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  1. rosa

    Goa

    Ho Rosa. I shall go to bed and have the most beautifull dream, lying on the beach, watching the sun set. MEF750
    Ho Rosa. I shall go to bed and have the most beautifull dream, lying on the beach, watching the sun set. MEF750
    Ho Rosa. I shall go to bed and have the most beautifull dream, lying on the beach, watching the sun set. MEF750
    Ho Rosa. I shall go to bed and have the most beautifull dream, lying on the beach, watching the sun set. MEF750
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  2. rosa

    Short Stay Bahrain

    hi kedi-gato yes it was a nice suprise the plane breaking down we certainly didnt complain, just ended the holiday great
    hi kedi-gato yes it was a nice suprise the plane breaking down we certainly didnt complain, just ended the holiday great
    hi kedi-gato yes it was a nice suprise the plane breaking down we certainly didnt complain, just ended the holiday great
    hi kedi-gato yes it was a nice suprise the plane breaking down we certainly didnt complain, just ended the holiday great
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  3. Victoria

    Weird Sightings

    Don't you just hate it when you see something like that and don't have your camera!!!
    Don't you just hate it when you see something like that and don't have your camera!!!
    Don't you just hate it when you see something like that and don't have your camera!!!
    Don't you just hate it when you see something like that and don't have your camera!!!
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  4. Tropical Oasis

    HELP!

    Thank you all. Yes it's me infront of banana, thats my profile pic though anyone can see that one. I was ready to go out that hot sunny day last August. :cool:
    Thank you all. Yes it's me infront of banana, thats my profile pic though anyone can see that one. I was ready to go out that hot sunny day last August. :cool:
    Thank you all. Yes it's me infront of banana, thats my profile pic though anyone can see that one. I was ready to go out that hot sunny day last August. :cool:
    Thank you all. Yes it's me infront of banana, thats my profile pic though anyone can see that one. I was ready to go out that hot sunny day last August. :cool:
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  5. Celia

    I need to have a rant!

    (sorry)
    (sorry)
    (sorry)
    (sorry)
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  6. rosa

    Happy Birthday Lady Of Leisure

    Happy birthday LOL.
    Happy birthday LOL.
    Happy birthday LOL.
    Happy birthday LOL.
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  7. glenw

    greenmetropolis.com

    That's really useful, Glen! Thanks for the link - I've just uploaded a few books, so if anyone's after a nice detective yarn, go have a look! :D
    That's really useful, Glen! Thanks for the link - I've just uploaded a few books, so if anyone's after a nice detective yarn, go have a look! :D
    That's really useful, Glen! Thanks for the link - I've just uploaded a few books, so if anyone's after a nice detective yarn, go have a look! :D
    That's really useful, Glen! Thanks for the link - I've just uploaded a few books, so if anyone's after a nice detective yarn, go have a look! :D
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  8. rosa

    Happy Anniversary Mr & Mrs LoL

    Thank you Gogs!This isn't what I think it is, is it? I'm taking great care, my lovely!We had one of these beautiful trees at our apartment on the Isle of Wight but sadly had to be cut...
    Thank you Gogs!This isn't what I think it is, is it? I'm taking great care, my lovely!We had one of these beautiful trees at our apartment on the Isle of Wight but sadly had to be cut down because it was underpinning the house.
    Thank you Gogs!This isn't what I think it is, is it? I'm taking great care, my lovely!We had one of these beautiful trees at our apartment on the Isle of Wight but sadly had to be cut down because it was underpinning the house.
    Thank you Gogs!This isn't what I think it is, is it? I'm taking great care, my lovely!We had one of these beautiful trees at our apartment on the Isle of Wight but sadly had to be cut...
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  9. Webmaster

    Telemarketer and Junk mail woes ????

    I have been sending mail back for my late husband for the past 3 years now and they still keep coming. They give you a form at the registrars to stop mail from coming and it just dont...
    I have been sending mail back for my late husband for the past 3 years now and they still keep coming. They give you a form at the registrars to stop mail from coming and it just dont work. Capital 1 was the worst, so i filled the form out and stated the new address, (Grave number and plot...
    I have been sending mail back for my late husband for the past 3 years now and they still keep coming. They give you a form at the registrars to stop mail from coming and it just dont work. Capital 1 was the worst, so i filled the form out and...
    I have been sending mail back for my late husband for the past 3 years now and they still keep coming. They give you a form at the registrars to stop mail from coming and it just dont...
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  10. Mrs Bobs

    I passed!!! I can drive

    Congratulations Mrs Bobs, just don't be tempted to go through those puddles and splash the perdestrians, it might be me lol. MEF750
    Congratulations Mrs Bobs, just don't be tempted to go through those puddles and splash the perdestrians, it might be me lol. MEF750
    Congratulations Mrs Bobs, just don't be tempted to go through those puddles and splash the perdestrians, it might be me lol. MEF750
    Congratulations Mrs Bobs, just don't be tempted to go through those puddles and splash the perdestrians, it might be me lol. MEF750
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  11. Sunshine P

