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  1. Spruce

    Treating decking boards

    You can buy clear deck oil or decking preserver from Wickes - it's what I've used since I built my deck about 6 years ago.
    You can buy clear deck oil or decking preserver from Wickes - it's what I've used since I built my deck about 6 years ago.
    You can buy clear deck oil or decking preserver from Wickes - it's what I've used since I built my deck about 6 years ago.
    You can buy clear deck oil or decking preserver from Wickes - it's what I've used since I built my deck about 6 years ago.
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  2. EddieJ

    Left handed reaper. It's your fault Ziggy!

    Oi, ave you seen what we've put in garden visits forum for you?:biggrin::blue thumb::chicken:
    Oi, ave you seen what we've put in garden visits forum for you?:biggrin::blue thumb::chicken:
    Oi, ave you seen what we've put in garden visits forum for you?:biggrin::blue thumb::chicken:
    Oi, ave you seen what we've put in garden visits forum for you?:biggrin::blue thumb::chicken:
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  3. music

    FIRST TIME.

    I think there are two sides to this. First up, business is business. It goes both ways. If you're the buyer, you are looking for the best deal (how you define that is a matter of personal...
    I think there are two sides to this. First up, business is business. It goes both ways. If you're the buyer, you are looking for the best deal (how you define that is a matter of personal opinion). if you're the seller, you're looking for the best deal to make a profit to feed yourself and...
    I think there are two sides to this. First up, business is business. It goes both ways. If you're the buyer, you are looking for the best deal (how you define that is a matter of personal opinion). if you're the seller, you're looking for the...
    I think there are two sides to this. First up, business is business. It goes both ways. If you're the buyer, you are looking for the best deal (how you define that is a matter of personal...
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  4. RichardRobins

    Gardeners Corner now supports ForumRunner

    Yeah its amazing what you can do these days. But it takes me 15 mins to write a three line text message so I dont think its going to change my life.:biggrin:
    Yeah its amazing what you can do these days. But it takes me 15 mins to write a three line text message so I dont think its going to change my life.:biggrin:
    Yeah its amazing what you can do these days. But it takes me 15 mins to write a three line text message so I dont think its going to change my life.:biggrin:
    Yeah its amazing what you can do these days. But it takes me 15 mins to write a three line text message so I dont think its going to change my life.:biggrin:
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  5. Sheal
    Like x 5

    Look what I've found!

    I had one very similar!! a Remington and mine was also bought for me by my parents!! I only finally got rid of it a few weeks ago when I moved house!! Val
    I had one very similar!! a Remington and mine was also bought for me by my parents!! I only finally got rid of it a few weeks ago when I moved house!! Val
    I had one very similar!! a Remington and mine was also bought for me by my parents!! I only finally got rid of it a few weeks ago when I moved house!! Val
    I had one very similar!! a Remington and mine was also bought for me by my parents!! I only finally got rid of it a few weeks ago when I moved house!! Val
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  6. clueless1

    Slave labour?

    Well said, Clare :dbgrtmb:
    Well said, Clare :dbgrtmb:
    Well said, Clare :dbgrtmb:
    Well said, Clare :dbgrtmb:
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  7. shiney

    Happy Birthday Jack!

    Happy birthday m8 (hope you don't mind the txt speak from a youngster :biggrin:)
    Happy birthday m8 (hope you don't mind the txt speak from a youngster :biggrin:)
    Happy birthday m8 (hope you don't mind the txt speak from a youngster :biggrin:)
    Happy birthday m8 (hope you don't mind the txt speak from a youngster :biggrin:)
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  8. clueless1

    Land change of ownership without solicitors fees

    cor thanks for this thread ...... Just realised i have gotten married since i bought this house so i would have to notify them too :scratch: luckily the nearest office is only 20 miles up the road
    cor thanks for this thread ...... Just realised i have gotten married since i bought this house so i would have to notify them too :scratch: luckily the nearest office is only 20 miles up the road
    cor thanks for this thread ...... Just realised i have gotten married since i bought this house so i would have to notify them too :scratch: luckily the nearest office is only 20 miles up the road
    cor thanks for this thread ...... Just realised i have gotten married since i bought this house so i would have to notify them too :scratch: luckily the nearest office is only 20 miles up the road
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  9. clueless1

    11 year old classical guitarist

    I'm guessing you mean this one? To put a Youtube video in the post, just copy the address and paste it into the post, the forum software takes care of working out what type of link it is.
    I'm guessing you mean this one? To put a Youtube video in the post, just copy the address and paste it into the post, the forum software takes care of working out what type of link it is.
    I'm guessing you mean this one? To put a Youtube video in the post, just copy the address and paste it into the post, the forum software takes care of working out what type of link it is.
    I'm guessing you mean this one? To put a Youtube video in the post, just copy the address and paste it into the post, the forum software takes care of working out what type of link it is.
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  10. JWK
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    Thatcher's Dog

    Awww. what a lovely boy!!!!:wub2: Val
    Awww. what a lovely boy!!!!:wub2: Val
    Awww. what a lovely boy!!!!:wub2: Val
    Awww. what a lovely boy!!!!:wub2: Val
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  11. Phil A

