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  1. joolz68

    Water softeners and Eczema

    Its very distracting for them sheal,ive watched jessie non stop sctratch during some nights and bog eyed for school next day,feel so sorry for kids that have eczema x
    Its very distracting for them sheal,ive watched jessie non stop sctratch during some nights and bog eyed for school next day,feel so sorry for kids that have eczema x
    Its very distracting for them sheal,ive watched jessie non stop sctratch during some nights and bog eyed for school next day,feel so sorry for kids that have eczema x
    Its very distracting for them sheal,ive watched jessie non stop sctratch during some nights and bog eyed for school next day,feel so sorry for kids that have eczema x
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  2. Phil A

    Its a God-awful Small Affair..

    No, only Snickers.
    No, only Snickers.
    No, only Snickers.
    No, only Snickers.
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  3. Sheal

    T.T.

    Id of loved to have seen that :heehee: bless him :blue thumb: x he was quite a comic without trying :loll:
    Id of loved to have seen that :heehee: bless him :blue thumb: x he was quite a comic without trying :loll:
    Id of loved to have seen that :heehee: bless him :blue thumb: x he was quite a comic without trying :loll:
    Id of loved to have seen that :heehee: bless him :blue thumb: x he was quite a comic without trying :loll:
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  4. MichaelJohn

    Google's Doodle today

    I hope so, otherwise i'd be Nick:snork:
    I hope so, otherwise i'd be Nick:snork:
    I hope so, otherwise i'd be Nick:snork:
    I hope so, otherwise i'd be Nick:snork:
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  5. Phil A

    Drunk Driver Again

    No bill to send really, he dug his van out this morning, hardly saying a word as his ancient stepfather was watching over him from his quad bike with a shotgun slung over the front, cussing him...
    No bill to send really, he dug his van out this morning, hardly saying a word as his ancient stepfather was watching over him from his quad bike with a shotgun slung over the front, cussing him very loudly the whole time:snork: Ad infinitum..... It was his fence, he put it up in the first place,...
    No bill to send really, he dug his van out this morning, hardly saying a word as his ancient stepfather was watching over him from his quad bike with a shotgun slung over the front, cussing him very loudly the whole time:snork: Ad infinitum..... ...
    No bill to send really, he dug his van out this morning, hardly saying a word as his ancient stepfather was watching over him from his quad bike with a shotgun slung over the front, cussing him...
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  6. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Office Cat

    Now Zigs how can I keep him out of the herb garden, he just loves the cat-nip plants plus the Thyme.. He rolls all around & I think smells nice at the end of it all... No bad bugs in my herb...
    Now Zigs how can I keep him out of the herb garden, he just loves the cat-nip plants plus the Thyme.. He rolls all around & I think smells nice at the end of it all... No bad bugs in my herb garden anyway... :loll:You should let him in there more often then he wouldn't throw up everywhere,, there's...
    Now Zigs how can I keep him out of the herb garden, he just loves the cat-nip plants plus the Thyme.. He rolls all around & I think smells nice at the end of it all... No bad bugs in my herb garden anyway... :loll:You should let him in there more often...
    Now Zigs how can I keep him out of the herb garden, he just loves the cat-nip plants plus the Thyme.. He rolls all around & I think smells nice at the end of it all... No bad bugs in my herb...
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  7. music

    STARLINGS ?.

    I'm not particularly keen on Starlings as i've only ever seen them bullying the Sparrows to get to food so it's the Sparrows i feel sorry for. I would have thought that Sparrow numbers had...
    I'm not particularly keen on Starlings as i've only ever seen them bullying the Sparrows to get to food so it's the Sparrows i feel sorry for. I would have thought that Sparrow numbers had dwindled more over the years than Starling numbers to be honest. Having said that i've had Starlings...
    I'm not particularly keen on Starlings as i've only ever seen them bullying the Sparrows to get to food so it's the Sparrows i feel sorry for. I would have thought that Sparrow numbers had dwindled more over the years than Starling numbers to be...
    I'm not particularly keen on Starlings as i've only ever seen them bullying the Sparrows to get to food so it's the Sparrows i feel sorry for. I would have thought that Sparrow numbers had...
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  8. MichaelJohn

    Staying in today

    Oooo I need to go buy a lotto ticket!!
    Oooo I need to go buy a lotto ticket!!
    Oooo I need to go buy a lotto ticket!!
    Oooo I need to go buy a lotto ticket!!
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  9. MichaelJohn
    Like x 4

    Bit of fun in Belgium

    A bit more fun in Belgium.
    A bit more fun in Belgium.
    A bit more fun in Belgium.
    A bit more fun in Belgium.
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  10. MichaelJohn

    Syrup of fig < must see >

    Hair? Oh yes, I remember that, lost it years ago. :pathd: It's just one of the things which reminds me that I am increasingly turning into my father with every year that passes. As a foolish youth, I...
    Hair? Oh yes, I remember that, lost it years ago. :pathd: It's just one of the things which reminds me that I am increasingly turning into my father with every year that passes. As a foolish youth, I would frequently mock my dad for his baldness. His reply was always the same: "Ah, but grass don't...
    Hair? Oh yes, I remember that, lost it years ago. :pathd: It's just one of the things which reminds me that I am increasingly turning into my father with every year that passes. As a foolish youth, I would frequently mock my dad for his baldness....
    Hair? Oh yes, I remember that, lost it years ago. :pathd: It's just one of the things which reminds me that I am increasingly turning into my father with every year that passes. As a foolish youth, I...
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  11. ClaraLou
    Like x 3

