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  1. Scotkat

    Tennis tonight

    And another exciting match .
    And another exciting match .
    And another exciting match .
    And another exciting match .
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  2. catztail

    Olympic torch

    Ok so I levered my butt out of bed and drove up to where I work. It was CHUCKING it down but there was a good crowd out. I didn't get that good of pics :(
    Ok so I levered my butt out of bed and drove up to where I work. It was CHUCKING it down but there was a good crowd out. I didn't get that good of pics :(
    Ok so I levered my butt out of bed and drove up to where I work. It was CHUCKING it down but there was a good crowd out. I didn't get that good of pics :(
    Ok so I levered my butt out of bed and drove up to where I work. It was CHUCKING it down but there was a good crowd out. I didn't get that good of pics :(
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  3. Scotkat

    Another exciting night of Tennis

    Well I've been baby sitting tonight and watched TV for the first time in ages, and must admit the tennis was very good. It's been years since I last watched a match and seemed to recall the Men's...
    Well I've been baby sitting tonight and watched TV for the first time in ages, and must admit the tennis was very good. It's been years since I last watched a match and seemed to recall the Men's game was just down to who had the biggest serve, but tonight there was an awful lot of skill not...
    Well I've been baby sitting tonight and watched TV for the first time in ages, and must admit the tennis was very good. It's been years since I last watched a match and seemed to recall the Men's game was just down to who had the biggest serve,...
    Well I've been baby sitting tonight and watched TV for the first time in ages, and must admit the tennis was very good. It's been years since I last watched a match and seemed to recall the Men's...
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  4. Fat Controller

    Chemical engineering experiment

    Shudnt be too far behind with the home made altho the demijohns did only turn up today......
    Shudnt be too far behind with the home made altho the demijohns did only turn up today......
    Shudnt be too far behind with the home made altho the demijohns did only turn up today......
    Shudnt be too far behind with the home made altho the demijohns did only turn up today......
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  5. Jiffy

    Weather

    Just right for the leftover turkey
    Just right for the leftover turkey
    Just right for the leftover turkey
    Just right for the leftover turkey
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  6. miraflores

    england vs italy on sunday

    Lucky again, against the Germans:biggrin:
    Lucky again, against the Germans:biggrin:
    Lucky again, against the Germans:biggrin:
    Lucky again, against the Germans:biggrin:
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  7. Phil A
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    Blimey

    And a suntan... Steve...:)
    And a suntan... Steve...:)
    And a suntan... Steve...:)
    And a suntan... Steve...:)
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  8. watergarden

    age, i must be getting old.

    :cry3:Do I know you lot?:sad: When you get to my age then you'll have something to worry about, if you can remember what it is.:)
    :cry3:Do I know you lot?:sad: When you get to my age then you'll have something to worry about, if you can remember what it is.:)
    :cry3:Do I know you lot?:sad: When you get to my age then you'll have something to worry about, if you can remember what it is.:)
    :cry3:Do I know you lot?:sad: When you get to my age then you'll have something to worry about, if you can remember what it is.:)
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  9. Axl

    The Shire to Mordor

    Aesculus had an e mail earlier. I sent one to everyone this morning, but it'll take a while for them to come thru due to it being such a narrow bit of fibre optic that they have to squeeze thru.
    Aesculus had an e mail earlier. I sent one to everyone this morning, but it'll take a while for them to come thru due to it being such a narrow bit of fibre optic that they have to squeeze thru.
    Aesculus had an e mail earlier. I sent one to everyone this morning, but it'll take a while for them to come thru due to it being such a narrow bit of fibre optic that they have to squeeze thru.
    Aesculus had an e mail earlier. I sent one to everyone this morning, but it'll take a while for them to come thru due to it being such a narrow bit of fibre optic that they have to squeeze thru.
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  10. Folly Mon

    Flash Floods

    A few years ago when Sheffield sunk, I had to find my way home from one side of Don valley to the other. A journey that is usually 2 miles took me several junctions up the motorway, and nearly 5...
    A few years ago when Sheffield sunk, I had to find my way home from one side of Don valley to the other. A journey that is usually 2 miles took me several junctions up the motorway, and nearly 5 hours just to find a passable route through. As I re-entered Sheffield from the north, and drove...
    A few years ago when Sheffield sunk, I had to find my way home from one side of Don valley to the other. A journey that is usually 2 miles took me several junctions up the motorway, and nearly 5 hours just to find a passable route through. As I...
    A few years ago when Sheffield sunk, I had to find my way home from one side of Don valley to the other. A journey that is usually 2 miles took me several junctions up the motorway, and nearly 5...
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  11. Sheal

    Sorry, more bad news!

    invent a system that automatically (instantly) tallies your shopping trolley groceries instead of scanning each item one at a time you will get rich
    invent a system that automatically (instantly) tallies your shopping trolley groceries instead of scanning each item one at a time you will get rich
    invent a system that automatically (instantly) tallies your shopping trolley groceries instead of scanning each item one at a time you will get rich
    invent a system that automatically (instantly) tallies your shopping trolley groceries instead of scanning each item one at a time you will get rich
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  12. Phil A

    For Jenny Namasté

    Bring back Radio 2LO :old: Who remembers 'In Town Tonight' or 'Paul Temple'? :)
    Bring back Radio 2LO :old: Who remembers 'In Town Tonight' or 'Paul Temple'? :)
    Bring back Radio 2LO :old: Who remembers 'In Town Tonight' or 'Paul Temple'? :)
    Bring back Radio 2LO :old: Who remembers 'In Town Tonight' or 'Paul Temple'? :)
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  13. Fidgetsmum

    Oh bless him!

