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  1. Folly Mon
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    HAPPY JUBBLE ALL OF YA

    Jack, you promised not to let on who I really am!!! :nonofinger:
    Jack, you promised not to let on who I really am!!! :nonofinger:
    Jack, you promised not to let on who I really am!!! :nonofinger:
    Jack, you promised not to let on who I really am!!! :nonofinger:
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  2. Gazania

    Is it just me then ?

    Welcome back, al:thumbsup::snork:
    Welcome back, al:thumbsup::snork:
    Welcome back, al:thumbsup::snork:
    Welcome back, al:thumbsup::snork:
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  3. Scotkat

    Finally just got logged on again

    good idea Ziggy will do right away
    good idea Ziggy will do right away
    good idea Ziggy will do right away
    good idea Ziggy will do right away
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  4. ClaraLou
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    It aint half hot here

    ...and put the heating on and get a wooly pully on....keep a brolly to hand too...sorted:dbgrtmb:..... Oh i'm such a ray of sunshine.....:WINK1: Hope you've had a fabulous time Claralou:SUNsmile:
    ...and put the heating on and get a wooly pully on....keep a brolly to hand too...sorted:dbgrtmb:..... Oh i'm such a ray of sunshine.....:WINK1: Hope you've had a fabulous time Claralou:SUNsmile:
    ...and put the heating on and get a wooly pully on....keep a brolly to hand too...sorted:dbgrtmb:..... Oh i'm such a ray of sunshine.....:WINK1: Hope you've had a fabulous time Claralou:SUNsmile:
    ...and put the heating on and get a wooly pully on....keep a brolly to hand too...sorted:dbgrtmb:..... Oh i'm such a ray of sunshine.....:WINK1: Hope you've had a fabulous time Claralou:SUNsmile:
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  5. rustyroots

    Photos from phone

    So for those with access to ios6 you won't even need the app
    So for those with access to ios6 you won't even need the app
    So for those with access to ios6 you won't even need the app
    So for those with access to ios6 you won't even need the app
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  6. Gay Gardener

    Ah, we appear to be back ...

    seems we are back for all now
    seems we are back for all now
    seems we are back for all now
    seems we are back for all now
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  7. catztail

    Hey Folly Mon

    Thats Amazing!!! :ThankYou: Catz Im just Converting mine to an icecream coffee bar with Donut machine Ile Post some Pics when its Done Iv Gutted it on the Down Time of GC Iv Come up with a Desighn For...
    Thats Amazing!!! :ThankYou: Catz Im just Converting mine to an icecream coffee bar with Donut machine Ile Post some Pics when its Done Iv Gutted it on the Down Time of GC Iv Come up with a Desighn For Stain less Steel Sinks at 99p each 2 of 1.98p watch this space and i will reviel All :heehee: its also going...
    Thats Amazing!!! :ThankYou: Catz Im just Converting mine to an icecream coffee bar with Donut machine Ile Post some Pics when its Done Iv Gutted it on the Down Time of GC Iv Come up with a Desighn For Stain less Steel Sinks at 99p each 2 of 1.98p watch...
    Thats Amazing!!! :ThankYou: Catz Im just Converting mine to an icecream coffee bar with Donut machine Ile Post some Pics when its Done Iv Gutted it on the Down Time of GC Iv Come up with a Desighn For...
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  8. Fat Controller
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    Can I just say............

    I just LURVE this forum, it's brilliant - the banter, the camaraderie and the helpful advice whenever you have a serious question are just the best.
    I just LURVE this forum, it's brilliant - the banter, the camaraderie and the helpful advice whenever you have a serious question are just the best.
    I just LURVE this forum, it's brilliant - the banter, the camaraderie and the helpful advice whenever you have a serious question are just the best.
    I just LURVE this forum, it's brilliant - the banter, the camaraderie and the helpful advice whenever you have a serious question are just the best.
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  9. Folly Mon
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    G C You Never Know Wot You Have Got Till Its Gone!!!

    I think it's the glasses that make him look like a woodlouse, but without them...:rolleyespink:
    I think it's the glasses that make him look like a woodlouse, but without them...:rolleyespink:
    I think it's the glasses that make him look like a woodlouse, but without them...:rolleyespink:
    I think it's the glasses that make him look like a woodlouse, but without them...:rolleyespink:
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  10. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Marley Farley

    Hiya Marley, sorry I missed this. I hope twas a good 'un:blue thumb: ATB...Freddy
    Hiya Marley, sorry I missed this. I hope twas a good 'un:blue thumb: ATB...Freddy
    Hiya Marley, sorry I missed this. I hope twas a good 'un:blue thumb: ATB...Freddy
    Hiya Marley, sorry I missed this. I hope twas a good 'un:blue thumb: ATB...Freddy
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  11. Murphy's Mum
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    Facebook

    Not got a facebook account myself, but my wife found it very good when she was on maternity leave to keep in touch with work friends. And she now uses it to organise activities for my son to do...
    Not got a facebook account myself, but my wife found it very good when she was on maternity leave to keep in touch with work friends. And she now uses it to organise activities for my son to do with the other mothers and children she met at the post natal classes she went to. But on the other...
    Not got a facebook account myself, but my wife found it very good when she was on maternity leave to keep in touch with work friends. And she now uses it to organise activities for my son to do with the other mothers and children she met at the...
    Not got a facebook account myself, but my wife found it very good when she was on maternity leave to keep in touch with work friends. And she now uses it to organise activities for my son to do...
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  12. Phil A

