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  1. Victoria

    For wiseowl

    Boa noite bons sonhos @Victoria meu amigo especial
    Boa noite bons sonhos @Victoria meu amigo especial
    Boa noite bons sonhos @Victoria meu amigo especial
    Boa noite bons sonhos @Victoria meu amigo especial
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  2. Perki

    Happy Birthday Sian

    Happy belated Birthday Sian ! :hapflower::hapflower::hapflower:
    Happy belated Birthday Sian ! :hapflower::hapflower::hapflower:
    Happy belated Birthday Sian ! :hapflower::hapflower::hapflower:
    Happy belated Birthday Sian ! :hapflower::hapflower::hapflower:
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  3. shiney

    Happy Birthday Webmaster

    Happy Birthday!
    Happy Birthday!
    Happy Birthday!
    Happy Birthday!
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  4. Lem
    Like x 3

    Rugby on Saturday

    I wanted to be a girly boy footballer! My headmaster was a rugby fanatic, but not a sadistic, you just got expelled if you missed training or a game.
    I wanted to be a girly boy footballer! My headmaster was a rugby fanatic, but not a sadistic, you just got expelled if you missed training or a game.
    I wanted to be a girly boy footballer! My headmaster was a rugby fanatic, but not a sadistic, you just got expelled if you missed training or a game.
    I wanted to be a girly boy footballer! My headmaster was a rugby fanatic, but not a sadistic, you just got expelled if you missed training or a game.
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  5. Victoria
    Informative x 3

    Telephone Lines Down ...

    At least the phone lines are safe @Victoria , hope the council are not like our’s as the rocks will be there for ever :wallbanging:
    At least the phone lines are safe @Victoria , hope the council are not like our’s as the rocks will be there for ever :wallbanging:
    At least the phone lines are safe @Victoria , hope the council are not like our’s as the rocks will be there for ever :wallbanging:
    At least the phone lines are safe @Victoria , hope the council are not like our’s as the rocks will be there for ever :wallbanging:
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  6. Fat Controller

    Spring onions that have bulbed - pickled onions

    These are white ishikura I believe - - all chopped up and in the freezer now, will just lob them into stir fries and stuff.
    These are white ishikura I believe - - all chopped up and in the freezer now, will just lob them into stir fries and stuff.
    These are white ishikura I believe - - all chopped up and in the freezer now, will just lob them into stir fries and stuff.
    These are white ishikura I believe - - all chopped up and in the freezer now, will just lob them into stir fries and stuff.
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  7. pete
    Agree x 3

    Heat pumps.

    Ventilation is a issue for sure. In new builds in Scotland at least there has to be a CO2 monitor in the main bedroom to check air quality.Heat pumps are fine if everything is designed...
    Ventilation is a issue for sure. In new builds in Scotland at least there has to be a CO2 monitor in the main bedroom to check air quality.Heat pumps are fine if everything is designed properly, starting with the building fabric. Its not just a case of shoving in a heat pump. Hard to...
    Ventilation is a issue for sure. In new builds in Scotland at least there has to be a CO2 monitor in the main bedroom to check air quality.Heat pumps are fine if everything is designed properly, starting with the building fabric. Its not just...
    Ventilation is a issue for sure. In new builds in Scotland at least there has to be a CO2 monitor in the main bedroom to check air quality.Heat pumps are fine if everything is designed...
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  8. pete

    Inkbird.

    I think I have sorted it out, but to be honest its not what I thought it was.Im my ignorance I was thinking Heating Differential was the difference between the heating coming on and going off. ...
    I think I have sorted it out, but to be honest its not what I thought it was.Im my ignorance I was thinking Heating Differential was the difference between the heating coming on and going off. But I think its actually the difference between the heating going off and the cooling coming on.As...
    I think I have sorted it out, but to be honest its not what I thought it was.Im my ignorance I was thinking Heating Differential was the difference between the heating coming on and going off. But I think its actually the difference between...
    I think I have sorted it out, but to be honest its not what I thought it was.Im my ignorance I was thinking Heating Differential was the difference between the heating coming on and going off. ...
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  9. NigelJ

    Rechargeable Batteries, not for everything.

    A friend of ours bought one of those collars that has the microchip and his cat stands next to the cat flap and lets some of his friends in!!! :roflol: I don't know whether it is only supposed to work...
    A friend of ours bought one of those collars that has the microchip and his cat stands next to the cat flap and lets some of his friends in!!! :roflol: I don't know whether it is only supposed to work when the cat puts his head to the flap but this one works OK when the cat sits next to it.
    A friend of ours bought one of those collars that has the microchip and his cat stands next to the cat flap and lets some of his friends in!!! :roflol: I don't know whether it is only supposed to work when the cat puts his head to the flap but this one...
    A friend of ours bought one of those collars that has the microchip and his cat stands next to the cat flap and lets some of his friends in!!! :roflol: I don't know whether it is only supposed to work...
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  10. Perki

    Happy Birthday Shiney

    Thanks all :grphg:
    Thanks all :grphg:
    Thanks all :grphg:
    Thanks all :grphg:
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  11. Selleri

    Ideas for a staycation public transport from Newcastle please?

