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  1. Phil A

    Brookwood Cemetary is on Fire

    I likes the above ground coffins, you can get within inches of them.
    I likes the above ground coffins, you can get within inches of them.
    I likes the above ground coffins, you can get within inches of them.
    I likes the above ground coffins, you can get within inches of them.
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  2. Gay Gardener

    Crows nest

    Thanks everyone for the helpful suggestions. I have bought some smoke pellets and tried that, fun but no success. The rifle, gosh I am tempted but I wouldn't honestly have the heart to do it. ...
    Thanks everyone for the helpful suggestions. I have bought some smoke pellets and tried that, fun but no success. The rifle, gosh I am tempted but I wouldn't honestly have the heart to do it. The detonators too sound fun, but I do want a chimney left! I was a bit perplexed about what the...
    Thanks everyone for the helpful suggestions. I have bought some smoke pellets and tried that, fun but no success. The rifle, gosh I am tempted but I wouldn't honestly have the heart to do it. The detonators too sound fun, but I do want a...
    Thanks everyone for the helpful suggestions. I have bought some smoke pellets and tried that, fun but no success. The rifle, gosh I am tempted but I wouldn't honestly have the heart to do it. ...
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  3. Loofah

    I wonder if someone can explain this to me?

    oh god your all freaking me out:oops:
    oh god your all freaking me out:oops:
    oh god your all freaking me out:oops:
    oh god your all freaking me out:oops:
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  4. Jack McHammocklashing

    Auriol weather station

    You see the problem with bailing on the Grandson Jack. It's the terrible 2's Wait while he gets to 3. The weather will still confuse, but the vandal will be more persistant. Spoken by One Who Knows!!!:paladin::gaah:
    You see the problem with bailing on the Grandson Jack. It's the terrible 2's Wait while he gets to 3. The weather will still confuse, but the vandal will be more persistant. Spoken by One Who Knows!!!:paladin::gaah:
    You see the problem with bailing on the Grandson Jack. It's the terrible 2's Wait while he gets to 3. The weather will still confuse, but the vandal will be more persistant. Spoken by One Who Knows!!!:paladin::gaah:
    You see the problem with bailing on the Grandson Jack. It's the terrible 2's Wait while he gets to 3. The weather will still confuse, but the vandal will be more persistant. Spoken by One Who Knows!!!:paladin::gaah:
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  5. capney
    Like x 5

    Posting

    Thought we'd banned you?
    Thought we'd banned you?
    Thought we'd banned you?
    Thought we'd banned you?
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  6. longk

    Help - music id needed!

    Link to the video..............
    Link to the video..............
    Link to the video..............
    Link to the video..............
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  7. nicx2401

    I have just finished the preperations and I have seen this Patio Set :)

    I was looking for a metal patio set for AGES but couldn't find one that was comfy enough for more than a few minutes. Have ended up buying two recliningg hard wood chairs and a small table. Just...
    I was looking for a metal patio set for AGES but couldn't find one that was comfy enough for more than a few minutes. Have ended up buying two recliningg hard wood chairs and a small table. Just the job and comfy as you like!
    I was looking for a metal patio set for AGES but couldn't find one that was comfy enough for more than a few minutes. Have ended up buying two recliningg hard wood chairs and a small table. Just the job and comfy as you like!
    I was looking for a metal patio set for AGES but couldn't find one that was comfy enough for more than a few minutes. Have ended up buying two recliningg hard wood chairs and a small table. Just...
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  8. Jungle Jane

    What can I do with woodshavings?

    Sell it to Wickes so they can sell it back to the public as compost? :snork:
    Sell it to Wickes so they can sell it back to the public as compost? :snork:
    Sell it to Wickes so they can sell it back to the public as compost? :snork:
    Sell it to Wickes so they can sell it back to the public as compost? :snork:
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  9. Sheal

    Looking for sympathy

    I also love the smiley :hapydancsmil: Sheal, I don't think it would cure me. Six months of blood tests 2 or 3 times a week didn't.
    I also love the smiley :hapydancsmil: Sheal, I don't think it would cure me. Six months of blood tests 2 or 3 times a week didn't.
    I also love the smiley :hapydancsmil: Sheal, I don't think it would cure me. Six months of blood tests 2 or 3 times a week didn't.
    I also love the smiley :hapydancsmil: Sheal, I don't think it would cure me. Six months of blood tests 2 or 3 times a week didn't.
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  10. Phil A

    Wow. I could burn all that.

