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  1. Phil A
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    3 Weeks till the Vernal Equinox

    Ooo yes. Had my first cup-of-tea-in-the-garden of the year last week, Not at 5am though.
    Ooo yes. Had my first cup-of-tea-in-the-garden of the year last week, Not at 5am though.
    Ooo yes. Had my first cup-of-tea-in-the-garden of the year last week, Not at 5am though.
    Ooo yes. Had my first cup-of-tea-in-the-garden of the year last week, Not at 5am though.
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  2. Phil A

    St Davids Day

    cawl for tea and darn it was nice :yess:
    cawl for tea and darn it was nice :yess:
    cawl for tea and darn it was nice :yess:
    cawl for tea and darn it was nice :yess:
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  3. Val..
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    Names that describe the trade!!

    Banned? That's Sofa King Low.
    Banned? That's Sofa King Low.
    Banned? That's Sofa King Low.
    Banned? That's Sofa King Low.
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  4. Phil A
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    Gardeners Corner Global Energy Policy

    "No government nor corporation would fund something that wasn't considered to be the accepted standard."Yeah, but the government aren't building / owning them are they? I presume its Industry,...
    "No government nor corporation would fund something that wasn't considered to be the accepted standard."Yeah, but the government aren't building / owning them are they? I presume its Industry, with a grant from Government probably, so if there was opportunity to get more revenue (i.e....
    "No government nor corporation would fund something that wasn't considered to be the accepted standard."Yeah, but the government aren't building / owning them are they? I presume its Industry, with a grant from Government probably, so if there...
    "No government nor corporation would fund something that wasn't considered to be the accepted standard."Yeah, but the government aren't building / owning them are they? I presume its Industry,...
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  5. alex-adam
    Like x 6

    Bottle Houses - Wow !

    WICKED I think they am well :cool: nice 1 aa
    WICKED I think they am well :cool: nice 1 aa
    WICKED I think they am well :cool: nice 1 aa
    WICKED I think they am well :cool: nice 1 aa
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  6. Dopey

    Now you wouldn't believe this would you?

    A few years ago, a neighbour I didn't get on with had a tendency to put his full wheelie bin right outside my house, where I wanted to park. For a few weeks I'd get out of my car, and calmly move...
    A few years ago, a neighbour I didn't get on with had a tendency to put his full wheelie bin right outside my house, where I wanted to park. For a few weeks I'd get out of my car, and calmly move his bin and jam it right up against his front door. Then one day, after a bad day at work, I arrived...
    A few years ago, a neighbour I didn't get on with had a tendency to put his full wheelie bin right outside my house, where I wanted to park. For a few weeks I'd get out of my car, and calmly move his bin and jam it right up against his front...
    A few years ago, a neighbour I didn't get on with had a tendency to put his full wheelie bin right outside my house, where I wanted to park. For a few weeks I'd get out of my car, and calmly move...
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  7. Val..

    Grade 2 Listed building

    That's brilliant! :dbgrtmb: Val has now got the best advice. I'm only an amateur :heehee:. As a sort of hobby, I've dealt with consumer problems for the last 40 years and represented people who can't afford...
    That's brilliant! :dbgrtmb: Val has now got the best advice. I'm only an amateur :heehee:. As a sort of hobby, I've dealt with consumer problems for the last 40 years and represented people who can't afford professional help. Fortunately, almost all of my cases were settled 'amicably' and I only ended up...
    That's brilliant! :dbgrtmb: Val has now got the best advice. I'm only an amateur :heehee:. As a sort of hobby, I've dealt with consumer problems for the last 40 years and represented people who can't afford professional help. Fortunately, almost all of my...
    That's brilliant! :dbgrtmb: Val has now got the best advice. I'm only an amateur :heehee:. As a sort of hobby, I've dealt with consumer problems for the last 40 years and represented people who can't afford...
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  8. Freddy

    A Beer Chancellor?

    I thought you were proposing a position in the new Gardeners Corner World Order there Freddy. Beer Chancelor sounds like a good rank:cheers:
    I thought you were proposing a position in the new Gardeners Corner World Order there Freddy. Beer Chancelor sounds like a good rank:cheers:
    I thought you were proposing a position in the new Gardeners Corner World Order there Freddy. Beer Chancelor sounds like a good rank:cheers:
    I thought you were proposing a position in the new Gardeners Corner World Order there Freddy. Beer Chancelor sounds like a good rank:cheers:
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  9. kyleleonard

