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  1. shiney

    Fast Food!!!!

    Alledgedly!!! :heehee: I've eaten local food in remote corners of the world (and not just the corners :)) and never been sick - but I did have Salmonella here once. It wasn't very nice :sad:
    Alledgedly!!! :heehee: I've eaten local food in remote corners of the world (and not just the corners :)) and never been sick - but I did have Salmonella here once. It wasn't very nice :sad:
    Alledgedly!!! :heehee: I've eaten local food in remote corners of the world (and not just the corners :)) and never been sick - but I did have Salmonella here once. It wasn't very nice :sad:
    Alledgedly!!! :heehee: I've eaten local food in remote corners of the world (and not just the corners :)) and never been sick - but I did have Salmonella here once. It wasn't very nice :sad:
    shiney, Apr 20, 2012
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    shiney
    Apr 21, 2012
  2. shiney

    Anyone Remember These?

    So, mine were the posh new ones :heehee:. I still have the copy of the application form and I put in for those coupons on 27th Dec 1973. I wonder if they are a collectors' item. Particularly as mine...
    So, mine were the posh new ones :heehee:. I still have the copy of the application form and I put in for those coupons on 27th Dec 1973. I wonder if they are a collectors' item. Particularly as mine are in mint condition. :)
    So, mine were the posh new ones :heehee:. I still have the copy of the application form and I put in for those coupons on 27th Dec 1973. I wonder if they are a collectors' item. Particularly as mine are in mint condition. :)
    So, mine were the posh new ones :heehee:. I still have the copy of the application form and I put in for those coupons on 27th Dec 1973. I wonder if they are a collectors' item. Particularly as mine...
    shiney, Apr 21, 2012
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    shiney
    Apr 21, 2012
  3. *dim*

    Which Came First? .... The Chicken or the Egg?

    I think the mormons have learnt your tactic Shiney, and now use it to help them to get into people's homes. Our local ones (two very lovely ladies) actually offer to help with the housework. As...
    I think the mormons have learnt your tactic Shiney, and now use it to help them to get into people's homes. Our local ones (two very lovely ladies) actually offer to help with the housework. As far as I'm concerned they are most welcome, but the wife is a bit uneasy about me being so keen to...
    I think the mormons have learnt your tactic Shiney, and now use it to help them to get into people's homes. Our local ones (two very lovely ladies) actually offer to help with the housework. As far as I'm concerned they are most welcome, but the...
    I think the mormons have learnt your tactic Shiney, and now use it to help them to get into people's homes. Our local ones (two very lovely ladies) actually offer to help with the housework. As...
    *dim*, Apr 20, 2012 ... 2
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    clueless1
    Apr 21, 2012
  4. Marley Farley

    Another great musician leaves us..!!

    He was a great musician and a lovely man........
    He was a great musician and a lovely man........
    He was a great musician and a lovely man........
    He was a great musician and a lovely man........
    Marley Farley, Apr 20, 2012
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    roders
    Apr 21, 2012
  5. clueless1

    Stuff to do before you're 12

    Good point, I never noticed that omission. The tarzi is not just something for the list, it is a staple of childhood.
    Good point, I never noticed that omission. The tarzi is not just something for the list, it is a staple of childhood.
    Good point, I never noticed that omission. The tarzi is not just something for the list, it is a staple of childhood.
    Good point, I never noticed that omission. The tarzi is not just something for the list, it is a staple of childhood.
    clueless1, Apr 19, 2012
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    clueless1
    Apr 21, 2012
  6. shiney

    Obama Ate My Dog!! Says Hitler!

