Off-Topic Discussion

Thanks Armandii, you've answered the question for me perfectly

eers me andle, eers me spout, tip me up and pour me out.

I think I'll pass on the self-destructing kettle as my shed has been standing for quite a few decades and I'd like to keep it that way.I do think there is something a bit special and perhaps obsessive about sheds for blokes and blokesses as you say Madahhlia.Don't think the Hornby stuff is...

Thanks for that Ziggy, lot of food for thought for the spring.

Shiney, 83 seconds, one attempt was more than enough.

Touch of the 007 s James Bond ...maybe it was filmed at Pine- wood :WINK1:

Reminded of the kid watching a cow give birth. He asked, so how did it swallow the dog in the first place?

Cabins have electronic locks. When the power goes the doors can always be opened from the inside. Therefore nobody need be trapped by the door not opening. Access from outside is more problematic. As I said, nearly two weeks ago, the call to abandon ship came much too late. If they had...

I think Cajary is right. It's probably a question of 'the satnav is always correct'. I'm convinced some people would drive their car off a cliff and into the North Sea if the satnav told them to do so.

A guy goes intothe confessional box after years being awayfrom the Church.He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine...

You're on a roll tonight, shiney!

Blimey! That could have been nasty Clueless. I've had my place for seven years. Having dug up my back garden completely I found mainly rubble. I also uncovered half a dinner service and a 2 x 2 ft cube of concrete holding a 'whirligig' washing line post. Did it really need that much? It was a...

B&Q, HomeBase etc employ retired persons, though you have to have full qualifications in whatever department you are employed in Full time served Electrician,Plumber etc, Fully qulified gardener with Horticultural degree, you then are expected to give all your knowledge for free to THEIR profit...

Perhaps you should wait til after this weekends cup match Kyle.................

This one looks very good, apparently VERY sensitive to either smoke or CO, as long as it doesn't keep scolding me for having a cigarette!!!:nono::DVal

Nah, I chucked it in the boggy area of the caravan park. D I Zig is it? Congrats on the promotion.

What was the old joke? What do you have one huge green ball in one hand and one in the other? Total control over the Jolly Green Giant. I can see matey boys concerns, but if this was coming from the galactic centre, every star between us and there would have gone Red Giant if he's right.

I know its shocking isn't it. I've been doing some research though and you can buy just the electrolytes (salts in effect) that you mix with water, so that you get a zero calorie isotonic drink. But you're right, its a shame such drinks don't seem to be widely available.

Sheal, The Robin will sing all night long to retain a male rights issue. We get one that goes on and on and on and on and on and on sorry got carried away there. :o But they can go on for some time in the hope of keeping their pecking rights.

Well done Nick.