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  1. Bilbo675
    Like x 4

    2000 and Counting...

    Thank you Joolz, but you need a change from time to time. :)
    Thank you Joolz, but you need a change from time to time. :)
    Thank you Joolz, but you need a change from time to time. :)
    Thank you Joolz, but you need a change from time to time. :)
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  2. Sheal

    Happy Birthday!

    Hope you had a good one!!!:ccheers: Val
    Hope you had a good one!!!:ccheers: Val
    Hope you had a good one!!!:ccheers: Val
    Hope you had a good one!!!:ccheers: Val
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  3. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Doesn't bear thinking about

    We've had a think about this one & decided to keep it locked until after the court case. We know its only a small risk but we don't want Gardeners Corner being implicated in influencing a Jury...
    We've had a think about this one & decided to keep it locked until after the court case. We know its only a small risk but we don't want Gardeners Corner being implicated in influencing a Jury in a murder trial. Thank you for your patience everybody.
    We've had a think about this one & decided to keep it locked until after the court case. We know its only a small risk but we don't want Gardeners Corner being implicated in influencing a Jury in a murder trial. Thank you for your patience...
    We've had a think about this one & decided to keep it locked until after the court case. We know its only a small risk but we don't want Gardeners Corner being implicated in influencing a Jury...
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  4. EddieJ

    Help required to find business card display stands

    look for an old music stand off ebay ... here is a new one (there are loads of cheaper ones)
    look for an old music stand off ebay ... here is a new one (there are loads of cheaper ones)
    look for an old music stand off ebay ... here is a new one (there are loads of cheaper ones)
    look for an old music stand off ebay ... here is a new one (there are loads of cheaper ones)
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  5. RichardRobins
    Like x 6

    Server move this weekend info

    Ah, drug enhancement, so that's what a server upgrade is all about :snork:
    Ah, drug enhancement, so that's what a server upgrade is all about :snork:
    Ah, drug enhancement, so that's what a server upgrade is all about :snork:
    Ah, drug enhancement, so that's what a server upgrade is all about :snork:
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  6. Val..
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  7. HYDROGEN86

    Radioactive tuna safe to eat

    I agree with part of what your saying but i wouldnt class radioactive contamination as a small thing to worry about. Salt content, saturated, fat, artifical colouring small concerns.... uranium...
    I agree with part of what your saying but i wouldnt class radioactive contamination as a small thing to worry about. Salt content, saturated, fat, artifical colouring small concerns.... uranium hmmmm :snork: i had tuna pasta bake for dinner.
    I agree with part of what your saying but i wouldnt class radioactive contamination as a small thing to worry about. Salt content, saturated, fat, artifical colouring small concerns.... uranium hmmmm :snork: i had tuna pasta bake for dinner.
    I agree with part of what your saying but i wouldnt class radioactive contamination as a small thing to worry about. Salt content, saturated, fat, artifical colouring small concerns.... uranium...
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  8. clueless1

    One for Ziggy

    The law covers listed buildings but unfortunately not other old buildings unless they are in a conservation area. If it were listed & work was carried out without listed building consent (which...
    The law covers listed buildings but unfortunately not other old buildings unless they are in a conservation area. If it were listed & work was carried out without listed building consent (which is separate to planning consent) then the contractor would be liable for an unlimited fine and or a...
    The law covers listed buildings but unfortunately not other old buildings unless they are in a conservation area. If it were listed & work was carried out without listed building consent (which is separate to planning consent) then the...
    The law covers listed buildings but unfortunately not other old buildings unless they are in a conservation area. If it were listed & work was carried out without listed building consent (which...
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  9. Folly Mon
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    Ziggy Thank You So Much for my Pressant

    Glad you like it Nick, see not everything that has got Folly Mon written all over it has been climbed by Fred Dibnah:biggrin:
    Glad you like it Nick, see not everything that has got Folly Mon written all over it has been climbed by Fred Dibnah:biggrin:
    Glad you like it Nick, see not everything that has got Folly Mon written all over it has been climbed by Fred Dibnah:biggrin:
    Glad you like it Nick, see not everything that has got Folly Mon written all over it has been climbed by Fred Dibnah:biggrin:
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  10. Val..
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    Strange garden ornament!!!

    yer sent it back it got damaged in transit love the link watergarden :WINK1: :ThankYou: think im going to start to install the other pool the week end weather permiting ile measure it in the morning...
    yer sent it back it got damaged in transit love the link watergarden :WINK1: :ThankYou: think im going to start to install the other pool the week end weather permiting ile measure it in the morning and let you know iv got 2 i bought in a deal off ebay a few months ago just un sure witch one to use...
    yer sent it back it got damaged in transit love the link watergarden :WINK1: :ThankYou: think im going to start to install the other pool the week end weather permiting ile measure it in the morning and let you know iv got 2 i bought in a deal off...
    yer sent it back it got damaged in transit love the link watergarden :WINK1: :ThankYou: think im going to start to install the other pool the week end weather permiting ile measure it in the morning...
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  11. HYDROGEN86

    Does anyone know where i can buy a really large metal frame arch??

    I had one made to order from a local fabricator. Can't remember what it cost as it was several years ago but I remember that it was cheaper than I'd expected and he also delivered and erected it...
    I had one made to order from a local fabricator. Can't remember what it cost as it was several years ago but I remember that it was cheaper than I'd expected and he also delivered and erected it for me within the cost. It's been a really good buy.
    I had one made to order from a local fabricator. Can't remember what it cost as it was several years ago but I remember that it was cheaper than I'd expected and he also delivered and erected it for me within the cost. It's been a really good buy.
    I had one made to order from a local fabricator. Can't remember what it cost as it was several years ago but I remember that it was cheaper than I'd expected and he also delivered and erected it...
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  12. HYDROGEN86

    Does anyone know where i can buy a really large metal frame arch??

