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  1. Val..

    Flooding in Hay-on-Wye??

    Don't worry, Val. It was the date that the record 'Yes We Have No Bananas' was brought out. So you can play that, or you can play 'Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Hitler'. :heehee:
    Don't worry, Val. It was the date that the record 'Yes We Have No Bananas' was brought out. So you can play that, or you can play 'Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Hitler'. :heehee:
    Don't worry, Val. It was the date that the record 'Yes We Have No Bananas' was brought out. So you can play that, or you can play 'Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Hitler'. :heehee:
    Don't worry, Val. It was the date that the record 'Yes We Have No Bananas' was brought out. So you can play that, or you can play 'Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Hitler'. :heehee:
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  2. Phil A

    Longest Surviving Members

    Ziggy, may your 'glod' go with you! :D
    Ziggy, may your 'glod' go with you! :D
    Ziggy, may your 'glod' go with you! :D
    Ziggy, may your 'glod' go with you! :D
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  3. catztail

    Happy Birthday greencuisinegueen!!

    :hapbirth::party::hapbirth: Hope you had a lovely day as well GCQ:)
    :hapbirth::party::hapbirth: Hope you had a lovely day as well GCQ:)
    :hapbirth::party::hapbirth: Hope you had a lovely day as well GCQ:)
    :hapbirth::party::hapbirth: Hope you had a lovely day as well GCQ:)
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  4. SiXpence

    Inset Video

    I forgot the smilie :heehee: Jack McH
    I forgot the smilie :heehee: Jack McH
    I forgot the smilie :heehee: Jack McH
    I forgot the smilie :heehee: Jack McH
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  5. Louise D
    Like x 3

    Whitney Houston

    Yes, dim, I KNOW she died from using too much drugs. Who do you think were her enablers???? FAMILY/FRIENDS . The reason the former body guard did not leave her alone in the bathroom too...
    Yes, dim, I KNOW she died from using too much drugs. Who do you think were her enablers???? FAMILY/FRIENDS . The reason the former body guard did not leave her alone in the bathroom too long, is because she was mostly drugged out of her skull and could drown easy. And the reason the former...
    Yes, dim, I KNOW she died from using too much drugs. Who do you think were her enablers???? FAMILY/FRIENDS . The reason the former body guard did not leave her alone in the bathroom too long, is because she was mostly drugged out of her...
    Yes, dim, I KNOW she died from using too much drugs. Who do you think were her enablers???? FAMILY/FRIENDS . The reason the former body guard did not leave her alone in the bathroom too...
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  6. clueless1

    Work dilemma

    Well, I've done it now. I have a good working relationship with a very good recruiting agent in the area. As of tonight, he now has my updated CV, along with a note saying I'm looking again.
    Well, I've done it now. I have a good working relationship with a very good recruiting agent in the area. As of tonight, he now has my updated CV, along with a note saying I'm looking again.
    Well, I've done it now. I have a good working relationship with a very good recruiting agent in the area. As of tonight, he now has my updated CV, along with a note saying I'm looking again.
    Well, I've done it now. I have a good working relationship with a very good recruiting agent in the area. As of tonight, he now has my updated CV, along with a note saying I'm looking again.
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  7. Phil A

    Stamp Collection

    Thats an idea FM, there's no rush really.
    Thats an idea FM, there's no rush really.
    Thats an idea FM, there's no rush really.
    Thats an idea FM, there's no rush really.
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  8. SiXpence

    test

    :D blah...blah... [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZy74aNNAe4[/url]You have to also add text...sheesh...:lolpoint:
    :D blah...blah... [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZy74aNNAe4[/url]You have to also add text...sheesh...:lolpoint:
    :D blah...blah... [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZy74aNNAe4[/url]You have to also add text...sheesh...:lolpoint:
    :D blah...blah... [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZy74aNNAe4[/url]You have to also add text...sheesh...:lolpoint:
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  9. capney

    Expensive

    No zero missing - I repeat though that that is the max safe consumption.Sorry, I slipped into trade talk with PD. PD stands for "pressure deutz" which refers to the type of diesel injection...
    No zero missing - I repeat though that that is the max safe consumption.Sorry, I slipped into trade talk with PD. PD stands for "pressure deutz" which refers to the type of diesel injection system used. The PD engine does not use a conventional high pressure fuel pump - the injector is driven...
    No zero missing - I repeat though that that is the max safe consumption.Sorry, I slipped into trade talk with PD. PD stands for "pressure deutz" which refers to the type of diesel injection system used. The PD engine does not use a conventional...
    No zero missing - I repeat though that that is the max safe consumption.Sorry, I slipped into trade talk with PD. PD stands for "pressure deutz" which refers to the type of diesel injection...
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  10. Phil A

    One for Dim

    There is no way man walked on the moon, but Aliens have travelled billions of miles and spoken to presidents, and shared their technology Oh that is pefectly capable then You are having a laugh...
    There is no way man walked on the moon, but Aliens have travelled billions of miles and spoken to presidents, and shared their technology Oh that is pefectly capable then You are having a laugh Jack McH
    There is no way man walked on the moon, but Aliens have travelled billions of miles and spoken to presidents, and shared their technology Oh that is pefectly capable then You are having a laugh Jack McH
    There is no way man walked on the moon, but Aliens have travelled billions of miles and spoken to presidents, and shared their technology Oh that is pefectly capable then You are having a laugh...
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  11. watergarden

    Better cold?

