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  1. Folly Mon

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY to SHEAL

    I wondered what the celebrations were for. Hope you enjoyed Robbie, Tom, Paul et al. And especially Grace Jones' amazing hula-hooping - just for you!:lunapic 130165696578242 5: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
    I wondered what the celebrations were for. Hope you enjoyed Robbie, Tom, Paul et al. And especially Grace Jones' amazing hula-hooping - just for you!:lunapic 130165696578242 5: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
    I wondered what the celebrations were for. Hope you enjoyed Robbie, Tom, Paul et al. And especially Grace Jones' amazing hula-hooping - just for you!:lunapic 130165696578242 5: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
    I wondered what the celebrations were for. Hope you enjoyed Robbie, Tom, Paul et al. And especially Grace Jones' amazing hula-hooping - just for you!:lunapic 130165696578242 5: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
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  2. Spruce

    Leap Year & Xtra Bank Holiday ?

    Its not an extra bank holiday anyway, the government have made sure of that, just like last year. If your contract says X amount of paid holiday per annum. that is all you get. They make you...
    Its not an extra bank holiday anyway, the government have made sure of that, just like last year. If your contract says X amount of paid holiday per annum. that is all you get. They make you take it out of the paid days that you are entitled to. So its not an EXTRA day its just, "you will...
    Its not an extra bank holiday anyway, the government have made sure of that, just like last year. If your contract says X amount of paid holiday per annum. that is all you get. They make you take it out of the paid days that you are entitled...
    Its not an extra bank holiday anyway, the government have made sure of that, just like last year. If your contract says X amount of paid holiday per annum. that is all you get. They make you...
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  3. ClaraLou

    Won't someone please think of the shrimps!

    Huh, so one guy- another expert (with obviously no tangible social life whatsoever -viz. Dr Alex Ford) has decreed that it's "happy" drugs causing the shrimps to swim towards light. Has anyone...
    Huh, so one guy- another expert (with obviously no tangible social life whatsoever -viz. Dr Alex Ford) has decreed that it's "happy" drugs causing the shrimps to swim towards light. Has anyone interviewed shrimps to find out why they took these drugs in the first place? I wouldn't want to live...
    Huh, so one guy- another expert (with obviously no tangible social life whatsoever -viz. Dr Alex Ford) has decreed that it's "happy" drugs causing the shrimps to swim towards light. Has anyone interviewed shrimps to find out why they took these...
    Huh, so one guy- another expert (with obviously no tangible social life whatsoever -viz. Dr Alex Ford) has decreed that it's "happy" drugs causing the shrimps to swim towards light. Has anyone...
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  4. HYDROGEN86

    Crib goch - snowdon horseshoe

    If i get stuck on the edge of a cliff or anything, i know who to call then :biggrin:
    If i get stuck on the edge of a cliff or anything, i know who to call then :biggrin:
    If i get stuck on the edge of a cliff or anything, i know who to call then :biggrin:
    If i get stuck on the edge of a cliff or anything, i know who to call then :biggrin:
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  5. HYDROGEN86

    Holland and Barrett

    Thanks pal :biggrin: :dancy:
    Thanks pal :biggrin: :dancy:
    Thanks pal :biggrin: :dancy:
    Thanks pal :biggrin: :dancy:
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  6. Sheal

    For Folly Mon

    Nick if you go into 'Members Gallery' and look at 'Folly' you'll see exactly where it is. :)
    Nick if you go into 'Members Gallery' and look at 'Folly' you'll see exactly where it is. :)
    Nick if you go into 'Members Gallery' and look at 'Folly' you'll see exactly where it is. :)
    Nick if you go into 'Members Gallery' and look at 'Folly' you'll see exactly where it is. :)
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  7. HarryS

    Beacon Light

    How many are being lit in the UK does anyone know? it says 4000 in the commonwealth but on the map it only looks like there are a few :scratch: They all seem to be around the coast too...
    How many are being lit in the UK does anyone know? it says 4000 in the commonwealth but on the map it only looks like there are a few :scratch: They all seem to be around the coast too...
    How many are being lit in the UK does anyone know? it says 4000 in the commonwealth but on the map it only looks like there are a few :scratch: They all seem to be around the coast too...
    How many are being lit in the UK does anyone know? it says 4000 in the commonwealth but on the map it only looks like there are a few :scratch: They all seem to be around the coast too...
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  8. Gazania

    What you reading at the mo' ?

    Yup, love historical novels but preferably well-researched. My knowledge of the Wars of the Roses is gleaned almost entirely from the most learned Phillipa Gregory, the civil war between Stephen...
    Yup, love historical novels but preferably well-researched. My knowledge of the Wars of the Roses is gleaned almost entirely from the most learned Phillipa Gregory, the civil war between Stephen and Matilda gets done by Ellis Peters in the Brother Cadfael novels (more bliss discovering them)...
    Yup, love historical novels but preferably well-researched. My knowledge of the Wars of the Roses is gleaned almost entirely from the most learned Phillipa Gregory, the civil war between Stephen and Matilda gets done by Ellis Peters in the...
    Yup, love historical novels but preferably well-researched. My knowledge of the Wars of the Roses is gleaned almost entirely from the most learned Phillipa Gregory, the civil war between Stephen...
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  9. Folly Mon
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  10. Spruce

    Seagull Doo !!

