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  1. Sheal

    An emotional weekend

    Thanks Penny. :) Hayley's loving it out there, but still hasn't found work.
    Thanks Penny. :) Hayley's loving it out there, but still hasn't found work.
    Thanks Penny. :) Hayley's loving it out there, but still hasn't found work.
    Thanks Penny. :) Hayley's loving it out there, but still hasn't found work.
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  2. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Oi, Bilbo!

    That sounds about right:biggrin:
    That sounds about right:biggrin:
    That sounds about right:biggrin:
    That sounds about right:biggrin:
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  3. redstar

    Dress for a wedding --stress

    Hmmmm ... works a bit different for men .... when we get old, we loose the hair on our heads, but then it grows out our ears and noses at twice the speed that our hair on our head grows .... :scratch:
    Hmmmm ... works a bit different for men .... when we get old, we loose the hair on our heads, but then it grows out our ears and noses at twice the speed that our hair on our head grows .... :scratch:
    Hmmmm ... works a bit different for men .... when we get old, we loose the hair on our heads, but then it grows out our ears and noses at twice the speed that our hair on our head grows .... :scratch:
    Hmmmm ... works a bit different for men .... when we get old, we loose the hair on our heads, but then it grows out our ears and noses at twice the speed that our hair on our head grows .... :scratch:
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  4. watergarden

    Just wanted to share (nothing exiting)

    When they finish they will do a great job replacing the pavement and leave everthing as it should be - and then the Water Board/Electricity/Cable will turn up in rote and repeat the exercise. Be ...
    When they finish they will do a great job replacing the pavement and leave everthing as it should be - and then the Water Board/Electricity/Cable will turn up in rote and repeat the exercise. Be prepared for a year of havoc.:ouch1::scratch:
    When they finish they will do a great job replacing the pavement and leave everthing as it should be - and then the Water Board/Electricity/Cable will turn up in rote and repeat the exercise. Be prepared for a year of havoc.:ouch1::scratch:
    When they finish they will do a great job replacing the pavement and leave everthing as it should be - and then the Water Board/Electricity/Cable will turn up in rote and repeat the exercise. Be ...
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  5. *dim*

    Nigel Farage: EU Titanic Has Now Hit The Iceberg

    With the likes of George Osborne telling everybody not to panic - you'll only make things worse, it's becoming reminiscent of the beginning of the 'Credit Crunch' only on a much larger scale and...
    With the likes of George Osborne telling everybody not to panic - you'll only make things worse, it's becoming reminiscent of the beginning of the 'Credit Crunch' only on a much larger scale and with Greece replacing Northern Rock. Which country is going to be the first 'Leman Bothers'? How...
    With the likes of George Osborne telling everybody not to panic - you'll only make things worse, it's becoming reminiscent of the beginning of the 'Credit Crunch' only on a much larger scale and with Greece replacing Northern Rock. Which country...
    With the likes of George Osborne telling everybody not to panic - you'll only make things worse, it's becoming reminiscent of the beginning of the 'Credit Crunch' only on a much larger scale and...
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  6. redstar
    Like x 4

    23 years ago, today May 13.

    Congratulations Esther, glad you had a nice day :)
    Congratulations Esther, glad you had a nice day :)
    Congratulations Esther, glad you had a nice day :)
    Congratulations Esther, glad you had a nice day :)
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  7. clueless1

    Can I safely burn paint off brickwork?

    I used a belt sander, worked well
    I used a belt sander, worked well
    I used a belt sander, worked well
    I used a belt sander, worked well
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  8. HarryS

    Happy 200th Birthday Edward Lear

    Blimey you two... :biggrin: Edward Lear (12 May 1812 – 29 January 1888) British auther & poet.. William Lear Born: 1902 Birthplace: Hannibal, Mo. USA Radio apparatus—automobile—Lear's design of a...
    Blimey you two... :biggrin: Edward Lear (12 May 1812 – 29 January 1888) British auther & poet.. William Lear Born: 1902 Birthplace: Hannibal, Mo. USA Radio apparatus—automobile—Lear's design of a practical car radio launched the Motorola Company. He then turned to navigational aids for aircraft and...
    Blimey you two... :biggrin: Edward Lear (12 May 1812 – 29 January 1888) British auther & poet.. William Lear Born: 1902 Birthplace: Hannibal, Mo. USA Radio apparatus—automobile—Lear's design of a practical car radio launched the Motorola Company. He...
    Blimey you two... :biggrin: Edward Lear (12 May 1812 – 29 January 1888) British auther & poet.. William Lear Born: 1902 Birthplace: Hannibal, Mo. USA Radio apparatus—automobile—Lear's design of a...
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  9. jenny22

    little man - ?

    i still love this thread :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    i still love this thread :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    i still love this thread :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    i still love this thread :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  10. Phil A

    Get the Buckets Ready

    It's funny how spin can get the prices to rise :love30:
    It's funny how spin can get the prices to rise :love30:
    It's funny how spin can get the prices to rise :love30:
    It's funny how spin can get the prices to rise :love30:
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  11. Scotkat

    Cant get smilees to work

    :ThankYou:smilee from the media box but the arrow drop box still not working. Shall try later
    :ThankYou:smilee from the media box but the arrow drop box still not working. Shall try later
    :ThankYou:smilee from the media box but the arrow drop box still not working. Shall try later
    :ThankYou:smilee from the media box but the arrow drop box still not working. Shall try later
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  12. clueless1

