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  1. clueless1

    My mildly bad day

    This advice is for one night only Clueless...just to keep Trunky safe after his bad day:WINK1:...As for you...keep on your ownside:biggrin:
    This advice is for one night only Clueless...just to keep Trunky safe after his bad day:WINK1:...As for you...keep on your ownside:biggrin:
    This advice is for one night only Clueless...just to keep Trunky safe after his bad day:WINK1:...As for you...keep on your ownside:biggrin:
    This advice is for one night only Clueless...just to keep Trunky safe after his bad day:WINK1:...As for you...keep on your ownside:biggrin:
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  2. Gazania
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    book bargains . . .

    It's difficult to do this with a Kindle. :heehee:
    It's difficult to do this with a Kindle. :heehee:
    It's difficult to do this with a Kindle. :heehee:
    It's difficult to do this with a Kindle. :heehee:
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  3. Folly Mon
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    Counseling Services in local Hosptial

    I remember that ad campaign. It used to have me in stitches. It reminded me of fun times I and some of my mates would have with the assistance of certain exotic herbs. One time, I did actually...
    I remember that ad campaign. It used to have me in stitches. It reminded me of fun times I and some of my mates would have with the assistance of certain exotic herbs. One time, I did actually get the paranoia bit, and would have had a panic attack if I could have been bothered to move. I lost...
    I remember that ad campaign. It used to have me in stitches. It reminded me of fun times I and some of my mates would have with the assistance of certain exotic herbs. One time, I did actually get the paranoia bit, and would have had a panic...
    I remember that ad campaign. It used to have me in stitches. It reminded me of fun times I and some of my mates would have with the assistance of certain exotic herbs. One time, I did actually...
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  4. ClaraLou
    Like x 10

    Ever felt unwelcome in your own garden?

    He did use to carp on sometimes, but we do miss him. Admin don't mess about with words that could prove painfull later on when we're not expecting it Jenny
    He did use to carp on sometimes, but we do miss him. Admin don't mess about with words that could prove painfull later on when we're not expecting it Jenny
    He did use to carp on sometimes, but we do miss him. Admin don't mess about with words that could prove painfull later on when we're not expecting it Jenny
    He did use to carp on sometimes, but we do miss him. Admin don't mess about with words that could prove painfull later on when we're not expecting it Jenny
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  5. Jack McHammocklashing

    Oh no I have done it again :-(

    Woweeee!!!. I feel a party comin' on in Bella Italia tonight. Good on ya Jack, ma wee lad. Just keep on rockin:hapfeet: Jenny:grphg:
    Woweeee!!!. I feel a party comin' on in Bella Italia tonight. Good on ya Jack, ma wee lad. Just keep on rockin:hapfeet: Jenny:grphg:
    Woweeee!!!. I feel a party comin' on in Bella Italia tonight. Good on ya Jack, ma wee lad. Just keep on rockin:hapfeet: Jenny:grphg:
    Woweeee!!!. I feel a party comin' on in Bella Italia tonight. Good on ya Jack, ma wee lad. Just keep on rockin:hapfeet: Jenny:grphg:
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  6. *dim*

    Japan Typhoon Warning

    :rofllol: It would seem these days, its best economically to loose wars :scratch:
    :rofllol: It would seem these days, its best economically to loose wars :scratch:
    :rofllol: It would seem these days, its best economically to loose wars :scratch:
    :rofllol: It would seem these days, its best economically to loose wars :scratch:
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  7. Phil A

    On the BBC Ear Player tonight

    For all you Bowie Fans.
    For all you Bowie Fans.
    For all you Bowie Fans.
    For all you Bowie Fans.
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  8. *dim*

    Time for another car ... Volvo 960 or Volvo 850?

