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  1. Jack McHammocklashing

    Anyone done the RSPB bird survey this weekend

    Poor show Sunday All I recorded was 1 Blackbird 1 Dunnock 2 Blue Tits 1 Robin 1 Feral Pigoen 2 Chaffinch 3 Black Headed Gulls
    Poor show Sunday All I recorded was 1 Blackbird 1 Dunnock 2 Blue Tits 1 Robin 1 Feral Pigoen 2 Chaffinch 3 Black Headed Gulls
    Poor show Sunday All I recorded was 1 Blackbird 1 Dunnock 2 Blue Tits 1 Robin 1 Feral Pigoen 2 Chaffinch 3 Black Headed Gulls
    Poor show Sunday All I recorded was 1 Blackbird 1 Dunnock 2 Blue Tits 1 Robin 1 Feral Pigoen 2 Chaffinch 3 Black Headed Gulls
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  2. Folly Mon

    Got A wood Burner duel fuel

    Folly, you will needing this smilie now.
    Folly, you will needing this smilie now.
    Folly, you will needing this smilie now.
    Folly, you will needing this smilie now.
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  3. lazydog

    Well I never knew that!

    Dunno, I've never heard that one.Interestingly though, in a grand feat of engineering, a significant chunk of land not far from me used to be in the sea, and the river tees was rerouted to...
    Dunno, I've never heard that one.Interestingly though, in a grand feat of engineering, a significant chunk of land not far from me used to be in the sea, and the river tees was rerouted to knock a couple of kinks out to make it more suitable for shipping. In fact, if you walk along the dunes...
    Dunno, I've never heard that one.Interestingly though, in a grand feat of engineering, a significant chunk of land not far from me used to be in the sea, and the river tees was rerouted to knock a couple of kinks out to make it more suitable...
    Dunno, I've never heard that one.Interestingly though, in a grand feat of engineering, a significant chunk of land not far from me used to be in the sea, and the river tees was rerouted to...
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  4. miraflores

    forum panel

    I would have like to see the same panel also in the autumn and winter version...
    I would have like to see the same panel also in the autumn and winter version...
    I would have like to see the same panel also in the autumn and winter version...
    I would have like to see the same panel also in the autumn and winter version...
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  5. shiney

    How Long Will You Live

    Have to see your driving licence first! :thumbsup:
    Have to see your driving licence first! :thumbsup:
    Have to see your driving licence first! :thumbsup:
    Have to see your driving licence first! :thumbsup:
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  6. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Message in a bottle - For Pete

    If I shouted anything to tell him breakfast was ready, he'd die of shock! He gets up before me and gets his own breakfast. :loll:
    If I shouted anything to tell him breakfast was ready, he'd die of shock! He gets up before me and gets his own breakfast. :loll:
    If I shouted anything to tell him breakfast was ready, he'd die of shock! He gets up before me and gets his own breakfast. :loll:
    If I shouted anything to tell him breakfast was ready, he'd die of shock! He gets up before me and gets his own breakfast. :loll:
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  7. shiney
    Like x 7

    For Ziggy

    I got one of them the day after the doctor said I was only to have one glass of Red Wine a day :-) Now we are both happy, I can honestly say ONLY ONE GLASS DOC and he is happy too, Until the...
    I got one of them the day after the doctor said I was only to have one glass of Red Wine a day :-) Now we are both happy, I can honestly say ONLY ONE GLASS DOC and he is happy too, Until the blood sample comes back :-( Jack McH
    I got one of them the day after the doctor said I was only to have one glass of Red Wine a day :-) Now we are both happy, I can honestly say ONLY ONE GLASS DOC and he is happy too, Until the blood sample comes back :-( Jack McH
    I got one of them the day after the doctor said I was only to have one glass of Red Wine a day :-) Now we are both happy, I can honestly say ONLY ONE GLASS DOC and he is happy too, Until the...
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  8. clueless1
    Like x 3

    A tribute to the Common cold

    Duh All your joints hurt because you suddenly did a full one hour work out in your mates gym after a while of non excercise Now gargle with the Cider vinegar and get into work you Sloth :-) ...
    Duh All your joints hurt because you suddenly did a full one hour work out in your mates gym after a while of non excercise Now gargle with the Cider vinegar and get into work you Sloth :-) Jack McH
    Duh All your joints hurt because you suddenly did a full one hour work out in your mates gym after a while of non excercise Now gargle with the Cider vinegar and get into work you Sloth :-) Jack McH
    Duh All your joints hurt because you suddenly did a full one hour work out in your mates gym after a while of non excercise Now gargle with the Cider vinegar and get into work you Sloth :-) ...
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  9. clueless1
    Like x 6

    Start Running! Take cover!