    Not nice Spruce.
    Not nice Spruce.
    Not nice Spruce.
    Not nice Spruce.
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  11. EddieJ
    Like x 6

    Yet another curvy abstract

    Olympic Torch went thru my head too, but then I thought of the Van der Graff generator at the Science Museum. Look great with lightning bolts coming out of it:runforhills:
    Olympic Torch went thru my head too, but then I thought of the Van der Graff generator at the Science Museum. Look great with lightning bolts coming out of it:runforhills:
    Olympic Torch went thru my head too, but then I thought of the Van der Graff generator at the Science Museum. Look great with lightning bolts coming out of it:runforhills:
    Olympic Torch went thru my head too, but then I thought of the Van der Graff generator at the Science Museum. Look great with lightning bolts coming out of it:runforhills:
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  13. Folly Mon

    Any one heard of Daitheplant???

    Somewhere or other there's a post from Jack saying he'd PM'd Woo and he was 'coping'. I do hope he's feeling a little better. I hope Dai comes back too. His missus was ill a while back; I do...
    Somewhere or other there's a post from Jack saying he'd PM'd Woo and he was 'coping'. I do hope he's feeling a little better. I hope Dai comes back too. His missus was ill a while back; I do hope she's made a full recovery.
    Somewhere or other there's a post from Jack saying he'd PM'd Woo and he was 'coping'. I do hope he's feeling a little better. I hope Dai comes back too. His missus was ill a while back; I do hope she's made a full recovery.
    Somewhere or other there's a post from Jack saying he'd PM'd Woo and he was 'coping'. I do hope he's feeling a little better. I hope Dai comes back too. His missus was ill a while back; I do...
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  14. clueless1

    What happened to the nocturnals?

    Everybody else has sorted out their addictions :snork: What a lovely moth :dancy: :wub2:
    Everybody else has sorted out their addictions :snork: What a lovely moth :dancy: :wub2:
    Everybody else has sorted out their addictions :snork: What a lovely moth :dancy: :wub2:
    Everybody else has sorted out their addictions :snork: What a lovely moth :dancy: :wub2:
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  15. catztail

    clean your bbq!!

    always use the BBQ outdoors unless it rains ...
    always use the BBQ outdoors unless it rains ...
    always use the BBQ outdoors unless it rains ...
    always use the BBQ outdoors unless it rains ...
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  16. Phil A
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    Thank You Hannah

    Cheers Hannah, Not had x ray as I know I broke the middle bit last year, thats healed fine now, it was just my ankle that was hurting & the swelling & pain are almost gone now:dbgrtmb: Wont be pulling...
    Cheers Hannah, Not had x ray as I know I broke the middle bit last year, thats healed fine now, it was just my ankle that was hurting & the swelling & pain are almost gone now:dbgrtmb: Wont be pulling the Rickshaw any time soon though.
    Cheers Hannah, Not had x ray as I know I broke the middle bit last year, thats healed fine now, it was just my ankle that was hurting & the swelling & pain are almost gone now:dbgrtmb: Wont be pulling the Rickshaw any time soon though.
    Cheers Hannah, Not had x ray as I know I broke the middle bit last year, thats healed fine now, it was just my ankle that was hurting & the swelling & pain are almost gone now:dbgrtmb: Wont be pulling...
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  17. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Happy Birthday Bilbo

    To Bilbo, many happy returns of the day old chap, Jenny :ktykss:
    To Bilbo, many happy returns of the day old chap, Jenny :ktykss:
    To Bilbo, many happy returns of the day old chap, Jenny :ktykss:
    To Bilbo, many happy returns of the day old chap, Jenny :ktykss:
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  18. HYDROGEN86

    Bills

    I nearly had blows .... they make sure that they come when the kids are home (after 16h00) .... then bang on the door .... they work in pairs bang on my door without ringing the doorbell when...
    I nearly had blows .... they make sure that they come when the kids are home (after 16h00) .... then bang on the door .... they work in pairs bang on my door without ringing the doorbell when it's in full vision, then I get into a bad mood .... if I open the door, and there are 2 twenty year...
    I nearly had blows .... they make sure that they come when the kids are home (after 16h00) .... then bang on the door .... they work in pairs bang on my door without ringing the doorbell when it's in full vision, then I get into a bad mood .......
    I nearly had blows .... they make sure that they come when the kids are home (after 16h00) .... then bang on the door .... they work in pairs bang on my door without ringing the doorbell when...
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  19. Fat Controller

    Holidays!!!

    I don't mind at all Jenny - enjoy! :)
    I don't mind at all Jenny - enjoy! :)
    I don't mind at all Jenny - enjoy! :)
    I don't mind at all Jenny - enjoy! :)
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  20. joolz68

    Jenny namaste...thank you

    Sadly, mine didn't survive more than two years ... but I am inundated with pes-caprae, the yellow one which has taken over the Algarve ... :hate-shocked:
    Sadly, mine didn't survive more than two years ... but I am inundated with pes-caprae, the yellow one which has taken over the Algarve ... :hate-shocked:
    Sadly, mine didn't survive more than two years ... but I am inundated with pes-caprae, the yellow one which has taken over the Algarve ... :hate-shocked:
    Sadly, mine didn't survive more than two years ... but I am inundated with pes-caprae, the yellow one which has taken over the Algarve ... :hate-shocked:
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