    Like a number of other gardeners, I save even more water by peeing on the compost heap (but only the one in the back garden :heehee:).
    Like a number of other gardeners, I save even more water by peeing on the compost heap (but only the one in the back garden :heehee:).
    Like a number of other gardeners, I save even more water by peeing on the compost heap (but only the one in the back garden :heehee:).
    Like a number of other gardeners, I save even more water by peeing on the compost heap (but only the one in the back garden :heehee:).
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  14. Steve R

    Taxi !!

    Go here, and enter your postcode or address if you want more specifics. Thanks to Lishka for the link! Steve...:)
    Go here, and enter your postcode or address if you want more specifics. Thanks to Lishka for the link! Steve...:)
    Go here, and enter your postcode or address if you want more specifics. Thanks to Lishka for the link! Steve...:)
    Go here, and enter your postcode or address if you want more specifics. Thanks to Lishka for the link! Steve...:)
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  15. Marley Farley

    Red Arrows... Olympics... !!

    All Done For Ya Marley :WINK1: loved them as a kid My Fave Uncle Took me Every Where as a kid to Catch a Glimps of them God Rest His Soul AND SO THEY SHOULD OPEN THE GAMES :dbgrtmb:
    All Done For Ya Marley :WINK1: loved them as a kid My Fave Uncle Took me Every Where as a kid to Catch a Glimps of them God Rest His Soul AND SO THEY SHOULD OPEN THE GAMES :dbgrtmb:
    All Done For Ya Marley :WINK1: loved them as a kid My Fave Uncle Took me Every Where as a kid to Catch a Glimps of them God Rest His Soul AND SO THEY SHOULD OPEN THE GAMES :dbgrtmb:
    All Done For Ya Marley :WINK1: loved them as a kid My Fave Uncle Took me Every Where as a kid to Catch a Glimps of them God Rest His Soul AND SO THEY SHOULD OPEN THE GAMES :dbgrtmb:
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  16. clueless1
    Like x 6

    David Cameron's new Benefits

    i have a lot to say regarding the spongers and lazy good for nowt members of society but it'll take an age, and i can't waste my time on typing about them. unfortunately, greed has caused this...
    i have a lot to say regarding the spongers and lazy good for nowt members of society but it'll take an age, and i can't waste my time on typing about them. unfortunately, greed has caused this state we are in as a nation, greed from banks, greed from the long term lazy bruggers, greed from the...
    i have a lot to say regarding the spongers and lazy good for nowt members of society but it'll take an age, and i can't waste my time on typing about them. unfortunately, greed has caused this state we are in as a nation, greed from banks,...
    i have a lot to say regarding the spongers and lazy good for nowt members of society but it'll take an age, and i can't waste my time on typing about them. unfortunately, greed has caused this...
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  17. al n
    Like x 4

    marmite, i have seen the light!!.......

    Everyone in our house loves it except OH, he says we are all disgusting and smell, dd's then spend 5 mins or so trying to give him a kiss :heehee:
    Everyone in our house loves it except OH, he says we are all disgusting and smell, dd's then spend 5 mins or so trying to give him a kiss :heehee:
    Everyone in our house loves it except OH, he says we are all disgusting and smell, dd's then spend 5 mins or so trying to give him a kiss :heehee:
    Everyone in our house loves it except OH, he says we are all disgusting and smell, dd's then spend 5 mins or so trying to give him a kiss :heehee:
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  18. ClaraLou

    For Penny ...

    Thank you Clara.....thats beautiful, even fully clothed :heehee: I cant wait to see it when it flowers, bet its stunning.:spinning:
    Thank you Clara.....thats beautiful, even fully clothed :heehee: I cant wait to see it when it flowers, bet its stunning.:spinning:
    Thank you Clara.....thats beautiful, even fully clothed :heehee: I cant wait to see it when it flowers, bet its stunning.:spinning:
    Thank you Clara.....thats beautiful, even fully clothed :heehee: I cant wait to see it when it flowers, bet its stunning.:spinning:
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  19. watergarden
    Like x 3

    Unusual garden ornament, the sequel

    Wait till I make the one shown in my avatar.:WINK1: I also have another idea for a life size figure which scare xxxx out of anyone who happens across it. The down side is that my estimated build...
    Wait till I make the one shown in my avatar.:WINK1: I also have another idea for a life size figure which scare xxxx out of anyone who happens across it. The down side is that my estimated build time for it is a year. :frown:
    Wait till I make the one shown in my avatar.:WINK1: I also have another idea for a life size figure which scare xxxx out of anyone who happens across it. The down side is that my estimated build time for it is a year. :frown:
    Wait till I make the one shown in my avatar.:WINK1: I also have another idea for a life size figure which scare xxxx out of anyone who happens across it. The down side is that my estimated build...
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  20. Folly Mon

    ANY One Herd Off Lazy Dog?

    Just reinsured me motor for 12 months £190 fully comp including off road use and lost key cover well chuffed £5 cheaper than last year.1 advantage of being an old fart!
    Just reinsured me motor for 12 months £190 fully comp including off road use and lost key cover well chuffed £5 cheaper than last year.1 advantage of being an old fart!
    Just reinsured me motor for 12 months £190 fully comp including off road use and lost key cover well chuffed £5 cheaper than last year.1 advantage of being an old fart!
    Just reinsured me motor for 12 months £190 fully comp including off road use and lost key cover well chuffed £5 cheaper than last year.1 advantage of being an old fart!
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