    Happy Saint Georges Day

    I was probably better off with the hangover then. It was a week long course & that was the first night the group had to let our hair down. Being the only hands on members of the group (the rest...
    I was probably better off with the hangover then. It was a week long course & that was the first night the group had to let our hair down. Being the only hands on members of the group (the rest were architects & stuff) we kinda had centre stage in the pub & got a bit carried away:ccheers::chicken:
    I was probably better off with the hangover then. It was a week long course & that was the first night the group had to let our hair down. Being the only hands on members of the group (the rest were architects & stuff) we kinda had centre stage...
    I was probably better off with the hangover then. It was a week long course & that was the first night the group had to let our hair down. Being the only hands on members of the group (the rest...
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  12. Scrungee

    Free Quorn at Tescos

    Now there's 'free' potatoes at Tescos! Buy 2 bags of (most of) their spuds and get 50 Clubcard Points, so get 2 bags of Value New Potatoes @ 59p/1Kg bag and get 50 points which can be exchanged...
    Now there's 'free' potatoes at Tescos! Buy 2 bags of (most of) their spuds and get 50 Clubcard Points, so get 2 bags of Value New Potatoes @ 59p/1Kg bag and get 50 points which can be exchanged for £4 in Rewards to use for RAC/NT/RAC membership (RHS membership for £17 in points), mag subs,...
    Now there's 'free' potatoes at Tescos! Buy 2 bags of (most of) their spuds and get 50 Clubcard Points, so get 2 bags of Value New Potatoes @ 59p/1Kg bag and get 50 points which can be exchanged for £4 in Rewards to use for RAC/NT/RAC membership...
    Now there's 'free' potatoes at Tescos! Buy 2 bags of (most of) their spuds and get 50 Clubcard Points, so get 2 bags of Value New Potatoes @ 59p/1Kg bag and get 50 points which can be exchanged...
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  13. music

    WIND TURBINES.

    Wind farms are just that, lots of wind from politicians trying to look GREEN. Expensive, unreliable and look awful. But you can bet someone is making a killing out of building them.
    Wind farms are just that, lots of wind from politicians trying to look GREEN. Expensive, unreliable and look awful. But you can bet someone is making a killing out of building them.
    Wind farms are just that, lots of wind from politicians trying to look GREEN. Expensive, unreliable and look awful. But you can bet someone is making a killing out of building them.
    Wind farms are just that, lots of wind from politicians trying to look GREEN. Expensive, unreliable and look awful. But you can bet someone is making a killing out of building them.
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  14. Juvenile

    Can I use heat gun to remove paint off a radiator?

    Rust? Rust on a radiator surely can only come from one side, the inside. So if its rusting its knackered. Are we talking old cast iron rads or modern ones?
    Rust? Rust on a radiator surely can only come from one side, the inside. So if its rusting its knackered. Are we talking old cast iron rads or modern ones?
    Rust? Rust on a radiator surely can only come from one side, the inside. So if its rusting its knackered. Are we talking old cast iron rads or modern ones?
    Rust? Rust on a radiator surely can only come from one side, the inside. So if its rusting its knackered. Are we talking old cast iron rads or modern ones?
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  15. Folly Mon
    Like x 3

    Spondeolitus and Artheritus of the Spine & Neck

    and here is another: cetyl myristoleate
    and here is another: cetyl myristoleate
    and here is another: cetyl myristoleate
    and here is another: cetyl myristoleate
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  16. catztail
    Like x 5

    for Folly Mon

    WOW God Bless ya Julie :wub2: ive only Ever seen 1 pic of that before and that was on a VW Web site called the samba.com Thank you i love it Addind the windows up that = 4/5 Vans :lunapic 130165696578242 5: they used to make...
    WOW God Bless ya Julie :wub2: ive only Ever seen 1 pic of that before and that was on a VW Web site called the samba.com Thank you i love it Addind the windows up that = 4/5 Vans :lunapic 130165696578242 5: they used to make that :blue thumb:
    WOW God Bless ya Julie :wub2: ive only Ever seen 1 pic of that before and that was on a VW Web site called the samba.com Thank you i love it Addind the windows up that = 4/5 Vans :lunapic 130165696578242 5: they used to make that :blue thumb:
    WOW God Bless ya Julie :wub2: ive only Ever seen 1 pic of that before and that was on a VW Web site called the samba.com Thank you i love it Addind the windows up that = 4/5 Vans :lunapic 130165696578242 5: they used to make...
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  17. Sheal

    Start them young!

    Sorry Ziggy I haven't got access to that, nice thought though. :dbgrtmb: Funny, I was listening to it yesterday in my car. :biggrin:
    Sorry Ziggy I haven't got access to that, nice thought though. :dbgrtmb: Funny, I was listening to it yesterday in my car. :biggrin:
    Sorry Ziggy I haven't got access to that, nice thought though. :dbgrtmb: Funny, I was listening to it yesterday in my car. :biggrin:
    Sorry Ziggy I haven't got access to that, nice thought though. :dbgrtmb: Funny, I was listening to it yesterday in my car. :biggrin:
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  18. Bilbo675

    Off on Our Hols

    Glad you had a lovley time :dbgrtmb:
    Glad you had a lovley time :dbgrtmb:
    Glad you had a lovley time :dbgrtmb:
    Glad you had a lovley time :dbgrtmb:
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  19. Phil A

    Gemini

    That's right. I censored my version in case it broke the code:)
    That's right. I censored my version in case it broke the code:)
    That's right. I censored my version in case it broke the code:)
    That's right. I censored my version in case it broke the code:)
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  20. shiney
    Like x 9

    Priceless!!!!

    Fantastic:loll:
    Fantastic:loll:
    Fantastic:loll:
    Fantastic:loll:
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