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  1. moonraker

    Shame really,

    I feel for Simon, only he was made the celeb and is now a millionaire, his thirtysix comarades were not and live on a minimum army pension When you do not have a million pounds in the bank and...
    I feel for Simon, only he was made the celeb and is now a millionaire, his thirtysix comarades were not and live on a minimum army pension When you do not have a million pounds in the bank and have terrible injuries, you are not so attractive to the opposite sex, 258 killed BUT 777 Wounded...
    I feel for Simon, only he was made the celeb and is now a millionaire, his thirtysix comarades were not and live on a minimum army pension When you do not have a million pounds in the bank and have terrible injuries, you are not so attractive...
    I feel for Simon, only he was made the celeb and is now a millionaire, his thirtysix comarades were not and live on a minimum army pension When you do not have a million pounds in the bank and...
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  2. Phil A

    A Big Thank You

    OMG that is EVIL :-):heehee: I had the doctors equivalent for a Colonoscopy Jezzo one drink down in one twelve seconds later, it evacuated alright, then ten seconds later, then another ten seconds...
    OMG that is EVIL :-):heehee: I had the doctors equivalent for a Colonoscopy Jezzo one drink down in one twelve seconds later, it evacuated alright, then ten seconds later, then another ten seconds later, until after about two gallons had gone and there was nowt left, a sip of water and that went...
    OMG that is EVIL :-):heehee: I had the doctors equivalent for a Colonoscopy Jezzo one drink down in one twelve seconds later, it evacuated alright, then ten seconds later, then another ten seconds later, until after about two gallons had gone and...
    OMG that is EVIL :-):heehee: I had the doctors equivalent for a Colonoscopy Jezzo one drink down in one twelve seconds later, it evacuated alright, then ten seconds later, then another ten seconds...
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  3. Sheal
    Like x 3

    Doomsday!

    I think it DID..........
    I think it DID..........
    I think it DID..........
    I think it DID..........
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  4. SiXpence

    Did Anyone See..

    I learned to swim when I was about 18 months old (basically my mum just chucked me in and kept an eye out while I happily pootled about under water - I can actually remember it). I've loved the...
    I learned to swim when I was about 18 months old (basically my mum just chucked me in and kept an eye out while I happily pootled about under water - I can actually remember it). I've loved the water ever since. Not all babies would be happy with that approach (!) but I do think that teaching...
    I learned to swim when I was about 18 months old (basically my mum just chucked me in and kept an eye out while I happily pootled about under water - I can actually remember it). I've loved the water ever since. Not all babies would be happy...
    I learned to swim when I was about 18 months old (basically my mum just chucked me in and kept an eye out while I happily pootled about under water - I can actually remember it). I've loved the...
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  5. shiney

    Plain English In The Small Print

    Friend of mine lived in flat 36 on the 9th floor of Civic Centre - you know: 36 Civic Centre Anytown and he got a letter from readers digest promising that he's won some car and it said: ...
    Friend of mine lived in flat 36 on the 9th floor of Civic Centre - you know: 36 Civic Centre Anytown and he got a letter from readers digest promising that he's won some car and it said: Dear Mr Blogs Imagine how surprised your neighbours will be to see you driving up Civic Centre to...
    Friend of mine lived in flat 36 on the 9th floor of Civic Centre - you know: 36 Civic Centre Anytown and he got a letter from readers digest promising that he's won some car and it said: Dear Mr Blogs Imagine how surprised your neighbours...
    Friend of mine lived in flat 36 on the 9th floor of Civic Centre - you know: 36 Civic Centre Anytown and he got a letter from readers digest promising that he's won some car and it said: ...
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  6. Richard.R
    Like x 14

    Announcement of an impending move to Xenforo forums and the technical reasons

    I'm good thank you :) Nice to see you dropping in, good luck on your trip.
    I'm good thank you :) Nice to see you dropping in, good luck on your trip.
    I'm good thank you :) Nice to see you dropping in, good luck on your trip.
    I'm good thank you :) Nice to see you dropping in, good luck on your trip.
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  7. music

    Gulls and colour ??.

    Hi Sheal, i don't know what they put in the bags, but as far as i know they had the same quantity and items in all the bags:scratch:.
    Hi Sheal, i don't know what they put in the bags, but as far as i know they had the same quantity and items in all the bags:scratch:.
    Hi Sheal, i don't know what they put in the bags, but as far as i know they had the same quantity and items in all the bags:scratch:.
    Hi Sheal, i don't know what they put in the bags, but as far as i know they had the same quantity and items in all the bags:scratch:.
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  8. Phil A