    Has anyone won any prizes

    I once won a mug on Radio City in Liverpool..... it was answering on a quiz show, many, many years ago! I remember being incredibly nervous! :eek:
    I once won a mug on Radio City in Liverpool..... it was answering on a quiz show, many, many years ago! I remember being incredibly nervous! :eek:
    I once won a mug on Radio City in Liverpool..... it was answering on a quiz show, many, many years ago! I remember being incredibly nervous! :eek:
    I once won a mug on Radio City in Liverpool..... it was answering on a quiz show, many, many years ago! I remember being incredibly nervous! :eek:
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  12. sammyveggiesbmth

    re hgv/lgv

    hey eveyone what blooming marvelous weather, well im 26 year old female who has just been funded by the government to take my hgv or lgv licence was wondering if any one had a copie of the high...
    hey eveyone what blooming marvelous weather, well im 26 year old female who has just been funded by the government to take my hgv or lgv licence was wondering if any one had a copie of the high way code for lorries? i will pay for it? or any advice or help etc.... ears are open.
    hey eveyone what blooming marvelous weather, well im 26 year old female who has just been funded by the government to take my hgv or lgv licence was wondering if any one had a copie of the high way code for lorries? i will pay for it? or any...
    hey eveyone what blooming marvelous weather, well im 26 year old female who has just been funded by the government to take my hgv or lgv licence was wondering if any one had a copie of the high...
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  13. roders

    Cats like snooker too..

    Roders that brought back a memory. Both my cats (long departed) used to love watching snooker on TV - even trying to pot the ball.
    Roders that brought back a memory. Both my cats (long departed) used to love watching snooker on TV - even trying to pot the ball.
    Roders that brought back a memory. Both my cats (long departed) used to love watching snooker on TV - even trying to pot the ball.
    Roders that brought back a memory. Both my cats (long departed) used to love watching snooker on TV - even trying to pot the ball.
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  14. dalbuie

    Just having a bit of a rant...

    Thanks Gogs and shiney for your kind words. I think I might do as you suggest and send them a letter.Carol.
    Thanks Gogs and shiney for your kind words. I think I might do as you suggest and send them a letter.Carol.
    Thanks Gogs and shiney for your kind words. I think I might do as you suggest and send them a letter.Carol.
    Thanks Gogs and shiney for your kind words. I think I might do as you suggest and send them a letter.Carol.
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  15. compostee

    freecycle. Check it out in your area.

    Old Victorian bricks, 2x2 slabs, rockery rocks and goldfish all obtained through freecycle. Will be picking up some large concrete planters at the weekend :cool:
    Old Victorian bricks, 2x2 slabs, rockery rocks and goldfish all obtained through freecycle. Will be picking up some large concrete planters at the weekend :cool:
    Old Victorian bricks, 2x2 slabs, rockery rocks and goldfish all obtained through freecycle. Will be picking up some large concrete planters at the weekend :cool:
    Old Victorian bricks, 2x2 slabs, rockery rocks and goldfish all obtained through freecycle. Will be picking up some large concrete planters at the weekend :cool:
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  16. Webmaster
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  17. rosa

    Musee De. 1 Elysee

    thank you Diziblonde, I put another photo in but havnt heard anything on that one and this photography museum comp finishes this weekend.
    thank you Diziblonde, I put another photo in but havnt heard anything on that one and this photography museum comp finishes this weekend.
    thank you Diziblonde, I put another photo in but havnt heard anything on that one and this photography museum comp finishes this weekend.
    thank you Diziblonde, I put another photo in but havnt heard anything on that one and this photography museum comp finishes this weekend.
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  18. PaulD

    Does anyone else Squidoo?

    The other one I have come across recently is www.hubpages.com although I haven't done anything with it - yet :)Take carePaul
    The other one I have come across recently is www.hubpages.com although I haven't done anything with it - yet :)Take carePaul
    The other one I have come across recently is www.hubpages.com although I haven't done anything with it - yet :)Take carePaul
    The other one I have come across recently is www.hubpages.com although I haven't done anything with it - yet :)Take carePaul
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  19. JarBax

    Exam tips please!

    Thanks again everyone! I am so relieved it is over - elated, yet exhausted! Going out for a meal with friends from work tonight - life post-maths starts here! :D
    Thanks again everyone! I am so relieved it is over - elated, yet exhausted! Going out for a meal with friends from work tonight - life post-maths starts here! :D
    Thanks again everyone! I am so relieved it is over - elated, yet exhausted! Going out for a meal with friends from work tonight - life post-maths starts here! :D
    Thanks again everyone! I am so relieved it is over - elated, yet exhausted! Going out for a meal with friends from work tonight - life post-maths starts here! :D
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  20. linlin

    Finding bottles

    The furthest from the house,or where there is a lot of crockery and glass scattered around. Walking over rough grass areas even feels different over old tips.
    The furthest from the house,or where there is a lot of crockery and glass scattered around. Walking over rough grass areas even feels different over old tips.
    The furthest from the house,or where there is a lot of crockery and glass scattered around. Walking over rough grass areas even feels different over old tips.
    The furthest from the house,or where there is a lot of crockery and glass scattered around. Walking over rough grass areas even feels different over old tips.
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