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  1. Victoria

    An Audience with Cliff Richard

    People ask me why I didn't ask her for her autograph but she was in a private situation and relaxing with friends. I wouldn't dream of imposing in that way. Also, didn't think of it! :heehee:
    People ask me why I didn't ask her for her autograph but she was in a private situation and relaxing with friends. I wouldn't dream of imposing in that way. Also, didn't think of it! :heehee:
    People ask me why I didn't ask her for her autograph but she was in a private situation and relaxing with friends. I wouldn't dream of imposing in that way. Also, didn't think of it! :heehee:
    People ask me why I didn't ask her for her autograph but she was in a private situation and relaxing with friends. I wouldn't dream of imposing in that way. Also, didn't think of it! :heehee:
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  2. EddieJ
    Like x 7

    Not bad for two days work

    Fabulous Eddie:dbgrtmb:
    Fabulous Eddie:dbgrtmb:
    Fabulous Eddie:dbgrtmb:
    Fabulous Eddie:dbgrtmb:
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  3. shiney

    Advice From Engineers and Techies, Please!

    neoprene rubber sheet beneath the wood or, as someone mentioned .... wellies ....
    neoprene rubber sheet beneath the wood or, as someone mentioned .... wellies ....
    neoprene rubber sheet beneath the wood or, as someone mentioned .... wellies ....
    neoprene rubber sheet beneath the wood or, as someone mentioned .... wellies ....
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  4. ClaraLou

    Alice

    Same here, I hope she will just keep an eye on us all and when she's ready come back to us as she is very definitely missed.:snork:
    Same here, I hope she will just keep an eye on us all and when she's ready come back to us as she is very definitely missed.:snork:
    Same here, I hope she will just keep an eye on us all and when she's ready come back to us as she is very definitely missed.:snork:
    Same here, I hope she will just keep an eye on us all and when she's ready come back to us as she is very definitely missed.:snork:
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  5. ClaraLou

    Lost in translation

    Can he ride tandem :snork:
    Can he ride tandem :snork:
    Can he ride tandem :snork:
    Can he ride tandem :snork:
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  6. Victoria

    Britain's Got Talent ...

    Hi folks, I have the same problem here with videos others put up saying basically 'not licensed for the location' so appreciate the problem.
    Hi folks, I have the same problem here with videos others put up saying basically 'not licensed for the location' so appreciate the problem.
    Hi folks, I have the same problem here with videos others put up saying basically 'not licensed for the location' so appreciate the problem.
    Hi folks, I have the same problem here with videos others put up saying basically 'not licensed for the location' so appreciate the problem.
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  7. Axl

    Google, genius

    Want to see the prototype (it goes at 40 mph)
    Want to see the prototype (it goes at 40 mph)
    Want to see the prototype (it goes at 40 mph)
    Want to see the prototype (it goes at 40 mph)
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  8. Scrungee

    Mega Online Bargain/Clearance Sale

    The Great Online Mega Bargain/Clearance Sale - Loadsa unbelievable bargains, today only, finishes mid-day, so be quick: www.homebase.co.uk/april-megasale There must be so many people trying to...
    The Great Online Mega Bargain/Clearance Sale - Loadsa unbelievable bargains, today only, finishes mid-day, so be quick: www.homebase.co.uk/april-megasale There must be so many people trying to access their site this morning that it keeps crashing - don't give up! - keep on trying until you...
    The Great Online Mega Bargain/Clearance Sale - Loadsa unbelievable bargains, today only, finishes mid-day, so be quick: www.homebase.co.uk/april-megasale There must be so many people trying to access their site this morning that it keeps...
    The Great Online Mega Bargain/Clearance Sale - Loadsa unbelievable bargains, today only, finishes mid-day, so be quick: www.homebase.co.uk/april-megasale There must be so many people trying to...
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  9. Jack McHammocklashing
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    DONATIONS required

    FANtastic, all of you! Thank you so much!
    FANtastic, all of you! Thank you so much!
    FANtastic, all of you! Thank you so much!
    FANtastic, all of you! Thank you so much!
    march 2012 fund raising.jpg
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  10. maksim

    How to eat the British ?

    I remember yorkshire puddings as a dessert. two puddings drizzled with golden syrup - yummy .........:rolleyespink:
    I remember yorkshire puddings as a dessert. two puddings drizzled with golden syrup - yummy .........:rolleyespink:
    I remember yorkshire puddings as a dessert. two puddings drizzled with golden syrup - yummy .........:rolleyespink:
    I remember yorkshire puddings as a dessert. two puddings drizzled with golden syrup - yummy .........:rolleyespink:
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  11. Victoria

    Dirty Car Art

    Really neat!! I just washed my car yesterday and the rotten birds have already " painted " it for me.........
    Really neat!! I just washed my car yesterday and the rotten birds have already " painted " it for me.........
    Really neat!! I just washed my car yesterday and the rotten birds have already " painted " it for me.........
    Really neat!! I just washed my car yesterday and the rotten birds have already " painted " it for me.........
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  12. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Swear Filter

    Jenny, those two options aren't mutually exclusive!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Jenny, those two options aren't mutually exclusive!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Jenny, those two options aren't mutually exclusive!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Jenny, those two options aren't mutually exclusive!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  13. Aesculus

    Window Security Grilles?