    Thanks everybody, I'm getting so inspired! We are not even remotely interested in railways so York Railway museum is a must- I wouldn't have thought of it. :)(We love museums in general, and are...
    Thanks everybody, I'm getting so inspired! We are not even remotely interested in railways so York Railway museum is a must- I wouldn't have thought of it. :)(We love museums in general, and are always on a hunt for the most unlikely one. There is a Staircase Museum in Durham that proudly...
    Thanks everybody, I'm getting so inspired! We are not even remotely interested in railways so York Railway museum is a must- I wouldn't have thought of it. :)(We love museums in general, and are always on a hunt for the most unlikely one. There...
    Thanks everybody, I'm getting so inspired! We are not even remotely interested in railways so York Railway museum is a must- I wouldn't have thought of it. :)(We love museums in general, and are...
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  12. pete
    Friendly x 3

    Am I just an old git?

    Snail pace is just fine Vicky :dbgrtmb:
    Snail pace is just fine Vicky :dbgrtmb:
    Snail pace is just fine Vicky :dbgrtmb:
    Snail pace is just fine Vicky :dbgrtmb:
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  13. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Lolimac

    No Worries @lolimac my dear friend just as long as you are alright:grphg:
    No Worries @lolimac my dear friend just as long as you are alright:grphg:
    No Worries @lolimac my dear friend just as long as you are alright:grphg:
    No Worries @lolimac my dear friend just as long as you are alright:grphg:
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  14. Retired
    Like x 7

    Workshop music.

    By the next time we hear from you Colin perhaps you'll have a tune to play us. Good luck! :)
    By the next time we hear from you Colin perhaps you'll have a tune to play us. Good luck! :)
    By the next time we hear from you Colin perhaps you'll have a tune to play us. Good luck! :)
    By the next time we hear from you Colin perhaps you'll have a tune to play us. Good luck! :)
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  15. JWK

    Tongue & Groove cladding how to fix ?

    Was kind of expecting it, but we didn't. :phew:
    Was kind of expecting it, but we didn't. :phew:
    Was kind of expecting it, but we didn't. :phew:
    Was kind of expecting it, but we didn't. :phew:
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  16. Purple Streaks

    Covid

    Three of my friends have had their teenager or young adult kids contracting Covid, all of them have been ok describing the illness as more or less "a flu".The illness is very likely to be mild...
    Three of my friends have had their teenager or young adult kids contracting Covid, all of them have been ok describing the illness as more or less "a flu".The illness is very likely to be mild and it gives the benefit of building natural antibodies so your granddaughter will have a good...
    Three of my friends have had their teenager or young adult kids contracting Covid, all of them have been ok describing the illness as more or less "a flu".The illness is very likely to be mild and it gives the benefit of building natural...
    Three of my friends have had their teenager or young adult kids contracting Covid, all of them have been ok describing the illness as more or less "a flu".The illness is very likely to be mild...
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  17. clanless

    Laser projectors - yes or no?

    Im no help but watching the LasPalmas eruption right now projected onto the wall. :wow:
    Im no help but watching the LasPalmas eruption right now projected onto the wall. :wow:
    Im no help but watching the LasPalmas eruption right now projected onto the wall. :wow:
    Im no help but watching the LasPalmas eruption right now projected onto the wall. :wow:
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  18. victoria36

    Can anybody help with advice on what could be doing this to the leaves on our new trees

    hi Pete, thank youA speaking has just told me he thinks it’s caterpillars, he said vine weevil wouldn’t completely strip a leaf like this, it maybe they have now become moths and flew away as...
    hi Pete, thank youA speaking has just told me he thinks it’s caterpillars, he said vine weevil wouldn’t completely strip a leaf like this, it maybe they have now become moths and flew away as the munching seems to have slowed, I’m still spraying and checking at night, no sight of anything in...
    hi Pete, thank youA speaking has just told me he thinks it’s caterpillars, he said vine weevil wouldn’t completely strip a leaf like this, it maybe they have now become moths and flew away as the munching seems to have slowed, I’m still...
    hi Pete, thank youA speaking has just told me he thinks it’s caterpillars, he said vine weevil wouldn’t completely strip a leaf like this, it maybe they have now become moths and flew away as...
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  19. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 7

    Changing gear/lifestyle...

    Yes, it's the PCP deal I was thinking of, a disadvantage being tied into it until the stated time expires.How long do you think it would be before you can move to a different area? I'm thinking...
    Yes, it's the PCP deal I was thinking of, a disadvantage being tied into it until the stated time expires.How long do you think it would be before you can move to a different area? I'm thinking if it's only a matter of two maybe three years then it would be worth abandoning the idea of owning...
    Yes, it's the PCP deal I was thinking of, a disadvantage being tied into it until the stated time expires.How long do you think it would be before you can move to a different area? I'm thinking if it's only a matter of two maybe three years...
    Yes, it's the PCP deal I was thinking of, a disadvantage being tied into it until the stated time expires.How long do you think it would be before you can move to a different area? I'm thinking...
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  20. Loofah

    Bit of builders advice please

    But that wouldn't matter as there's no sink and no drains now... It's just a pipe
    But that wouldn't matter as there's no sink and no drains now... It's just a pipe
    But that wouldn't matter as there's no sink and no drains now... It's just a pipe
    But that wouldn't matter as there's no sink and no drains now... It's just a pipe
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