    The Evolution Of GC

    "I couldn't imagine posting on the other layouts.. "Most of those (when I look at them from here) are missing the files for the style sheets, so as a result they look completely unusable. ...
    "I couldn't imagine posting on the other layouts.. "Most of those (when I look at them from here) are missing the files for the style sheets, so as a result they look completely unusable. Capturing how websites were is not an easy job!There is actually very little difference between Then...
    "I couldn't imagine posting on the other layouts.. "Most of those (when I look at them from here) are missing the files for the style sheets, so as a result they look completely unusable. Capturing how websites were is not an easy job!There...
    "I couldn't imagine posting on the other layouts.. "Most of those (when I look at them from here) are missing the files for the style sheets, so as a result they look completely unusable. ...
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  10. catztail

    e cigs

    Give up cold turkey, you know what I mean....:heehee:I had a really bad chest cold, had a job to climb the hill to see doc, I knew then I would give up.I did it cold turkey, no spearment, no e...
    Give up cold turkey, you know what I mean....:heehee:I had a really bad chest cold, had a job to climb the hill to see doc, I knew then I would give up.I did it cold turkey, no spearment, no e cig...nothing only water when it got tough. That was going on four years ago now.I got urges to smoke,...
    Give up cold turkey, you know what I mean....:heehee:I had a really bad chest cold, had a job to climb the hill to see doc, I knew then I would give up.I did it cold turkey, no spearment, no e cig...nothing only water when it got tough. That was...
    Give up cold turkey, you know what I mean....:heehee:I had a really bad chest cold, had a job to climb the hill to see doc, I knew then I would give up.I did it cold turkey, no spearment, no e...
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  11. Angelina

    Pronunciation help please!! :)))

    Monty Python Hungarian Phrase Book - YouTube
    Monty Python Hungarian Phrase Book - YouTube
    Monty Python Hungarian Phrase Book - YouTube
    Monty Python Hungarian Phrase Book - YouTube
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  12. Phil A
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  13. Phil A
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    You'd have to put up with a sober mod, bet there are some good anagrams to be made out of that one :chicken:
    You'd have to put up with a sober mod, bet there are some good anagrams to be made out of that one :chicken:
    You'd have to put up with a sober mod, bet there are some good anagrams to be made out of that one :chicken:
    You'd have to put up with a sober mod, bet there are some good anagrams to be made out of that one :chicken:
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  14. Spruce

    A bit of fun ...... on a rainy day.....

    recipe please :D
    recipe please :D
    recipe please :D
    recipe please :D
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  15. kyleleonard
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    Only In Salford..

    Especially when they try to use their clubcard:D
    Especially when they try to use their clubcard:D
    Especially when they try to use their clubcard:D
    Especially when they try to use their clubcard:D
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  16. Paladin

    House problem

    That happens the first time it changes hands, or some other relevant transaction occurs on the property, I think."I have no idea where the deeds to my house currently are"If you have a...
    That happens the first time it changes hands, or some other relevant transaction occurs on the property, I think."I have no idea where the deeds to my house currently are"If you have a mortgage probably with the lender, else if it has had a "relevant transaction" recently [dunno the...
    That happens the first time it changes hands, or some other relevant transaction occurs on the property, I think."I have no idea where the deeds to my house currently are"If you have a mortgage probably with the lender, else if it has had...
    That happens the first time it changes hands, or some other relevant transaction occurs on the property, I think."I have no idea where the deeds to my house currently are"If you have a...
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  17. miraflores

    touchscreen phone - are you happy with yours?

    I'm an IT bod ... I'm still using my Nokia 6310i - in fact I have another half dozen in the draw that folk in the office discarded when they upgraded years ago. I recharge it twice a month...
    I'm an IT bod ... I'm still using my Nokia 6310i - in fact I have another half dozen in the draw that folk in the office discarded when they upgraded years ago. I recharge it twice a month maximum. Never dials or texts someone I didn't intend to.I was a bit shy about not having upgraded at...
    I'm an IT bod ... I'm still using my Nokia 6310i - in fact I have another half dozen in the draw that folk in the office discarded when they upgraded years ago. I recharge it twice a month maximum. Never dials or texts someone I didn't intend...
    I'm an IT bod ... I'm still using my Nokia 6310i - in fact I have another half dozen in the draw that folk in the office discarded when they upgraded years ago. I recharge it twice a month...
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  18. Penny in Ontario

    So how Tall are You????

    Touché :D:lolpoint:
    Touché :D:lolpoint:
    Touché :D:lolpoint:
    Touché :D:lolpoint:
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  19. Val..

    Battersea Power Station

    Pearls before swine, Pete, pearls before swine. We just can't keep up with you. :WINK1:
    Pearls before swine, Pete, pearls before swine. We just can't keep up with you. :WINK1:
    Pearls before swine, Pete, pearls before swine. We just can't keep up with you. :WINK1:
    Pearls before swine, Pete, pearls before swine. We just can't keep up with you. :WINK1:
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  20. clueless1

    Problem kids

    Hi clueless Not all that long ago it was both in the papers and on the TV. about a mother and her child who after many calls to the police ended up killing themselves, because the daughter had...
    Hi clueless Not all that long ago it was both in the papers and on the TV. about a mother and her child who after many calls to the police ended up killing themselves, because the daughter had problems and the local youth thought it was a good idea to pester them both until life was'nt worth...
    Hi clueless Not all that long ago it was both in the papers and on the TV. about a mother and her child who after many calls to the police ended up killing themselves, because the daughter had problems and the local youth thought it was a good...
    Hi clueless Not all that long ago it was both in the papers and on the TV. about a mother and her child who after many calls to the police ended up killing themselves, because the daughter had...
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