    Holiday reviews

    The stalag luft compound all inclusive holiday is not for me as well . You spend all winter surrounded by 4 walls , then go on holiday to be surrounded by 4 walls ! I like to eat and drink where...
    The stalag luft compound all inclusive holiday is not for me as well . You spend all winter surrounded by 4 walls , then go on holiday to be surrounded by 4 walls ! I like to eat and drink where and when I choose. Favourite holiday reviews . "Rome is OK probably for a day . It seems to be full...
    The stalag luft compound all inclusive holiday is not for me as well . You spend all winter surrounded by 4 walls , then go on holiday to be surrounded by 4 walls ! I like to eat and drink where and when I choose. Favourite holiday reviews...
    The stalag luft compound all inclusive holiday is not for me as well . You spend all winter surrounded by 4 walls , then go on holiday to be surrounded by 4 walls ! I like to eat and drink where...
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  12. lazydog

    Follymon we missed the boat

    Beyond belief. I would have done any repairs needed to the historic fabric then sold it on as a development project with listed building & planning consent. Let someone else do the newbuild bits...
    Beyond belief. I would have done any repairs needed to the historic fabric then sold it on as a development project with listed building & planning consent. Let someone else do the newbuild bits & walk away with a big wedge in my pocket.
    Beyond belief. I would have done any repairs needed to the historic fabric then sold it on as a development project with listed building & planning consent. Let someone else do the newbuild bits & walk away with a big wedge in my pocket.
    Beyond belief. I would have done any repairs needed to the historic fabric then sold it on as a development project with listed building & planning consent. Let someone else do the newbuild bits...
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  13. Phil A

    Teachers Strike

    I'll bake a cake :dbgrtmb: - or even better, make a curry. :dancy:
    I'll bake a cake :dbgrtmb: - or even better, make a curry. :dancy:
    I'll bake a cake :dbgrtmb: - or even better, make a curry. :dancy:
    I'll bake a cake :dbgrtmb: - or even better, make a curry. :dancy:
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  14. Folly Mon

    off to meet Ziggy sunday!!!

    Licence to Krill
    Licence to Krill
    Licence to Krill
    Licence to Krill
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  15. Phil A

    For Folly Mon

    :snork: Probably refers to the way down to "The Fleet" a 17 mile brackish lagoon behind the Chesil beach much beloved by smugglers (read "Moonfleet" thats based down there) The flue probably still...
    :snork: Probably refers to the way down to "The Fleet" a 17 mile brackish lagoon behind the Chesil beach much beloved by smugglers (read "Moonfleet" thats based down there) The flue probably still exists in the remaining building, the stylee of the fireplace is Tudor, probably a demolished wing or...
    :snork: Probably refers to the way down to "The Fleet" a 17 mile brackish lagoon behind the Chesil beach much beloved by smugglers (read "Moonfleet" thats based down there) The flue probably still exists in the remaining building, the stylee of the...
    :snork: Probably refers to the way down to "The Fleet" a 17 mile brackish lagoon behind the Chesil beach much beloved by smugglers (read "Moonfleet" thats based down there) The flue probably still...
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  16. Folly Mon
    Like x 8

    A Leg End Met The Legend Ziggy Searchfild

    Dw i ddim eisiau tatws. - I don't want potatoes.:snork:
    Dw i ddim eisiau tatws. - I don't want potatoes.:snork:
    Dw i ddim eisiau tatws. - I don't want potatoes.:snork:
    Dw i ddim eisiau tatws. - I don't want potatoes.:snork:
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  17. maksim

    Happy Birthday "Albert Chevallier Tayler"

    Maksim i love this picture .. wonder if its poss to buy a print ? ..i go fishing on the Thames and would love to know where it was painted .. obviously the lower reaches maybe around the Oxford /...
    Maksim i love this picture .. wonder if its poss to buy a print ? ..i go fishing on the Thames and would love to know where it was painted .. obviously the lower reaches maybe around the Oxford / Appleford area .. :dbgrtmb:
    Maksim i love this picture .. wonder if its poss to buy a print ? ..i go fishing on the Thames and would love to know where it was painted .. obviously the lower reaches maybe around the Oxford / Appleford area .. :dbgrtmb:
    Maksim i love this picture .. wonder if its poss to buy a print ? ..i go fishing on the Thames and would love to know where it was painted .. obviously the lower reaches maybe around the Oxford /...
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  18. Markymark

    Photos on here?

    Good point, i'll get admin onto it:dbgrtmb:
    Good point, i'll get admin onto it:dbgrtmb:
    Good point, i'll get admin onto it:dbgrtmb:
    Good point, i'll get admin onto it:dbgrtmb:
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  19. Evil Len
    Like x 6

    Things that visit my garden ...

    I'm Evil for a reason ;-)
    I'm Evil for a reason ;-)
    I'm Evil for a reason ;-)
    I'm Evil for a reason ;-)
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  20. MichaelJohn

    Head for Heights

    BRAVE BRAVE Blokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :phew: i used to be a indeustral cladder and on more then one occastion i FROZE!!!! :doh: AND Had to Be Got OFF I Am Lucky enoughf to have been to the Top Deck of the...
    BRAVE BRAVE Blokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :phew: i used to be a indeustral cladder and on more then one occastion i FROZE!!!! :doh: AND Had to Be Got OFF I Am Lucky enoughf to have been to the Top Deck of the Empire State Building BEST VIEW I AVE PERSANLLY SEEN IN MY LIFE :wow:
    BRAVE BRAVE Blokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :phew: i used to be a indeustral cladder and on more then one occastion i FROZE!!!! :doh: AND Had to Be Got OFF I Am Lucky enoughf to have been to the Top Deck of the Empire State Building BEST VIEW I AVE PERSANLLY...
    BRAVE BRAVE Blokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :phew: i used to be a indeustral cladder and on more then one occastion i FROZE!!!! :doh: AND Had to Be Got OFF I Am Lucky enoughf to have been to the Top Deck of the...
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