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  1. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Redstar

    Happy Birthday @redstar
    Happy Birthday @redstar
    Happy Birthday @redstar
    Happy Birthday @redstar
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  2. Retired
    Informative x 3

    Aches & pains.

    Hi,You're very welcome Logan. This is the kind of mattress topper we bought;Orthopaedic Memory Foam Mattress Topper | 1"- 4" Thick | With or without Cover | eBay4" extra height on the bed...
    Hi,You're very welcome Logan. This is the kind of mattress topper we bought;Orthopaedic Memory Foam Mattress Topper | 1"- 4" Thick | With or without Cover | eBay4" extra height on the bed made a lot of difference almost needing a ladder to get in and out; had the mattress proved cooler...
    Hi,You're very welcome Logan. This is the kind of mattress topper we bought;Orthopaedic Memory Foam Mattress Topper | 1"- 4" Thick | With or without Cover | eBay4" extra height on the bed made a lot of difference almost needing a ladder...
    Hi,You're very welcome Logan. This is the kind of mattress topper we bought;Orthopaedic Memory Foam Mattress Topper | 1"- 4" Thick | With or without Cover | eBay4" extra height on the bed...
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  3. Retired

    Mini paint rollers.

    Hi,Thanks HarryS for the update showing these rollers are now available through eBay. :)Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Thanks HarryS for the update showing these rollers are now available through eBay. :)Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Thanks HarryS for the update showing these rollers are now available through eBay. :)Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Thanks HarryS for the update showing these rollers are now available through eBay. :)Kind regards, Colin.
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  4. Retired
    Like x 3

    Stuffing cushions.

    Hi,Well done alana; now you've done some upholstery I bet you do more; it's amazing the savings doing the work oneself; I'd encourage anyone to try something different. :yes:Did you use a piping...
    Hi,Well done alana; now you've done some upholstery I bet you do more; it's amazing the savings doing the work oneself; I'd encourage anyone to try something different. :yes:Did you use a piping foot on a sewing machine to add the piping?Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Well done alana; now you've done some upholstery I bet you do more; it's amazing the savings doing the work oneself; I'd encourage anyone to try something different. :yes:Did you use a piping foot on a sewing machine to add the piping?Kind...
    Hi,Well done alana; now you've done some upholstery I bet you do more; it's amazing the savings doing the work oneself; I'd encourage anyone to try something different. :yes:Did you use a piping...
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  5. Giri

    A Hard Rain´s Gonna Fall ...

    Bob Dylan received the Nobel Prize for Literature (four years ago - I think). At first he declined to turn up for the ceremony citing a prior commitment. Some months later he had a very small...
    Bob Dylan received the Nobel Prize for Literature (four years ago - I think). At first he declined to turn up for the ceremony citing a prior commitment. Some months later he had a very small presentation ceremony. Part of the rules for receiving the prize (nearly a million dollars :rolleyespink:) is the...
    Bob Dylan received the Nobel Prize for Literature (four years ago - I think). At first he declined to turn up for the ceremony citing a prior commitment. Some months later he had a very small presentation ceremony. Part of the rules for...
    Bob Dylan received the Nobel Prize for Literature (four years ago - I think). At first he declined to turn up for the ceremony citing a prior commitment. Some months later he had a very small...
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  6. john558

    Whats happened to:

    Hi,Thanks CanadianLori and well said. Like you I'm blunt enough to make my feelings clear to their face before speaking about anyone; no one gets along with everyone so I think I'm doing pretty...
    Hi,Thanks CanadianLori and well said. Like you I'm blunt enough to make my feelings clear to their face before speaking about anyone; no one gets along with everyone so I think I'm doing pretty well with only a single "Ignore" and possibly this might even be resolved; I hope so but if not as...
    Hi,Thanks CanadianLori and well said. Like you I'm blunt enough to make my feelings clear to their face before speaking about anyone; no one gets along with everyone so I think I'm doing pretty well with only a single "Ignore" and possibly this...
    Hi,Thanks CanadianLori and well said. Like you I'm blunt enough to make my feelings clear to their face before speaking about anyone; no one gets along with everyone so I think I'm doing pretty...
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  7. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Trunky!!

    Hello @Trunky have a lovely Birthday my friend
    Hello @Trunky have a lovely Birthday my friend
    Hello @Trunky have a lovely Birthday my friend
    Hello @Trunky have a lovely Birthday my friend
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  8. Pro Gard

    Bad taste barn!!!

