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  1. miraflores

    " f " for....

    When I saw the title of this thread it reminded me of the days when I helped out at the local infants' school. The teacher decided to go through the alphabet and get each child to think of a word...
    When I saw the title of this thread it reminded me of the days when I helped out at the local infants' school. The teacher decided to go through the alphabet and get each child to think of a word which began with the next letter - a for apple, b for baby, c for cat etc. Naturally, the...
    When I saw the title of this thread it reminded me of the days when I helped out at the local infants' school. The teacher decided to go through the alphabet and get each child to think of a word which began with the next letter - a for apple, b...
    When I saw the title of this thread it reminded me of the days when I helped out at the local infants' school. The teacher decided to go through the alphabet and get each child to think of a word...
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  2. Phil A
    Like x 6

    Wow!

    Amazing
    Amazing
    Amazing
    Amazing
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  3. MichaelJohn

    Not a bad start in life !!

    Hey Dim i think you would get a bit bored after 10 years or so :sunny: also you may be distracted by ladies wearing grass skirts :D
    Hey Dim i think you would get a bit bored after 10 years or so :sunny: also you may be distracted by ladies wearing grass skirts :D
    Hey Dim i think you would get a bit bored after 10 years or so :sunny: also you may be distracted by ladies wearing grass skirts :D
    Hey Dim i think you would get a bit bored after 10 years or so :sunny: also you may be distracted by ladies wearing grass skirts :D
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  4. organicgrowshop

    rate my website / give me ideas

    I see no intro at all.If flash is good for intro's why do most sites that have it also have a "skip intro" button. That must tell you something.Flash is good for showing how to do things,...
    I see no intro at all.If flash is good for intro's why do most sites that have it also have a "skip intro" button. That must tell you something.Flash is good for showing how to do things, for example "how to re pot a plant"
    I see no intro at all.If flash is good for intro's why do most sites that have it also have a "skip intro" button. That must tell you something.Flash is good for showing how to do things, for example "how to re pot a plant"
    I see no intro at all.If flash is good for intro's why do most sites that have it also have a "skip intro" button. That must tell you something.Flash is good for showing how to do things,...
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  5. *dim*

    Greek Riots

    Makes you wonder why the police and even the army try to keep control as this affects them as well,they should boot the government out and shut the gates before it is to late. Perhaps the UK is...
    Makes you wonder why the police and even the army try to keep control as this affects them as well,they should boot the government out and shut the gates before it is to late. Perhaps the UK is not that far behind,but we all know we only protest in the summer and with the Olympics security might...
    Makes you wonder why the police and even the army try to keep control as this affects them as well,they should boot the government out and shut the gates before it is to late. Perhaps the UK is not that far behind,but we all know we only protest...
    Makes you wonder why the police and even the army try to keep control as this affects them as well,they should boot the government out and shut the gates before it is to late. Perhaps the UK is...
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  6. roders

    Just how cheap can they get?

    Sounds like a real bargain Roders .. i usually buy the Sandisk Extreme 3 but you have an amazing buy there ... you should buy a couple before they realize they have made a mistake :loll: Micky
    Sounds like a real bargain Roders .. i usually buy the Sandisk Extreme 3 but you have an amazing buy there ... you should buy a couple before they realize they have made a mistake :loll: Micky
    Sounds like a real bargain Roders .. i usually buy the Sandisk Extreme 3 but you have an amazing buy there ... you should buy a couple before they realize they have made a mistake :loll: Micky
    Sounds like a real bargain Roders .. i usually buy the Sandisk Extreme 3 but you have an amazing buy there ... you should buy a couple before they realize they have made a mistake :loll: Micky
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  7. Phil A

    Real Tough Toys for Folly Mon

    I'm glad a little bit of Bridport cheered you up Nick:dbgrtmb:
    I'm glad a little bit of Bridport cheered you up Nick:dbgrtmb:
    I'm glad a little bit of Bridport cheered you up Nick:dbgrtmb:
    I'm glad a little bit of Bridport cheered you up Nick:dbgrtmb:
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  8. EddieJ
    Like x 5

    Another sculpture that needs a name

    I'll see your Eric and raise you.Nigel.
    I'll see your Eric and raise you.Nigel.
    I'll see your Eric and raise you.Nigel.
    I'll see your Eric and raise you.Nigel.
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  9. miraflores

    vegetarians please help!