    GC forum activity

    It was even faster when we were able to use the velociraptor post - and you could be getting on with hobbies like cave painting, without having to waste time looking out for beacons! In those...
    It was even faster when we were able to use the velociraptor post - and you could be getting on with hobbies like cave painting, without having to waste time looking out for beacons! In those days the GC Club was brilliant - just the right weight and size and could be used in the left or right...
    It was even faster when we were able to use the velociraptor post - and you could be getting on with hobbies like cave painting, without having to waste time looking out for beacons! In those days the GC Club was brilliant - just the right...
    It was even faster when we were able to use the velociraptor post - and you could be getting on with hobbies like cave painting, without having to waste time looking out for beacons! In those...
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  13. Folly Mon
    Like x 10

    My Lucky Day FREE Victorian Bricks

    Your on FM:heehee::WINK1:
    Your on FM:heehee::WINK1:
    Your on FM:heehee::WINK1:
    Your on FM:heehee::WINK1:
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  14. HYDROGEN86

    Napoleon hemp wars

    Imagine if it was grown instead of rapeseed half the world could be feed and clothed, dam I forgot big corporations would loose money.Imagine if a bit more was grown and your car was fueled from...
    Imagine if it was grown instead of rapeseed half the world could be feed and clothed, dam I forgot big corporations would loose money.Imagine if a bit more was grown and your car was fueled from hemp seed oil the share holders at BP etc.would soon start moaning this world is screwed much better...
    Imagine if it was grown instead of rapeseed half the world could be feed and clothed, dam I forgot big corporations would loose money.Imagine if a bit more was grown and your car was fueled from hemp seed oil the share holders at BP etc.would...
    Imagine if it was grown instead of rapeseed half the world could be feed and clothed, dam I forgot big corporations would loose money.Imagine if a bit more was grown and your car was fueled from...
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  15. HYDROGEN86
    Locked

    The moon landing conspiracy

    Hydrogen's home again, put the kettle on:snork: In the interests of peace & harmony of the board, i'm going to close this one till we get some actual evidence one way or the other.:imphrt: I'll be the first...
    Hydrogen's home again, put the kettle on:snork: In the interests of peace & harmony of the board, i'm going to close this one till we get some actual evidence one way or the other.:imphrt: I'll be the first one to open it again when the Chinese get the flag, the Yanks complain & the Russians start asking...
    Hydrogen's home again, put the kettle on:snork: In the interests of peace & harmony of the board, i'm going to close this one till we get some actual evidence one way or the other.:imphrt: I'll be the first one to open it again when the Chinese get the...
    Hydrogen's home again, put the kettle on:snork: In the interests of peace & harmony of the board, i'm going to close this one till we get some actual evidence one way or the other.:imphrt: I'll be the first...
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  16. HYDROGEN86

    Anyone good at maths??

    Very true. As Terry Pratchett's wizards have observed, things that have a one in a million chance of happening occur nine times out of ten.
    Very true. As Terry Pratchett's wizards have observed, things that have a one in a million chance of happening occur nine times out of ten.
    Very true. As Terry Pratchett's wizards have observed, things that have a one in a million chance of happening occur nine times out of ten.
    Very true. As Terry Pratchett's wizards have observed, things that have a one in a million chance of happening occur nine times out of ten.
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  17. Folly Mon
    Like x 9

    Ziggy Thank you so Much!!!

    Grand, as always Folly Mon. I adore your chimney pot tops. I think that trailing begonias in red,orange and yellow would look good in them this summer? Its just that I won a prize with that set...
    Grand, as always Folly Mon. I adore your chimney pot tops. I think that trailing begonias in red,orange and yellow would look good in them this summer? Its just that I won a prize with that set up a few years back- convinced the judge it was "a chimney on fire!" :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Grand, as always Folly Mon. I adore your chimney pot tops. I think that trailing begonias in red,orange and yellow would look good in them this summer? Its just that I won a prize with that set up a few years back- convinced the judge it was "a...
    Grand, as always Folly Mon. I adore your chimney pot tops. I think that trailing begonias in red,orange and yellow would look good in them this summer? Its just that I won a prize with that set...
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  18. jjordie

    Do I want to be a millionaire?

    Thanks for that ClaraLou. :rofllol: I thought I had seen something like that but couldn't find it. .
    Thanks for that ClaraLou. :rofllol: I thought I had seen something like that but couldn't find it. .
    Thanks for that ClaraLou. :rofllol: I thought I had seen something like that but couldn't find it. .
    Thanks for that ClaraLou. :rofllol: I thought I had seen something like that but couldn't find it. .
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  19. Aesculus

    Food intolerances?

    My daughter has a list as long as your arm of food allergies. She also suffers with allergies to other things. Gelatine is one of the worst, it makes her face swell up and brings out sores on...
    My daughter has a list as long as your arm of food allergies. She also suffers with allergies to other things. Gelatine is one of the worst, it makes her face swell up and brings out sores on her lips. Gelatine is used in many products, not just food. Capsule type pills are one, ironic really...
    My daughter has a list as long as your arm of food allergies. She also suffers with allergies to other things. Gelatine is one of the worst, it makes her face swell up and brings out sores on her lips. Gelatine is used in many products, not...
    My daughter has a list as long as your arm of food allergies. She also suffers with allergies to other things. Gelatine is one of the worst, it makes her face swell up and brings out sores on...
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  20. alex-adam

    Down the Garden Path................80 years on !!!

    Oh right, sorry it went over my head:mute: Just wondered what had happened regarding recent events.
    Oh right, sorry it went over my head:mute: Just wondered what had happened regarding recent events.
    Oh right, sorry it went over my head:mute: Just wondered what had happened regarding recent events.
    Oh right, sorry it went over my head:mute: Just wondered what had happened regarding recent events.
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