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  1. kindredspirit
    Like x 5

    Other interests.

    How Do I sleep? Like a Dead Dog After 12.5 hours a Night!!! :ThankYou: That's a Verry ornate Pice of kit you showd me there jack a little out of my leage I'm afraid Verry Nice Tho!!! And if I win the...
    How Do I sleep? Like a Dead Dog After 12.5 hours a Night!!! :ThankYou: That's a Verry ornate Pice of kit you showd me there jack a little out of my leage I'm afraid Verry Nice Tho!!! And if I win the lottery and sell my house and bye 1 with a chimney breast The Anser is Yes I Would Bye it!!!
    How Do I sleep? Like a Dead Dog After 12.5 hours a Night!!! :ThankYou: That's a Verry ornate Pice of kit you showd me there jack a little out of my leage I'm afraid Verry Nice Tho!!! And if I win the lottery and sell my house and bye 1 with a chimney...
    How Do I sleep? Like a Dead Dog After 12.5 hours a Night!!! :ThankYou: That's a Verry ornate Pice of kit you showd me there jack a little out of my leage I'm afraid Verry Nice Tho!!! And if I win the...
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  2. Jack McHammocklashing
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    Just wish Posting a thread in response to a recent event was not distasteful

    I am with Naylors on this, as it is exactly how WE started, and £80 from the gov for each child would be a dream The government does not own every child and responsible for rearing it It is...
    I am with Naylors on this, as it is exactly how WE started, and £80 from the gov for each child would be a dream The government does not own every child and responsible for rearing it It is ones duty to only buy what you can afford, We saved for things we wanted we did not take it on Hire...
    I am with Naylors on this, as it is exactly how WE started, and £80 from the gov for each child would be a dream The government does not own every child and responsible for rearing it It is ones duty to only buy what you can afford, We saved...
    I am with Naylors on this, as it is exactly how WE started, and £80 from the gov for each child would be a dream The government does not own every child and responsible for rearing it It is...
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  3. Val..

    Robin Gibb has died!!

    Real shame :cry3: - and the like of his talents will never be seen again. RIP Robin
    Real shame :cry3: - and the like of his talents will never be seen again. RIP Robin
    Real shame :cry3: - and the like of his talents will never be seen again. RIP Robin
    Real shame :cry3: - and the like of his talents will never be seen again. RIP Robin
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  4. Folly Mon
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    views across the Black Country

    I Have to be Honest i dont Know the Diffrence between N S E OR W SORRY :mad: I Dont know witch way we face I Can Tell you the Sun Sets in the Middle of the Folly thru out Summer if thats any use?...
    I Have to be Honest i dont Know the Diffrence between N S E OR W SORRY :mad: I Dont know witch way we face I Can Tell you the Sun Sets in the Middle of the Folly thru out Summer if thats any use? and the sun Batters us thru out the Day :dbgrtmb:
    I Have to be Honest i dont Know the Diffrence between N S E OR W SORRY :mad: I Dont know witch way we face I Can Tell you the Sun Sets in the Middle of the Folly thru out Summer if thats any use? and the sun Batters us thru out the Day :dbgrtmb:
    I Have to be Honest i dont Know the Diffrence between N S E OR W SORRY :mad: I Dont know witch way we face I Can Tell you the Sun Sets in the Middle of the Folly thru out Summer if thats any use?...
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  5. alex-adam

    Olympic Torch - Legal, but is it moral?

    I got one, it's all scorched round the top, I'm sending it back :loll:
    I got one, it's all scorched round the top, I'm sending it back :loll:
    I got one, it's all scorched round the top, I'm sending it back :loll:
    I got one, it's all scorched round the top, I'm sending it back :loll:
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  6. *dim*

    John Chang showing Chi

    I just gorra get this soundcard replaced ! ! ! :pcthwack: Cheers, Tony.
    I just gorra get this soundcard replaced ! ! ! :pcthwack: Cheers, Tony.
    I just gorra get this soundcard replaced ! ! ! :pcthwack: Cheers, Tony.
    I just gorra get this soundcard replaced ! ! ! :pcthwack: Cheers, Tony.
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  7. clueless1

    Daylight robbery

    :snork: And don't forget the "sound of Shanghai Wombles eating crunchy bamboo shoots"
    :snork: And don't forget the "sound of Shanghai Wombles eating crunchy bamboo shoots"
    :snork: And don't forget the "sound of Shanghai Wombles eating crunchy bamboo shoots"
    :snork: And don't forget the "sound of Shanghai Wombles eating crunchy bamboo shoots"
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  8. Kleftiwallah

    Missing Weymouth Fishing Boat

    Search has been called off now:sad:
    Search has been called off now:sad:
    Search has been called off now:sad:
    Search has been called off now:sad:
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  9. music
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    THEY GOT A SHOCK !