    Davy Jones gone on

    Times up ......and the answer is.......drum roll , in case any sod is half interested :biggrin: 1 - Coronation street , he was Ena Sharples grandson. and Z Cars , Liverpool based cop show. 2 - David Robert...
    Times up ......and the answer is.......drum roll , in case any sod is half interested :biggrin: 1 - Coronation street , he was Ena Sharples grandson. and Z Cars , Liverpool based cop show. 2 - David Robert Jones , became David Bowie , aka Ziggy Stardust and his spiders from Mars.
    Times up ......and the answer is.......drum roll , in case any sod is half interested :biggrin: 1 - Coronation street , he was Ena Sharples grandson. and Z Cars , Liverpool based cop show. 2 - David Robert Jones , became David Bowie , aka Ziggy Stardust...
    Times up ......and the answer is.......drum roll , in case any sod is half interested :biggrin: 1 - Coronation street , he was Ena Sharples grandson. and Z Cars , Liverpool based cop show. 2 - David Robert...
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  9. chitting kaz

    happy birthday catztail

    sorry i missed this thred Julie hope you had a lovely peacfull Day God Bless ya Nick Xx
    sorry i missed this thred Julie hope you had a lovely peacfull Day God Bless ya Nick Xx
    sorry i missed this thred Julie hope you had a lovely peacfull Day God Bless ya Nick Xx
    sorry i missed this thred Julie hope you had a lovely peacfull Day God Bless ya Nick Xx
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  10. Phil A

    html coding

    Perhaps Ziggy went to Public School ... too :D
    Perhaps Ziggy went to Public School ... too :D
    Perhaps Ziggy went to Public School ... too :D
    Perhaps Ziggy went to Public School ... too :D
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  11. clueless1
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    Thanks to Team GC

    I was just sympathising:snork:
    I was just sympathising:snork:
    I was just sympathising:snork:
    I was just sympathising:snork:
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  12. Aesculus

    Welcome back everyone!

    Yes, One has, but possibly due to international timezone difference Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Yes, One has, but possibly due to international timezone difference Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Yes, One has, but possibly due to international timezone difference Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Yes, One has, but possibly due to international timezone difference Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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  13. Steve R

    Welcome Gardeners Corner

    OMG It's got worse, we're now under attack by Google Bots !!
    OMG It's got worse, we're now under attack by Google Bots !!
    OMG It's got worse, we're now under attack by Google Bots !!
    OMG It's got worse, we're now under attack by Google Bots !!
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  14. Phil A

    Ere, Marley

    folly mon Big hugs for being strong enough to say this i admire you even more now :wub2: you may have been abused but your comment above now makes you a survivor
    folly mon Big hugs for being strong enough to say this i admire you even more now :wub2: you may have been abused but your comment above now makes you a survivor
    folly mon Big hugs for being strong enough to say this i admire you even more now :wub2: you may have been abused but your comment above now makes you a survivor
    folly mon Big hugs for being strong enough to say this i admire you even more now :wub2: you may have been abused but your comment above now makes you a survivor
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  15. chitting kaz
    Like x 5

    Good luck

    Zig is signing off from the present board, ...
    Zig is signing off from the present board, ...
    Zig is signing off from the present board, ...
    Zig is signing off from the present board, ...
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  16. Victoria

    Tornados

    I just watched the news reports on the tornadoes. They looked really scary in the footage. I hope everyone's relatives over there stay safe.
    I just watched the news reports on the tornadoes. They looked really scary in the footage. I hope everyone's relatives over there stay safe.
    I just watched the news reports on the tornadoes. They looked really scary in the footage. I hope everyone's relatives over there stay safe.
    I just watched the news reports on the tornadoes. They looked really scary in the footage. I hope everyone's relatives over there stay safe.
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  17. HarryS

    Super Cute Sloths

    This one needs a manicure :sunny:
    This one needs a manicure :sunny:
    This one needs a manicure :sunny:
    This one needs a manicure :sunny:
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  18. Victoria
    Like x 3

    Copper Theft

    Hiya.If it weren't for the scrap metal merchants that turn a blind eye to the sources, there would be no market for stolen metals. A scrap metal merchant in Melksham was raided maybe a month...
    Hiya.If it weren't for the scrap metal merchants that turn a blind eye to the sources, there would be no market for stolen metals. A scrap metal merchant in Melksham was raided maybe a month ago with tv cameras present. They found a skip full of multi strand telephone cable. The thing that...
    Hiya.If it weren't for the scrap metal merchants that turn a blind eye to the sources, there would be no market for stolen metals. A scrap metal merchant in Melksham was raided maybe a month ago with tv cameras present. They found a skip full...
    Hiya.If it weren't for the scrap metal merchants that turn a blind eye to the sources, there would be no market for stolen metals. A scrap metal merchant in Melksham was raided maybe a month...
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  19. Val..

    Car/Van hire

    I can recommend PRACTICAL van hire, if there's one near you. I've used our local one several times and they've always been good.
    I can recommend PRACTICAL van hire, if there's one near you. I've used our local one several times and they've always been good.
    I can recommend PRACTICAL van hire, if there's one near you. I've used our local one several times and they've always been good.
    I can recommend PRACTICAL van hire, if there's one near you. I've used our local one several times and they've always been good.
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  20. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Big Storm over Penny in Ontario

    My sister-in-law has fled from Ontario to somewhere in the southern states of the US. Penny I thought all Ontatrioans did the same at this time in the tradition of the 'snowbirds'. Sorry to hear...
    My sister-in-law has fled from Ontario to somewhere in the southern states of the US. Penny I thought all Ontatrioans did the same at this time in the tradition of the 'snowbirds'. Sorry to hear about the bad weather hope all's well with you.........
    My sister-in-law has fled from Ontario to somewhere in the southern states of the US. Penny I thought all Ontatrioans did the same at this time in the tradition of the 'snowbirds'. Sorry to hear about the bad weather hope all's well with...
    My sister-in-law has fled from Ontario to somewhere in the southern states of the US. Penny I thought all Ontatrioans did the same at this time in the tradition of the 'snowbirds'. Sorry to hear...
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