    Cold Barbecued Chicken is much better than hot. :)
    Cold Barbecued Chicken is much better than hot. :)
    Cold Barbecued Chicken is much better than hot. :)
    Cold Barbecued Chicken is much better than hot. :)
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  12. redstar

    FACEBOOK

    Got your PM, Cistus81 and found your name, of course friended you.
    Got your PM, Cistus81 and found your name, of course friended you.
    Got your PM, Cistus81 and found your name, of course friended you.
    Got your PM, Cistus81 and found your name, of course friended you.
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  13. Phil A
    Like x 14

    Mr & Mrs Chopper

    Always a pleasure to have a cuppa with The Choppers:dbgrtmb: Mrs Choppers Alliums have been hit hard by the frosts, i'm hoping they will come back from the blubs.:parsnip:
    Always a pleasure to have a cuppa with The Choppers:dbgrtmb: Mrs Choppers Alliums have been hit hard by the frosts, i'm hoping they will come back from the blubs.:parsnip:
    Always a pleasure to have a cuppa with The Choppers:dbgrtmb: Mrs Choppers Alliums have been hit hard by the frosts, i'm hoping they will come back from the blubs.:parsnip:
    Always a pleasure to have a cuppa with The Choppers:dbgrtmb: Mrs Choppers Alliums have been hit hard by the frosts, i'm hoping they will come back from the blubs.:parsnip:
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  14. longk

    The Archers

    ARMANDII, Now you've jogged the memory!!!! :yess: I also remember the first Quatermass :thumbsup:. Only one house down our road had a TV and that was a 9" screen with a magnifier on it. It was at my...
    ARMANDII, Now you've jogged the memory!!!! :yess: I also remember the first Quatermass :thumbsup:. Only one house down our road had a TV and that was a 9" screen with a magnifier on it. It was at my best friend's house (Douglas, who became our Best Man) and the two of us together with the third member...
    ARMANDII, Now you've jogged the memory!!!! :yess: I also remember the first Quatermass :thumbsup:. Only one house down our road had a TV and that was a 9" screen with a magnifier on it. It was at my best friend's house (Douglas, who became our Best...
    ARMANDII, Now you've jogged the memory!!!! :yess: I also remember the first Quatermass :thumbsup:. Only one house down our road had a TV and that was a 9" screen with a magnifier on it. It was at my...
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  15. chitting kaz
    Like x 10

    i thought that some one may like this

    As long as it keeps its mouth shut It should be OK :heehee: Jack McH
    As long as it keeps its mouth shut It should be OK :heehee: Jack McH
    As long as it keeps its mouth shut It should be OK :heehee: Jack McH
    As long as it keeps its mouth shut It should be OK :heehee: Jack McH
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  16. Sheal
    Like x 5

    Printer Install

    Hi Fidgetsmum, Sorry, I don't know why, perhaps somebody else can answer this question. :)
    Hi Fidgetsmum, Sorry, I don't know why, perhaps somebody else can answer this question. :)
    Hi Fidgetsmum, Sorry, I don't know why, perhaps somebody else can answer this question. :)
    Hi Fidgetsmum, Sorry, I don't know why, perhaps somebody else can answer this question. :)
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  17. Phil A

    Faulklands Running out of Fresh Veg

    Although gross you've got admire the ingenuity:ideaIPB: of the person who came up with that it's awe inspiring:OUCH: , it actually reminds me of those kids gummy sweet making kits which were popular in the...
    Although gross you've got admire the ingenuity:ideaIPB: of the person who came up with that it's awe inspiring:OUCH: , it actually reminds me of those kids gummy sweet making kits which were popular in the late 90's I couldn't find a video of the ones they sold in the UK but here's a simmilar Japanese...
    Although gross you've got admire the ingenuity:ideaIPB: of the person who came up with that it's awe inspiring:OUCH: , it actually reminds me of those kids gummy sweet making kits which were popular in the late 90's I couldn't find a video of the ones...
    Although gross you've got admire the ingenuity:ideaIPB: of the person who came up with that it's awe inspiring:OUCH: , it actually reminds me of those kids gummy sweet making kits which were popular in the...
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  18. MichaelJohn

    Microwave oven

    They dont make records like that anymore! How the heck did you find that , and remember the mysteron lyric at 2mins 30 secs :chicken:
    They dont make records like that anymore! How the heck did you find that , and remember the mysteron lyric at 2mins 30 secs :chicken:
    They dont make records like that anymore! How the heck did you find that , and remember the mysteron lyric at 2mins 30 secs :chicken:
    They dont make records like that anymore! How the heck did you find that , and remember the mysteron lyric at 2mins 30 secs :chicken:
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  19. Folly Mon
    Like x 6

    Cocaine plant!!!!!! Beware my friends

    Yes agree, the word "don't" is like a red rag to a bull.. Talk & chat go miles further in helping them understand & get through these years.. Confusion reins in their brains until they get past...
    Yes agree, the word "don't" is like a red rag to a bull.. Talk & chat go miles further in helping them understand & get through these years.. Confusion reins in their brains until they get past 21 I think & then allot start to get real direction in their lives & settle down to it.. Sounds like...
    Yes agree, the word "don't" is like a red rag to a bull.. Talk & chat go miles further in helping them understand & get through these years.. Confusion reins in their brains until they get past 21 I think & then allot start to get real direction...
    Yes agree, the word "don't" is like a red rag to a bull.. Talk & chat go miles further in helping them understand & get through these years.. Confusion reins in their brains until they get past...
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  20. landimad
    Like x 4

    Difficult to access

    Simple but effective, well done Landimad.
    Simple but effective, well done Landimad.
    Simple but effective, well done Landimad.
    Simple but effective, well done Landimad.
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