    The Elf and Safety should put a fence up.
    The Elf and Safety should put a fence up.
    The Elf and Safety should put a fence up.
    The Elf and Safety should put a fence up.
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  11. shiney

    A Child Musical Prodigy

    God, I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't whistle............seeing such talent in one so young leaves you smiling and breathless!!:biggrin:
    God, I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't whistle............seeing such talent in one so young leaves you smiling and breathless!!:biggrin:
    God, I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't whistle............seeing such talent in one so young leaves you smiling and breathless!!:biggrin:
    God, I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't whistle............seeing such talent in one so young leaves you smiling and breathless!!:biggrin:
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  12. chitting kaz

    clocks change tonight

    Changed mine five hours ago! :)
    Changed mine five hours ago! :)
    Changed mine five hours ago! :)
    Changed mine five hours ago! :)
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  13. shiney
    Like x 8

    Especially For Woo - The Owl And The Pussycat

    Not sure who was the Boss, mutual respect. great vid:dbgrtmb:
    Not sure who was the Boss, mutual respect. great vid:dbgrtmb:
    Not sure who was the Boss, mutual respect. great vid:dbgrtmb:
    Not sure who was the Boss, mutual respect. great vid:dbgrtmb:
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  14. strongylodon

    Solar panels

    What!!! Mp's drink alcohol? Never!!!!!! :hate-shocked::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    What!!! Mp's drink alcohol? Never!!!!!! :hate-shocked::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    What!!! Mp's drink alcohol? Never!!!!!! :hate-shocked::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    What!!! Mp's drink alcohol? Never!!!!!! :hate-shocked::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  15. shiney

    Faster Than light - A Measurement Error?

    The time paradox (that's two doctors, I think :heehee:) went into a causitive loop in 1953 when Ray bradbury wrote the book 'Fahrenheit 451' thus creating a parallel universe where The Great Ipod In The...
    The time paradox (that's two doctors, I think :heehee:) went into a causitive loop in 1953 when Ray bradbury wrote the book 'Fahrenheit 451' thus creating a parallel universe where The Great Ipod In The Sky :love30: (The GIITS) took over all human thought. The Mark 1 version being known as 'The Old GITS'.
    The time paradox (that's two doctors, I think :heehee:) went into a causitive loop in 1953 when Ray bradbury wrote the book 'Fahrenheit 451' thus creating a parallel universe where The Great Ipod In The Sky :love30: (The GIITS) took over all human thought. The...
    The time paradox (that's two doctors, I think :heehee:) went into a causitive loop in 1953 when Ray bradbury wrote the book 'Fahrenheit 451' thus creating a parallel universe where The Great Ipod In The...
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  16. Val..

    See you all soon!!!

    Pob Hwyl, Gemini:blue thumb::).
    Pob Hwyl, Gemini:blue thumb::).
    Pob Hwyl, Gemini:blue thumb::).
    Pob Hwyl, Gemini:blue thumb::).
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  17. clueless1
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  18. clueless1

    Proper old fashioned local shops

    ... and Clubcard points too!
    ... and Clubcard points too!
    ... and Clubcard points too!
    ... and Clubcard points too!
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  19. kyleleonard

    Fabrice Muamba

    He's breathing unaided and able to talk a bit.
    He's breathing unaided and able to talk a bit.
    He's breathing unaided and able to talk a bit.
    He's breathing unaided and able to talk a bit.
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  20. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 5

    For the Ladies or AU FAIT MEN

    First thing, that way you don't have to worry about the damn things wilting or getting sat on.:) That'll be her problem.
    First thing, that way you don't have to worry about the damn things wilting or getting sat on.:) That'll be her problem.
    First thing, that way you don't have to worry about the damn things wilting or getting sat on.:) That'll be her problem.
    First thing, that way you don't have to worry about the damn things wilting or getting sat on.:) That'll be her problem.
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