    Seen this a few time, but the last one was about Land Rovers
    Seen this a few time, but the last one was about Land Rovers
    Seen this a few time, but the last one was about Land Rovers
    Seen this a few time, but the last one was about Land Rovers
    shiney, Apr 20, 2012
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    Dopey
    Apr 20, 2012
  7. chitting kaz
    Like x 12

    wow such a haul today

    Would that be shed with a tiled roof? I've successfully used feather edge fence boarding for low raised beds for growing the likes of raspberries, so I can raise them slightly above my heavy...
    Would that be shed with a tiled roof? I've successfully used feather edge fence boarding for low raised beds for growing the likes of raspberries, so I can raise them slightly above my heavy clay soil. If you've got lots of boards like that you could always use some to construct a 'hardening...
    Would that be shed with a tiled roof? I've successfully used feather edge fence boarding for low raised beds for growing the likes of raspberries, so I can raise them slightly above my heavy clay soil. If you've got lots of boards like that you...
    Would that be shed with a tiled roof? I've successfully used feather edge fence boarding for low raised beds for growing the likes of raspberries, so I can raise them slightly above my heavy...
    chitting kaz, Apr 10, 2012 ... 2
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    Scrungee
    Apr 19, 2012
  8. Sheal

    Bakers March

    Double arrghh :snork:
    Double arrghh :snork:
    Double arrghh :snork:
    Double arrghh :snork:
    Sheal, Apr 17, 2012
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    HarryS
    Apr 18, 2012
  9. Folly Mon

    TaTTooS Show us Yours Love Em? or Hate Em

    From the 2nd I open my eyes to the 2nd I fall asleep I've got a cup tea even @ work I've got 1 of them big Flask mugs constantly Full never half empty lol Most my Famerley are the same
    From the 2nd I open my eyes to the 2nd I fall asleep I've got a cup tea even @ work I've got 1 of them big Flask mugs constantly Full never half empty lol Most my Famerley are the same
    From the 2nd I open my eyes to the 2nd I fall asleep I've got a cup tea even @ work I've got 1 of them big Flask mugs constantly Full never half empty lol Most my Famerley are the same
    From the 2nd I open my eyes to the 2nd I fall asleep I've got a cup tea even @ work I've got 1 of them big Flask mugs constantly Full never half empty lol Most my Famerley are the same
    Folly Mon, Apr 14, 2012 ... 2 3 4
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  10. maksim

    Dover and Calais

    He may be a good bass player but he wasn't very careful about picking his parents! :heehee:
    He may be a good bass player but he wasn't very careful about picking his parents! :heehee:
    He may be a good bass player but he wasn't very careful about picking his parents! :heehee:
    He may be a good bass player but he wasn't very careful about picking his parents! :heehee:
    maksim, Apr 14, 2012 ... 2 3
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    shiney
    Apr 18, 2012
  11. Phil A
    Like x 13

    The Jack McHammocklashing Retirement Party Thread

    Hi Victoria Yes thanks very much, I had some difficulty retrieving it from them, but it was very nice Music and Sunset with a Sunflower bedeked road leading to my future Thank you most kind ...
    Hi Victoria Yes thanks very much, I had some difficulty retrieving it from them, but it was very nice Music and Sunset with a Sunflower bedeked road leading to my future Thank you most kind Jack McH
    Hi Victoria Yes thanks very much, I had some difficulty retrieving it from them, but it was very nice Music and Sunset with a Sunflower bedeked road leading to my future Thank you most kind Jack McH
    Hi Victoria Yes thanks very much, I had some difficulty retrieving it from them, but it was very nice Music and Sunset with a Sunflower bedeked road leading to my future Thank you most kind ...
    Phil A, Apr 12, 2012 ... 7 8 9
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  12. Phil A
    Like x 3

    PETA Activists Target Hells Angels

    Tee Hee, got a link Aesculus? would like to see that:biggrin:
    Tee Hee, got a link Aesculus? would like to see that:biggrin:
    Tee Hee, got a link Aesculus? would like to see that:biggrin:
    Tee Hee, got a link Aesculus? would like to see that:biggrin:
    Phil A, Apr 16, 2012 ... 2
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    Phil A
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  13. Jack McHammocklashing
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    Have you ever wasted a weeks solid hardwork