    Ah yes, the age old question. I've asked myself this many times when, for example, crossing a field full of horses or cattle that suddenly decide they would rather I was not there:loll:I guess, as...
    Ah yes, the age old question. I've asked myself this many times when, for example, crossing a field full of horses or cattle that suddenly decide they would rather I was not there:loll:I guess, as always, it boils down to that all too familiar question we occasionally have to ask ourselves. Can we...
    Ah yes, the age old question. I've asked myself this many times when, for example, crossing a field full of horses or cattle that suddenly decide they would rather I was not there:loll:I guess, as always, it boils down to that all too familiar...
    Ah yes, the age old question. I've asked myself this many times when, for example, crossing a field full of horses or cattle that suddenly decide they would rather I was not there:loll:I guess, as...
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  10. ClaraLou

    Penshurst NIMBYs on the warpath

    There's no easy answer to that one. I remember the terrible day when the for sale board came down next door and a family of howler monkeys moved in.
    There's no easy answer to that one. I remember the terrible day when the for sale board came down next door and a family of howler monkeys moved in.
    There's no easy answer to that one. I remember the terrible day when the for sale board came down next door and a family of howler monkeys moved in.
    There's no easy answer to that one. I remember the terrible day when the for sale board came down next door and a family of howler monkeys moved in.
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  11. longk

    Using Internet Sourced Photos

    I only post low resolution representative samples of my Photo's online they never exceed 800pixels in size and filesize hardly ever exceeds 250kbs in size. Now if someone wants to copy that and...
    I only post low resolution representative samples of my Photo's online they never exceed 800pixels in size and filesize hardly ever exceeds 250kbs in size. Now if someone wants to copy that and print it, they wont get a decent printed article from that size, but if the pay for it they will get...
    I only post low resolution representative samples of my Photo's online they never exceed 800pixels in size and filesize hardly ever exceeds 250kbs in size. Now if someone wants to copy that and print it, they wont get a decent printed article...
    I only post low resolution representative samples of my Photo's online they never exceed 800pixels in size and filesize hardly ever exceeds 250kbs in size. Now if someone wants to copy that and...
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  12. watergarden

    what next

    Satellite and terrestrial (on an ariel) telly will be with us for a while yet. Ultimately, I have no doubt that everything will migrate to the internet, what with ever increasing network speed and...
    Satellite and terrestrial (on an ariel) telly will be with us for a while yet. Ultimately, I have no doubt that everything will migrate to the internet, what with ever increasing network speed and server power and all.But good old satellite and terrestrial telly has its advantages, and will...
    Satellite and terrestrial (on an ariel) telly will be with us for a while yet. Ultimately, I have no doubt that everything will migrate to the internet, what with ever increasing network speed and server power and all.But good old satellite and...
    Satellite and terrestrial (on an ariel) telly will be with us for a while yet. Ultimately, I have no doubt that everything will migrate to the internet, what with ever increasing network speed and...
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  13. capney

    Inflation.....!

    Were you the Esso Blee Dooler? :heehee:
    Were you the Esso Blee Dooler? :heehee:
    Were you the Esso Blee Dooler? :heehee:
    Were you the Esso Blee Dooler? :heehee:
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  14. *dim*
    Like x 3

    Sopa

    here is a link to show how google is tracking you ... yo can see the profile they have built about you, based on the sites you visit you can opt out Google Ads Preferences Opt Out From...
    here is a link to show how google is tracking you ... yo can see the profile they have built about you, based on the sites you visit you can opt out Google Ads Preferences Opt Out From Online Behavioral Advertising By Participating Companies (BETA)
    here is a link to show how google is tracking you ... yo can see the profile they have built about you, based on the sites you visit you can opt out Google Ads Preferences Opt Out From Online Behavioral Advertising By Participating...
    here is a link to show how google is tracking you ... yo can see the profile they have built about you, based on the sites you visit you can opt out Google Ads Preferences Opt Out From...
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  15. Phil A

