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  1. shiney
    Like x 3

    Saving A Whale

    Lovely!
    Lovely!
    Lovely!
    Lovely!
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  2. joolz68

    the scale of everything

    Excellent.
    Excellent.
    Excellent.
    Excellent.
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  3. Phil A
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    Happy Equinox Everybody

    Hooray! It's the start of spring :)
    Hooray! It's the start of spring :)
    Hooray! It's the start of spring :)
    Hooray! It's the start of spring :)
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  4. landimad

    Hip problems

    Of course you would consult a specialist but finding a really good one is not that easy. Often GPs just refer people to the local hospital and that doesn't always get you the best chap. Hip and...
    Of course you would consult a specialist but finding a really good one is not that easy. Often GPs just refer people to the local hospital and that doesn't always get you the best chap. Hip and knee replacements are highly specialised procedures and I know there are an awful lot of chaps out...
    Of course you would consult a specialist but finding a really good one is not that easy. Often GPs just refer people to the local hospital and that doesn't always get you the best chap. Hip and knee replacements are highly specialised procedures...
    Of course you would consult a specialist but finding a really good one is not that easy. Often GPs just refer people to the local hospital and that doesn't always get you the best chap. Hip and...
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  5. Steve R

    Myxomatosis

    We found a dead rabbit in the garden a few weeks back and that had all the signs. We told the local gamekeeper as they go out shooting them round here and he said that it was in the area. Sad...
    We found a dead rabbit in the garden a few weeks back and that had all the signs. We told the local gamekeeper as they go out shooting them round here and he said that it was in the area. Sad thing to see.
    We found a dead rabbit in the garden a few weeks back and that had all the signs. We told the local gamekeeper as they go out shooting them round here and he said that it was in the area. Sad thing to see.
    We found a dead rabbit in the garden a few weeks back and that had all the signs. We told the local gamekeeper as they go out shooting them round here and he said that it was in the area. Sad...
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  6. MichaelJohn

    Please Release me

    Ya dont need brains to make money these days .. look at Alan Sugar ..David Beckham Ziggy Searchfield :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Ya dont need brains to make money these days .. look at Alan Sugar ..David Beckham Ziggy Searchfield :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Ya dont need brains to make money these days .. look at Alan Sugar ..David Beckham Ziggy Searchfield :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Ya dont need brains to make money these days .. look at Alan Sugar ..David Beckham Ziggy Searchfield :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  7. Scotkat

    Enjoy my walk today

    Ahhh, a magical mystery tour :biggrin:
    Ahhh, a magical mystery tour :biggrin:
    Ahhh, a magical mystery tour :biggrin:
    Ahhh, a magical mystery tour :biggrin:
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  8. Scotkat
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    Happy Mothers Day to all Mums

    It was a case of how many mothers can you fit in one house here...:loll: We had my wife, my wife's mum & sister and my mum and sister...5 in total...including the kids and partners we had 16 people in...
    It was a case of how many mothers can you fit in one house here...:loll: We had my wife, my wife's mum & sister and my mum and sister...5 in total...including the kids and partners we had 16 people in our house yesterday!! and guess who was doing all the food for the buffet??? :help::roflol::hate-shocked: Well at least I got...
    It was a case of how many mothers can you fit in one house here...:loll: We had my wife, my wife's mum & sister and my mum and sister...5 in total...including the kids and partners we had 16 people in our house yesterday!! and guess who was doing all...
    It was a case of how many mothers can you fit in one house here...:loll: We had my wife, my wife's mum & sister and my mum and sister...5 in total...including the kids and partners we had 16 people in...
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  9. Evil Len

    kidney stones

    Well, I am not sure I have anything worth donating apart from my heart..........and that is made of gold because it is full of love............and love is always gold.* *Charlie...
    Well, I am not sure I have anything worth donating apart from my heart..........and that is made of gold because it is full of love............and love is always gold.* *Charlie Landsborough...What colour is the wind.
    Well, I am not sure I have anything worth donating apart from my heart..........and that is made of gold because it is full of love............and love is always gold.* *Charlie Landsborough...What colour is the wind.
    Well, I am not sure I have anything worth donating apart from my heart..........and that is made of gold because it is full of love............and love is always gold.* *Charlie...
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  10. capney

    "Whats missing" 2011-2012

    people
    people
    people
    people
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  11. watergarden