    I'll leave this one here to remember 13 years later then :biggrin:Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn... Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn when it catches on fire. The only way down...
    I'll leave this one here to remember 13 years later then :biggrin:Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn... Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn when it catches on fire. The only way down is to jump into the manure pile.The first idiot says, “I’ll jump first and tell you how deep it...
    I'll leave this one here to remember 13 years later then :biggrin:Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn... Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn when it catches on fire. The only way down is to jump into the manure pile.The first idiot...
    I'll leave this one here to remember 13 years later then :biggrin:Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn... Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn when it catches on fire. The only way down...
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  9. Logan
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  10. Mike Allen

    Trust No One.

    Hi,Many thanks ricky101 for the link to Brave browser. I've not previously heard of this so it's interesting and I'll look into it later. I'm always wary of anything new but I'm keen to ensure...
    Hi,Many thanks ricky101 for the link to Brave browser. I've not previously heard of this so it's interesting and I'll look into it later. I'm always wary of anything new but I'm keen to ensure online privacy.Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Many thanks ricky101 for the link to Brave browser. I've not previously heard of this so it's interesting and I'll look into it later. I'm always wary of anything new but I'm keen to ensure online privacy.Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Many thanks ricky101 for the link to Brave browser. I've not previously heard of this so it's interesting and I'll look into it later. I'm always wary of anything new but I'm keen to ensure...
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  11. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Dear Woo!!

    Hope it was a good one mate.
    Hope it was a good one mate.
    Hope it was a good one mate.
    Hope it was a good one mate.
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  12. Victoria

    Belated Happy Birthday Upsydaisy

    Thanks a lot
    Thanks a lot
    Thanks a lot
    Thanks a lot
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  13. ricky101

    Multi Cutter Recommendations ?

    Hi,We purchased our first Multicutter a couple of years ago, and though we only used it on a few occasion we did find it very handy, but while sanding today its gearbox started failing and not...
    Hi,We purchased our first Multicutter a couple of years ago, and though we only used it on a few occasion we did find it very handy, but while sanding today its gearbox started failing and not always oscillating, though the motor is still running.It was the cheap Guild brand from Argos, so...
    Hi,We purchased our first Multicutter a couple of years ago, and though we only used it on a few occasion we did find it very handy, but while sanding today its gearbox started failing and not always oscillating, though the motor is still...
    Hi,We purchased our first Multicutter a couple of years ago, and though we only used it on a few occasion we did find it very handy, but while sanding today its gearbox started failing and not...
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  14. Fat Controller

    Quite a remarkable read

    I saw our local council's budget the other day - two thirds of the money raised in income goes on debt interest.... not repayments, interest.
    I saw our local council's budget the other day - two thirds of the money raised in income goes on debt interest.... not repayments, interest.
    I saw our local council's budget the other day - two thirds of the money raised in income goes on debt interest.... not repayments, interest.
    I saw our local council's budget the other day - two thirds of the money raised in income goes on debt interest.... not repayments, interest.
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  15. Victoria

    You have to laugh ...

    I once worked with a bloke who was described as a schadenfreude, at the time someone had to explain the meaning to me. But it fitted him perfectly, never forgotten that word but I wouldn't know...
    I once worked with a bloke who was described as a schadenfreude, at the time someone had to explain the meaning to me. But it fitted him perfectly, never forgotten that word but I wouldn't know how to spell it.
    I once worked with a bloke who was described as a schadenfreude, at the time someone had to explain the meaning to me. But it fitted him perfectly, never forgotten that word but I wouldn't know how to spell it.
    I once worked with a bloke who was described as a schadenfreude, at the time someone had to explain the meaning to me. But it fitted him perfectly, never forgotten that word but I wouldn't know...
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  16. pete
    Like x 6

    OK, so it was raining.

    Worth a listen, if you don't look, the accent is unreal.
    Worth a listen, if you don't look, the accent is unreal.
    Worth a listen, if you don't look, the accent is unreal.
    Worth a listen, if you don't look, the accent is unreal.
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  17. Victoria
    Funny x 5

    FOR THE LADIES ... but men can look too ...

    @Victoria she has made dozens of them :blue thumb:
    @Victoria she has made dozens of them :blue thumb:
    @Victoria she has made dozens of them :blue thumb:
    @Victoria she has made dozens of them :blue thumb:
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  18. Logan
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  19. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Kyle.

    Sorry I missed this Kyle. Hope you had a good day.
    Sorry I missed this Kyle. Hope you had a good day.
    Sorry I missed this Kyle. Hope you had a good day.
    Sorry I missed this Kyle. Hope you had a good day.
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  20. Logan
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