorted for nowHowever would second @Palustris comment about getting MalwareBytes on to your PC. You can run it in Safe mode as he says, but typically you run it like any other program in normal mode. Make it do a full scan once a week to be sure you are free of any...
    Glad you have got it sorted for nowHowever would second @Palustris comment about getting MalwareBytes on to your PC. You can run it in Safe mode as he says, but typically you run it like any other program in normal mode. Make it do a full...
    Glad you have got it sorted for nowHowever would second @Palustris comment about getting MalwareBytes on to your PC. You can run it in Safe mode as he says, but typically you run it like any...
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  3. BB3

    I know there's a tip thread somewhere but I can't find it . Herb tip

    @wiseowl . That sounds like the one I was looking for. Will investigate later. Thanks
    @wiseowl . That sounds like the one I was looking for. Will investigate later. Thanks
    @wiseowl . That sounds like the one I was looking for. Will investigate later. Thanks
    @wiseowl . That sounds like the one I was looking for. Will investigate later. Thanks
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  4. Tidemark

    Goodbye Tom Lehrer

    Yes, got that one too!What a brain. Went to Harvard at 15 and graduated at 18.:phew:And here he is at 95…Tom Lehrer celebrates 95 years - ABC listen
    Yes, got that one too!What a brain. Went to Harvard at 15 and graduated at 18.:phew:And here he is at 95…Tom Lehrer celebrates 95 years - ABC listen
    Yes, got that one too!What a brain. Went to Harvard at 15 and graduated at 18.:phew:And here he is at 95…Tom Lehrer celebrates 95 years - ABC listen
    Yes, got that one too!What a brain. Went to Harvard at 15 and graduated at 18.:phew:And here he is at 95…Tom Lehrer celebrates 95 years - ABC listen
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  5. Palustris
    Friendly x 3

    Next to the last ever book from me.

    Penultimate book now published. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FHBGWKZB I have one more manuscript to go and that is the lot.
    Penultimate book now published. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FHBGWKZB I have one more manuscript to go and that is the lot.
    Penultimate book now published. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FHBGWKZB I have one more manuscript to go and that is the lot.
    Penultimate book now published. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FHBGWKZB I have one more manuscript to go and that is the lot.
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  6. Selleri

    Pronouncing plant names

    It depends on whether a knife is used to spread it or a spoon to dollop it on. I'd go with clotted cream first and against tradition - blackcurrant jam. :biggrin:
    It depends on whether a knife is used to spread it or a spoon to dollop it on. I'd go with clotted cream first and against tradition - blackcurrant jam. :biggrin:
    It depends on whether a knife is used to spread it or a spoon to dollop it on. I'd go with clotted cream first and against tradition - blackcurrant jam. :biggrin:
    It depends on whether a knife is used to spread it or a spoon to dollop it on. I'd go with clotted cream first and against tradition - blackcurrant jam. :biggrin:
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  7. BB3

    Haring aids?

    They don't suffer from Myxomatosis as often as rabbits, then came Rabbit Viral Haemorraghic Fever 1 apparently introduced by landowners as rabbits were developing immunity to Myxomatosis, this...
    They don't suffer from Myxomatosis as often as rabbits, then came Rabbit Viral Haemorraghic Fever 1 apparently introduced by landowners as rabbits were developing immunity to Myxomatosis, this didn't affect hares to a great extent. Then came Rabbit Viral Haemorraghic Fever 2 which did affect...
    They don't suffer from Myxomatosis as often as rabbits, then came Rabbit Viral Haemorraghic Fever 1 apparently introduced by landowners as rabbits were developing immunity to Myxomatosis, this didn't affect hares to a great extent. Then came...
    They don't suffer from Myxomatosis as often as rabbits, then came Rabbit Viral Haemorraghic Fever 1 apparently introduced by landowners as rabbits were developing immunity to Myxomatosis, this...
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  8. Tidemark

    Aren’t human beings weird

    If there’s a spare leg lying in the road after the event, it makes it difficult to tell who it belongs to.:biggrin:
    If there’s a spare leg lying in the road after the event, it makes it difficult to tell who it belongs to.:biggrin:
    If there’s a spare leg lying in the road after the event, it makes it difficult to tell who it belongs to.:biggrin:
    If there’s a spare leg lying in the road after the event, it makes it difficult to tell who it belongs to.:biggrin:
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  9. ricky101

    Neck Pillows

    Have a stiff drink and go lay down on a nice soft pillow :biggrin:
    Have a stiff drink and go lay down on a nice soft pillow :biggrin:
    Have a stiff drink and go lay down on a nice soft pillow :biggrin:
    Have a stiff drink and go lay down on a nice soft pillow :biggrin:
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  10. enc

    Morning after the rain ...

    Few clips from this morning
    Few clips from this morning
    Few clips from this morning
    Few clips from this morning
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  11. Tidemark

    Any email experts out there?

    Also their Outbox.
    Also their Outbox.
    Also their Outbox.
    Also their Outbox.
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  12. BB3
    Funny x 7

    Is it an age thing or what?

