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  1. ClaraLou

    Olympic torches up for grab on ebay: a snip at £100,000

    No-one seems to mention that at £240 per torch the UKOC claws in nearly £2M - thats why they arn't interfering in the EBay situation!
    No-one seems to mention that at £240 per torch the UKOC claws in nearly £2M - thats why they arn't interfering in the EBay situation!
    No-one seems to mention that at £240 per torch the UKOC claws in nearly £2M - thats why they arn't interfering in the EBay situation!
    No-one seems to mention that at £240 per torch the UKOC claws in nearly £2M - thats why they arn't interfering in the EBay situation!
    ClaraLou, May 22, 2012
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    gcc3663
    May 25, 2012
  2. stumorphmac

    SEASONS

    You're right Stumorphmac, but I think a lot of people determine summer by the weather these days and not the time of year. Our weather is so crazy, perhaps how we name our seasons (spring, summer,...
    You're right Stumorphmac, but I think a lot of people determine summer by the weather these days and not the time of year. Our weather is so crazy, perhaps how we name our seasons (spring, summer, autumn, winter) should be dropped anyway and move to something more like 'the rainy' or 'typhoon...
    You're right Stumorphmac, but I think a lot of people determine summer by the weather these days and not the time of year. Our weather is so crazy, perhaps how we name our seasons (spring, summer, autumn, winter) should be dropped anyway and move...
    You're right Stumorphmac, but I think a lot of people determine summer by the weather these days and not the time of year. Our weather is so crazy, perhaps how we name our seasons (spring, summer,...
    stumorphmac, May 25, 2012
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    Sheal
    May 25, 2012
  3. shiney

    A Simple, Short, Quiz

    JUST OVER A FORT NIGHT AND STILL STRUGGLING :snork:
    JUST OVER A FORT NIGHT AND STILL STRUGGLING :snork:
    JUST OVER A FORT NIGHT AND STILL STRUGGLING :snork:
    JUST OVER A FORT NIGHT AND STILL STRUGGLING :snork:
    shiney, May 21, 2012 ... 2
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    Folly Mon
    May 25, 2012
  4. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Theory Test

    Top Mon Young Barnaby!!! :wow: Well Done you The Only Thing Iv Ever Passed is a Petrol Station!!!!!!! THEN RUN OUT OF PETROL :mad: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Good Luck With Next Stage & Remember NO LEAD IN Ya RIGHT BOOT :nonofinger: :snork:
    Top Mon Young Barnaby!!! :wow: Well Done you The Only Thing Iv Ever Passed is a Petrol Station!!!!!!! THEN RUN OUT OF PETROL :mad: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Good Luck With Next Stage & Remember NO LEAD IN Ya RIGHT BOOT :nonofinger: :snork:
    Top Mon Young Barnaby!!! :wow: Well Done you The Only Thing Iv Ever Passed is a Petrol Station!!!!!!! THEN RUN OUT OF PETROL :mad: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Good Luck With Next Stage & Remember NO LEAD IN Ya RIGHT BOOT :nonofinger: :snork:
    Top Mon Young Barnaby!!! :wow: Well Done you The Only Thing Iv Ever Passed is a Petrol Station!!!!!!! THEN RUN OUT OF PETROL :mad: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Good Luck With Next Stage & Remember NO LEAD IN Ya RIGHT BOOT :nonofinger: :snork:
    Phil A, May 23, 2012
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    Folly Mon
    May 25, 2012
  5. ClaraLou
    Like x 3

    Whoo-hoo! Hotter than Greece today!

    Jiffy, it's 41.5 C here so it's cooler where you are!! Stay under that hedge !!
    Jiffy, it's 41.5 C here so it's cooler where you are!! Stay under that hedge !!
    Jiffy, it's 41.5 C here so it's cooler where you are!! Stay under that hedge !!
    Jiffy, it's 41.5 C here so it's cooler where you are!! Stay under that hedge !!
    DSCF2837.JPG Thermometer reading at 15.18pm 25 May 2012 001 (768x1024).jpg
    ClaraLou, May 24, 2012 ... 2
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    Jenny namaste
    May 25, 2012
  6. Gay Gardener

    Living in the sticks

    Two people i know don't have main electricty:mad: , and one of them dose not have mains water still uses well water :cool:
    Two people i know don't have main electricty:mad: , and one of them dose not have mains water still uses well water :cool:
    Two people i know don't have main electricty:mad: , and one of them dose not have mains water still uses well water :cool:
    Two people i know don't have main electricty:mad: , and one of them dose not have mains water still uses well water :cool:
    Gay Gardener, May 12, 2012 ... 2 3 4
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    Jiffy
    May 25, 2012
  7. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Reported Post

    OMG.........:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    OMG.........:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    OMG.........:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    OMG.........:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Phil A, May 24, 2012
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    Penny in Ontario
    May 25, 2012
  8. Sheal

    Car turbo

    bit of an ant-climax to that story pal :snork: :biggrin:
    bit of an ant-climax to that story pal :snork: :biggrin:
    bit of an ant-climax to that story pal :snork: :biggrin:
    bit of an ant-climax to that story pal :snork: :biggrin:
    Sheal, May 23, 2012 ... 2
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    HYDROGEN86
    May 25, 2012
  9. Fidgetsmum
    Like x 6

    The 'Rip-off Games'