    A rather dim history teacher at my school once wrote the following, concerning Joan of Arc: 'for many knights, she slept in full armour'. And I thought she was a nice gril.
    A rather dim history teacher at my school once wrote the following, concerning Joan of Arc: 'for many knights, she slept in full armour'. And I thought she was a nice gril.
    A rather dim history teacher at my school once wrote the following, concerning Joan of Arc: 'for many knights, she slept in full armour'. And I thought she was a nice gril.
    A rather dim history teacher at my school once wrote the following, concerning Joan of Arc: 'for many knights, she slept in full armour'. And I thought she was a nice gril.
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  14. Bilbo675

    Ok, Probably a Dumb Question....

    It is not pointed at those who know they have supported But to prick the concience of those who have not A first class stamp costs 60p now, yet you can post all year, for a nothing or just a...
    It is not pointed at those who know they have supported But to prick the concience of those who have not A first class stamp costs 60p now, yet you can post all year, for a nothing or just a pound a year, donation would help the site we love If ALL active members paid 50p a year, the server...
    It is not pointed at those who know they have supported But to prick the concience of those who have not A first class stamp costs 60p now, yet you can post all year, for a nothing or just a pound a year, donation would help the site we love ...
    It is not pointed at those who know they have supported But to prick the concience of those who have not A first class stamp costs 60p now, yet you can post all year, for a nothing or just a...
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  15. roders

    Postage prices UP....Big time.

    I believe it has a lot to do with the internet, since email is now so common, and for that matter so is texting the post office have considerably much less to deliver, so less staff are required...
    I believe it has a lot to do with the internet, since email is now so common, and for that matter so is texting the post office have considerably much less to deliver, so less staff are required ............
    I believe it has a lot to do with the internet, since email is now so common, and for that matter so is texting the post office have considerably much less to deliver, so less staff are required ............
    I believe it has a lot to do with the internet, since email is now so common, and for that matter so is texting the post office have considerably much less to deliver, so less staff are required...
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  16. Jungle Jane

    Freecycle

    You are supposed to say Encyclopedia Brittanica for sale Wife knows everything boom boom Jack McH
    You are supposed to say Encyclopedia Brittanica for sale Wife knows everything boom boom Jack McH
    You are supposed to say Encyclopedia Brittanica for sale Wife knows everything boom boom Jack McH
    You are supposed to say Encyclopedia Brittanica for sale Wife knows everything boom boom Jack McH
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  17. clueless1

    Race for life

    You should have burnt them years ago, Clueless. They're revolting. Get yourself some nice boxers. :heehee: I've been married twice and in a former life I was the breadwinner for years while my ex went...
    You should have burnt them years ago, Clueless. They're revolting. Get yourself some nice boxers. :heehee: I've been married twice and in a former life I was the breadwinner for years while my ex went back to university to do a medical degree, having quit his job. There wasn't a day when I didn't...
    You should have burnt them years ago, Clueless. They're revolting. Get yourself some nice boxers. :heehee: I've been married twice and in a former life I was the breadwinner for years while my ex went back to university to do a medical degree, having...
    You should have burnt them years ago, Clueless. They're revolting. Get yourself some nice boxers. :heehee: I've been married twice and in a former life I was the breadwinner for years while my ex went...
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  18. kindredspirit

    Lionel Messi.

    Greatest sports person of our time, people. Probably only rivaled by Phil Taylor, in terms of dominance in their respected sport.
    Greatest sports person of our time, people. Probably only rivaled by Phil Taylor, in terms of dominance in their respected sport.
    Greatest sports person of our time, people. Probably only rivaled by Phil Taylor, in terms of dominance in their respected sport.
    Greatest sports person of our time, people. Probably only rivaled by Phil Taylor, in terms of dominance in their respected sport.
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  19. watergarden

    Stuff and junk you still have, but don't use.

    Did you see the embarassing National anthem for the winner of the Emirates Gold medals from Kazakstan,, they downloaded the anthem from the internet, but it was the RUDE BORATS one from the Film...
    Did you see the embarassing National anthem for the winner of the Emirates Gold medals from Kazakstan,, they downloaded the anthem from the internet, but it was the RUDE BORATS one from the Film and not the real one :-) Very RUDE Jack McHammocklashing
    Did you see the embarassing National anthem for the winner of the Emirates Gold medals from Kazakstan,, they downloaded the anthem from the internet, but it was the RUDE BORATS one from the Film and not the real one :-) Very RUDE Jack...
    Did you see the embarassing National anthem for the winner of the Emirates Gold medals from Kazakstan,, they downloaded the anthem from the internet, but it was the RUDE BORATS one from the Film...
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  20. Daisies

    you remember Susan Boyl.... here's another one

    Yep same video Jack McH
    Yep same video Jack McH
    Yep same video Jack McH
    Yep same video Jack McH
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