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  1. clueless1

    Guardian angels

    Well, I've had a few "Guardian Angel" moments in my life, but the one I'm reminded of every day is this one:Whilst in the RAF, on a posting in Aden at RAF Khormaksar, I was in a Comms Room...
    Well, I've had a few "Guardian Angel" moments in my life, but the one I'm reminded of every day is this one:Whilst in the RAF, on a posting in Aden at RAF Khormaksar, I was in a Comms Room full of chattering teleprinters trying to fix a few. The power supply was 240 DC supplied by a...
    Well, I've had a few "Guardian Angel" moments in my life, but the one I'm reminded of every day is this one:Whilst in the RAF, on a posting in Aden at RAF Khormaksar, I was in a Comms Room full of chattering teleprinters trying to fix a few. ...
    Well, I've had a few "Guardian Angel" moments in my life, but the one I'm reminded of every day is this one:Whilst in the RAF, on a posting in Aden at RAF Khormaksar, I was in a Comms Room...
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  2. *dim*

    Gumtree Scam

    That's pretty much correct if you don't get your item or if it's not correct etc then you will receive a full refund from paypal (after a number of days of a case being open) if the seller doesent...
    That's pretty much correct if you don't get your item or if it's not correct etc then you will receive a full refund from paypal (after a number of days of a case being open) if the seller doesent have enough funds available in there paypal account then paypal will pursue the seller via a debt...
    That's pretty much correct if you don't get your item or if it's not correct etc then you will receive a full refund from paypal (after a number of days of a case being open) if the seller doesent have enough funds available in there paypal...
    That's pretty much correct if you don't get your item or if it's not correct etc then you will receive a full refund from paypal (after a number of days of a case being open) if the seller doesent...
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  3. watergarden
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    snowman

    :rofl:Yes, it's essential you get to love the snow. Mind you, there's always the heavy rain to look forward to during the summer. :D
    :rofl:Yes, it's essential you get to love the snow. Mind you, there's always the heavy rain to look forward to during the summer. :D
    :rofl:Yes, it's essential you get to love the snow. Mind you, there's always the heavy rain to look forward to during the summer. :D
    :rofl:Yes, it's essential you get to love the snow. Mind you, there's always the heavy rain to look forward to during the summer. :D
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  4. shiney
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    Test Your Pronunciation

    Unfortunately we can't watch that video :(. It's been blocked in this country as it's copyright to Channel 5. I done some searching and found this copy that they haven't blocked yet ...
    Unfortunately we can't watch that video :(. It's been blocked in this country as it's copyright to Channel 5. I done some searching and found this copy that they haven't blocked yet [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNuFcIRlwdc[/url]
    Unfortunately we can't watch that video :(. It's been blocked in this country as it's copyright to Channel 5. I done some searching and found this copy that they haven't blocked yet [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNuFcIRlwdc[/url]
    Unfortunately we can't watch that video :(. It's been blocked in this country as it's copyright to Channel 5. I done some searching and found this copy that they haven't blocked yet ...
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  5. EddieJ
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    The icing on the cake

    Oh Doctor, your in trouble. Oh Deary Deary me. Sheal is on the case! BEWARE:loll:
    Oh Doctor, your in trouble. Oh Deary Deary me. Sheal is on the case! BEWARE:loll:
    Oh Doctor, your in trouble. Oh Deary Deary me. Sheal is on the case! BEWARE:loll:
    Oh Doctor, your in trouble. Oh Deary Deary me. Sheal is on the case! BEWARE:loll:
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  6. chitting kaz
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    oh darling

    Not in the slightest.:D:D
    Not in the slightest.:D:D
    Not in the slightest.:D:D
    Not in the slightest.:D:D
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  7. pete

    retirement

    my thought entirely...:sunny: I have seen a few examples of people working hard in their lifetime to achieve a reasonably secure position (own house-maybe some investments-savings) to be then exploited...
    my thought entirely...:sunny: I have seen a few examples of people working hard in their lifetime to achieve a reasonably secure position (own house-maybe some investments-savings) to be then exploited of all of it come the time to go in a home for elderly or similar situation. I am now 47 and I...
    my thought entirely...:sunny: I have seen a few examples of people working hard in their lifetime to achieve a reasonably secure position (own house-maybe some investments-savings) to be then exploited of all of it come the time to go in a home for...
    my thought entirely...:sunny: I have seen a few examples of people working hard in their lifetime to achieve a reasonably secure position (own house-maybe some investments-savings) to be then exploited...
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  9. Phil A