    Throbbing Gristle

    Absolutely Throbbing Jack McH(Disgusted of Milton Keynes)
    Absolutely Throbbing Jack McH(Disgusted of Milton Keynes)
    Absolutely Throbbing Jack McH(Disgusted of Milton Keynes)
    Absolutely Throbbing Jack McH(Disgusted of Milton Keynes)
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  16. Phil A

    Tea Tree

    Zigs IF you can get out of this place, language is the last thing you need to worry about You especially can sustain yourself with the garden and a Portugese garden would be more productive I am...
    Zigs IF you can get out of this place, language is the last thing you need to worry about You especially can sustain yourself with the garden and a Portugese garden would be more productive I am to retire in ten weeks, I am sorley tempted to rent long term IE life from Victoria, or try to buy...
    Zigs IF you can get out of this place, language is the last thing you need to worry about You especially can sustain yourself with the garden and a Portugese garden would be more productive I am to retire in ten weeks, I am sorley tempted to...
    Zigs IF you can get out of this place, language is the last thing you need to worry about You especially can sustain yourself with the garden and a Portugese garden would be more productive I am...
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  17. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Gcc3663

    Many thanks for the good wishes everyone. Apologies for the tardy response, but I've had a rather good family day today.
    Many thanks for the good wishes everyone. Apologies for the tardy response, but I've had a rather good family day today.
    Many thanks for the good wishes everyone. Apologies for the tardy response, but I've had a rather good family day today.
    Many thanks for the good wishes everyone. Apologies for the tardy response, but I've had a rather good family day today.
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  18. Phil A

    Any Book Dealers on here?

    Gresham Books, not sure if its still going but i'll have a look, cheers John, i'd forgotten about them.:dbgrtmb:
    Gresham Books, not sure if its still going but i'll have a look, cheers John, i'd forgotten about them.:dbgrtmb:
    Gresham Books, not sure if its still going but i'll have a look, cheers John, i'd forgotten about them.:dbgrtmb:
    Gresham Books, not sure if its still going but i'll have a look, cheers John, i'd forgotten about them.:dbgrtmb:
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  19. MichaelJohn

    Lovely

    I bet Kaz & Catz are asking her about that on facebook now:D Poppie had recently posted a pic of a "Found Cat" poster that had a pic of a badger on it, tried to copy it to here but failed. ...
    I bet Kaz & Catz are asking her about that on facebook now:D Poppie had recently posted a pic of a "Found Cat" poster that had a pic of a badger on it, tried to copy it to here but failed. Underneath it says, not housetrained, a bit vicious (probably scared) no collar on it.
    I bet Kaz & Catz are asking her about that on facebook now:D Poppie had recently posted a pic of a "Found Cat" poster that had a pic of a badger on it, tried to copy it to here but failed. Underneath it says, not housetrained, a bit vicious...
    I bet Kaz & Catz are asking her about that on facebook now:D Poppie had recently posted a pic of a "Found Cat" poster that had a pic of a badger on it, tried to copy it to here but failed. ...
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  20. *dim*

    Arctic snowy owls soar south in mass

    Now that I can well believe, the poles charge around like a badger on psudoephedrine. The have flipped loads of times geologically. If you put a pigeon in a strong artificial magnetic field it...
    Now that I can well believe, the poles charge around like a badger on psudoephedrine. The have flipped loads of times geologically. If you put a pigeon in a strong artificial magnetic field it doesn't know which way to fly, but can't actually tell you that.
    Now that I can well believe, the poles charge around like a badger on psudoephedrine. The have flipped loads of times geologically. If you put a pigeon in a strong artificial magnetic field it doesn't know which way to fly, but can't actually...
    Now that I can well believe, the poles charge around like a badger on psudoephedrine. The have flipped loads of times geologically. If you put a pigeon in a strong artificial magnetic field it...
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