    Attention : Gardeners Corner Downtime

    :dancy::hapydancsmil::yes::yay: YEAH whoop whoop nice to have you all back :grphg::wub2:
    :dancy::hapydancsmil::yes::yay: YEAH whoop whoop nice to have you all back :grphg::wub2:
    :dancy::hapydancsmil::yes::yay: YEAH whoop whoop nice to have you all back :grphg::wub2:
    :dancy::hapydancsmil::yes::yay: YEAH whoop whoop nice to have you all back :grphg::wub2:
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  13. *dim*

    2012 Euro Cup Riot control

    Looks like their tactics may have been put to good use last night, given the violence between the Russian and Polish fans. Good on them I say, I just wish our Police had the same weapons are...
    Looks like their tactics may have been put to good use last night, given the violence between the Russian and Polish fans. Good on them I say, I just wish our Police had the same weapons are their disposal to deal with the scumbags during the riots last year. I've been caught in the middle...
    Looks like their tactics may have been put to good use last night, given the violence between the Russian and Polish fans. Good on them I say, I just wish our Police had the same weapons are their disposal to deal with the scumbags during the...
    Looks like their tactics may have been put to good use last night, given the violence between the Russian and Polish fans. Good on them I say, I just wish our Police had the same weapons are...
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  14. Sparra

    Listening to my thugs and wondering...

    Oh dear, such a shame my son took all his camping gear with him when he left home :WINK1: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: Told ya Spruce, evil/bad mum here, I am turning (if not already turned) into a grumpy old woman. this...
    Oh dear, such a shame my son took all his camping gear with him when he left home :WINK1: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: Told ya Spruce, evil/bad mum here, I am turning (if not already turned) into a grumpy old woman. this could also explain why I turned the BBQ into a potting table :WINK1:
    Oh dear, such a shame my son took all his camping gear with him when he left home :WINK1: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: Told ya Spruce, evil/bad mum here, I am turning (if not already turned) into a grumpy old woman. this could also explain why I turned the BBQ into a...
    Oh dear, such a shame my son took all his camping gear with him when he left home :WINK1: :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: Told ya Spruce, evil/bad mum here, I am turning (if not already turned) into a grumpy old woman. this...
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  15. Val..
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    The Poppy thread reminded me of this........

    I have to agree with you on that one, Boghopper :blue thumb: And it was written by a Canadian :blue thumb:
    I have to agree with you on that one, Boghopper :blue thumb: And it was written by a Canadian :blue thumb:
    I have to agree with you on that one, Boghopper :blue thumb: And it was written by a Canadian :blue thumb:
    I have to agree with you on that one, Boghopper :blue thumb: And it was written by a Canadian :blue thumb:
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  16. merleworld
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    Manners

    I have always told my brood " manners cost nothing so use them" but we still see it everyday, my dd holding the door for an older lady followed by another 4 people of varying ages, not one thank...
    I have always told my brood " manners cost nothing so use them" but we still see it everyday, my dd holding the door for an older lady followed by another 4 people of varying ages, not one thank you :mad: I explained to dd in a rather louder voice than normal, that some people are just ignorant and...
    I have always told my brood " manners cost nothing so use them" but we still see it everyday, my dd holding the door for an older lady followed by another 4 people of varying ages, not one thank you :mad: I explained to dd in a rather louder voice...
    I have always told my brood " manners cost nothing so use them" but we still see it everyday, my dd holding the door for an older lady followed by another 4 people of varying ages, not one thank...
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  17. Fat Controller
    Like x 11

    Jobs you wish you had never started......

    Thanks for the advice guys :blue thumb:
    Thanks for the advice guys :blue thumb:
    Thanks for the advice guys :blue thumb:
    Thanks for the advice guys :blue thumb:
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  18. Phil A
    Locked

    Attention : Gardeners Corner Downtime

    hate to be the bearer of bad news but we are being forced to change servers as the new one is not big enough to cope.This will mean we will go down for some time. At first we were told it would...
    hate to be the bearer of bad news but we are being forced to change servers as the new one is not big enough to cope.This will mean we will go down for some time. At first we were told it would be 3 days, but the Hosts are now saying it will be less than that.Nathan will keep us updated on...
    hate to be the bearer of bad news but we are being forced to change servers as the new one is not big enough to cope.This will mean we will go down for some time. At first we were told it would be 3 days, but the Hosts are now saying it will be...
    hate to be the bearer of bad news but we are being forced to change servers as the new one is not big enough to cope.This will mean we will go down for some time. At first we were told it would...
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  19. ClaraLou
    Like x 11

    Please, no more with the culture and vibrancy

    Tut its not fair. You should be able to get a load of community service people to do it for you, since its their sort that beneffits most from back allies....
    Tut its not fair. You should be able to get a load of community service people to do it for you, since its their sort that beneffits most from back allies....
    Tut its not fair. You should be able to get a load of community service people to do it for you, since its their sort that beneffits most from back allies....
    Tut its not fair. You should be able to get a load of community service people to do it for you, since its their sort that beneffits most from back allies....
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  20. Jack McHammocklashing
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    What a bummer Queens 60th JUBILEE

    I'm sure she will at some point - they clearly dote on each other, which is nice to see after all their years together; gives some hope for the rest of us. I'm not so sure that would be the...
    I'm sure she will at some point - they clearly dote on each other, which is nice to see after all their years together; gives some hope for the rest of us. I'm not so sure that would be the cause of his illness, although it could well have made matters worse. I reckon that he has been...
    I'm sure she will at some point - they clearly dote on each other, which is nice to see after all their years together; gives some hope for the rest of us. I'm not so sure that would be the cause of his illness, although it could well have...
    I'm sure she will at some point - they clearly dote on each other, which is nice to see after all their years together; gives some hope for the rest of us. I'm not so sure that would be the...
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