    Competition

    It is a great pic isn't it Eddie & yes it would make a wonderful carving I think.. I have a bigger pic of it somewhere if you want to give it a go.... :sunny:
    It is a great pic isn't it Eddie & yes it would make a wonderful carving I think.. I have a bigger pic of it somewhere if you want to give it a go.... :sunny:
    It is a great pic isn't it Eddie & yes it would make a wonderful carving I think.. I have a bigger pic of it somewhere if you want to give it a go.... :sunny:
    It is a great pic isn't it Eddie & yes it would make a wonderful carving I think.. I have a bigger pic of it somewhere if you want to give it a go.... :sunny:
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  10. alex-adam

    Postage price increases

    You may remember that in my original post I urged you to contact your MP about the proposed postal cost increases. I contacted my MP and his reply is copied below: "Thank you for your recent...
    You may remember that in my original post I urged you to contact your MP about the proposed postal cost increases. I contacted my MP and his reply is copied below: "Thank you for your recent email concerning proposals to increase Royal Mail postage costs which, as you may know, has also...
    You may remember that in my original post I urged you to contact your MP about the proposed postal cost increases. I contacted my MP and his reply is copied below: "Thank you for your recent email concerning proposals to increase Royal Mail...
    You may remember that in my original post I urged you to contact your MP about the proposed postal cost increases. I contacted my MP and his reply is copied below: "Thank you for your recent...
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  11. clueless1

    That Joanna is a bad girl

    For years I wondered what "Animal Smeam" was. I kept hearing in a song's lyric which sounded like "In the Animal Smeam". It turns out it was Indiana Want's Me by R. Dean Taylor.:dunno:
    For years I wondered what "Animal Smeam" was. I kept hearing in a song's lyric which sounded like "In the Animal Smeam". It turns out it was Indiana Want's Me by R. Dean Taylor.:dunno:
    For years I wondered what "Animal Smeam" was. I kept hearing in a song's lyric which sounded like "In the Animal Smeam". It turns out it was Indiana Want's Me by R. Dean Taylor.:dunno:
    For years I wondered what "Animal Smeam" was. I kept hearing in a song's lyric which sounded like "In the Animal Smeam". It turns out it was Indiana Want's Me by R. Dean Taylor.:dunno:
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  12. Phil A
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    Brother

    He can copyright his pics just by sending them to himself in the post, by recorded delivery, and not opening them when they arrive.Having done that, youtube is a good way to get them out...
    He can copyright his pics just by sending them to himself in the post, by recorded delivery, and not opening them when they arrive.Having done that, youtube is a good way to get them out there.When it comes right down to it, it depends what the lad wants. If he simply wants people to see his...
    He can copyright his pics just by sending them to himself in the post, by recorded delivery, and not opening them when they arrive.Having done that, youtube is a good way to get them out there.When it comes right down to it, it depends what...
    He can copyright his pics just by sending them to himself in the post, by recorded delivery, and not opening them when they arrive.Having done that, youtube is a good way to get them out...
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  13. Gay Gardener

    Made in ...

    True, but we would not be getting revenue from Foreign transport, who fill up cheaply before boarding the ferry to the UK So drop the road tax and add a 0.05p to fuel and charge incommers £20 to...
    True, but we would not be getting revenue from Foreign transport, who fill up cheaply before boarding the ferry to the UK So drop the road tax and add a 0.05p to fuel and charge incommers £20 to use the roads here Even more realistic would be to increase the fuel cost to cover insurance too,...
    True, but we would not be getting revenue from Foreign transport, who fill up cheaply before boarding the ferry to the UK So drop the road tax and add a 0.05p to fuel and charge incommers £20 to use the roads here Even more realistic would be...
    True, but we would not be getting revenue from Foreign transport, who fill up cheaply before boarding the ferry to the UK So drop the road tax and add a 0.05p to fuel and charge incommers £20 to...
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  14. daitheplant

    following on

    Thanks for that. That's brilliant. I should explain why I like this so much.My favourite car out of all the cars I've ever owned was a girt big Volvo estate, a 940 to be precise. Despite being...
    Thanks for that. That's brilliant. I should explain why I like this so much.My favourite car out of all the cars I've ever owned was a girt big Volvo estate, a 940 to be precise. Despite being built like a tank, she was surprisingly economical (near 40mpg on a run, fully laden). She was a...
    Thanks for that. That's brilliant. I should explain why I like this so much.My favourite car out of all the cars I've ever owned was a girt big Volvo estate, a 940 to be precise. Despite being built like a tank, she was surprisingly...
    Thanks for that. That's brilliant. I should explain why I like this so much.My favourite car out of all the cars I've ever owned was a girt big Volvo estate, a 940 to be precise. Despite being...
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  15. Steve R