    Excellent. He looked a bit handy with those fists :biggrin:
    Excellent. He looked a bit handy with those fists :biggrin:
    Excellent. He looked a bit handy with those fists :biggrin:
    Excellent. He looked a bit handy with those fists :biggrin:
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  10. Gay Gardener

    Twitterers

    You are not alone in your thinking Jenny... You never struck me as a boring biddy either... :biggrin:I heard that Armandii... :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :scratch: I have to say I am not a twitter fan either... :biggrin:
    You are not alone in your thinking Jenny... You never struck me as a boring biddy either... :biggrin:I heard that Armandii... :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :scratch: I have to say I am not a twitter fan either... :biggrin:
    You are not alone in your thinking Jenny... You never struck me as a boring biddy either... :biggrin:I heard that Armandii... :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :scratch: I have to say I am not a twitter fan either... :biggrin:
    You are not alone in your thinking Jenny... You never struck me as a boring biddy either... :biggrin:I heard that Armandii... :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :scratch: I have to say I am not a twitter fan either... :biggrin:
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  11. Fat Controller

    Can someone explain in words of one syllable?

    I agree, this Olympic nonsense is a complete load of ...... 'guano'. And if you really want to get (even more) angry than some of us are, me included, did you know that should anyone directly...
    I agree, this Olympic nonsense is a complete load of ...... 'guano'. And if you really want to get (even more) angry than some of us are, me included, did you know that should anyone directly connected with the games need hospital treatment, they've been guaranteed to see a Consultant within...
    I agree, this Olympic nonsense is a complete load of ...... 'guano'. And if you really want to get (even more) angry than some of us are, me included, did you know that should anyone directly connected with the games need hospital treatment,...
    I agree, this Olympic nonsense is a complete load of ...... 'guano'. And if you really want to get (even more) angry than some of us are, me included, did you know that should anyone directly...
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  12. pete

    The Met office

    Don't do that! :nonofinger: We get a lot of our fun from drawing the wrong conclusion from imprecision :heehee: Opening my mouth and putting my foot in it is a favourite pastime. :roflol:
    Don't do that! :nonofinger: We get a lot of our fun from drawing the wrong conclusion from imprecision :heehee: Opening my mouth and putting my foot in it is a favourite pastime. :roflol:
    Don't do that! :nonofinger: We get a lot of our fun from drawing the wrong conclusion from imprecision :heehee: Opening my mouth and putting my foot in it is a favourite pastime. :roflol:
    Don't do that! :nonofinger: We get a lot of our fun from drawing the wrong conclusion from imprecision :heehee: Opening my mouth and putting my foot in it is a favourite pastime. :roflol:
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  13. Phil A
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    Lots of Panthers and One Wolf

    It could have been the other way round. The seagulls were feeding off the dead cat and as Clueless suggested a fox has then attacked the birds.
    It could have been the other way round. The seagulls were feeding off the dead cat and as Clueless suggested a fox has then attacked the birds.
    It could have been the other way round. The seagulls were feeding off the dead cat and as Clueless suggested a fox has then attacked the birds.
    It could have been the other way round. The seagulls were feeding off the dead cat and as Clueless suggested a fox has then attacked the birds.
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  14. music
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  15. Daisies

    Fancy a dip into the market - FB going at 'only' 104b$

    I find FACEBOOK too invasive - like a nosey, prying, curtain Kate neighbour. I am NOT a fan,
    I find FACEBOOK too invasive - like a nosey, prying, curtain Kate neighbour. I am NOT a fan,
    I find FACEBOOK too invasive - like a nosey, prying, curtain Kate neighbour. I am NOT a fan,
    I find FACEBOOK too invasive - like a nosey, prying, curtain Kate neighbour. I am NOT a fan,
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  16. Phil A

    R.I.P. Donna Summer

    Blimey, what did they build it out of, used fuel rods.
    Blimey, what did they build it out of, used fuel rods.
    Blimey, what did they build it out of, used fuel rods.
    Blimey, what did they build it out of, used fuel rods.
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  17. Phil A

    Sponsors Forum

    Just to explain that the new sponsors forum is quite legitimate. Feel free to chat to retailers in there about any of their products/offers that you may be interested in
    Just to explain that the new sponsors forum is quite legitimate. Feel free to chat to retailers in there about any of their products/offers that you may be interested in
    Just to explain that the new sponsors forum is quite legitimate. Feel free to chat to retailers in there about any of their products/offers that you may be interested in
    Just to explain that the new sponsors forum is quite legitimate. Feel free to chat to retailers in there about any of their products/offers that you may be interested in
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  18. capney
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    Capneys Back

    Welcome back :spinning:
    Welcome back :spinning:
    Welcome back :spinning:
    Welcome back :spinning:
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  19. gcc3663

    Tesco Deal - before 25/5. Huge discounts possible

    Thank you very much Will have to get my magnifying glass and deer stalker and go for a look, knowing my luck it's not in the store i use :hate-shocked:
    Thank you very much Will have to get my magnifying glass and deer stalker and go for a look, knowing my luck it's not in the store i use :hate-shocked:
    Thank you very much Will have to get my magnifying glass and deer stalker and go for a look, knowing my luck it's not in the store i use :hate-shocked:
    Thank you very much Will have to get my magnifying glass and deer stalker and go for a look, knowing my luck it's not in the store i use :hate-shocked:
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  20. Phil A

    For JWK

    When I lived in Beckenham I managed to kid a very gullible friend that you could see the Eiffel Tower from my flat.
    When I lived in Beckenham I managed to kid a very gullible friend that you could see the Eiffel Tower from my flat.
    When I lived in Beckenham I managed to kid a very gullible friend that you could see the Eiffel Tower from my flat.
    When I lived in Beckenham I managed to kid a very gullible friend that you could see the Eiffel Tower from my flat.
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