    What a waste

    Yes Screwfix catalogues here as well, also Thompson & Morgan seed catalogue, both go straight into the recycling bin!!!:dunno: Val
    Yes Screwfix catalogues here as well, also Thompson & Morgan seed catalogue, both go straight into the recycling bin!!!:dunno: Val
    Yes Screwfix catalogues here as well, also Thompson & Morgan seed catalogue, both go straight into the recycling bin!!!:dunno: Val
    Yes Screwfix catalogues here as well, also Thompson & Morgan seed catalogue, both go straight into the recycling bin!!!:dunno: Val
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  12. capney
    Like x 14

    Roberts garden/health

    Don't rush anything Robert and take it easy, great to know you are feeling better..
    Don't rush anything Robert and take it easy, great to know you are feeling better..
    Don't rush anything Robert and take it easy, great to know you are feeling better..
    Don't rush anything Robert and take it easy, great to know you are feeling better..
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  13. Sheal

    Superstition/lucky charms

    If I were to list all the superstitions my Gran had, we'd all be here until doomsday, I didn't believe any of them .... touch wood.
    If I were to list all the superstitions my Gran had, we'd all be here until doomsday, I didn't believe any of them .... touch wood.
    If I were to list all the superstitions my Gran had, we'd all be here until doomsday, I didn't believe any of them .... touch wood.
    If I were to list all the superstitions my Gran had, we'd all be here until doomsday, I didn't believe any of them .... touch wood.
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  14. Bilbo675
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    It's My "GC" Birthday

    Indeed, one or two loonies actually help run the assylum :sofa:
    Indeed, one or two loonies actually help run the assylum :sofa:
    Indeed, one or two loonies actually help run the assylum :sofa:
    Indeed, one or two loonies actually help run the assylum :sofa:
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  15. wiseowl

    Traffic turmoil

    Blimey Woo, The old Hilti Bolt the skip to the ground trick again.
    Blimey Woo, The old Hilti Bolt the skip to the ground trick again.
    Blimey Woo, The old Hilti Bolt the skip to the ground trick again.
    Blimey Woo, The old Hilti Bolt the skip to the ground trick again.
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  16. JWK
    Like x 7

    50 Not Out! (aka Free Tea & Biscuits)

    well done john Good on ya!!!!
    well done john Good on ya!!!!
    well done john Good on ya!!!!
    well done john Good on ya!!!!
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  17. Phil A
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    Clueless 1

    A very delicate subject. Thank you Gentlemen for keeping it under control. I have friends who have taken that path & its not something you'll ever fully understand. Hope you don't mind if I...
    A very delicate subject. Thank you Gentlemen for keeping it under control. I have friends who have taken that path & its not something you'll ever fully understand. Hope you don't mind if I close this thread now, as I feel this is something that should be discussed on a personal level. Not...
    A very delicate subject. Thank you Gentlemen for keeping it under control. I have friends who have taken that path & its not something you'll ever fully understand. Hope you don't mind if I close this thread now, as I feel this is something...
    A very delicate subject. Thank you Gentlemen for keeping it under control. I have friends who have taken that path & its not something you'll ever fully understand. Hope you don't mind if I...
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  18. JPS

    bath water

    I'd have thought that unless the bath water is like the dead sea, the salt concentrations in it will be so low as to do no harm? There are lots of plants that happily accept moderate doses of salt...
    I'd have thought that unless the bath water is like the dead sea, the salt concentrations in it will be so low as to do no harm? There are lots of plants that happily accept moderate doses of salt from sea fret that blows over from time to time.
    I'd have thought that unless the bath water is like the dead sea, the salt concentrations in it will be so low as to do no harm? There are lots of plants that happily accept moderate doses of salt from sea fret that blows over from time to time.
    I'd have thought that unless the bath water is like the dead sea, the salt concentrations in it will be so low as to do no harm? There are lots of plants that happily accept moderate doses of salt...
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  19. music
    Like x 3

    IT'S NICE TO KNOW !.

    Those cramps are horrid, I get that sometimes as well!! Val
    Those cramps are horrid, I get that sometimes as well!! Val
    Those cramps are horrid, I get that sometimes as well!! Val
    Those cramps are horrid, I get that sometimes as well!! Val
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  20. JPS

    pheasant?

    oic, didnt realise that was the rule. i shall see if it comes back
    oic, didnt realise that was the rule. i shall see if it comes back
    oic, didnt realise that was the rule. i shall see if it comes back
    oic, didnt realise that was the rule. i shall see if it comes back
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