    A subscriber even (15% discount at Robert Dyas on Thursdays, etc.)Quorn 'Chicken' pieces & mushroom pie - to serve 2 peopleFilling - Half a pack of Quorn chicken pieces (which we only...
    A subscriber even (15% discount at Robert Dyas on Thursdays, etc.)Quorn 'Chicken' pieces & mushroom pie - to serve 2 peopleFilling - Half a pack of Quorn chicken pieces (which we only buy when on offer at half price and stick in our freezers), browned in a pan with some oil, then...
    A subscriber even (15% discount at Robert Dyas on Thursdays, etc.)Quorn 'Chicken' pieces & mushroom pie - to serve 2 peopleFilling - Half a pack of Quorn chicken pieces (which we only buy when on offer at half price and stick in our...
    A subscriber even (15% discount at Robert Dyas on Thursdays, etc.)Quorn 'Chicken' pieces & mushroom pie - to serve 2 peopleFilling - Half a pack of Quorn chicken pieces (which we only...
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  10. Folly Mon
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    The Little Boy Who Santa Forgot!!!

    And Yo Am :grouphug:
    And Yo Am :grouphug:
    And Yo Am :grouphug:
    And Yo Am :grouphug:
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  11. *dim*

    the joyhood of parenting a 'troubled' teen

    Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen. « Don Surber
    Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen. « Don Surber
    Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen. « Don Surber
    Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen. « Don Surber
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  12. miraflores

    italy submerged by snow

    I took a look at the met charts yesterday and noticed that the plunge of cold air was going right down to Sicily, N Africa and a large part of Eastern Spain. It looks set to stick around there...
    I took a look at the met charts yesterday and noticed that the plunge of cold air was going right down to Sicily, N Africa and a large part of Eastern Spain. It looks set to stick around there until mid week.I'm hoping we get a bit less cold after tonight, reached down to minus 8C here last...
    I took a look at the met charts yesterday and noticed that the plunge of cold air was going right down to Sicily, N Africa and a large part of Eastern Spain. It looks set to stick around there until mid week.I'm hoping we get a bit less cold...
    I took a look at the met charts yesterday and noticed that the plunge of cold air was going right down to Sicily, N Africa and a large part of Eastern Spain. It looks set to stick around there...
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  13. Folly Mon

    lucky lucky ESCAPE FOR ME WITH MY LIFE!!!!

    Thats a great relief Nick:grouphug:
    Thats a great relief Nick:grouphug:
    Thats a great relief Nick:grouphug:
    Thats a great relief Nick:grouphug:
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  14. daitheplant

    Fabio resigns

    I don't think it'll make any difference WHO is appointed, the fact is, 'we' just aint good enough :(
    I don't think it'll make any difference WHO is appointed, the fact is, 'we' just aint good enough :(
    I don't think it'll make any difference WHO is appointed, the fact is, 'we' just aint good enough :(
    I don't think it'll make any difference WHO is appointed, the fact is, 'we' just aint good enough :(
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  15. miraflores

    beyonce' and husband Jay-Z moved to Surrey

    There goes the neighbourhood :DOH:
    There goes the neighbourhood :DOH:
    There goes the neighbourhood :DOH:
    There goes the neighbourhood :DOH:
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  16. Sheal
    Like x 10

    For Folly Mon

    LUCKY Girl send her a :grouphug: from me for the pic xX :thumbsup:
    LUCKY Girl send her a :grouphug: from me for the pic xX :thumbsup:
    LUCKY Girl send her a :grouphug: from me for the pic xX :thumbsup:
    LUCKY Girl send her a :grouphug: from me for the pic xX :thumbsup:
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  17. *dim*

    Free Birth charts/Astrology

    Funnily enough, just today I was listening to the radio as I drove home and I caught mention on the news that some football club is talking about possibly fining their players £30,000 for getting...
    Funnily enough, just today I was listening to the radio as I drove home and I caught mention on the news that some football club is talking about possibly fining their players £30,000 for getting a yellow card. I had a little chuckle to myself for a moment thinking how that would mean nothing to...
    Funnily enough, just today I was listening to the radio as I drove home and I caught mention on the news that some football club is talking about possibly fining their players £30,000 for getting a yellow card. I had a little chuckle to myself...
    Funnily enough, just today I was listening to the radio as I drove home and I caught mention on the news that some football club is talking about possibly fining their players £30,000 for getting...
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  18. shiney
    Like x 12

    The Snowy View From Shineyland At The Weekend

    Thanks ziggy. I really hope you can manage it :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks ziggy. I really hope you can manage it :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks ziggy. I really hope you can manage it :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks ziggy. I really hope you can manage it :dbgrtmb:
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  19. Scrungee
    Like x 5

    The Lakeland Sale has started!

    You never get anything for nothing. But I am better off because I never spent the money in the first place.
    You never get anything for nothing. But I am better off because I never spent the money in the first place.
    You never get anything for nothing. But I am better off because I never spent the money in the first place.
    You never get anything for nothing. But I am better off because I never spent the money in the first place.
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  20. shiney
    Like x 8

    Who Wears The Trousers In Your House?

    That is so cute, never heard it before.
    That is so cute, never heard it before.
    That is so cute, never heard it before.
    That is so cute, never heard it before.
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