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  1. Bilbo675
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    Come here.......

    I can remember one of my Junior Managers [a big fella of 6' 7"} during a really heavy meeting when everyone was getting "het up", he stood up and grinned "come on guys, lets have a group...
    I can remember one of my Junior Managers [a big fella of 6' 7"} during a really heavy meeting when everyone was getting "het up", he stood up and grinned "come on guys, lets have a group hug"..............we didn't, but it brought a grin to every one's face at the right time.:heehee::grouphug:
    I can remember one of my Junior Managers [a big fella of 6' 7"} during a really heavy meeting when everyone was getting "het up", he stood up and grinned "come on guys, lets have a group hug"..............we didn't, but it brought a grin to...
    I can remember one of my Junior Managers [a big fella of 6' 7"} during a really heavy meeting when everyone was getting "het up", he stood up and grinned "come on guys, lets have a group...
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  2. chitting kaz
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    A tad different

    :heehee: They look quite wholesome in the photo but unless they have obliging relatives down the road who let them use the bathroom (not very self-sufficient) they must either wash in a bucket of cold...
    :heehee: They look quite wholesome in the photo but unless they have obliging relatives down the road who let them use the bathroom (not very self-sufficient) they must either wash in a bucket of cold pond water or, well, smell. There are many things I'm prepared to do to be a bit more 'green', but...
    :heehee: They look quite wholesome in the photo but unless they have obliging relatives down the road who let them use the bathroom (not very self-sufficient) they must either wash in a bucket of cold pond water or, well, smell. There are many things...
    :heehee: They look quite wholesome in the photo but unless they have obliging relatives down the road who let them use the bathroom (not very self-sufficient) they must either wash in a bucket of cold...
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  3. Phil A

    Who Banned The Bot Then?

    I have no idea when or how I came to do it, but all undone now.... :whistle: :thud:
    I have no idea when or how I came to do it, but all undone now.... :whistle: :thud:
    I have no idea when or how I came to do it, but all undone now.... :whistle: :thud:
    I have no idea when or how I came to do it, but all undone now.... :whistle: :thud:
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  4. shiney
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    Do You Get Senior Moments?

    Oh would that I could have blamed my age, but many years ago, when 'they' sent me a new, what in those days, was a 'cheque guarantee card' because I'd just got married, I duly signed it - nothing...
    Oh would that I could have blamed my age, but many years ago, when 'they' sent me a new, what in those days, was a 'cheque guarantee card' because I'd just got married, I duly signed it - nothing wrong with that? No - except, not only did I sign it in my maiden name but .... I actually...
    Oh would that I could have blamed my age, but many years ago, when 'they' sent me a new, what in those days, was a 'cheque guarantee card' because I'd just got married, I duly signed it - nothing wrong with that? No - except, not only did I sign...
    Oh would that I could have blamed my age, but many years ago, when 'they' sent me a new, what in those days, was a 'cheque guarantee card' because I'd just got married, I duly signed it - nothing...
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  5. Sheal
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    Quote....

    'If everyone in the world smoked a joint at the same time there would be peace for at least two hours! :heehee:That would make a good signature.:thumbsup:
    'If everyone in the world smoked a joint at the same time there would be peace for at least two hours! :heehee:That would make a good signature.:thumbsup:
    'If everyone in the world smoked a joint at the same time there would be peace for at least two hours! :heehee:That would make a good signature.:thumbsup:
    'If everyone in the world smoked a joint at the same time there would be peace for at least two hours! :heehee:That would make a good signature.:thumbsup:
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  6. Val..

    Hereford & Herefordshire

    Scrungee Scrumping Apples again :loll: Jack McH
    Scrungee Scrumping Apples again :loll: Jack McH
    Scrungee Scrumping Apples again :loll: Jack McH
    Scrungee Scrumping Apples again :loll: Jack McH
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  7. music
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    The gift of friendship.

    Cynical, but so true, Clueless:heehee::loll:
    Cynical, but so true, Clueless:heehee::loll:
    Cynical, but so true, Clueless:heehee::loll:
    Cynical, but so true, Clueless:heehee::loll:
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  8. Marley Farley
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    What's your weather like.? MK3..

    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40567
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40567
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40567
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40567
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  9. lazydog

    Fire sweeps through Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall's River Cottage HQ

    Char-grilled fish?
    Char-grilled fish?
    Char-grilled fish?
    Char-grilled fish?
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  10. clueless1
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    Snoring

    ooh, err, missus, steady on now:loll:
    ooh, err, missus, steady on now:loll:
    ooh, err, missus, steady on now:loll:
    ooh, err, missus, steady on now:loll:
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  11. Sheal

    Any Ideas?