    Hi everyone, i have had a good look on the internet but i can only find smaller arches, and im looking for one at least 30ft long?? Like the one at bodnat gardens for example. I just want to...
    Hi everyone, i have had a good look on the internet but i can only find smaller arches, and im looking for one at least 30ft long?? Like the one at bodnat gardens for example. I just want to check prices but not sure if its one big long arch or if they used lots of smaller ones linked...
    Hi everyone, i have had a good look on the internet but i can only find smaller arches, and im looking for one at least 30ft long?? Like the one at bodnat gardens for example. I just want to check prices but not sure if its one big long arch or...
    Hi everyone, i have had a good look on the internet but i can only find smaller arches, and im looking for one at least 30ft long?? Like the one at bodnat gardens for example. I just want to...
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  13. Gay Gardener

    Eurovision night

    Mira, in 1964 my mum and dad were supposed to be on a quiet romantic holiday for two in Alassio the year Italy won Eurovision with 'Non Ho L'Eta'. Apparently the locals played it non stop, over...
    Mira, in 1964 my mum and dad were supposed to be on a quiet romantic holiday for two in Alassio the year Italy won Eurovision with 'Non Ho L'Eta'. Apparently the locals played it non stop, over and over again, day and night. Everyone, from ancient grannies to tiny children, sang along with the...
    Mira, in 1964 my mum and dad were supposed to be on a quiet romantic holiday for two in Alassio the year Italy won Eurovision with 'Non Ho L'Eta'. Apparently the locals played it non stop, over and over again, day and night. Everyone, from...
    Mira, in 1964 my mum and dad were supposed to be on a quiet romantic holiday for two in Alassio the year Italy won Eurovision with 'Non Ho L'Eta'. Apparently the locals played it non stop, over...
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  14. Folly Mon
    Like x 7

    2 More Sleeps to Mr & Mrs Shineys Garden Day

    That's the first hurdle over Moyra, well done. :dbgrtmb:
    That's the first hurdle over Moyra, well done. :dbgrtmb:
    That's the first hurdle over Moyra, well done. :dbgrtmb:
    That's the first hurdle over Moyra, well done. :dbgrtmb:
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  15. clueless1

    Antique flute

    :biggrin: Could not remember posting this !- after a days gardening and an afternoon of beer sampling and BBQ in the sun
    :biggrin: Could not remember posting this !- after a days gardening and an afternoon of beer sampling and BBQ in the sun
    :biggrin: Could not remember posting this !- after a days gardening and an afternoon of beer sampling and BBQ in the sun
    :biggrin: Could not remember posting this !- after a days gardening and an afternoon of beer sampling and BBQ in the sun
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  16. Fidgetsmum

    Heating oil spillage - clean-up suggestions?

    HHow about some boxed in raised beds above the contaminated area?
    HHow about some boxed in raised beds above the contaminated area?
    HHow about some boxed in raised beds above the contaminated area?
    HHow about some boxed in raised beds above the contaminated area?
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  17. Val..
    Like x 12

    Do you like my car!!!!!

    This reminds of something. Remember the Bedford Rascal, the tiny little van? Well when I was 16 I was on a YT scheme (government training for school leavers). Our instructor had a Bedford...
    This reminds of something. Remember the Bedford Rascal, the tiny little van? Well when I was 16 I was on a YT scheme (government training for school leavers). Our instructor had a Bedford Rascal. He used to park it in our workshop, set us our task for the day, and then just wander off not to...
    This reminds of something. Remember the Bedford Rascal, the tiny little van? Well when I was 16 I was on a YT scheme (government training for school leavers). Our instructor had a Bedford Rascal. He used to park it in our workshop, set us our...
    This reminds of something. Remember the Bedford Rascal, the tiny little van? Well when I was 16 I was on a YT scheme (government training for school leavers). Our instructor had a Bedford...
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  18. clueless1

    Terminology - Fence posts etc

    Slab wood.
    Slab wood.
    Slab wood.
    Slab wood.
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  19. ClaraLou

    Britain's fattest teen

    I know this sounds cruel, but i find it hard to have any sympathy for her. She was given all the help in the world and managed to loose most the weight but then put it all back on! She chooses to...
    I know this sounds cruel, but i find it hard to have any sympathy for her. She was given all the help in the world and managed to loose most the weight but then put it all back on! She chooses to eat the food, nobody is forcing it down her neck. If she had not already had huge ammounts of...
    I know this sounds cruel, but i find it hard to have any sympathy for her. She was given all the help in the world and managed to loose most the weight but then put it all back on! She chooses to eat the food, nobody is forcing it down her neck. ...
    I know this sounds cruel, but i find it hard to have any sympathy for her. She was given all the help in the world and managed to loose most the weight but then put it all back on! She chooses to...
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  20. Gay Gardener

    Thermosyness

    I'm with Jack on this, there are a few places where Tea tastes awful usually it's the coffee bar chains like Starbucks as the staff don't seem to have a clue how to make a proper cuppa even though...
    I'm with Jack on this, there are a few places where Tea tastes awful usually it's the coffee bar chains like Starbucks as the staff don't seem to have a clue how to make a proper cuppa even though they charge an arm and a leg for it. Back to the OP: I agree these new stainless steel flasks...
    I'm with Jack on this, there are a few places where Tea tastes awful usually it's the coffee bar chains like Starbucks as the staff don't seem to have a clue how to make a proper cuppa even though they charge an arm and a leg for it. Back to...
    I'm with Jack on this, there are a few places where Tea tastes awful usually it's the coffee bar chains like Starbucks as the staff don't seem to have a clue how to make a proper cuppa even though...
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