    I can't see the dedicated lane working. Sods Law says:- "If there's a quiet lane, it'll get filled by taxis, buses and white vans" Ergo: "Which quiet lane was that then?"
    I can't see the dedicated lane working. Sods Law says:- "If there's a quiet lane, it'll get filled by taxis, buses and white vans" Ergo: "Which quiet lane was that then?"
    I can't see the dedicated lane working. Sods Law says:- "If there's a quiet lane, it'll get filled by taxis, buses and white vans" Ergo: "Which quiet lane was that then?"
    I can't see the dedicated lane working. Sods Law says:- "If there's a quiet lane, it'll get filled by taxis, buses and white vans" Ergo: "Which quiet lane was that then?"
    Fidgetsmum, May 19, 2012 ... 2 3
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    gcc3663
    May 25, 2012
  10. clueless1
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    Floods, droughts, olympics and politics - my conspiracy theory

    It took over an hour, using the hose (although I don't have a Blue Badge I do have a medical exemption - pretty little piece of paper from the water authority :) ), to water all our normal lot of...
    It took over an hour, using the hose (although I don't have a Blue Badge I do have a medical exemption - pretty little piece of paper from the water authority :) ), to water all our normal lot of baskets, pots, greenhouse etc as well as the 1,000+ plants for our charity sale. :phew:
    It took over an hour, using the hose (although I don't have a Blue Badge I do have a medical exemption - pretty little piece of paper from the water authority :) ), to water all our normal lot of baskets, pots, greenhouse etc as well as the 1,000+...
    It took over an hour, using the hose (although I don't have a Blue Badge I do have a medical exemption - pretty little piece of paper from the water authority :) ), to water all our normal lot of...
    clueless1, May 2, 2012 ... 2
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    shiney
    May 25, 2012
  11. watergarden

    Wheely?

    Watergarden will just get it fixed and the neighbour will run over the other one. :heehee:
    Watergarden will just get it fixed and the neighbour will run over the other one. :heehee:
    Watergarden will just get it fixed and the neighbour will run over the other one. :heehee:
    Watergarden will just get it fixed and the neighbour will run over the other one. :heehee:
    watergarden, May 22, 2012
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    Sheal
    May 24, 2012
  12. Phil A
    Like x 3

    You're Nicked me old beauty

    Yep, that should do nicely as a deterrent!!!!:thumbsup: Val
    Yep, that should do nicely as a deterrent!!!!:thumbsup: Val
    Yep, that should do nicely as a deterrent!!!!:thumbsup: Val
    Yep, that should do nicely as a deterrent!!!!:thumbsup: Val
    Phil A, May 22, 2012
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    Val..
    May 24, 2012
  13. Jack McHammocklashing

    Pension nightmare Xafinity

    I've done a couple of cruises, very nice too:blue thumb:
    I've done a couple of cruises, very nice too:blue thumb:
    I've done a couple of cruises, very nice too:blue thumb:
    I've done a couple of cruises, very nice too:blue thumb:
    Jack McHammocklashing, May 4, 2012 ... 2
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    Freddy
    May 24, 2012
  14. clueless1
    Like x 8

    Own up, who's got it?

    No Jack, there's not enough room under the bed for fluff either. :heehee:
    No Jack, there's not enough room under the bed for fluff either. :heehee:
    No Jack, there's not enough room under the bed for fluff either. :heehee:
    No Jack, there's not enough room under the bed for fluff either. :heehee:
    clueless1, May 18, 2012 ... 2 3
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    Sheal
    May 23, 2012
  15. Sheal

    Car turbo

    Please ignore this second thread. I'm having problems posting. :doh:
    Please ignore this second thread. I'm having problems posting. :doh:
    Please ignore this second thread. I'm having problems posting. :doh:
    Please ignore this second thread. I'm having problems posting. :doh:
    Sheal, May 23, 2012
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    Sheal
    May 23, 2012
  16. Phil A

    Floods Going Down Now

    Not in Somerset Gcc, Not just the grazing thats gone, on the other side of the moor half a field of Wheat is rotten.
    Not in Somerset Gcc, Not just the grazing thats gone, on the other side of the moor half a field of Wheat is rotten.
    Not in Somerset Gcc, Not just the grazing thats gone, on the other side of the moor half a field of Wheat is rotten.
    Not in Somerset Gcc, Not just the grazing thats gone, on the other side of the moor half a field of Wheat is rotten.
    Phil A, May 22, 2012
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    Phil A
    May 22, 2012
  17. Scotkat

    My bus trip to Aberdeen where I had a spot of lunch

    Scotkat, May 22, 2012
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    Scotkat
    May 22, 2012
  18. organicgrowshop

    The Technological Singularity

    i quite like the idea of being a cyborg! kinda like universal soldier but not...."universal gardener" I could have alsorts of gardening gadgets built intomy body and i could download the entire...
    i quite like the idea of being a cyborg! kinda like universal soldier but not...."universal gardener" I could have alsorts of gardening gadgets built intomy body and i could download the entire contents of GC in a fraction of a second :biggrin:
    i quite like the idea of being a cyborg! kinda like universal soldier but not...."universal gardener" I could have alsorts of gardening gadgets built intomy body and i could download the entire contents of GC in a fraction of a second :biggrin:
    i quite like the idea of being a cyborg! kinda like universal soldier but not...."universal gardener" I could have alsorts of gardening gadgets built intomy body and i could download the entire...
    organicgrowshop, May 21, 2012
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    HYDROGEN86
    May 22, 2012
  19. Val..

    Zombie Garden ornament - I've found him!!! :)

    Orderd one :ThankYou: Val
    Orderd one :ThankYou: Val
    Orderd one :ThankYou: Val
    Orderd one :ThankYou: Val
    Val.., May 21, 2012
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    Folly Mon
    May 22, 2012
  20. Phil A

    Churches, Castles & Campanology

    I agree, what a beautiful church.
    I agree, what a beautiful church.
    I agree, what a beautiful church.
    I agree, what a beautiful church.
    Phil A, Sep 14, 2010 ... 4 5 6
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    Penny in Ontario
    May 22, 2012
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