    Off the Glasgow

    Hi Steve. No snow up here today. I am only a few miles from Glasgow. yesterday Rain showers and some bright skies. Forecast for Sunday,some sunshine/cold/temps around 5 degrees. Monday Possible...
    Hi Steve. No snow up here today. I am only a few miles from Glasgow. yesterday Rain showers and some bright skies. Forecast for Sunday,some sunshine/cold/temps around 5 degrees. Monday Possible Snow,temps -3 through night, 5 During day.. Have A Nice Time :thumbsup:.
    Hi Steve. No snow up here today. I am only a few miles from Glasgow. yesterday Rain showers and some bright skies. Forecast for Sunday,some sunshine/cold/temps around 5 degrees. Monday Possible Snow,temps -3 through night, 5 During day.. Have A...
    Hi Steve. No snow up here today. I am only a few miles from Glasgow. yesterday Rain showers and some bright skies. Forecast for Sunday,some sunshine/cold/temps around 5 degrees. Monday Possible...
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  16. Phil A
    Like x 6

    Cold

    :) Spare a thought for the poor fish.....
    :) Spare a thought for the poor fish.....
    :) Spare a thought for the poor fish.....
    :) Spare a thought for the poor fish.....
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  17. clueless1
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    Beer

    And Dandelion Coffee. I likes Chickweed chopped & lightly fried in a bit of butter & seasoned with salt & pepper, same with Water & Land Cress.
    And Dandelion Coffee. I likes Chickweed chopped & lightly fried in a bit of butter & seasoned with salt & pepper, same with Water & Land Cress.
    And Dandelion Coffee. I likes Chickweed chopped & lightly fried in a bit of butter & seasoned with salt & pepper, same with Water & Land Cress.
    And Dandelion Coffee. I likes Chickweed chopped & lightly fried in a bit of butter & seasoned with salt & pepper, same with Water & Land Cress.
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  18. lazydog

    what to do?

    Sorry to be boring and predictable but I would put it on Ebay - just to see if it gets any interest. You could always end the auction early if you changed your mind. You might be surprised at what...
    Sorry to be boring and predictable but I would put it on Ebay - just to see if it gets any interest. You could always end the auction early if you changed your mind. You might be surprised at what response you would get.
    Sorry to be boring and predictable but I would put it on Ebay - just to see if it gets any interest. You could always end the auction early if you changed your mind. You might be surprised at what response you would get.
    Sorry to be boring and predictable but I would put it on Ebay - just to see if it gets any interest. You could always end the auction early if you changed your mind. You might be surprised at what...
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  19. clueless1

    Odd one out

    Ditto the one with silver wheel trims, the others are subsidised and run on tax free diesel. Cheers, Tony.
    Ditto the one with silver wheel trims, the others are subsidised and run on tax free diesel. Cheers, Tony.
    Ditto the one with silver wheel trims, the others are subsidised and run on tax free diesel. Cheers, Tony.
    Ditto the one with silver wheel trims, the others are subsidised and run on tax free diesel. Cheers, Tony.
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  20. Phil A

    Job Seekers Allowance

    You can always claim something, even if not JSA. Last time I was out of work for a while, I was offered 'severe hardship allowance'. I don't know if it still exists, but back then it was £25 a...
    You can always claim something, even if not JSA. Last time I was out of work for a while, I was offered 'severe hardship allowance'. I don't know if it still exists, but back then it was £25 a week, as opposed to £35 for income support (later replaced with JSA). It was the bottom line, the...
    You can always claim something, even if not JSA. Last time I was out of work for a while, I was offered 'severe hardship allowance'. I don't know if it still exists, but back then it was £25 a week, as opposed to £35 for income support (later...
    You can always claim something, even if not JSA. Last time I was out of work for a while, I was offered 'severe hardship allowance'. I don't know if it still exists, but back then it was £25 a...
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