    Too late!!! I'm being hijacked and taken to bed! :heehee:
    Too late!!! I'm being hijacked and taken to bed! :heehee:
    Too late!!! I'm being hijacked and taken to bed! :heehee:
    Too late!!! I'm being hijacked and taken to bed! :heehee:
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  12. shiney
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    Really Lovely Painting

    A painting that Oscar deserved:thumbsup::kittykiss::kittykiss:
    A painting that Oscar deserved:thumbsup::kittykiss::kittykiss:
    A painting that Oscar deserved:thumbsup::kittykiss::kittykiss:
    A painting that Oscar deserved:thumbsup::kittykiss::kittykiss:
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  13. Kandy

    Argentina v Falkland Islands

    yea ... point taken and am sure that many have the same beliefs as you I'm from a different place with different mentality, and I respect your honesty
    yea ... point taken and am sure that many have the same beliefs as you I'm from a different place with different mentality, and I respect your honesty
    yea ... point taken and am sure that many have the same beliefs as you I'm from a different place with different mentality, and I respect your honesty
    yea ... point taken and am sure that many have the same beliefs as you I'm from a different place with different mentality, and I respect your honesty
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  14. organicgrowshop

    Iran war build up - Just sabre rattling?

    Foreign Press Rents Tel Aviv Rooftops To Cover Iran War – OpEdForeign Press Rents Tel Aviv Rooftops To Cover Iran War - OpEd
    Foreign Press Rents Tel Aviv Rooftops To Cover Iran War – OpEdForeign Press Rents Tel Aviv Rooftops To Cover Iran War - OpEd
    Foreign Press Rents Tel Aviv Rooftops To Cover Iran War – OpEdForeign Press Rents Tel Aviv Rooftops To Cover Iran War - OpEd
    Foreign Press Rents Tel Aviv Rooftops To Cover Iran War – OpEdForeign Press Rents Tel Aviv Rooftops To Cover Iran War - OpEd
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  15. JWK

    Where's Hydrogen gone?

    Wine all over keyboard:loll::loll::loll: You weren't meant to read all of the smallprint:D
    Wine all over keyboard:loll::loll::loll: You weren't meant to read all of the smallprint:D
    Wine all over keyboard:loll::loll::loll: You weren't meant to read all of the smallprint:D
    Wine all over keyboard:loll::loll::loll: You weren't meant to read all of the smallprint:D
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  16. miraflores
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  17. music

    Characters you have met ?.

    Like most of us I guess, I've met loads of 'characters' over the years, but I suppose it's those you meet in childhood which perhaps leave lasting memories, particularly if they did something...
    Like most of us I guess, I've met loads of 'characters' over the years, but I suppose it's those you meet in childhood which perhaps leave lasting memories, particularly if they did something different from what you thought of as 'the norm'. When I was small there was Alf who worked for my...
    Like most of us I guess, I've met loads of 'characters' over the years, but I suppose it's those you meet in childhood which perhaps leave lasting memories, particularly if they did something different from what you thought of as 'the norm'. ...
    Like most of us I guess, I've met loads of 'characters' over the years, but I suppose it's those you meet in childhood which perhaps leave lasting memories, particularly if they did something...
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  18. Phil A
    Like x 11

    Badger Badger Badger Badger

    I had to laugh... :D
    I had to laugh... :D
    I had to laugh... :D
    I had to laugh... :D
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  19. chitting kaz

    Rugby

    With shorts like that it`s no wonder they were terrified. Kaz, cover your eyes.:loll::loll::loll:
    With shorts like that it`s no wonder they were terrified. Kaz, cover your eyes.:loll::loll::loll:
    With shorts like that it`s no wonder they were terrified. Kaz, cover your eyes.:loll::loll::loll:
    With shorts like that it`s no wonder they were terrified. Kaz, cover your eyes.:loll::loll::loll:
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  20. *dim*

    What Will They Find?

    Darn that media blackout.:)BBC News - Race to drill into Antarctic lake
    Darn that media blackout.:)BBC News - Race to drill into Antarctic lake
    Darn that media blackout.:)BBC News - Race to drill into Antarctic lake
    Darn that media blackout.:)BBC News - Race to drill into Antarctic lake
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