    Nice one :) - you don't see many Caddy's knocking about nowadays, so hope the one you are getting is a good one.
    Nice one :) - you don't see many Caddy's knocking about nowadays, so hope the one you are getting is a good one.
    Nice one :) - you don't see many Caddy's knocking about nowadays, so hope the one you are getting is a good one.
    Nice one :) - you don't see many Caddy's knocking about nowadays, so hope the one you are getting is a good one.
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  9. Axl
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    21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

    Hey they are lovely Thank you for Showing us
    Hey they are lovely Thank you for Showing us
    Hey they are lovely Thank you for Showing us
    Hey they are lovely Thank you for Showing us
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  10. Sheal
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    Sunset over Mount Rainier

    It's amazing isn't it Joolz? :)
    It's amazing isn't it Joolz? :)
    It's amazing isn't it Joolz? :)
    It's amazing isn't it Joolz? :)
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  11. wiseowl
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    Woos New Grandaughter

    She only needs to smile at them and she'll get the job. :dbgrtmb:
    She only needs to smile at them and she'll get the job. :dbgrtmb:
    She only needs to smile at them and she'll get the job. :dbgrtmb:
    She only needs to smile at them and she'll get the job. :dbgrtmb:
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  12. *dim*

    neighbours

    Oh don't give a respone to clueless, last time we did that he toppled a small Eastern block Country:doh:
    Oh don't give a respone to clueless, last time we did that he toppled a small Eastern block Country:doh:
    Oh don't give a respone to clueless, last time we did that he toppled a small Eastern block Country:doh:
    Oh don't give a respone to clueless, last time we did that he toppled a small Eastern block Country:doh:
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  13. watergarden

    hungry or are you Hank Marvin (starving)

    Tee Hee. Again my response must be restrained by moderator standards of behaviour:doh::snork:
    Tee Hee. Again my response must be restrained by moderator standards of behaviour:doh::snork:
    Tee Hee. Again my response must be restrained by moderator standards of behaviour:doh::snork:
    Tee Hee. Again my response must be restrained by moderator standards of behaviour:doh::snork:
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  14. gcc3663

    Classic Quotes

    What is it with the Environment Agency? When there was flooding in Gloucester I pricked up my ears (because I have rellies there) to hear the spokes'person' say "There's a lot of water about" ...
    What is it with the Environment Agency? When there was flooding in Gloucester I pricked up my ears (because I have rellies there) to hear the spokes'person' say "There's a lot of water about" No - y'don't say!
    What is it with the Environment Agency? When there was flooding in Gloucester I pricked up my ears (because I have rellies there) to hear the spokes'person' say "There's a lot of water about" No - y'don't say!
    What is it with the Environment Agency? When there was flooding in Gloucester I pricked up my ears (because I have rellies there) to hear the spokes'person' say "There's a lot of water about" ...
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  15. clueless1
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    Our old lifeboat, Sir James Knott

    Such a sad story,Jack. I have always lived by the sea but never experienced anything as tragic as that. I swam out to a Naval training vessel( about 3/4 mile off shore for a dare as a kid ( got...
    Such a sad story,Jack. I have always lived by the sea but never experienced anything as tragic as that. I swam out to a Naval training vessel( about 3/4 mile off shore for a dare as a kid ( got brought back to shore in a duck)and played "chicken" with others along the harbour arm one Winter's...
    Such a sad story,Jack. I have always lived by the sea but never experienced anything as tragic as that. I swam out to a Naval training vessel( about 3/4 mile off shore for a dare as a kid ( got brought back to shore in a duck)and played...
    Such a sad story,Jack. I have always lived by the sea but never experienced anything as tragic as that. I swam out to a Naval training vessel( about 3/4 mile off shore for a dare as a kid ( got...
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  17. Sheal

    M25

    Shineyshield spreading its 'fluence...
    Shineyshield spreading its 'fluence...
    Shineyshield spreading its 'fluence...
    Shineyshield spreading its 'fluence...
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  18. Phil A

    Ziggy got Mad

    Oooooo, those were the days Clueless! :)
    Oooooo, those were the days Clueless! :)
    Oooooo, those were the days Clueless! :)
    Oooooo, those were the days Clueless! :)
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  19. chitting kaz

    oh i may get too exited

    Oh, Gaaawwwwd.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Oh, Gaaawwwwd.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Oh, Gaaawwwwd.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Oh, Gaaawwwwd.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  20. Victoria
    Like x 5

    Legalities of life ...

    I think a lot of you know I worked in law for most of my life, so I find these things funny .. hope you do as well ... :heehee: IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER These are...
    I think a lot of you know I worked in law for most of my life, so I find these things funny .. hope you do as well ... :heehee: IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word...
    I think a lot of you know I worked in law for most of my life, so I find these things funny .. hope you do as well ... :heehee: IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts...
    I think a lot of you know I worked in law for most of my life, so I find these things funny .. hope you do as well ... :heehee: IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER These are...
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