    Getting back on thread...... Three years ago I started stripping wood chip paper from the ceiling in my living room. Bearing in mind the room is 23ft long, after a week and a half I'd got a...
    Getting back on thread...... Three years ago I started stripping wood chip paper from the ceiling in my living room. Bearing in mind the room is 23ft long, after a week and a half I'd got a third stripped, even that was a miracle, it's a devil to remove and it was doing me in - in the process....
    Getting back on thread...... Three years ago I started stripping wood chip paper from the ceiling in my living room. Bearing in mind the room is 23ft long, after a week and a half I'd got a third stripped, even that was a miracle, it's a devil...
    Getting back on thread...... Three years ago I started stripping wood chip paper from the ceiling in my living room. Bearing in mind the room is 23ft long, after a week and a half I'd got a...
    Jack McHammocklashing, Apr 16, 2012
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    Sheal
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  14. kyleleonard

    Not Been On Holiday Since 2008

    Not been on a plane since 2008, can't remember if they scan passports or not..? Like, if I could get on with my old one... hmm
    Not been on a plane since 2008, can't remember if they scan passports or not..? Like, if I could get on with my old one... hmm
    Not been on a plane since 2008, can't remember if they scan passports or not..? Like, if I could get on with my old one... hmm
    Not been on a plane since 2008, can't remember if they scan passports or not..? Like, if I could get on with my old one... hmm
    kyleleonard, Apr 5, 2012 ... 2
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  15. Sheal

    Is it a promotion Ziggy?

    No, we put his jacket on Arbustus who always scratches anyone who removes his covers.
    No, we put his jacket on Arbustus who always scratches anyone who removes his covers.
    No, we put his jacket on Arbustus who always scratches anyone who removes his covers.
    No, we put his jacket on Arbustus who always scratches anyone who removes his covers.
    Sheal, Apr 16, 2012 ... 2 3 4
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    Phil A
    Apr 17, 2012
  16. MichaelJohn

    My Tits

    No only had the horse in the office sweepstake . I have never bet since I put a £10 win on Goliath , who was odds on favourite against David . :snork:
    No only had the horse in the office sweepstake . I have never bet since I put a £10 win on Goliath , who was odds on favourite against David . :snork:
    No only had the horse in the office sweepstake . I have never bet since I put a £10 win on Goliath , who was odds on favourite against David . :snork:
    No only had the horse in the office sweepstake . I have never bet since I put a £10 win on Goliath , who was odds on favourite against David . :snork:
    MichaelJohn, Apr 15, 2012
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    HarryS
    Apr 16, 2012
  17. joolz68

    Water softeners and Eczema

    Its very distracting for them sheal,ive watched jessie non stop sctratch during some nights and bog eyed for school next day,feel so sorry for kids that have eczema x
    Its very distracting for them sheal,ive watched jessie non stop sctratch during some nights and bog eyed for school next day,feel so sorry for kids that have eczema x
    Its very distracting for them sheal,ive watched jessie non stop sctratch during some nights and bog eyed for school next day,feel so sorry for kids that have eczema x
    Its very distracting for them sheal,ive watched jessie non stop sctratch during some nights and bog eyed for school next day,feel so sorry for kids that have eczema x
    joolz68, Apr 15, 2012
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    joolz68
    Apr 16, 2012
  18. Phil A

    Its a God-awful Small Affair..

    No, only Snickers.
    No, only Snickers.
    No, only Snickers.
    No, only Snickers.
    Phil A, Apr 15, 2012
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    Phil A
    Apr 15, 2012
  19. Sheal

    T.T.

    Id of loved to have seen that :heehee: bless him :blue thumb: x he was quite a comic without trying :loll:
    Id of loved to have seen that :heehee: bless him :blue thumb: x he was quite a comic without trying :loll:
    Id of loved to have seen that :heehee: bless him :blue thumb: x he was quite a comic without trying :loll:
    Id of loved to have seen that :heehee: bless him :blue thumb: x he was quite a comic without trying :loll:
    Sheal, Apr 10, 2012 ... 2
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    joolz68
    Apr 14, 2012
  20. MichaelJohn

    Google's Doodle today

    I hope so, otherwise i'd be Nick:snork:
    I hope so, otherwise i'd be Nick:snork:
    I hope so, otherwise i'd be Nick:snork:
    I hope so, otherwise i'd be Nick:snork:
    MichaelJohn, Apr 9, 2012
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    Phil A
    Apr 13, 2012
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