    We went from 24 to 48 now 72! I still perspire whichever one I use. :biggrin: :whistle:This reminds me, we can;t buy deodorant soap here ... but you can buy Fa liquid/shower soap. :dunno:
    We went from 24 to 48 now 72! I still perspire whichever one I use. :biggrin: :whistle:This reminds me, we can;t buy deodorant soap here ... but you can buy Fa liquid/shower soap. :dunno:
    We went from 24 to 48 now 72! I still perspire whichever one I use. :biggrin: :whistle:This reminds me, we can;t buy deodorant soap here ... but you can buy Fa liquid/shower soap. :dunno:
    We went from 24 to 48 now 72! I still perspire whichever one I use. :biggrin: :whistle:This reminds me, we can;t buy deodorant soap here ... but you can buy Fa liquid/shower soap. :dunno:
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  13. BB3

    Peachy mould

    I'm a bit over particular, maybe. I keep food areas awful clean. I looked in the bread bin. The end of a loaf was covered in a pretty apricot mould with fluffy white bits. It scared the BJs...
    I'm a bit over particular, maybe. I keep food areas awful clean. I looked in the bread bin. The end of a loaf was covered in a pretty apricot mould with fluffy white bits. It scared the BJs out of me. I bleached the bin and the council counter food compost bin.. Then I googled. It's not...
    I'm a bit over particular, maybe. I keep food areas awful clean. I looked in the bread bin. The end of a loaf was covered in a pretty apricot mould with fluffy white bits. It scared the BJs out of me. I bleached the bin and the council...
    I'm a bit over particular, maybe. I keep food areas awful clean. I looked in the bread bin. The end of a loaf was covered in a pretty apricot mould with fluffy white bits. It scared the BJs...
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  14. BB3

    Buying a Television

    I have an 18" Toshiba with a built in DVD player that sits alongside my computer screen. I did have a few problems but when I changed the remote control the problems went. Like you Pete I don't...
    I have an 18" Toshiba with a built in DVD player that sits alongside my computer screen. I did have a few problems but when I changed the remote control the problems went. Like you Pete I don't like to fiddle with things I don't really understand.
    I have an 18" Toshiba with a built in DVD player that sits alongside my computer screen. I did have a few problems but when I changed the remote control the problems went. Like you Pete I don't like to fiddle with things I don't really understand.
    I have an 18" Toshiba with a built in DVD player that sits alongside my computer screen. I did have a few problems but when I changed the remote control the problems went. Like you Pete I don't...
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  15. Sheal

    Breach alert!

    @Sheal It's typical of all our 'mainstream' media that they only report the sensational side of the news without checking the facts or the other side of the news.
    @Sheal It's typical of all our 'mainstream' media that they only report the sensational side of the news without checking the facts or the other side of the news.
    @Sheal It's typical of all our 'mainstream' media that they only report the sensational side of the news without checking the facts or the other side of the news.
    @Sheal It's typical of all our 'mainstream' media that they only report the sensational side of the news without checking the facts or the other side of the news.
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  16. Selleri

    Tying shoelaces- butterfly vs grown up way

    When both parents had to work full time (sometimes doing more than one job each) to pay for their mortgage I'm afraid.
    When both parents had to work full time (sometimes doing more than one job each) to pay for their mortgage I'm afraid.
    When both parents had to work full time (sometimes doing more than one job each) to pay for their mortgage I'm afraid.
    When both parents had to work full time (sometimes doing more than one job each) to pay for their mortgage I'm afraid.
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  17. Palustris

    A short book this time.

    Many years ago on a different Garden website the users were challenged to write stories based on the 10 titles posted. One was to choose one title and post the result. I actually managed to write...
    Many years ago on a different Garden website the users were challenged to write stories based on the 10 titles posted. One was to choose one title and post the result. I actually managed to write 7. This one was never really finished until this year (only 15 years or so late). Only 66 pages, but...
    Many years ago on a different Garden website the users were challenged to write stories based on the 10 titles posted. One was to choose one title and post the result. I actually managed to write 7. This one was never really finished until this...
    Many years ago on a different Garden website the users were challenged to write stories based on the 10 titles posted. One was to choose one title and post the result. I actually managed to write...
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  18. Bluejayway
    Informative x 5

    No words...again

    Vegan "cheese" is generally a complete shocker. Most of the brands are just flavoured coconut oil and starch, with no nutritional value at all. I worry that there's parents sending their kid off...
    Vegan "cheese" is generally a complete shocker. Most of the brands are just flavoured coconut oil and starch, with no nutritional value at all. I worry that there's parents sending their kid off to school with a "cheese" sandwich ...
    Vegan "cheese" is generally a complete shocker. Most of the brands are just flavoured coconut oil and starch, with no nutritional value at all. I worry that there's parents sending their kid off to school with a "cheese" sandwich ...
    Vegan "cheese" is generally a complete shocker. Most of the brands are just flavoured coconut oil and starch, with no nutritional value at all. I worry that there's parents sending their kid off...
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  19. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    Renewable energy sources - the good, the bad and the ugly

    Not that I liked Boris, but didn't he name Starmer Captain flip flop a long time ago. Starmer just changes policy from one minute to the next. I think he's going to get hammering from his mates...
    Not that I liked Boris, but didn't he name Starmer Captain flip flop a long time ago. Starmer just changes policy from one minute to the next. I think he's going to get hammering from his mates the unions in the coming months, he's down as a soft touch.
    Not that I liked Boris, but didn't he name Starmer Captain flip flop a long time ago. Starmer just changes policy from one minute to the next. I think he's going to get hammering from his mates the unions in the coming months, he's down as a...
    Not that I liked Boris, but didn't he name Starmer Captain flip flop a long time ago. Starmer just changes policy from one minute to the next. I think he's going to get hammering from his mates...
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  20. Selleri

    Why is Rosalind ham?

    You must have heard the expression 'hamming it up' when referring to over-acting and doing it quite badly? It doesn't mean 'stupid'. Rosamund is an actress in this particular book.
    You must have heard the expression 'hamming it up' when referring to over-acting and doing it quite badly? It doesn't mean 'stupid'. Rosamund is an actress in this particular book.
    You must have heard the expression 'hamming it up' when referring to over-acting and doing it quite badly? It doesn't mean 'stupid'. Rosamund is an actress in this particular book.
    You must have heard the expression 'hamming it up' when referring to over-acting and doing it quite badly? It doesn't mean 'stupid'. Rosamund is an actress in this particular book.
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